ITT ask and I will name the WWE character past, present or future that represents you on Netcees...

[Frank Metts]

Since I haven't seen Nik in awhile he is obviously ric flair, old as fuck, still doing what he loves but looks like he's about to keel over and die at any second.

Who's next?

[Masaii]

Sup

[Frank Metts]

Sup

Jim the anvil Neidhart... You can be a mouthpiece when needed but better at bruising... Your at your best playing off people and probably stroke your facial hair for fun ... One day you'll have a daughter who surpasses everything you've ever done by the age of 25, but will you be jealous of proud?

[Diode]

Hello Frank. I expect an educated response here. Fully 3xpecting a worker/owner assignment like Bischoff or Gagne.

[Ghost1]

As an avid wrestling fan....well....used to be...u better get my shit right......

[Frank Metts]

Hello Frank. I expect an educated response here. Fully 3xpecting a worker/owner assignment like Bischoff or Gagne.

I see you as more of a Paul Ellering... The build fits you.. You use to compete but your mouth/verbal skill are better known then anything... You probably carry around a wall street journal every where as well... Your site is irrelevant in this plus it's just like managing a tag team anyway because there are only two active members .... Burn, roasted, boston market, booooooommmmm

[Masaii]

Jim the anvil Neidhart... You can be a mouthpiece when needed but better at bruising... Your at your best playing off people and probably stroke your facial hair for fun ... One day you'll have a daughter who surpasses everything you've ever done by the age of 25, but will you be jealous of proud?

Lol! This is legit. A+ thread confirmed.

[murda sho]

lets see what I get

[Frank Metts]

As an avid wrestling fan....well....used to be...u better get my shit right......

Bags I have soo many for you .. Some are jokes... Other could be serious

I'm going to say for now the lightening kid/kamikaze kid/cannonball kid/the kid/1-2-3 kid/syxx/x-PAC/syxx-PAC/Sean waltman .. He is an overachieving name changing bastard with a dick Chyna's clit called small... He rolled up razor Ramon on raw for an upset win and road those coat tails for a life time... If he typed his interviews they would be in all caps

[Ghost1]

LOL. I always hated syxx. He was the wackest in every crew he was ever in. Thank you frank.fir that lol

[veritas]

Please sir....

[detour]

why not lol...an I'll take john cena but only if necessary...

[Frank Metts]

lets see what I get

If I don't know you well enough it won't work or you'll be labeled as like some jobber ... Their have been soo many sho's since time begun that I'm confused right now

[veritas]

I know who I am...so choose wisely.

[Frank Metts]

Please sir....

Well someone said gold dust but that's not you


I got you more as a dungeon of doom Kevin Sullivan... Good at ring psychology to compensate for your lack of overall skills... You act sadistic and people believe it, but it's apparent theirs a few screws loose even when you turn your character off... You have mind control over a few, mostly outcasts who need to find a new path and rumor has it your responsible for the Benoit murders

[Frank Metts]

why not lol...an I'll take john cena but only if necessary...

You are golddust after he go electrocuted and developed Tourette's ...

[veritas]

Wrong. I am newjack.

[Ghost1]

*watching heatwave 96 right now

[Ghost1]

Eliminatirs vs sabu & ehipwreck in the 2nd match....unreal....leap frog off mikeys back into flying bulldog on saturn from sabu.

Saturn handing out brainbuster suplexes

[Mike Wrecka]

go frank


don't say disco inferno

[Untold]

This should be interesting. What about me??

[detour]

You are golddust after he go electrocuted and developed Tourette's ...

nah u missed wide left...randy orton...he was always arrogant an dubbed himself the legend killer, which he did live up to, even if not all of his wins had his opponents at their best...people severely disliked him for the longest cuz he acted like an egotistical ass, until he got jumped by those five dudes or whatever in the cage match an took em all out...

[trap.]

Sure why not.

Arn Anderson works for me, just saying.

[Frank Metts]

Wrong. I am newjack.

Gamble is closer to newjack then you ... You could be mass transit, Vic grimes, William Jason lane of gypsy joe all of whom new jack attempted to really hurt and possibly kill

[Ghost1]

Do people saying who they want to be....actually think thats who they will be? Lol

Also saying who u shouldve been after is endlessly lame....having a breakdown as to why is...just...too...much.

[veritas]

Do people saying who they want to be....actually think thats who they will be? Lol

Also saying who u shouldve been after is endlessly lame....having a breakdown as to why is...just...too...much.

Wrong anthony. It is not lame.

[veritas]

Gamble is closer to newjack then you ... You could be mass transit, Vic grimes, William Jason lane of gypsy joe all of whom new jack attempted to really hurt and possibly kill

Wrong. I am newjack.

[Frank Metts]

go frank


don't say disco inferno

Nah mike I got respect, your one of the best at your craft but don't really get the nod for it... People think your treading water as a mid card because they don't play close enough attention which is why your curt hennig... Wade Boggs is your best friend because you saved his life during a hunting trip while both of you were coked out of your minds, you like playing pranks on people but when it's for time your always ready... Some of your best works of art are matches you've lost which is fine because who really loses when art is involved?

[Frank Metts]

nah u missed wide left...randy orton...he was always arrogant an dubbed himself the legend killer, which he did live up to, even if not all of his wins had his opponents at their best...people severely disliked him for the longest cuz he acted like an egotistical ass, until he got jumped by those five dudes or whatever in the cage match an took em all out...

Your was for comedy purposes strictly ... I'll get you a real one but randy Orton isn't it ... Dudes the face of the company and no offense but your face wouldng go on buses or posters to promote a company who has an all blind clientele

[Frank Metts]

Wrong. I am newjack.

Your white and your the devil ... Kevin Sullivan is the best fit ... Now move along and Round up your dungeon of doom

[Mike Wrecka]

Nah mike I got respect, your one of the best at your craft but don't really get the nod for it... People think your treading water as a mid card because they don't play close enough attention which is why your curt hennig... Wade Boggs is your best friend because you saved his life during a hunting trip while both of you were coked out of your minds, you like playing pranks on people but when it's for time your always ready... Some of your best works of art are matches you've lost which is fine because who really loses when art is involved?

I just spit my gum in the air and smacked it across the room

you are a good man Rowdy Roddy Frankie

[Zen]

Hello Frank.

[Frank Metts]

This should be interesting. What about me??

Sure why not.

Arn Anderson works for me, just saying.


Expose yourselves as to who you truly are or you as I know nothing about either of you or you will be donned the body donnas the shorter one is zip and the taller one skip .. You don't get to have sunny as your manager though she left you for another team

[Frank Metts]

nah u missed wide left...randy orton...he was always arrogant an dubbed himself the legend killer, which he did live up to, even if not all of his wins had his opponents at their best...people severely disliked him for the longest cuz he acted like an egotistical ass, until he got jumped by those five dudes or whatever in the cage match an took em all out...

If you were caught in a house fire you would be r truth... Unpleasant to look at but shockingly athletic... Can get it done when he needs to but his real passion is rapping.. Spent time locked up and tells people it's for something tougher then what it really was for to save explanation and embarrassment...

[veritas]

I am newjack. I am not the devil. Case closed. That is all.

[Frank Metts]

I am newjack. I am not the devil. Case closed. That is all.

Ok Kevin

[Pent uP]

Wattup

[Strikta]

Waddup.

[Certain]

Go for it. I don't know much about wrestling now, but maybe if you pick someone from the mid- to late 1990s I'll recognize them.

[Frank Metts]

Hello Frank.

Scott Norton ... You a big dude and don't really say much but I bet if it came down to the nitty gritty you'd break some shoulders

[Frank Metts]

Wattup

Leaping Lenny poffo/the genius ... Your real poetic and not all that cocky about it you've been doing this soo long it's like a routine although people outside of wrestling don't give you any credit for your art...

[Frank Metts]

Waddup.

The sandman ... Always got a beer and cigarette in your hand and people are suprised your not missing any noticeable teeth... Your engaged in an emotional story line involving a child as raven is claiming to be the father... You'll use any weapon to win a fight and are generally fucked up to mask some past pain... Your collection of MC Hammer pants are at a Guinness book of world records compacity

[Zen]

I don't know who Scott norton is but it sounds right.

[Witty]

Frank Metts

[Frank Metts]

Go for it. I don't know much about wrestling now, but maybe if you pick someone from the mid- to late 1990s I'll recognize them.

Owen hart but not the real Owen hart the one Jason sensation mocked with DX
http://i42.tinypic.com/21jua6u.jpg

Your stuck on being serious even though you want to joke around a lot ... You haven't fell from scaffolding to your death even though I'm sensing some members wish that upon you... You never wrestled but learned the art of communication and use it to your advantage when need be.. You will forever be known as a nugget even though you claim your not

[Frank Metts]

I don't know who Scott norton is but it sounds right.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2cfutsi.jpg. Quiet big dude from the nwo

[Ghost1]

Looooool

Yo!

I want my serious one now frank

[Frank Metts]

Frank Metts

I know your a man but you have to be Alicia Fox and I know you wouldn't want it any other way

[Witty]

Lmao

Touche.

I am pleased by this.

[Untold]

Expose yourselves as to who you truly are or you as I know nothing about either of you or you will be donned the body donnas the shorter one is zip and the taller one skip .. You don't get to have sunny as your manager though she left you for another team

I'm untold lolz. Been the same name since 2003. Just not active on this site till this past year. Been everywhere else tho. Mostly RB, RV, PR and BBoys for a time each.

[Zen]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2cfutsi.jpg. Quiet big dude from the nwo
That dude is fucking huge. Everyone just imagine me as this guy from now on.

[Witty]

I always did tbh.

[Certain]

Owen hart but not the real Owen hart the one Jason sensation mocked with DX
http://i42.tinypic.com/21jua6u.jpg

Your stuck on being serious even though you want to joke around a lot ... You haven't fell from scaffolding to your death even though I'm sensing some members wish that upon you... You never wrestled but learned the art of communication and use it to your advantage when need be.. You will forever be known as a nugget even though you claim your not

OK, thank you.

[Certain]

Also, who is the actual Owen Hart?

[Ghost1]

Bret harts brother. He fell from a sling scaffold thing to his death at an event.

[Frank Metts]

Looooool

Yo!

I want my serious one now frank

Scott hall/big Scott hall/the diamond stud/razor Ramon and you also once went by the name starship coyote ... You talk with a fake ass accent even though you spent a lot of time growing up white... You have had issues with alcohol and have lost and gain weight like crazy because of your alcoholic induced laziness... I'm pretty sure after your done with tooth picks you flick them at people no matter how and your halitosis has got gotten and call them chico for no reason...


In all seriousness you are the mouth of the south jimmy hart... When you yell in your microphone the all caps button is locked and you have no reason speaking to most of the people the way you do but you get a pass and no one can remember why ... Your managerial skills are no where near bobby heenans but someone how you slid your way into winning combinations time and time again ... One day you will think your cool enough to wear dark sunglasses and a Rollie fingers type stache soul patch combo all the time but people will just think your blind and try to shave yourself

[Masaii]

Who would be kane (with mask) and who would be scotty too hotty?

[Neighbor]

Sure

[Frank Metts]

Mask means your hiding something so think of those who don't reveal their identity but are dark and mysterious

And Scotty 2 Hotty is prob real talk detour ... Colorado MC with braids ... Country boy doing the worm and break dancing.. Neither make sense but it happened

[Strikta]

I'm good w/ being The Sandman... that's tight.

[Ghost1]

Looolololol

Dead@my 2 new ones. Welll played.

[Frank Metts]

Looolololol

Dead@my 2 new ones. Welll played.

Shall I continue ? ... Have to go to work real soon so maybe later tonight

[Ghost1]

I will read every character u have for me....continue as u see fit lol

[Masaii]

I would pick Bags to be more of a Farooq/Bradshaw character

[Masaii]

Frank and Joe have to be the Dudley Boyz

[namix]

sure Frank

[Ghost1]

Frank and Joe have to be the Dudley Boyz

Lol. Joe literally looks like bubba

Frank couldnt be dvon tho....hed be more like sign guy or joel gertner lol

[DLB]

dead @ detour being scotty 2 hotty and that being dead on

yo i better be booker t or the hurricane or kurt angle before he was bald g best bet, im edge. a future main eventer tryna find my way

gamble is either rico or billy and chuck when they were gay

[veritas]

VERITAS = NEWJACK

[DLB]

Lol. Joe literally looks like bubba

Frank couldnt be dvon tho....hed be more like sign guy lol

i could see them as the brothers of destruction yo, kane and taker. frank is taker and kane is joe. they always be betraying each other and fighting but at thr end of the day, they fam. kane killed taker like 3 times and taker dont hold grudges

[DLB]

VERITAS = NEWJACK

nah u more of a Damien Sandow g

[Malachi]

In Frank Metts

[veritas]

nah u more of a Damien Sandow g

VERITAS = NEWJACK TRUST ME HOMEY.

[Ghost1]

i could see them as the brothers of destruction yo, kane and taker. frank is taker and kane is joe. they always be betraying each other and fighting but at thr end of the day, they fam. kane killed taker like 3 times and taker dont hold grudges

Lold at kane killed taker 3times an taker dont hold.grudges lolol

Too true.

I wanted to cry when kane put taker in that coffin an set him on fire at the rumble


I felt betrayed.

WHYYYY KANE?!?!? THATS UR BROTHERRRR

[DLB]

Lold at kane killed taker 3times an taker dont hold.grudges lolol

Too true.

I wanted to cry when kane put taker in that coffin an set him on fire at the rumble


I felt betrayed.

WHYYYY KANE?!?!? THATS UR BROTHERRRR

kane buried that nigga alive at survivor series too, kane such a bitch to taker and taker always save kane's ass. unmasked kane is a rapist tho, he set jim ross on fire b and they left his hair on some how to catch a predator "barely maintaining a hairline near the back of his head" shit to emphasize his rapist stature before he went bald

[Joe Metts]

Great thread.

[detour]

If you were caught in a house fire you would be r truth... Unpleasant to look at but shockingly athletic... Can get it done when he needs to but his real passion is rapping.. Spent time locked up and tells people it's for something tougher then what it really was for to save explanation and embarrassment...

LMFAOOOOOOO...I was locked up for possession of military firearms...they hit me with 6 felony counts...star witness fled the state tho an they had to drop it down to some bullshit...but yeah that shit made CNN...

[Sho Money EMG]

Who am I @ Frank Metts

[Sho Money EMG]

Frank and Joe have to be the Dudley Boyz
Lol I agree

[TYSON]

Me

[Rawn MD]

Late entry

[Diode]

Late entry

brooklyn brawler

gobbledy gooker

david arquette

kiss demon

the yeti

shockmaster

[Frank Metts]

I'll get back at this tomorrow ... I have to get some sleep before Kane kills me again

[PancakeBrah]

Hit me.

[YDK]

Wats good

[Frank Metts]

Sure

You are def randy Orton .. A cocky Prick to most who doesn't realize he's a cocky Prick at all... All the talent in the world, a good look... No homo? .. Yet your semi laziness held you back for awhile... When you want to be you can be one of the best and it's shown lately but your do for a fuck up again soon, it's in your DNA to mess something good up... You've matured much since being a superstar but not enough, and you have funny ears, dumb tattoos and facial hair that just doesn't grow right

[Frank Metts]

Lol. Joe literally looks like bubba

Frank couldnt be dvon tho....hed be more like sign guy or joel gertner lol

Are you kidding me you're a neck brace away from looking like Joel gertner

[Frank Metts]

sure Frank

Ahh young Namix you my friend are one of my Favs Nick Bockwinkel, not many new school fans know of you but you ask an old school wrestler or fan and the respect starts flowing and the legend takes a deep breath and live on.. You weren't a fan favorite to start your career but your verbal skill were superior to most if not all, speaking with such intellect that the crowds had to really think about what you said and maybe sometimes left confused... Def hall of fame materiel and your semi retired from in ring action to run an established company and use your knowledge of the business in a positive way to help these up and comers learn to first respect the art and then build on essential skills needed to prosper... You do what it takes to get the job done and if it's and underhand tactic you don't brag about but it you see the angle you take it. Classic heel who's garnered enough respect to be a face no matter the circumstance.

[veritas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs3F-JLsq5c

[Frank Metts]

dead @ detour being scotty 2 hotty and that being dead on

yo i better be booker t or the hurricane or kurt angle before he was bald g best bet, im edge. a future main eventer tryna find my way

gamble is either rico or billy and chuck when they were gay

Nah you my friend are the one and only Mr peanut himself my man Theodore Teddy Long... Started out as a beady headed referee who always claimed to go by the book which was an obvious cry for a heel turn. Then you got your managerial license and learned the art from some of the best .. Doom the Skyscrapers the list can go on... You have these weird thing for foreign white women and always some how end up getting the short end of the stick, it happens .. As you've grown with us your head still remained beady but your role has increased and one day you will run the Show ... But your love for white women will allow a self proclaimed Cougar Mexicunt named Vickie GuerrAero to come in and take it all from you without notice, but you'll seek revenge and hopefully gain back what you've earned once you realize wrestling isn't your strong point but calling the shots and helping make this business better is what the here for... Still train, just don't let pink slips float your way

[DLB]

lmao @ vickie guerrAero

[namix]

Ahh young Namix you my friend are one of my Favs Nick Bockwinkel, not many new school fans know of you but you ask an old school wrestler or fan and the respect starts flowing and the legend takes a deep breath and live on.. You weren't a fan favorite to start your career but your verbal skill were superior to most if not all, speaking with such intellect that the crowds had to really think about what you said and maybe sometimes left confused... Def hall of fame materiel and your semi retired from in ring action to run an established company and use your knowledge of the business in a positive way to help these up and comers learn to first respect the art and then build on essential skills needed to prosper... You do what it takes to get the job done and if it's and underhand tactic you don't brag about but it you see the angle you take it. Classic heel who's garnered enough respect to be a face no matter the circumstance.

damn Frank, you made me want to get into wrestling lol

[Frank Metts]

In Frank Metts

Darren young ... Still young in this game, recently came out of the closest which garnered much attention... Weaker link in his tag team but not by much... Really needs to find himself and focus on his studying and not texting dudes who are acting like church girls... You stil have long life ahead of you and you need to realize coming up on the game is work... Your in need of a stylist or a trusted friend for grooming tips but that will come with age as well

[Split]

Okay ill play

[Geno]

Ok, frank..
I fold, do me bro

[Witty]

Gone @ Vicky GuerrAero

[anime_boners]

me!

[Rawn MD]

Frank is slacking making me go with these Diode ppl smh

[Frank Metts]

Who am I @ Frank Metts


Hmmm

You are Steven Moore, Avatar, shinobi, the five star ninja, Leif Casidy, and most famously Al Snow... You were hired as an assassin but that failed so you tried to form a tag team called then new rockers with Marty Jannety but the lack of fame lead you into a drug induced donward spiral that ended with you talking to mannequin heads and people writing things backwards on your forehead while you were in one of your many NarComa's ... Once you stopped crying about your lack of opportunities and losses and excepted who you were and knew your place was usually staring at the lights while the ref counted 1-2-3 you ironically had your best run leading the J.O.B squad to levels of mediocrity no one ever thought you'd see... Some people secretly respect you but your the butt end of jokes because it's easy, even legendary friends like Mick Foley find it necessary to tease you because it's easy and I'll quote the man now

" I came though the curtain dragging Mikey by the arm,as he tried desperately to get away.He looked like a child who doesn't want to sit on Santa's lap,or an adult who is forced to watch an Al Snow match." - Mick Foley

[Frank Metts]

Frank is slacking making me go with these Diode ppl smh

Four days on fours day off this is my fourth day on so I'll catch up tomorrow when I can ... But I have a consultation with a surgeon in the morning so I don't know now that's going to go but I promise to catch up in the next day or two

[Rawn MD]

Tell them Dr Rawn says no matter what amputation is not an option

[Frank Metts]

Tell them Dr Rawn says no matter what amputation is not an option

Well it didn't turn into the flesh eating disease so I doubt they'd want to take my leg off, but new skin grows back an immediately dies/peels so idk ... I think they just want to find a place to maybe try and drain some of the fluid or see how deep some of the damage is/was and take it from their .. They might do an MRI of biopsy before they even consider anything

[Rawn MD]

U got screws in ya leg tho Frank Metts

No mri maybe CT or ultrasound

That's good no flesh eating lol

They got u on antibiotics?

I rmbr u saying it went septic, so they should be draining it already tbh

What was the initial cause tho? I rmbr u saying u had a fever n sh

If they need a consult u can have em call im on Call till my shift starts at 2200 (it's usually 2300, but there is an IR procedure scheduled that they need my expertise for)

[Orc]

meee

[Frank Metts]

U got screws in ya leg tho Frank Metts

No mri maybe CT or ultrasound

That's good no flesh eating lol

They got u on antibiotics?

I rmbr u saying it went septic, so they should be draining it already tbh

What was the initial cause tho? I rmbr u saying u had a fever n sh

If they need a consult u can have em call im on Call till my shift starts at 2200 (it's usually 2300, but there is an IR procedure scheduled that they need my expertise for)

The cause was a MR child whom was trying to crush is larynx with his thumbs was intervened by yours truly and he started hugging my leg eventually digging his right fingernails into my left calf with a bowling ball type grip ... No blood at first but definite break of skin

3 days later I felt like I was getting a bad cold/flu temp was 101 ...that evening
I could barely move and my temp was 102.9 , wife wanted me to go to the hospital but she got me some DayQuil as a compromise ... The next morning my temp was 103.7 and she wanted to call 911 cause I was barely coherent but I told her if I took a cold bath I could break the fever so I layed in the bathtub and slept for 6 hours and she eventually called the hospital whom told her to get me to urgent care ( separate facilty associated with the hospital ASAP ) temp was 103.9 .. Got to urgent care whom said I had meningitis made me and my wife put on a masks and had an ambulance take me to the hospital when I got their I coughed up a little blood and they found I had strep as well .. Doctors were confused and they started taking blood cultures and wanted me to urinate and I couldn't, they were going to stick a big ass needle in my spine and right before I lost control of my bowels and my left leg became extremely hot at this point they thought I could be in septic show and started iv anitbotics and had my wife call the family because they didn't know if I'd make it ... All I really remember is coming to a few times and this priest holding my right hand praying for me, later he told me he stopped by every two hours and prayed I thought I was hallucinating but he was real ... Anyway when I finally like legitimately woke up about 60 hours after getting to the hospital I had 4 iv's in me at once and a diaper on and had to be told all this info I just told you also my left leg was about 4 times it's normal size and still extremely hot and at one point my white blood cell count was over 40,000, fever reached 104.5 at its peak and I was between 9 and 15% dehydrated and lost 29 lbs in 4 days ... They ran all kind of test on my organs because the antibiotics were given at such high rates they were scared some internal damage could of been done anyone I'm here and alive but 45 days later two cycles of very potent oral antibiotics and a normal white blood cell count finally back to normal ( 7,000 ) my leg is still swollen, skin is still peeling the dark redness is still in some spots and theirs still a ton of pain associated with cellulitis ... It wasn't till I left the hospital that I knew anything about sepsis and how severe it was ..

[Diode]

i had a spinal tap once.

not fun.

"lay perfectly still as we stick this giant needle into your spinal cord and extract fluid. if you move at all there's a good chance you'll be paralyzed for life. now that i've told you that, please remain calm, k?"

[Rawn MD]

Ya spinal tap is horrible

Kid had some dirty ass finger nails tho

Don't u have to check they hygiene Frank

Dirty assdood pprolly stink pumped his hand then went ape on ya leg

What antibiotic they got u on?

They were prolly concerned w renal function w the antibiotics

[Sn00p]

me too pls

[Frank Metts]

Ya spinal tap is horrible

Kid had some dirty ass finger nails tho

Don't u have to check they hygiene Frank

Dirty assdood pprolly stink pumped his hand then went ape on ya leg

What antibiotic they got u on?

They were prolly concerned w renal function w the antibiotics

I'm not on any anitbotics now ... Last one I took was Clindamycin

And yes we do check hygiene thoroughly but fingernails only get cut once every like 10 days because most of these kids can't be trusted with anything sharp ... Washing hands it a big deal but they can't have sanitizers because it had alcohol ( do you see a pattern here lol ? )

[Frank Metts]

And the Streptococcus bacteria is known to grow under fingernails like crazy but this dude injected a ton and it got into my blood which is what made it travel so fast and fuck up crazy shit

[Rawn MD]

Ya under nails and in ur nostrils r strep home

And I kno all about that alch sanitizer dilemma lol
Same thing w mouthwash

[Rawn MD]

Ur lucky it didn't get into ur fascia tbh

Then amputation woulda been almost def

[murda sho]

If I don't know you well enough it won't work or you'll be labeled as like some jobber ... Their have been soo many sho's since time begun that I'm confused right now

its Murda Sho bruh