No fap November

[Fig]

You fat ugly faggots wouldn't dare step up to the challenge

Malachi knock out the extra porn tab you have open next to NC and board with real men


I'm on 1 day and already a little depressed, but I'm standing strong, just gotta keep wise ways and his siggy on ignore for a bit

[Destroyer]

bhahahhahaha
I lose

[Ghost1]

Wtf no!

Fuck u

I will not.

But wait?

Why.

Wiuld u.

No never.

Does sex count? Are u aloud ti have sex?

[Witty]

Why?

[Fig]

Wtf no!

Fuck u

I will not.

But wait?

Why.

Wiuld u.

No never.

Does sex count? Are u aloud ti have sex?

absolutely. That's the best way to be successful in this particular challenge.

And there are many reasons to do this
my favorite being the Katrina level load you drown your girl in.

[Malachi]

i can do this

its not all that to me anymore
i dont even careeeeeeeeee

[Fig]

10 Internet bucks says mal don't go 3 days without flicking his string bean

[Malachi]

i probably do it once a week now

and then i just do it just to do it
cause hey theres nothing better to do

i can totally go a month

see you guys december

[Ghost1]

I just lost

[Destroyer]

lmao

[Split]

a month starting like 4 minutes ago? i'm up for the challenge. Shouldnt be bad.
Faggot roommate refuses to have the door closed

[Fig]

All I know is I'm guna have a lot more socks to use

[PancakeBrah]

fig is mvp

[Tom Sparks]

Longest I ever went without jerking it was like 4 days

That 4th day though, just lookin at a girl that was somewhat decent from across the street made me pre cum

My sex drive is too high for this shit

[Malachi]

LOOOL

[Fig]

Wake me up when November ends

[MMLRLK]

Longest I ever went without jerking it was like 4 days

That 4th day though, just lookin at a girl that was somewhat decent from across the street made me pre cum

My sex drive is too high for this shit

lmfao hahah u aint neva lied

[Witty]

Fools.

[Fig]

Veritas.

[oats]

I make a point to have sex daily, but of course it doesn't always work out like that. Some weeks it's every day multiple times, others it's once a week. Usually it works out to 4-5 days a week, we both work a lot etc etc. Interestingly enough, I've found that I jerk it more when I'm having sex more frequently, and when those droughts happen I'm not as likely to jerk it. Idk

[Untold]

I've gone 3-4 months one time.

When I finally beat it, it wasn't even all that :(

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwH__x6jV6A

[Wise Wiggles]

In the words of a Taken quote..

Good luck..

[Malachi]

fuck this

[Fig]

Lol

FUCK YOU!

[Masaii]

Longest ever been was 3 weeks
It was like a hose when I released. Never again lol.

[Vulgar]

Nahhh

[Certain]

Real talk: If I go a week without releasing the valve, I wake up all gooey. I think my body just isn't used to storage.

[Fig]

I just saw one of those saucy Carls Jr. commercials where a hot bitch seductively eats a burger

AND BOY DID IT MAKE ME HUNGRY

[Certain]

Fig, don't put your dick in a burger.

[veritas]

Veritas.

Get married. Have all the sex you want.

[Certain]

But if you are going to put your dick in a burger, videotape it for the Internet.

[Mael]

To make it a real challenge you should watch porn and see how you hold up.

Hold up. That didn't sound right.

[Fig]

But if you are going to put your dick in a burger, videotape it for the Internet.










NSFW


















http://home.cogeco.ca/~jgilker3/Avatars/McPussy.JPG

[YDK]

Wat if ya fuck but jerk it ta bust on her face or summin? Do that count as fappin

[Frank Metts]

Have a baby, work 40+ a week and get married ... You'll go months without a palm abortion and not even think about it ... I can't tell you the last time I white knuckled the main vein

[Strikta]

I'll bust in my sleep after about 2 weeks of no ejaculation.. I'll wake up to myself cumming & just finish it off & go back to sleep.

Iono, I can't hold it for too long.. & that first nut isn't even that glorious tbh... but the SECOND NUT is spectacular for some reason.

I broke a record when I was like 12-13 in Gma's basement during the whole TRL/MTV explosion of the mid-late 90's.. Jenny McCarthy/Carmen Electra/Mariah Carey/Toni Braxton days.

I prolly came 50 times in a 24 hr. period, & my meat was florescent red & the glans was bleeding.. I was basically just shooting air.

I couldn't possibly cum that much these days.. I'd die.

[Masaii]

Just watched Bella Donna......Fap Free Feb?

[Witty]

I don't understand why anyone would agree to this.

I may not do it over the next month, I don't know, I don't plan it, it is natural like pooping or pissing...if it needs to happen it will happen.

Stop trying to control my nut sack fig.

[Certain]

This board would be a disaster if everyone kept all that inside themselves.

[namix]

I just lost

haha

[veritas]

The marriage bed is undefiled

[DLB]

I'll bust in my sleep after about 2 weeks of no ejaculation.. I'll wake up to myself cumming & just finish it off & go back to sleep.

Iono, I can't hold it for too long.. & that first nut isn't even that glorious tbh... but the SECOND NUT is spectacular for some reason.

I broke a record when I was like 12-13 in Gma's basement during the whole TRL/MTV explosion of the mid-late 90's.. Jenny McCarthy/Carmen Electra/Mariah Carey/Toni Braxton days.

I prolly came 50 times in a 24 hr. period, & my meat was florescent red & the glans was bleeding.. I was basically just shooting air.

I couldn't possibly cum that much these days.. I'd die.

deaddddddddddd

[Fig]

I don't understand why anyone would agree to this.

I may not do it over the next month, I don't know, I don't plan it, it is natural like pooping or pissing...if it needs to happen it will happen.

Stop trying to control my nut sack fig.

I will have your nutsack on a platter and feed it to hungry children

[Witty]

That's what I call 'every weekend'.

[Split]

still going tho (no fap)

[Certain]

Why?

[Diode]

i'm married.

this would be impossible.

[Certain]

The only time I might be able to execute this is that first two months living with a girlfriend, when she really wants to reward you commitment.

[Fig]

still going tho (no fap)

lol wtf

I lost as I was making this thread months ago

[Hush]

Strik a beast lol

[Split]

i'm married.

this would be impossible.

can u not get laid while married?

[Diode]

can u not get laid while married?

ah, to be young again..

[Fig]

yo if I masturbate but I really don't want to... but I do anyway, isn't that rape? I mean technically I'm not even the same person I was 5 seconds ago. Eventually, I don't even know who's touching me...

[Ghost1]

maybe u confused me with this stupid faggot fig/

im not this stupid fagot fig

[Diode]

maybe u confused me with this stupid faggot fig/

im not this stupid fagot fig

you miss fig tho

we all do

[DMS]

yo if I masturbate but I really don't want to... but I do anyway, isn't that rape? I mean technically I'm not even the same person I was 5 seconds ago. Eventually, I don't even know who's touching me...

Damn, this sure did open my eyes. In the words of Eminem,

“...molested myself and got convicted.”

[Fig]

maybe u confused me with this stupid faggot fig/

im not this stupid fagot fig

this is me

[Witty]

Fig I swear to God you better stop making one post and disappearing again for 6 months.

It hurts me.

[Sharp]

this is me

At least stay long enough to update your sig

[Hush]

Which one is rick moranis

[DMS]

My No Nut November thread was way better than this shit