im drun k and outside bored...my top 10 boarders

[Ghost1]

Discludimg myself obv

In no order

Neighbor
Pancake
Veritas
split
strikta
Munster
Uh oh
Aero(rip)
Massaii (tho recently declining)
Certain (keep ur eyes peeled hes on the come up)


Honarable mention to diode......hes hit or miss


And also destro always da god...

Joe metts would be an easy inn if he posted moar

And frank has been on the up an up as well

I despise his paragraohs.....but hes legit funny when hes not trying...ie wrestler thread hes killin it

Cuz it comes natty to him

[PancakeBrah]

Solid list.

I suggest you check out Fig's work.

[Mael]

Fig is top 3. He's always bringing the lulz.

Diode's ego just shrunk to the size of a peanut.

[Fig]

I dont think bags has ever especially liked me

bags are you willing to attest to this?

[Masaii]

Chyeahhs on the comeup, dont call it a comeback

[Destroyer]

I approve as I was mentioned
I'm not on the list because I sit above the list
at the right hand of the bagsworth
carry on gentlemen

[TYSON]

I don't like being down here guys can u teach my how to master the binary codes of top tier

[Destroyer]

1. stop touching children
2. ?????????
3. profit

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/1I1CJEC.gif



http://i.imgur.com/90JSctL.gif

[TYSON]

So pretty much no chance. Carry on

[Fig]

Fuck Destros advice, just be you

that way, one day youll find someone who likes you just for being you

...and hopefully they arent underaged

[Ghost1]

FUCK

As soon as i seen fig post i realized he is a moar relevent and recently good boarder

Fig is on my list

[Certain]

FUCK.

[veritas]

http://theprayinglife.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/empty-pockets.jpg

[PancakeBrah]

Easy decision; he takes Aero's spot. Aero's currently in Omaha talking with Warren Buffet about penny stocks now that he's retired from Netcees.

Everyone wins.

[DLB]

i will cum in your mother's eyelids anthony

[Ghost1]

Dlb

Despite ur personal oppiniom of urself ur bottom tier

U rode.hushes co signature coatails for 5 yrs

But guess what

Hush is.dead

And ur a blacl faggit

Scared to defend his.own race....ur an uncle tom ngger piece.fokf nigher shit

U.nevwr lol

Ur not funny

Id punch ur head off if u ever stumbled.into pennsylvania

Ur a reverse stannimg weordo piece.of.human.shit.

Lol @this faggot.dlb thinks hes a troll

I.trolelled urself into think ur relevant

Arizona is for fucking weirdos who have bonfires an smoke dirtweed then sick.gay niggas dicks like well ok idk i guess if theres nothin ekse to.do...we should at least duck eachothers dicks

Ur fucking never funnies r endless u beg for approval...u co sogn any hush post blindly regardless of merit

Ur a fucking coward

Hush posts i suck a hindred.dick tonite ud post cool bro...i tried to suck a hundrred.but onlu suck 67 how r u so.good at sucking dicks?m

Wieriso?mm


U think.ur good at things but i let u pass off sheer laziness

Ur a piece of nigger garbage shit.boarding trash human.scum uktimate nothinignezs

On my life id punch ur head off times 200

Imm 2x ur size

Tezt tghe theory that big doesnt mean death. U will be deaths last breath....dlb

Get it?!?!?!?!?

U are bottom tier scum at netcees

Wake up

Ur lulz are fabricated

Ir persona? Imaginated

Ur estemme? Self bukit



Fuck everuthing u ever thought u built here


Ur dead now


U are.my bitch faggit

Beg me tk breathe
..b4 i sffocate u niggggger.faggot.uncle tome bitch fdagot.deslerate for approval hush.wingman human.garbage worze them gamble.no personality fledgling loser faggit.fuck

[PancakeBrah]

dlb just got discluded

[Certain]

I hadn't even noticed that he posted in this thread.

[DLB]

can gow translate this plz

[Fig]

lmao, I hadent even bothered to wonder who swagneto was until now.
I imagine bags types like this though

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/257866/keyboard-smash-o.gif

[DLB]

nvm i read it with somewhat ability to translate

come to AZ bro, im over here while u doing ya best wutang clan impressions on video mags g

u the fat kid who wants everyone to give u attention, u got mine now, sup

[PancakeBrah]

Fig confirms his status itt.

I actually like dlb, he invited me to Arizona to fuck women. Although it would be a weird pairing, a 18 year black male with a 24 year old swoll white man. Even with that in mind, I am a student of boarding and I can't ignore dlb's butthurt in the Eminem topic and Bags' ether itt. dlb you need to stand righteous and adjust. The tide is turning.

[DLB]

im playing madden yo

ill let bags decide if he wants to be a man and step up or play drunk pussy overnight and apologize in the morning

[PancakeBrah]

no one will ever meet over netcees 2.0. it's a gambit for the weaker boarder. you need to confront bags, here, on the lime green. remember the future.

[Mael]

I'll admit Bags has the memory of a samurai. You fucking relentless bastard. I've seen him release the Kraken on unassuming foes whenever their guard's down. DLB consists of 90% pure ash right now.

The word faggot is brewing. Having a username containing the word swag doesn't help.

[Ghost1]

LOL AT FAGGOT DLB

U FUCKING SUCK AT EVERYTHING THAT AHS EVER HAPPEMED

HER

ARIZONEA?#?#?#??


NEVER

NWVR IN MY LFIFE WILM I EVER STEO FOOT IN UR WHITEBREAD FAGGIT CITYY.EVSR

U COME TK THE CAPITOL OF PA

THE.BURG

I WILK FICK UR FACE UP

A HUNNID TIMES

U BLACK FAGHIT ILL PUNCH U TILL U DIE

OTHERWISE TUE INTERNET IS UR END
MIUUU SEUCK ON HWREW

OF COURSE U READ IT

HOW DARE U LIE LIKE U DIDNT READ IT

MY POASTS R A GOD DAKN BIBKE ON HERE

the I AM UR SAVIOR

U CANT TLDR ME

EVER

U HAVE NEVER LOLD

U DONT LOL

UR A FUCKIN BENCH MEMBER UR A HUSH JR

HUSH WAS NOT FUNNY

UR NOT FJNNY

U WANNA ACT LIKE IM LOW KEY

I AM TJE KEY IM ZELDA UR FUCKING MINOOT BOWL IM BYRD

UR SHIT TO ME

FAGGIT A PISS DMSTAIN A

FUCK TARGET

I TREAT U LIKE A FUCKIN STICH IN MY CARDIGAN


HOW DARE U EVEN ENGAGE MY SITE WITHA SZENSE OF SELF ENTITLEMENT

SAY
TROLL
SAY IT

ILL FIGJT U ANYWHERE ON THE GLOBE

IM @t 28 year old 225lb italian behomth

Drinkin gin

Gone at u even typing in my dorection

U veegan faggit pice of nigger shit

Evein ur life step out of my boarding prefurence ilk pull ur cord

Admit i own u or i will haunt u tilk ur life stops

Tbis board.exist cuz i breathe ur a stupid monopoly piece on my laser focus.death beam

Duck u a milli

Gone at u carong abot urself when no1 has ever

[Chyeahhh!!!]

man these threads are older than Destro. Who gives a fluck tho

[DLB]

i wont be text battling in my thirties or be some broke bum trying to impress 14 yr olds in the future, pancake. i wont brag about every chick i nail like im some stallion but be some pussy who looks like he reads thesauruses and dictionaries as a hobby. that's what bags does. he's always tryna brag and boast and huff an puff his lil man titties out like he's bad on the net. that's cool, i let him be. he begged to be admin of this site a bunch of times, i let him be. im not gamble tho, he can come to my residence and i'll pummel his ass to the ground. one hit quit, roundhouse kick his daughter then im rolling inside to cook myself dinner, simple

[DLB]

have sound babysit ya kid and come meet me
fam

its not as hot here now, we can slug it out w/ coats on so u can feel like u still in the east coast

[PancakeBrah]

i didn't understand 2/3's of what bags posted, but it seemed really mean.

then again, dlb said he'd roundhouse kick bags' young daughter.

right now the judges have bags winning the first round, with the second round even with dlb gaining some steam.

[Mael]

i didn't understand 2/3's of what bags posted, but it seemed really mean.

then again, dlb said he'd roundhouse kick bags' young daughter.

right now the judges have bags winning the first round, with the second round even with dlb gaining some steam.

LMAO.

That's fucking hilarious. Fuck ethics, that's gold. DLB wins.

[TYSON]

I told u dlb. Dance for the white man all u want but at the end of the day u are still a nigger in their eyes.


Also lmao @ italian behemoth

[Ghost1]

Hands

Dlb

Harrisburg

See me

[PancakeBrah]

Say something about Ruby Tuesdays. Like, dlb probably eats at Ruby Tuesdays and orders a BLT with white people or something.

[DLB]

come fly to az, that whole ass whooping was offered already g
including where i kick ur seed to the curb right in front of u

u tryna be chuck norris but ya frail like urkel kid
get brolic on the net but lets be real, ill slide u with a swift karate chop to the throat b
u'll be choking on the leftover donuts u piled up before our fight

AZ, phoenix, holla

[Fig]

where is Hush when you need him?

THERE ARE PLANE TICKETS NEEDING TO BE PAID FOR

[DLB]

stop ducking action bronson
i'll knock all 225 lbs of non namebrand soda, knockoff cereal, powdered donuts, star crunches and saltine crackers outta u

[Nahhh]

You can't drink your faggotness away

[YDK]

I don't like being down here guys can u teach my how to master the binary codes of top tier

Don't be that guy

[Ghost1]

U can try ti save face all u like

But no1 even knoes where arizona is

U wanna come to the hood

Come thru

Ill murdee u

Until then...accept ur position as bottom tier dickrider

[DLB]

U can try ti save face all u like

But no1 even knoes where arizona is

U wanna come to the hood

Come thru

Ill murdee u

Until then...accept ur position as bottom tier dickrider

ill fight u in the airport once u land b
stop getting brolic if u aint gonna throw pussy

lets stop w/ the bs, u tried to call me out and got shook
viewing the thread and barely replying when i called u out

u wont murder me, u'd try to hug out our differences after i tag u and your daughter'll be like "mommy.... why are u hugging that guy when he punched u" & u'll have to say "shhhhhh mommy'll explain when ur older" shit

[YDK]

Lmao

[DLB]

niggas know what lame u are bags
ur that fat faggot who begs for attention
holla when u squat more than u weigh b
ur not brolic when i post, u are Chaotzu & i'm super saiyan 4 gogeta

[Ghost1]

Sersly

Ur a blak.nigger

Come.to pa

U will die a hundred.nigger deaths

Until then

U are not hush

U will.nevr be

Ur angke.in my daughter is irrelevant because i will treat u like tje nigger foster child.piece of shit that u are

I will beat u with wrenches

Ur not black

Whis white

Dad?

Im ur dad now.

Whedes ur puke green skinny jeans at now?!?!

U fuckin faks as faggit skinny jean wearin halfrican piece.of human.dogshit

Uve never been important

I ket u breathe.out of pitty

This whole fist foght facade is a mere boarding technique being poorly utilized by a smaller tar baby who would get worked by the hands of jesus

If u ever zaw me in the light if day id own u like a fuckin a backseat busticket

Im malcom text

Uve never been an icon

Ur onlu claim to fame is self fabricated

U post endlessky cosigning urself blindly on sum gamble shit......least gamble tries to hide out

Ur out in broad day biggin urself up on sum goofbalk shit like u matter

Uve never mattered

Hush tbought u were funny

No1 thougjt hush was funny

He was a 30 yr old spic.faggit that lived at his moms house like a piece of human shit.

And u revered him

His word was ur bible

Guess what nigger

My taxes pay ur heroes.rent

U.cant breathe without my say so

U wanna fight?

Fight for relevance

Fight fir a job

Fight fir an educTion

Fight to get the fuxk out.my face

Or come to harrisburg an ill crack ur skull on the liberty belk for america u fucking slave.

Civil rights was a fucking joke. And u dont even aplreciate the acceptance u undeservingky received anyways.

Ill commit hate crimes on u till u log in as veritas emotional vagina account

U fucking sick at every thing that is

[Fig]

and Bag swoops in to take the W

[DLB]

now u just postin irrelevant thoughts to anything

for a dude talking about unroflz, every post u have is like .5 lulz outta 1000
fight me
az
hands

& ur obsession with hush is saddening too. he dont post and u gotta have his dick resting firmly in ur cheek bones for his return

u being a fat faggot is confirmed, u spew imaginationland about me tho. let an 18 yr old get u shook g, i had u shakin like shaggy when he thinks he saw a ghost, now u scarface again.

[Allen Knight]

Bags I will murder ur soul faggot

[Fig]

it seems as though swagneto has taken to shadow boxing in the ring...

[DLB]

even ya name spews imaginationland g. bags payne. like u catchin bodies
u are the nc version of drake, u be claiming u got shit but then'll be like "its all just entertainment...". u nurse birds back to health & shit b, u soft. u not in no hood cause u a gangsta, u in the hood cause that's all u can afford. the only bodies u catch is when u flying across the screen in slow motion and it aims automatically g

[TYSON]

Don't be that guy

Sarcasm bro. Sarcasm

[Ghost1]

Stfu wierdo nigger
Ur a virgin

Id lunch ur head off

Ur dead on netcees

Anytime u log in i wil end u

Apologize or be a fucking meal.

I dont give a fuck

Ur only relevance is as a target for me

NO1 KNOWS WHO U ARE WEIRDO NIGGERZMZMMZAKAKJSKSKSKS

UR NO T A TROLL IR AN IRRELEVANT FAGGIT WHO POSTS TOO MUCH AND LRETENDS LIKE HES MAKING A DENT IN THE EXISTENCE METER


KINDA LIKE REAK LIFE WHERE U NEVER BANG VEEGANS AN DD EVERY1 HATES U CUZ UR A SKINNY BLACK FAGGIT WHI WEARS SKINNY JEANS AND PLANS.INTER.ET POEM BATTKER AND UR NOT EVEN TOP 49 IN INTE.R.ET BATYLER

UR TOP DICKRIDER IN WACK FAGGIT CATTEGORY IF JEVER MATTERING

U FUCKING SUCK AT AKWAYS

U ARE NOT A HUMAN

U DO NOT BREATHE AIR THAT MEASURES INA WORLS WHERE I HAVE A COMPUTER IN

U WANT PEOPLE TO REMEBER U

BUT THEY SONT EVEN SEE U

IM THE MOST IMOORTANT FIGURE IN AN WORLD THAT U DENY

YET BEG TO REMAINRELEVANCY IN

U ARE EVERYTHING THAT IS PATHETIC AND WORNF WITH AMERICA

U HATE THE BLACKS

I HATE BLACKS THAT HATE BLACKS BECAUSE THEY ARE 19Xu WORSE THEN THE STWROOTYPICAL NIGERA RUNING EARTH

UR A BRAINDEAD UNEDUCATED SCUM FUCK GIVERNMENT PROJECT ARIZONE.MIDDKE.AMERAICA.DISPEARIMG PRIDE.COWERING BEGALUKZ PIECE OF NOTHING

[Ghost1]

Ill dance.on ur grave. La cu caracha.

[Mael]

u wont murder me, u'd try to hug out our differences after i tag u and your daughter'll be like "mommy.... why are u hugging that guy when he punched u" & u'll have to say "shhhhhh mommy'll explain when ur older" shit

LOL.

[Masaii]

1. stop touching children
2. ?????????
3. profit

>sees good boarding style in other thread
>utilizes boarding style
>....
>profit?

:)

[Diode]

Fig is top 3. He's always bringing the lulz.

Diode's ego just shrunk to the size of a peanut.

oh, no we're name dropping after the please massa, sorry massa, we cool, we cool nonsense you wrote last week?

DULY. NOTED.

[Mael]

oh, no we're name dropping after the please massa, sorry massa, we cool, we cool nonsense you wrote last week?

DULY. NOTED.

wut..

[~RustyGunZ~]

ydk the girl in your avy is gross

i hope she gave you HIV

[veritas]

. remember the future.

......................

[veritas]

Sersly

Ur a blak.nigger

Come.to pa

U will die a hundred.nigger deaths

Until then

U are not hush

U will.nevr be

Ur angke.in my daughter is irrelevant because i will treat u like tje nigger foster child.piece of shit that u are

I will beat u with wrenches

Ur not black

Whis white

Dad?

Im ur dad now.

Whedes ur puke green skinny jeans at now?!?!

U fuckin faks as faggit skinny jean wearin halfrican piece.of human.dogshit

Uve never been important

I ket u breathe.out of pitty

This whole fist foght facade is a mere boarding technique being poorly utilized by a smaller tar baby who would get worked by the hands of jesus

If u ever zaw me in the light if day id own u like a fuckin a backseat busticket

Im malcom text

Uve never been an icon

Ur onlu claim to fame is self fabricated

U post endlessky cosigning urself blindly on sum gamble shit......least gamble tries to hide out

Ur out in broad day biggin urself up on sum goofbalk shit like u matter

Uve never mattered

Hush tbought u were funny

No1 thougjt hush was funny

He was a 30 yr old spic.faggit that lived at his moms house like a piece of human shit.

And u revered him

His word was ur bible

Guess what nigger

My taxes pay ur heroes.rent

U.cant breathe without my say so

U wanna fight?

Fight for relevance

Fight fir a job

Fight fir an educTion

Fight to get the fuxk out.my face

Or come to harrisburg an ill crack ur skull on the liberty belk for america u fucking slave.

Civil rights was a fucking joke. And u dont even aplreciate the acceptance u undeservingky received anyways.

Ill commit hate crimes on u till u log in as veritas emotional vagina account

U fucking sick at every thing that is


dad?


Dead at beat you with wrenches.


Yall1

[Masaii]

oh, no we're name dropping after the please massa, sorry massa, we cool, we cool nonsense you wrote last week?

DULY. NOTED.

Does this come in English?

[Split]

>sees good boarding style in other thread
>utilizes boarding style
>....
>profit?

:)

ITT Masaii claims 4chan gags from like 2004 as his OC


anyways, TYSON its more like

1. stoo touching children
2. start filming them
3. ???????????
4. profit!

[Masaii]

Are you sharp nine? I cant tell the difference between you two. Same boarding style, same hit/miss average, same content.

[Frank Metts]

TYSON doesn't touch children and beating this horse carcass shows the lack of creativity most of you have ... If he did he would of probably already tried to PM Malachi to meet up and play video games and eat candy with nothing but snuggies on in a windowless conversion van ...

Until that happens Tyson is innocent of all sex offender charges

[Split]

lol k

[Strikta]

Nice list bro!

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

So, this faggot makes a thread about going out then while he's out all he can think about is the top ten boarders?...
Wow, that's sad...

Bye...

[Masaii]

Karaoke you are in my top 5 white boarders.

[Strikta]

What also is sad, & I think even more sad.... is when ppl claim they're black & live in a NY ghetto.

But they're really white, & from north Jersey.

[King Karaoke]

What also is sad, & I think even more sad.... is when ppl claim they're black & live in a NY ghetto.

But they're really white, & from north Jersey.

Hi...

north Jersey tho?...
Just stop...
Don't even address me, white trash...
You wish u were black...
U wish that your car could start...
U wish that you had a kid...
U posted that pathetic fake ass story about your imaginary kid dying so we would feel sorry for you not posting the mag...
There aren't any bitches in this world that fuck you or even let you impregnate them...
You sleep on your families' couch...
Your life is horrible yo...

Bye...

[Greed]

I will be siding with karaoke for the duration of this topic.

[Destroyer]

It's rare that you see karaoke go at somebody in the discussion board
conclusion: he's from West Orange

[Witty]

I'm the best.

At everything.

Stupid bags.

[Geno]

Hello all
Enjoyeing this thread. Good stuff

[King Karaoke]

It's rare that you see karaoke go at somebody in the discussion board
conclusion: he's from West Orange

Hi...

Lmao...
Don't you ever change...

Bye...

[Strikta]

Nobody takes Karaoke serious.

[Witty]

I do, I usually sing My Way by Frank Sinatra.

[Destroyer]

slow clap

[Witty]

I deserve that.

[Neighbor]

It's an honor

[King Karaoke]

Nobody takes Karaoke serious.


Hi...

Youre one suboxone hit away from being Gamble...
Keep sneaking off to your family's laundry room faggot...

Bye...

[DLB]

thx for posting in this thread neigh

ur sig proves how delusional this little fat goblin is
im still waiting for u to confirm your trip to Phx anthony

[Greed]

Bags said he coming to phx?

Confirm or deny.

[veritas]

Well....this seems to have escalated legittly

[DLB]

he said he would kick my ass anywhere but wants me to go to harrisburg
i told him fly to phx and ill even kick his seed's ass as a bonus

he's been a fairytale gangsta ever since. he is apart of ethugs inc with that one veritas alias

[Witty]

Dlb is angry.

Dlb doesn't understand boarding.

It is all a game Dlb.

[DLB]

its a game for him till he gets ko'd

ill sell his pride and joy as a sex slave over the boarder to mexican drug lords and cartel members for 1000 pesos & carne asada

[Witty]

Please really do that.

I will pay you.

[Strikta]

Hi...

Youre one suboxone hit away from being Gamble...
Keep sneaking off to your family's laundry room faggot...

Bye...

This was lame as fuck, kid. lol

[Joe Metts]

I gets my board on when im here. Glad you recognize.

[King Karaoke]

This was lame as fuck, kid. lol


Hi...

Not as lame as lying about having a kid...
I bet going to buy yourself a "World's greatest dad" mug for father's day...
Just to drink coffee before you collect your unemployment and welfare checks...

Bye...

[Joe Metts]

Im digging a karaoke/strikta beef.

[Strikta]

I think it's funny he's trying to pick apart parts of my life he has no clue about.

Like, the having a kid thing lol

Why would someone lie about something so stupid??

Only a stupid motherfucker would think some outlandish dumb shit. lol

[Orc]

terrible list

[Lars]

lmao i just been posting on another account

i'm back

[Frank Metts]

Thank you for thinking about me while you were drunk Bags Payne

[anime_boners]

i will accept me not being on your list due to you being drunk

[Ghost1]

LOL

Damn....i am dissapoint@me

U are on my list