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Ghost1
11-03-2013, 03:22 PM
SIGN UP HERE SO WE KNOW WHAT TALENT YOULL BE PERFORMING FOR NC 2.0'S FIRST EVER TALENT SHOW

ALSO FEEL FREE TO SIGN IN A FRIEND AS WELL...DONT FORGET TO LEAVE A DETAILED DESCRIPTION AS TO WHAT TALENT THEYLL BE PERFORMING... THANKS BROS!

Joe Metts
11-03-2013, 03:23 PM
I can impersonate biggie smalls voice.

Adonis
11-03-2013, 03:34 PM
Can fuck fat bitches and not even Cringe...Especially while licking the flaps between the legs



<3

Ghost1
11-03-2013, 03:40 PM
LOL

Ok so we got

Gorrila Joe

An

Me defiling aquatic wildlife

Prime opening acts if i do say so myself!

Fig
11-03-2013, 03:53 PM
We could slap some neon lights onto DG's ass and have ourselves a little light show

Diode
11-03-2013, 04:31 PM
lifting things up and putting them down

Meth
11-03-2013, 04:46 PM
Ability to find old things.





















Ill nika will be located.

Sho Money EMG
11-03-2013, 05:34 PM
How will u manage this? Videos? Lol

PancakeBrah
11-03-2013, 05:35 PM
oh, gamble.

it's not even fun anymore.

Sho Money EMG
11-03-2013, 05:41 PM
Shut the fuck up Pancake.

PancakeBrah
11-03-2013, 05:45 PM
0_0

u want to tangle with the god?

we will engage in discussion battle.

only one will survive.

you better be stocked up on suboxone kid. it's going to be a lean night.

Fig
11-03-2013, 06:00 PM
oh, gamble.

it's not even fun anymore.

cmon guys...

let's go play somewhere else...

Sho Money EMG
11-03-2013, 06:02 PM
Yeah go play somewhere else bitch

this is my domain now homo boys

Ghost1
11-03-2013, 06:04 PM
Gamble.

What will your talent be?

Witty
11-03-2013, 06:22 PM
Inadvertently ruining everything then pretending like he meant to do it.

Fig
11-03-2013, 06:29 PM
Inadvertently ruining everything then pretending like he meant to do it.

so basically being my grandma

ya, some talent...

Dominate
11-03-2013, 06:29 PM
I can always sense the location of the bin in unfamiliar kitchens

Witty
11-03-2013, 06:30 PM
Your grandma is a wonderful woman fig, have some respect.

Fig
11-03-2013, 06:32 PM
My grandma forced her kids to snort crank at a very young age

Dominate
11-03-2013, 06:33 PM
Wtf is your avy fig?

Fig
11-03-2013, 06:34 PM
Wtf is your avy fig?

HAHAHA

Witty
11-03-2013, 06:38 PM
My grandma forced her kids to snort crank at a very young age

Maybe they liked it.

Did u ask?

Fig
11-03-2013, 06:41 PM
oh they loved it

that's just how they bonded

Witty
11-03-2013, 06:51 PM
Drugs are good.

Sn00p
11-03-2013, 07:12 PM
I can do a pretty decent Hitler impersonation.

Dominate
11-03-2013, 07:24 PM
I can do a pretty decent Hitler impersonation.

You can sing mein hut der hat drei ecken

e11even
11-03-2013, 07:36 PM
We could slap some neon lights onto DG's ass and have ourselves a little light show

I see what you did there.



I will be snorting coke. Out of Oprah's ass. Through a gerbil tube. While simultaneously reciting Rick Ross ad libs.

Sn00p
11-03-2013, 07:50 PM
You can sing mein hut der hat drei ecken

Nah, Hitler wouldn't have sung that.

Sn00p
11-03-2013, 07:51 PM
Also, that song sucks.

My hat, it has three corners.
Three corners has my hat.
And if it didn't have three corners,
it wouldn't be my hat.

^real?

Witty
11-03-2013, 07:56 PM
Lmao best song ever.

Dominate
11-03-2013, 08:14 PM
Also, that song sucks.

My hat, it has three corners.
Three corners has my hat.
And if it didn't have three corners,
it wouldn't be my hat.

^real?

It's catchy though

Certainly much more appropriate than any of the kids songs that are in English... All of them are about babies falling out of trees or the Black Plague or some shit

DLB
11-03-2013, 08:59 PM
I can fight u w/ hands, Anthony

turn this into an nC fight club

Frank Metts
11-03-2013, 10:30 PM
I'm a good father... It's a lost art apparently...

It's like people are shocked when your in public and your baby smiles and is as polite as she knows how to be.

I can take opiates and vomit a half hour later, for fun we can line up some pill heads going through withdraw and see which one can find the Vicodin in the puke pile like digging up rawns nose during a challenge in the old nickelodeon game double dare

Certain
11-03-2013, 10:47 PM
I can eat three Chipotle burritos in 7 minutes.

Well, I actually haven't done it since college, but I'd be willing to give it another shot for a chance at glory.

Rawn MD
11-04-2013, 03:19 AM
My nose will not be defiled like that again Frank Metts

U will catch the ooze. U wild crazy kid u

e11even
11-04-2013, 03:43 AM
I'm a good father... It's a lost art apparently...


It is though. My sister's kids don't have an authoritarian. Everyone is so shocked that a man of my stature, however, can have such well-behaved children. It hurts, yet I love the reaction at the same time.

YDK
11-04-2013, 04:12 AM
I can snort percs...not a talent, just fun

Split
11-04-2013, 07:39 AM
I can do a strong Mike Wrecka impression.


For the next ten years I will attempt to perfectly emulate Genocide without a shred of personality or wit.
See u boys on the other side

Brian Bryan
11-04-2013, 07:58 AM
lmao me and MMLP can flip insane ammounts of beermats and catch them

pretty sure vids been posted here

Frank Metts
11-04-2013, 08:30 AM
My nose will not be defiled like that again Frank Metts

U will catch the ooze. U wild crazy kid u

So on your phone keyboard do you have to hitch hike in order for your thumbs to reach the FGH key area?

Rawn MD
11-04-2013, 08:52 AM
That is my talent frank

I will not shortsell myself at ur expense

Frank Metts
11-04-2013, 08:58 AM
That is my talent frank

I will not shortsell myself at ur expense

Lol I love you rawn ... No homo I promise.

Diode
11-04-2013, 09:15 AM
frank is talented at making title contenders quit leagues forever

Frank Metts
11-04-2013, 10:14 AM
frank is talented at making title contenders quit leagues forever

Guess I have hidden talents?

Geno
11-04-2013, 12:41 PM
I get bitches.