WRITE NIGHT SIGN-UPS

[Certain]

NEVER MIND.

What: One night topical tournament featuring about 15 to 20 minutes per round to write, then voting, then the next round, etc.

When: Starting tonight, when we get eight sign-ins.

Who: I'll run it unless someone else wants to. But we need you!

Why: Perfect chance to try topical battling, get an accomplishment or improve you're writing.

Where: Meth or PancakeBrah, please open the Write Night forum.

So far:
1. Fig
2. Certain
3. Adonis
4. Pent uP
5. Zenland
6. Vividlyvague
7.
8.

[Certain]

Fig et al, please mention people.

[Fig]

in

[Fig]

Certain PancakeBrah Zenland Adonis Frank ZYG TYSON Split Eight Vulgar Vividlyvague dead man Coup Genocide Mr. J Scripter YDK Mike Wrecka Darth Yoda oats Lars @Copycat Innovator Wise Ways Witty Pent uP

[Mr. J]

Still searchin ehhh...ugh

[Zen]

In

[Pent uP]

In. Im going thru the mountains roght now. Plz wait for me to post that im out of them before starting. Shouldnt be more than 30 mins to 45 from now

[Adonis]

I'm in. But please mention me like 10 minutes before threads go up, iff they do

Cuz I'm busy but can write and vote

[Meth]

When this gets 5-6 people @ me again and I'll move it

[Adonis]

Meth

#hi big guy


You're sandwhiched between my posts. Can you feel the spooning?

[Pent uP]

Diode

[Fig]

Me
Certain
Zenland
Adonis
Pent
Strikta Vividlyvague you still in right?
Meth thats 6 bro

cmon niggas, 2 more

[Pent uP]

Im out the mtns btw

[Certain]

Bags Payne ill nik-A Frank Witty Cashius Dominate

[Mr. J]

Afraid eh?

[Certain]

You in, Mr. J?

[Fig]

Chyeahhh Guevara, Darth Yoda, Frank Metts, Neighbor, The Mind Assassin

[dead man]

i would but im in the middle of another project atm

if this is still floating around in a bit i will try to drop something

[Fig]

:(

[Certain]

MOTHERFUCKER WE HAVE SEVEN SIGN-INS.
Meth, come play topical writer.

[Fig]

Im out the mtns btw

this made me lol out loud

iuno y

[Meth]

Are u asking me to join?

Are te topics gonna be simple? Lol

[Certain]

Yes, all phrase topics.

[Meth]

Maybe next time.

U have to understand.

The only topical I've ever written was a 16 liner about a monkey eating a banana for write week 1

[PancakeBrah]

"Magic Ball" and "Drew Brees" are the topics, Meth. You like magic ball.

[Certain]

PancakeBrah, come write with us. We need one more. If you're in, we can start.

[Strikta]

I gotta fall back.. take me out plz.

[Fig]

next people to sign up get nudes!!!

[Fig]

:D

[Zen]

Guys @ me if something starts up.

[PancakeBrah]

i wish i could, certain, but i have to read 300 lines of topical to vote on the contendership battle in the AOWL

[Certain]

YDK and Frank now owe us sign-ins since PancakeBrah is reading their battle.

[Certain]

And it appears this won't be happening.

This is why I think scheduling these things in advance would be good, Jerk.

[Fig]

well we tried

and at the end of the day

that's all that really matters

:')

[Certain]

You probably would have no-showed anyway.

[PancakeBrah]

Certain is Fig's mom lol remember when Fig said that. Or maybe it was Certain. I forgot. But it was funny.

Momma aint happy with baby Fig haha I find my post amusing.

[Meth]

And it appears this won't be happening.

This is why I think scheduling these things in advance would be good, Jerk.

Hey you're the only one who's figured out how to do that besides me! (Albeit extremely simple)

And fuck that. Fuck it fuck it fuck it.

The point is spontaneity.

As long as I have any say here at all everrrrr.

That won't happen.

At least not regularly. Nah.

Not a chance.

No.

If you wanna say something like "Hey gize! If I'm not busy l8r I might run a FN/WN!" That's cool.

But I ain't about that "there will be a Figjt night on Decemeber 19th at 6:25 PM Pacific STANDARD time, be there or be square."

[Fig]

You probably would have no-showed anyway.

you should no show your life...

...ehhh...

[Certain]

Does anyone even know why you actually have influence?

[Fig]

Does anyone even know why you actually have influence?

every time u tag him and it takes me to his user profile, the barrage of comic sans makes me wish for death by spiked bat sodomy

[PancakeBrah]

Oh shit.

Certain vs. Meth.

Unexpected, a little weird, but it has potential.

METH; SAY SOMETHING ABOUT CERTAIN BEING JEWISH (i think he's jewish?)
CERTAIN; SAY SOMETHING ABOUT METH BEING A GINGER. HE ISN'T, BUT HE GETS REAL RILED UP.

LET'S GOOOOOOO

[Pent uP]

K im officially out

[Certain]

I'm not Jewish.

Meth isn't a ginger. He just eats gingerbread cookies all day while looking at close-up photos of Drew Brees' mole.

[PancakeBrah]

Why did I think you were Jewish?

[Certain]

Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I have dark features and a big nose.

But you don't know that.

[PancakeBrah]

No, I don't.

On this point we will have to agree to agree.

[Fig]

Certain another topical match concerning some lame feature of Meth?

[Certain]

I'm in. You pick the topic.

[PancakeBrah]

Fig tell me what your avy is.

[Certain]

If you don't know, it's too late.

[Fig]

I think the topic should be:

Meths special time with uncle chester

good?

[Fig]

Fig tell me what your avy is.

It's a nipple

[PancakeBrah]

That's what I thought.

[Certain]

I think the topic should be:

Meths special time with uncle chester

good?

OK. Due in 20 minutes.

[Fig]

Alright 20 minutes from right now though

muahahawa

[Certain]

"Meth, come down here," she called, "we have a treat."
His mother's voice caused him to retreat.
She was always trying to expand horizons and make him smart,
but the boy liked to play with his penis and trading cards.
That's when the shaking starts, the fits of manic depression.
Young Meth tends to spaz in irreverence when asked for his presence.
He prefers to stay in the dark, one screen the only illumination,
but his mother's concerned about everything he's consuming naked.
"Meth, come down here right now." There was no pause in her voice.
"But mommmmm," he whined so gayly he would've said "pause" for his boys.
But Meth had no balls to stand up to the woman who fed him,
so he stood up and went in to the kitchen with a look of resentment.

"Meth, you remember Uncle Chester, don't you?" How could he forget?
Uncle Chester was the coolest guy he ever had met.
Chester came up from Florida once every few months just to hang
and tell young Meth about the sluts he would bang.
"Meth, I think you're going to like this."
This call took the best turn.
"How would you like to spend some time in Florida with Chester?"
Fuckin' right, bitch! Young Meth thought but smiled instead,
preparing to get wild in bed with sluts begging to defile his head.

The plane ride to Florida was mostly talk about bro things
like raps and hos and basketball and coding.
But mostly they talked about this new website Chester was launching
Meth had no real reason for joining except that his Uncle had bought it.
But together they set out to be best friends for life on the Web, see,
that's when God of War named Meth an admin at Netcees.

[Certain]

I had to rush the ending.

[e11even]

Bomb af. Verse of the year. I've only been here for like two months.

[Certain]

Fig

[PancakeBrah]

Fig is going to show.

[Fig]

Meth knew his uncle Chester was a great, wise man.
He would always talk about a place called, pen island.
It was here, Chester said, that all the best little boys
were rewarded for playing right, while not making a noise.
Meth begged and begged Chester to take him straight there,
to which he said, "ok, but first, you know we must strip bare!"
Meth couldn't help but feel nervous and give out a sudden breath,
but clothes couldn't go to the island, so he did what uncle said.
Meth followed his father's brother, blindfolded, through the house
then they walked into a space where Meth could swear he'd been around.
"Alright bud, we made it! Now listen to direction...
grip this di... pen... real tight, and try to stroke it with a vengeance.
What are u doing? Don't cry Meth, don't be a fucking baby,
you gotta warm the pens up before you start writing with them crazy!"
And so, Meth did as he was told. For an hour.
Eventually he got out, and uncle gave him a shower.
Meth sat in his room, sad, feeling unimportant.
Then out of nowhere, Blam! METH FUCKIN EXPLODED!

[Fig]

Fig is going to show.

I was going to lol

[Certain]

OPEN FOR VOTES.

[Unfukwitable]

Im down .

[Unfukwitable]

Nvm... can't tell how serious this is .

[Fig]

Im down .

You down to vote on this battle, nigga

[Meth]

Awesome.

[Certain]

No Meth votes.

[Meth]

V/ Certain

[Fig]

V/ Certain

haha nice try Meth, but certain already said u can't vote!

right certain?

right?

[Certain]

Obviously. We only want veterans.

UNFUKWITABLE, who you got?

[Meth]

V/ Fig

[Fig]

V/ Fig

We have to accept this one just for sheer effort alone

[Certain]

FUCK. Fig leads 1-0.

[Mr. J]

I was in but wasn't listed


sad days

[e11even]

I thought fig's was where certain's was headed. V/fig for making my dream come true.


Questionable comment for sure.

[e11even]

doop

[Fig]

2-0 FIG OWNS CERTAIN

[Certain]

We may need to go to Round 3 whenever the next Write Night fails.