SCENARIO: You are weary, struggling through a sex drought

[Masaii]

You can taste pussy on your lips, the mere thought sends your testosterone levels skyrocketing.

A chubby girl is down for the dirty...

Do you hit? If not, how many months into a sex drought would it be acceptable to?

Picture for reference of 'chubby' (the very end of chubby before obese);
http://creativefan.com/important/cf/2013/04/hairstyles-for-fat-women/nice-face.jpg
http://beachhutting.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/fat-women-4944.jpg

I say 12 months and then rub detol on your cock and never speak of it again.

[Masaii]

inb4 1 week Strikta @bags

[Certain]

If she looked like that, I'd hit it unless I thought I could do better that night.

[Masaii]

Forget the face, focus on the body...

[e11even]

Last time I shamed, my drought was a few months, but tbh two weeks would do it.

[Fig]

She's really not that bad

[Certain]

As long as her tits are substantially bigger than her stomach, like that, I'm game.

[Strikta]

I would hit, no drought needed.

Bust nut needed more important than dignity.

[Masaii]

Not having a dig, but Americans really love fat girls huh?

Over here thats a big no go unless you're a desperate loser who just cant get laid.

Its actually better to remain a virgin than fuck a fatty tbh thats how much flak your mates give you for it...

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH18_dZIYOE

[Strikta]

It's not that we love them lol

It's that they have vaginas & mouths too.

Plus money & countless amounts of food.

Fat pussy is better than no pussy... if one of my boys gave me shit about banging a fatty then we ain't boys.. & he'd prolly get his ass beat for being a faggot.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

pussy is pussy, American pussy or non-American pussy, big pussy, small pussy, whatever. If you're not getting any pussy, you really can't afford to be choosey with the pussy now can you...pussy?

[Fig]

It's not that we love them lol

It's that they have vaginas & mouths too.

Plus money & countless amounts of food.

Fat pussy is better than no pussy... if one of my boys gave me shit about banging a fatty then we ain't boys.. & he'd prolly get his ass beat for being a faggot.

Damn that fuckin escalated

[Chyeahhh!!!]

but on the real though, shorties arm's look like they retired from flagging down 747's on the runway a while back. Whenever birds flap near her, her muscles ache.

[Certain]

Why does every fat girl have perfectly plucked eyebrows?

BITCH THERE ARE OTHER AREAS THAT NEED IMPROVEMENT.

[Masaii]

Fat girls always have nice hair

True story

[Certain]

That's probably because they have so much natural oil. Like a whale.

[Fig]

I hate fat mexican girls

it's like their loudness gets confused for personality

[Split]

that bitch isnt chubby, she's morally obese


i refuse to fuck chicks above my weight class.. not tryna get caught by a moby dick haymaker when i dont hit them up

[TYSON]

My position on the matter is already known.

[Fig]

that bitch isnt chubby, she's morally obese


i refuse to fuck chicks above my weight class.. not tryna get caught by a moby dick haymaker when i dont hit them up

Nigga u weigh zero thousand pounds

[e11even]

My position on the matter is already known.

What i'm about to say may sound like what a closet racist would say:


I'm cool with fat people. I have those in my family. I know like three fat people. And I've had a relationship with an overweight girl.


Problem is: if she ain't a freak; has a horrible personality; can't suck a dick, cook, make me laugh, get money.... SHE'S FUCKING DEAD TO ME!!!

I'd marry a big girl tomorrow if OVERALL she has something crucial worth keeping her around. But, a one-night at night, no witnesses?? She better not stink. That is all.

[TYSON]

If she skinny then her not having any of them qualities wouldn't matter?????

[e11even]

If she skinny then her not having any of them qualities wouldn't matter?????

I hate skinny. I hate dumb. I hate not funny. I want thick(as in curvy) and a pretty face. Thats pretty much the extent of my parameters.