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Strikta
11-05-2013, 09:05 AM
This little fucker is off the hook & won't stop SCREAMING!! WTF

He doesn't even cry.. it's just loud ass screams.. & when I pick him up he smiles & stops.

Set him back down next to me & he screams MORE.

He isn't hungry or dirty diaper or anything like that.. I think he just likes to piss me off.

Iono how his mom does it.

SpookyDeep
11-05-2013, 09:11 AM
Nigga all you do is complain ... I'm going to shoot you in the chest and sell your organs on eBay motherfucka

Strikta
11-05-2013, 09:16 AM
lol why tho?

U'd complain too.

veritas
11-05-2013, 09:17 AM
love him Timothy.

Inno
11-05-2013, 09:18 AM
Get used to it...its gonna get worse.

Wait till hes hungry and you rush to make a bottle so the horrid
Screaming can stop. ..only that when u give him the bottle...even though
He probably starving...lol he wont take it.

Went through that shit with mine lol

Gl

veritas
11-05-2013, 09:18 AM
but also train him. He is like a little robot puppy right now.

Wise Wiggles
11-05-2013, 09:30 AM
Try shaking him.

PancakeBrah
11-05-2013, 09:31 AM
Don't shake him that's dangerous for his long term health

Rawn MD
11-05-2013, 09:54 AM
Lol wise is so fuck ed up

It's for Attn obv lol

Masaii
11-05-2013, 10:09 AM
Calling your child little fucker? lol cmon.
I recommend having the mothers nipple withing arms reach of his tit sucker

Strikta
11-05-2013, 10:13 AM
I wouldn't say calling him a little fucker is such a bad thing.

He's chillin now tho.. I been blowing him shotguns while we watch The Wire.

Diode
11-05-2013, 10:34 AM
NO FINNY ITT

Wise Wiggles
11-05-2013, 10:38 AM
Lol wise is so fuck ed up

It's for Attn obv lol

Keep my name out your tiny post replys, Wonder Years.

veritas
11-05-2013, 10:41 AM
I wouldn't say calling him a little fucker is such a bad thing.

He's chillin now tho.. I been blowing him shotguns while we watch The Wire.


"Ensign set course to scumbag....warp 9....engage"

Mr. J
11-05-2013, 10:42 AM
Every answer in here is correct

Rawn MD
11-05-2013, 10:42 AM
There u go actin all like u the sht

But where's ur face at? Absent.

Wise Wiggles
11-05-2013, 10:43 AM
Yawn.............. Same shit with you now and it's boring..

Rawn MD
11-05-2013, 10:45 AM
Then man up n put it on ur face

Wise Wiggles
11-05-2013, 10:49 AM
Already have bud. You might've been too wrapped up in making threads about being scared to walk out your door because the cops were out front waaahhh wahhh. We've already been thru this. Don't be mad nothing came of your reaches.

Chyeahhh!!!
11-05-2013, 10:51 AM
How'd you do installing the car seat in the taxi on the way home from the hospital?

King Karaoke
11-05-2013, 10:55 AM
Hi...

This wigga is lying right now...

Bye...

Strikta
11-05-2013, 11:08 AM
Why do u think I'm lying?

Wtf kinda sense does that make?

Ur fucking retarded.

veritas
11-05-2013, 11:18 AM
Timothy be honest....you are blowing your newborn shotguns: confirm or deny

Chyeahhh!!!
11-05-2013, 11:38 AM
Nigga got an unborn baby....one of those sixth sense conceptions

DLB
11-05-2013, 11:43 AM
log off and take care of ya kid g

Strikta
11-05-2013, 12:04 PM
@Veritas

Nah lol.. I smoke on the porch away from him.

Rawn MD
11-05-2013, 12:07 PM
Lol i dont believe u... U need more people

And scared, no.. Never scared, learned - yes

Rawn MD
11-05-2013, 12:09 PM
R u talking ur cartoon pic where ur covered in jackets n u can't even see ur face.... Is that the pic?

If so... Lmfao

Orc
11-05-2013, 12:09 PM
post a pic of ya son strikta

Ghost1
11-05-2013, 12:52 PM
With N C written on his forehead so we kno its urs

TYSON
11-05-2013, 01:10 PM
It all worth it to me. Don't run nigga

Chyeahhh!!!
11-05-2013, 01:28 PM
post a pic of ya son strikta

False pregnancy syndrome

Strikta
11-05-2013, 02:19 PM
Lol I'm not writing on my boy.

Ya'll dumb as hell.

DLB
11-05-2013, 02:22 PM
take a pic of ur seed tho and confirm its yours strikta

Witty
11-05-2013, 02:42 PM
Don't put a picture of your fucking child online Strikta.

Strikta
11-05-2013, 02:46 PM
lol I'm not.

Mike Wrecka
11-05-2013, 02:47 PM
Strikta this is the realest shit i have ever typed.

THIS IS THE EASY PART. WAIT TILL HE/SHE IS TWO. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. BEFORE THE BOND IS TOO STRONG

Witty
11-05-2013, 02:50 PM
lol I'm not.

Good.

Some of these animals have no line they won't cross.

They are scum, basically.

Mike Wrecka
11-05-2013, 02:56 PM
Witty you no showed my league for a second time. you and your fox are now considered filthy animals.

DLB
11-05-2013, 03:07 PM
nah strik

we seen that whole debacle u had g. u went full Rupture and u taking an L to Karaoke unless u can prove ur being a father

Strikta
11-05-2013, 03:09 PM
I don't give a fuck what u talking about right now.

I'm not posting pictures of my seed on this site.

Not happening.

Diode
11-05-2013, 03:12 PM
first person to post a pic of a preemie gets a free one way ticket to hell

Witty
11-05-2013, 03:12 PM
Witty you no showed my league for a second time. you and your fox are now considered filthy animals.

I forgot, it certainly wasn't intentional, sorry bro.

I would like to participate tho, i have a couple of days and then I'm out again but I can post at least one piece a week, so if i get another chance keep me in, I will do my best to vote on every battle too.

My bad again dude.

DLB
11-05-2013, 03:16 PM
u know exactly what im talking bout

u doubtin ya seed's relation to you.
ya girl's ex visitin her in the hospital while u were on here paranoid.
the ways to dodge fatherhood vol 1 by strik
how to dodge fatherhood for dummies by strik, sound & rupture
the whole "imma go to jail" around the same time ur child was born, then spending ya hrs in the disc forum

Witty
11-05-2013, 03:17 PM
Dlb you seem quite eager to see pictures of a child.

DLB
11-05-2013, 03:20 PM
nah i thought he said i dont know what the fuck ur talking about

not i dont give a fuck, my bad

King Karaoke
11-05-2013, 03:27 PM
Hi...

Strikta lied about the whole kid thing because he was too lazy to make another mag...

Bye...

veritas
11-05-2013, 03:36 PM
jeeeez....

Chyeahhh!!!
11-05-2013, 04:07 PM
Only seeds you got is in your weed

KwaL!ty
11-05-2013, 04:12 PM
Hi...

Strikta lied about the whole kid thing because he was too lazy to make another mag...

Bye...

lol

Strikta
11-05-2013, 04:25 PM
Hi...

Strikta lied about the whole kid thing because he was too lazy to make another mag...

Bye...

Ur such a stupid reaching faggot.