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02-05-2013, 07:53 PM
Alien

Lama made it seem like I had built my whole rep on dishonesty...
Then gave me YOU first round... so David... I accept your apology
Now I'll switch n just act violent, this kid is a mad riot...
Take em to the streets and I'll curb snack quicker than bitches on crash diets
Every forum I've bruised up, compare my track record with this borin' loser...
As far as wins go, my column will just absorb em like that Georgian luger
We know your a faggot, prancin with your man down Melrose street...
Made a puppet his mascot, cuz he's used to dudes bein in him elbow deep
This faggot will say its to "get away" so he can "take some time to ponder"...
But even kids know the truth... the closet is the first place you'll find a Monster
My verses bully yours, I throw shots that got all the mobsters looking...
Meanwhile all the punches that Snackpack are about as soft as pudding
Your vision seems a bit blurry, thinking you even have a shot is really disturbing...
The fact that you have 1 win proves text died and Netcees needed this tourney
You were just my welcome mat... everyone knew this lame whore would die...
After all,
A Snack's only purpose is to tide people over until the main course arrives

Snack Monster

Hello welcome to the battle please can I have your attention/
Seems we have a visit from an extraterrestrial feminist/
Now before we get into this Lama re-new the membership/
For this Block Buster so not hustler
Plain chemically imbalanced like a crop duster/
What you got sucker this lolli-pops bout spittin hot butter/
Man go pop-corns on them nasty ass foots of yer Godmothers/
Should have studied Baudex Bible and came to the Revelation/
That the Genesis of your ending Jesus couldn't even save it/
Aliens famous for invasions not of nations butt of anus-es/
Pirating booty and bringing up the rear is what he majors-in/
He's a faggit and he's flaming friend
Bug-eyed big-head with hanging skin/
Plus his bars pale in comparison to me like Caucasian men/
He's a Raisin in the Sun pop shit on screens and he's played/
And as theatrical as it seems I know this battle is staged/
You shoulda grazed out and beamed up some cattle today/
At least you wouldn't have to milk ya old shit from 08/
Your pasture prime and trust me homie I know all about pryde/
Even he said it's time to grill some burgers outta yer hide/
This ain't the good ole days of the NBL/
You snap-n-tourneys nowadays might tear an MCL/
So it's out wit the oldies and in wit the noobs/
Gather up all ya nursing homies yall can snack on some soup/

Winner: Alien