for all the homies in college...

[DLB]

how u approach a girl that's in your class?

esp one that's an hr and a half of straight men bashing feminist views, help a brotha out, i took it simply for my major and credit hrs. thought it would be useful but its a class that reminds me men aint shit in women's eyes and women do every single thing in their eyes

i dig this one girl, i think she's cute, got potential wifey status, she looks kinda shy
but there's a reason she's in a feminist class

how do i approach? young dlb not gifted w/ flirting during class
my swag comes out when im roaming the school and chilling

[Wise Wiggles]

Tell her you can give her 4 orgasms in a row.

[Destroyer]

1. print out a dick pic
2. walk up to her before class
3. SLAM dick pic on desk
4. profit

[Witty]

She's probably a lesbian.

[Destroyer]

my method will still work

[Clockwise]

ahaaa at asking for girl advice on a text battle forum.

don't be a pussy and ask her to go for coffee or something obviously..

mainly, just don't be a pussy

[Witty]

Or do, if she is a lesbian.

[Fig]

I got you man, all you gotta do walk up to her as smooth as can be, then lean over and whisper in her ear, "you know how I know we're having sex tonight?...

...

... because I'm stronger than you..."

Then stroll off, the seed will be planted

[PancakeBrah]

if you have to ask for advice it's not worth it in the first place.

shit comes natural or it doesn't come at all.

im not even some sloot slayer with good game. but if you come at a girl with a strategy devised from netcees you've already lost.

don't try too hard. what comes to you, comes to you.

[Destroyer]

totally what pancake said
but otherwise, the dick pic method

[Ghost1]

I like figs gameplan actually.

Mostly the part with the rape....when u rape her.

[DLB]

ahaaa at asking for girl advice on a text battle forum.

don't be a pussy and ask her to go for coffee or something obviously..

mainly, just don't be a pussy

who the fuck are u faggot

hop out my thread, this is some shit that doesnt pertain to u
simply asking a question

[Witty]

Given that she is a feminist, rape will probably remind her of her father.

[Masaii]

1. print out a dick pic
2. walk up to her before class
3. SLAM dick pic on desk
4. profit

Lmfao

Dick pic ftw

[DLB]

if you have to ask for advice it's not worth it in the first place.

shit comes natural or it doesn't come at all.

im not even some sloot slayer with good game. but if you come at a girl with a strategy devised from netcees you've already lost.

don't try too hard. what comes to you, comes to you.

lol nah just needed an idea and some ppl will troll this but i just aint tryna come off as a lazy bum ass nigga or offend her cause real talk, feminism is as dumb to me as religion is cause its not my cup of tea

[Destroyer]

jut because you are a man doesn't mean you can't respect feminism
I mean women couldn't vote at first and shit, they still get paid less for the same jobs, etc
but on the real, I find if you just time it so you are leaving class at the same time you can just slide up to her and be like what's up, mention something pertaining to the class, like ask her if she understood some shit the teacher was saying or whatever. open up te conversation and she'll make it apparent real quick if she's interested

[Witty]

Feminism is super dumb.

[DLB]

lmao i got the # of a chick on mill ave by using her as practice tbh, Arizona is a state of hoes
and destro, i was thinking of doing that. but my homie does that shit and comes off on some stalker shit, like he two seconds away from a 911 call and an appearance on how to catch a predator

[Masaii]

DLB boarding at lowley depths as of late.

I have faith young grasshopper, your comeup starts now.

Call Bags a faggot and we will go from there.

[DLB]

DLB boarding at lowley depths as of late.

I have faith young grasshopper, your comeup starts now.

Call Bags a faggot and we will go from there.

lmao idc about boarding right now, chill w/ that internet popularity shit
ill go to HLB when i feel

[Masaii]

I said call Bags a faggot.

Now.

[Ghost1]

You have NEVER even lightly caressed HLB status...never.

[DLB]

You have NEVER even lightly caressed HLB status...never.

and u beg for that status g, every time ppl forget ur a fat faggot who made his weight loss into a netcee g documentary

u beg for attention, ur the faggot who does rapper accents for a net mag b. ur the white d. omen

[PancakeBrah]

popcorn.gif

[Ghost1]

Im the last of the HLBoardicans

U are corny black faggit who hates his skin color and takes feminism classes in college to escalate the estrogen in ur vagina, whilst cowering at ur desk racking ur mind on how to talk to a girl......then logging into netcees to teach u how to be a fucking man.

Its not something that can be taught.

Its far too late.

U are going to be a virgin until u die a cowardly uncle tom death in a puddle of ur own regret.

Fucking nerd.

[Eŋg]

ask her if ejaculating in her throat empowers her.

the fuck son, you gotta ask?

[DLB]

that wasnt even remotely lulz, u just said what u said in previous threads before i said id put feet on ya daughter and u ran like the pussy u are. u cant even talk shit to sound or strik cause u spend ya father-daughter time leaving her to be babysat by DG so u can troll NC. u dont know shit about being a man u greasy slob. im still waiting for u to fly to AZ, so i can slap the accents off of u

[Ghost1]

So were.just gonna have fantasy time now?

Everything im saying are facts.

Im never going to come to AZ and you are never going to come to PA

Leave that angle go. Its a.cheap scape goat.

And if you feal that ibe said similar things to you in the past.....well.....its probably because they are true...and a cause for concern..

The fact that u are black.....and hate black people is truly pathetic. U are ashamed of your own race.

U are a virgin.

I GUARANTEE u never been inside of a vagina.

U cant even approach a girl....by your own admission....but yet were sposed to believe young ether is out here slaying punani like a true g?

What world do u live in?

Inb4 DLBs fantasyland continuez

[DLB]

keep it real, ill come to PA and split you in half. the admission is u wont come to AZ cause ur shook. buy me a ticket and send me your residence and ill do as i say, otherwise u are living ur dream of having ppl give u attention.

& no, u obv read this on some stupid shit. i said idk how to approach a bitch in a feminist class. u act like bitches are attracted to your double chin, greasy stature and nerdy e-thug glamour g. u dont even actively participate on NC anymore, u are just a disc forum junkie. your a loser who tries to brag about hitting the gym now even though u barely do any weights for a workout. keep reachin before u get diabetes

[Zen]

They teach feminism classes? I bet that class is a bitch.

[DLB]

They teach feminism classes? I bet that class is a bitch.

yeah its for like women studies

im majoring in music engineering/music in general and had to take a humanitaries class i believe and i thought it would
be cool by its name, turns out to be a feminist class

[Ghost1]

Ok....

So....u are.going to continue to beat hushes angke to death i see

Let me.clear this up for u.

Im not a spoon fed whitebread spic who lives at home woth my mommie....so i dont hand money out to strangers on the internet.

Now

LOOOOOOOL@

"Ur fat an dumb am u dont even lift alot if weights"

Young ether with the killer quips!

Now i can see why ur the self proclaimed troll king!

Thats u rigjt.......

And as far as participation on the site?

LNAO wtf are u talking about

Some1 link me to a dlb battle?

I just wrote a battle a week ago.....

U on here questioning my participation?!??!!? Lmao u gettin desperate as fuck.

Lets talk about participation

I ran the entire site out.of the grave by myself when lama died the first time

U modded the nbl for one week

And ran it into the fucking ground.








And ive fucked.more bitches then u. Punched more heads off. Won more text battles. And i board harder then u.

U are an insignificant faggit. Stop coming here.

[Ghost1]

ITT

HEY BROS

ITS ME DLB

IM TAKIN CLASSES ON HOW TO BE A PUSSY

HAS ANY1 EVER TALKED TO A GURL!?!?

HELP ME!

[Mr. J]

Im the last of the HLBoardicans

U are corny black faggit who hates his skin color and takes feminism classes in college to escalate the estrogen in ur vagina, whilst cowering at ur desk racking ur mind on how to talk to a girl......then logging into netcees to teach u how to be a fucking man.

Its not something that can be taught.

Its far too late.

U are going to be a virgin until u die a cowardly uncle tom death in a puddle of ur own regret.

Fucking nerd.

LoL

[DLB]

Ok....

So....u are.going to continue to beat hushes angke to death i see

Let me.clear this up for u.

Im not a spoon fed whitebread spic who lives at home woth my mommie....so i dont hand money out to strangers on the internet.

Now

LOOOOOOOL@

"Ur fat an dumb am u dont even lift alot if weights"

Young ether with the killer quips!

Now i can see why ur the self proclaimed troll king!

Thats u rigjt.......

And as far as participation on the site?

LNAO wtf are u talking about

Some1 link me to a dlb battle?

I just wrote a battle a week ago.....

U on here questioning my participation?!??!!? Lmao u gettin desperate as fuck.

Lets talk about participation

I ran the entire site out.of the grave by myself when lama died the first time

U modded the nbl for one week

And ran it into the fucking ground.








And ive fucked.more bitches then u. Punched more heads off. Won more text battles. And i board harder then u.

U are an insignificant faggit. Stop coming here.

lol @ i ran the NBL into the ground. give me an exact estimation on where i was a bad mod as u continue to live in the past like u do shit around here fat boy

u wanna talk HLB, u arent even top 10 g. ur boarding has always been subpar "show me some love" boarding. u try to trendset by dickriding ppl. u score like kendrick perkins and im like monte ellis g. ur not shit to me, if u wanna end this shit, dont post in my direction. u want net beef, send me ya location and a confirmed ticket and its poppin in ya state. fuck that troll shit, man up b. u supposed to be the old mature gent, u act like a 10 yr old sitewide. u couldnt run 20 lbs off of u, let alone a site by yourself. be real

[Ghost1]

HEY

ITT

BAGS IS THE WHITE D OMEN

SOME OF U MAY NOT GET THAT REFERENCE BECAUSE IT AN OBSCURE INTERNET INSIDE JOKE TI AN OLD LONGBAR CHARACTER

BUT ITS THE LULZ

CUZ IM THE TROLL KING

[Ghost1]

ITT DOB IS IN DENIAL

HE COMPLETELY RAN THE NBL INTO THE GROUND BECUASE HES A QUITTER

ALSO AS AN IRRELEVANT FAGGIT NO1 WANTED TO SHOW FOR BATTLES CUZ THEY DONT CARE ABOUT WHO HE IS.

[DLB]

ITT

HEY BROS

ITS ME DLB

IM TAKIN CLASSES ON HOW TO BE A PUSSY

HAS ANY1 EVER TALKED TO A GURL!?!?

HELP ME!

ITT

HEY IM BAGS

TRYING TO BE RELEVANT

WONT MEET DLB UP BUT HES A PUSSY

I BARELY GRADUATED HS AFTER COPYING, NEVER BEEN TO COLLEGE

FEED ME MOAR ATTENTION GUISE

[Ghost1]

ITT

I WILL POST IN UR DIRECTION UNTIL U RETURN THOSE MUSTARD GREEN SKINNY JEANS TO THE LOCAL CHARITY THRIFT SHOP

ITT

THIS MILKDUD STILL TRYNNA CLING TI THE FIGHT ME ANGLE CUZ HES LOST ALL GROUND

[DLB]

BAGS

I

TYPE

LikE this

TO

MAKE IT FEEL

LIKE IM SAYING SOMETHING RELEVANT

BUT IT

LOOKS LIKE IM

JUST PRESSING KEYS

fAGGOt

[Ghost1]

ITT

DID DLB JUST GO COMPLETELY 5TH GRADE?!?!

LOLOLOL

U BARELY EVEN PASSED SCHOOL AN U WERE COPYING UR ANSWERS....U BIG STUPID HEAD!

ITT ITT ITT
ITT

THIS VIRGIN

STILL IS HOPING SOME1 WILL TEACH HIM HOW TO TALK TO A GIRL AFTER I PULL HIS SOUL OUT HIS PURPLE CHEST

UNCLE TOMMY GUNS FIRED!

[Strikta]

DLB is a pussy.. niggas ain't flying to Ari fucking Zona just to slap the black of u.

Drop that angle, just like Bags said.

Btw.. why are u here?

Ur not funny, can't write, battle, troll, be accepted, & u basically beg for attention.

Ur the new Dia.

B.

[Ghost1]

ITTITITITITITITTTT

DLB IS LOSING THE ARGUMENT DESPERATELY

NOW HES RESORTED TO POINTING OUT THAT IM USONG CAPSLOCK

MASTRFUK REVELATION!!!

UR GONNA DO IT

UR SAVING FACE NOW!!!!!

ITG ITTT

DLB CANNOT OFFER ANY RELEVANCE TO THIS SITE


ITT RAN THE NBL INTO THE GROUND

WROTE ONE MAGAZONE AND.PROCLAIMED HIMSELF MOD OF THE YEAR

[DLB]

has more spelling errors than gow
mentions hush in irrelevant posts
sounds like hes pounding keys of frustration
created his own boarding language
resembles diasick on a good day
net nazi of the masses by day, fragile virgin at night

braggadocious about small tasks others do in everyday life

u are set for success of minimum wage at a local burger shop anthony

[Ghost1]

ITTTTTTTTTTT

WITTY BODIED AND ETHERED "ETHER" OFF THE SITE AND HE SAID HE WAS LEAVING

THEN CAME BACK 2 DAYS LATER

ITTT

ITT DIGGY SIMMONS CHALLENGES WOLVERINE TO A BOXING MATCH

[DLB]

DLB is a pussy.. niggas ain't flying to Ari fucking Zona just to slap the black of u.

Drop that angle, just like Bags said.

Btw.. why are u here?

Ur not funny, can't write, battle, troll, be accepted, & u basically beg for attention.

Ur the new Dia.

B.

sup g

u mad cause i pointed out ur a failure of a dad or what, u tried the fight me angle how many times now? lol then linked ppl to an address that seemingly doesnt exist. fail back

[Strikta]

This is where u tell me to come to AZ so u can beat me up.

I'll wait.

[Ghost1]

ITTT I CLEAR 40K

ITT I WORKK FOR A MAJOR MEDICAL HEALTH INSURANCE PROVIDER


ITT DLB GOES TO SCHOOL FOR FEMINISM

TO MAJOR IN.....BEING A BITCH I GUESS?


INB4 SAD GRAPS FOR RELEVANCY BY REACHING OUT AND NAMEDROPPING.MEMBERS CONTINUES

[DLB]

Trolololololol

ITT BAGS RESORTS TO IRLEVANCE

STILL SHOOK

FAGGOT WHO GOES OUT JUST TO BOARD

TYPES LIKE THIS W GOW SPELLING ERRORS

STILL A LAME

[Ghost1]

ITT DLB TRYS TO MAKE THAT GOW SPELLING JOKE FUNNY A 2ND TIME



ITT

STILL NOT LOL

[Ghost1]

ITT SOMEONE LINKS A ROFL DLB POSTED



ITT

NO1 POSTS A LINK

THERE ARE NONE ROFLZ

[DLB]

ITTT I CLEAR 40K

ITT I WORKK FOR A MAJOR MEDICAL HEALTH INSURANCE PROVIDER


ITT DLB GOES TO SCHOOL FOR FEMINISM

TO MAJOR IN.....BEING A BITCH I GUESS?


INB4 SAD GRAPS FOR RELEVANCY BY REACHING OUT AND NAMEDROPPING.MEMBERS CONTINUES

major medical health insurance provider? lmaoooooo u are the best troll ever, take the crown.

strik, u got many other niggas tryin to catch ur body, ill leave it. holla @ Aero for that ass whooping, Kar's got next, i guess i got 3rd if nobody else is in line

[Ghost1]

I COMPLETELY BELIVE DLB FIGHTS PEOPLE


ITT

NO IDONT.



ITT......REMEMBER WHEN DLB POSTED THAT PICTURE WITH THOSE 2 WRETCHID 13 YEAR OLD WHITE SLUTS AT THE BOWLING ALLEY?!?!

ITT


LOL

LOL

I DO.

[Ghost1]

ITT DLB FORFEITS BECAUSE HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT A MEDICAL HEALTH INSURANCE PROVIDER IS



ITT

DLB IS STILL ON HIS PARENTS HEALTH INSURANCE.


ITT

IT WONT COVER TEH AIDS.


ITTLKLOL

[DLB]

ITT

BAGS FAGGOTRY CONFIRMED

THE STRIK AND BAGS COALITTION FORMED

BOTH CONFIRM BEING HORRIbLE ROLE MODeLS

ONE DUckEd OUT ON fATHerhood, OTHEr is FINE WiTH motherhood

EQUALLY LAME DUO

[Ghost1]

ITT DLB HAS NO IDENTITY AND HAS ADOPTED MY STYLE OF POSTI.G IN A STRANGE DEFENSE MECHANISM ATTEMPT TO MIMIC HIS AGGRESSOR AND CONFRONT HIS FEARS BY BECOMING THEM

ITT

IT DOESNT WORK.


ITT



DO U KNOW WHAT A MEDICAL HEALTH INSURANCE PROVIDER IS....?

[Ghost1]

ITT

DLB ADDRESSES WHY HE WAS "MACKING" BITCHES AT THE BOWLING ALLEY LIKE A VEEGAN.


ITT

NO HE DOESNT

[DLB]

ITT

TXT KWAME BROWN AND SMUSH PARKER LIVE FANTASIES

BAGS ACTS LIKE A HLB HE IS NOT

HIS RELEVANCE IS QUESTIONED

HIS LEGACY IS NOT EXISTANT

A PHONY ADMITTEDLY

[DLB]

ITT

DLB ADDRESSES WHY HE WAS "MACKING" BITCHES AT THE BOWLING ALLEY LIKE A VEEGAN.


ITT

NO HE DOESNT

lmaooo bowling alley? hahahahahaha

link the pic sir, u have said enough lies

[Ghost1]

ITT

DLB HAS LOST HIS COTTON PICKING MIND AND DESPERATELY REACHES OUT TI AERO AND KARAOKE FOR HELP


HELP KE.BLACK FRIENDS!!!!!

DISREGARD ALL MY POSTS WHERE I SAID I HATED NIGGERS

THAT WAS ONLY TO IMPRESS BAGS B4 HE TURNED ON ME!!


ITT

[Masaii]

ITT SOMEONE LINKS A ROFL DLB POSTED



ITT

NO1 POSTS A LINK

THERE ARE NONE ROFLZ

LOTB

[Ghost1]

ITT

DLB ONLY POSTED ONE PIC WITH GIRLS IN IT

EVER

IN LIFE

ITT

SEEMINGLY DLB CANNOT FATHOM WHICH PICTURE I COULD POSSIBLY BE REFERENCING


ITT

HERES A HINT



THE ONE

WITH THOSE 2 UGKY WHUTE BITCHES.

[Fig]

... so many things in the thread...

[DLB]

link it sir

u remember it, link it lol


im actually entertained w/ u

[Ghost1]

ITT DLB MAKES A THREAD ABOUT WHO MILEY CYRUS IS DATING


ITT

DLB BOARDING IS SIMILAR TO STAR MAGAZINE

[Ghost1]

ITTT

DLB HAS A NEW STANCE OF DEFENSE

REFUTE AND IGNORE EVERYTHING DWELLING ON A LINK FOR A PICTURE THAT HE OBVIOUSLY STILL HAS AS THE SCREEN SAVER OF HIS SMARTPHONE BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY PICTURE HES EVER BEEN IN WITH OTHER WOMEN


ITT

NO LINKS ARE PROVIDED....DLB HAS THE PIC


ITT

THE BOWLEY ALLEY



ITT

THE WHITE BITCHES PARENTS DROVE HIM THERE IN A MINI VAN



ITT WHAT A THUGGHGG

[Ghost1]

ITT

DLB CREATES THREAD



ITT

KIM KARDASHIAN CHEATING ON KANYE?

SHE CRAY CRAY!


ITT

JENNY JONES OF VBULLETIN

THE "TROLL KING"

[DLB]

find it and link it g

im still waiting for it tbh

[Ghost1]

ITT

DLB WAS.BAGGING GROCERIES 4 MONTHS AGO


ITT


ZTILL WAITING FOR DLB TO TELL EVRY1 WHAT A MEDICAL HEALTH INSURANCE PROVIDER IS






ITT

I THINK HE THINKS I SAOD IM A DOCTOR



ITT


DL HUGHLEY OFF SPRING WOTH CALYSTA FLOCKHARTS FEELINGS

[DLB]

lmaoooooooooooooo

so when u going to be relevant bags

[Ghost1]

ITT

DLB GOES TO SCHOOL TO STUDY THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES

ITT SITS AT HOME ON NETCEES.CREATING MONOLOGUES ABOUT VAGINA

[Ghost1]

ITT DLB IS POSTING OFF OF SHEER INSTINCT AT THIS POINT


ITT

WHY IS A BLACK UNCLE.TOM WHO.LIVES IN THE DESERT ON THE INTERNET PRETENDING TO BE A RAPPER WHEN HE HAS TO STUDY UP ON HIS WOMAN RIGHTS BOOK REPORT


ITT

DLB WRITES A BOOK REPORT ABOUT NANCY DREW



ITTS

SRS.

[Ghost1]

OTT


DLB DOESNT KNOW WHAT A MEDICAL HEALTH INSURANCE PROVIDER IS

[Masaii]

>tells DLB to call bagsworth a faggot
>Bagsworth calls DLB faggot

Morale of the story;

Popcorn.jpeg

[Ghost1]

ITT

DLB POSTS IN THREAD


"LOL U ARE OF DIA STATUS"


ITT DLB IS PROUD OF HIMSELF.

[Ghost1]

ITT

DLB WRITES NBL.MAG


ITT NBL IS CANCELED.

[Meth]

ITT

DLB WRITES NBL.MAG


ITT NBL IS CANCELED.

Lol

[Ghost1]

ITT

DLB DOESNT LOG IN ANYMOAR.




Edit7k

FATALOTY!

[Clockwise]

roflfsjdhakjshdasjkdh young ether got ether'd

[PancakeBrah]

This...

dlb is..

yeah.

dlb might need to adjust his strategy...

bags whole ITT gambit is working. like...really good.

[DLB]

your reaching is at an all time high anthony

stop trying to be a g and be the little workhorse faggot in a cubicle u once were
u already confirmed ur not heading to my neck of the woods, don't speak on anything if u gonna run w/ ur pussy lips hanging between ya legs g

u double postin and triple postin in a row confirms who u are. ur whole steez is childish, i'll keep it on your level and offer u something, pinkslip battle, pic/reg/topical

[Ghost1]

ITTLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOL


16
Reg.

ITT DLB COMITS HARA KIRI


AND HE SHOULDVE DONE SO.ON PAGE 2.



DONT U FUCKIM GAMBLE.ME.EITHER. WHEN U LOSE I.EXPECT U TO MAN THE FUCK UP AND NEVER LOG IN AGAIN.

[DLB]

set it up

BA

16
Reg

i won't gamble u, i'll bury u in a grave next to him.

[PancakeBrah]

orville_redenbacher.avi

[Ghost1]

Im goin ti sleep

Ive embarassed urself enuff tonite.

Go set the thread. Ill drop my 16 when i feel like it.

[Meth]

Wait.

But what if.

DLB is trolling now.

Nah.

[Greed]

Read from pg 4.

I think ill read the rest tomorrow.

[DLB]

Im goin ti sleep

Ive embarassed urself enuff tonite.

Go set the thread. Ill drop my 16 when i feel like it.

lmaooooo

u make it when u arise from ur long day of trolling to do another shift

im chillin currently lol'ing at ur vivid fantasies

[Zen]

LOUD NOISES

[Strikta]

As a super moderator of this site.. I'm going to see that the battle that DLB challenged Bags w/ a pinkslip stipulation... actually happens.

Goodbye DLB.

[DLB]

lmaooo


make sure gamble being IP banned goes through as well

glad to see ur gonna go through with something through strik

[Strikta]

Oh I will.

& don't u worry about Gamble.

U worry about them 16 lines.

B.

[DLB]

im chillin

u are only worried with netcee glory. i have nothing to fear if i lose, nothing to gain if i win. this is ya life, not mine.

chill w/ the blatant cockslobbering tho, u givin yaself a bad txt image right now. tyson called u out

[Strikta]

lol Just get ur bars up kid.

[DLB]

i will. pray for ur trashy ass redskins

[Ghost1]

LOL
@

This thread sending u into an identity crisis and you changing ur name to Q

Lol

Wats the Q stand for?

Lolol


Itititititttttttt

[Witty]

In the phonetic alphabet Q stands for Quebec.

Quebec is Canada's largest province, and it means 'where the river narrows'.

[Rawn MD]

I didn't read thread

But feminism class is obv not place to Holla at a girl lol