ITT: WHY I'M BETTER THAN YOU

[StarFaggot]

Lets clear the air.

Name a subject and I'll tell you why I'm better than you at it.

Subjects such as text battles, life, getting women, travel, sports, or you can ask me how I'd take your girl from you, how I'd put the hands on you, or just ask why I'm superior to you in general.

Limited time only.

[PancakeBrah]

I am more smarter, blacker, and stronger den u

[StarFaggot]

I am more smarter, blacker, and stronger den u

I'm smarter than you bc of more world experience. You went to a division 3 college I graduated division 1.

I'm stronger than you overall. You may have me slightly on bench press but you can't squat like you used to therefore the force I present is better than yours.

[King Ra.]

Well damn.

Those 3 bars tho'. <.<

[Wise Wiggles]

Hush pm'd me and told me that you never showed up to the lobby.

[StarFaggot]

That's a lie from the put of hell. Tell Vic to come forward at once.

[anime_boners]

you can not defeat me in sword fight aero

[StarFaggot]

you can not defeat me in sword fight aero

With actual swords?

[anime_boners]

katanas only

[Fig]

I'm better at jacking myself off than you

but I guess there's only one way to find out...

[Diode]

I NEVER HAVE TO BRAG
I NEVER HAVE TO BRAG
I NEVER HAVE TO BRAG
I NEVER HAVE TO BRAG
I NEVER HAVE TO BRAG
I NEVER HAVE TO BRAG

[Diode]

I don't have to prove anything to a bunch of lower middle class
boarders.
I don't have to prove anything to a bunch of lower middle class boarders.
I don't have to prove anything to a bunch of lower middle class boarders.
I don't have to prove anything to a bunch of lower middle class boarders.
I don't have to prove anything to a bunch of lower middle class boarders.

[Strikta]

Why do u make threads saying why ur better than other ppl?

[StarFaggot]

katanas only

You'd defeat me in a sword fight but you would die from your wounds.

[StarFaggot]

Why do u make threads saying why ur better than other ppl?

Because its needed.

[Strikta]

It's not needed tho.. & u haven't proven enough about urself to anyone here to be this full of urself.

Ur terrible.

[Ghost1]

I never really had thought diode would be Aero's undoing...

But he is making a strong push......

[Wise Wiggles]

I can kill you in open hand/stick/knife/pipe/pencil/toothbrush fights.

Seriously.

[StarFaggot]

It's not needed tho.. & u haven't proven enough about urself to anyone here to be this full of urself.

Ur terrible.

Have I not given you guys bars? Have I not elevated this site through creative genius? Lets be friends Strikt, lets be friends.

[StarFaggot]

I never really had thought diode would be Aero's undoing...

But he is making a strong push......

You've got one more comment.

[Orc]

Diode vs Aero might just be the savior of this festering discussion board and board in general

[Strikta]

You've got one more comment.

I lold.. cuz I assure u that u don't want no probs w/ Ant.

But yo.. I wouldn't mind being friends... but u gotta come off it w/ the bullshit man.

I'm glad Diode is humbling u... that's a start.

[Untold]

This is a really bad thread =/

Aero, I actually like you but threads like these aren't a good look

[StarFaggot]

Orc I'm far better looking than you and dress better. I only mention that bc I know you take pride in your appearance and that's good.

[StarFaggot]

This is a really bad thread =/

Aero, I actually like you but threads like these aren't a good look

This thread is a great look.


Strikt, I'd put the hands on Ant as you so affectionately call him. I'm sick of you standing in someone else's honor. Stand down.

[KwaL!ty]

you are better then me @ text but in anything else you chance-less .. on the field your sport of choice no soccer, golf, tennis ... in the weight room youd be laughed at ..in fighting id toss you all over the place before even throwing a punch .. honestly your only upside in life is text .. & having Vik go ghost .. good job your life is a success ..

[Strikta]

I will always stand up for my fellow bang bang NA gang, ya heard me?

& Nay Nay too.

Everyone else can pretty much fuck off.

[KwaL!ty]

btw post those 3 bars ..

[StarFaggot]

you are better then me @ text but in anything else you chance-less .. on the field your sport of choice no soccer, golf, tennis ... in the weight room youd be laughed at ..in fighting id toss you all over the place before even throwing a punch .. honestly your only upside in life is text .. & having Vik go ghost .. good job your life is a success ..

Bro I'd put the hands on you like you went to church and stood in line for prayer. You can't match me with hand action.

[Strikta]

btw post those 3 bars ..

This.

Plz.

[StarFaggot]

Don't tempt me.

[Orc]

Orc I'm far better looking than you and dress better. I only mention that bc I know you take pride in your appearance and that's good.

You're the greatest there is of course you're better looking and dress better. Although you're also whiter than me and I'm a white Irish man living in a suburb.

[KwaL!ty]

Aero il PM you my exact address .. but thatd be unfair cause id have right to shoot .. im right out side miami .. if you know any where down here or any one .. see if you can set up a time and date to come down here .. just not Nov 15th-19th im taking my kids to disney ..



PS i dont fight for free so it will be a G note & up..

[Neighbor]

gone

[StarFaggot]

Aero il PM you my exact address .. but thatd be unfair cause id have right to shoot .. im right out side miami .. if you know any where down here or any one .. see if you can set up a time and date to come down here .. just not Nov 15th-19th im taking my kids to disney ..



PS i dont fight for free so it will be a G note & up..

Shut up fat boy. When I'm in Miami ill never want to meet you.

[Neighbor]

Aero be blowing sand in niggas eyes on some Goldust shit

[KwaL!ty]

lol @ your response is fat boy .. why because im not slim .. i bench 355 as a start wait .. when you get your power lift up let me know .. im squattin like 725 ... leg press is like 1200 .. let me know what move you want to make ..

[Strikta]

http://cdn.staticneo.com/w/smackdown/thumb/d/d8/Golddust.jpg/200px-Golddust.jpg

Sssswhwhoooooooooooooo

Gooooooolllllllldussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssttttttt.

[KwaL!ty]

When I'm in Miami ill never want to meet you.



^your card has been pulled ..

[StarFaggot]

Phuck what's your bench got to do with your faces ability to eat a punch?

[Neighbor]

http://cdn.staticneo.com/w/smackdown/thumb/d/d8/Golddust.jpg/200px-Golddust.jpg

Sssswhwhoooooooooooooo

Gooooooolllllllldussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssttttttt.

rofl

[KwaL!ty]

id let you get the first three as long as i get 1 .. your shit talk is here say .. im not the next dude .. you talk shit .. i want action for money ... unless your ready Hush like ur enemy ..

[Neighbor]

GOATdust

[StarFaggot]

I'm the best ever at text.

[Diode]

GOATdust

thread over

[Strikta]

Gone @ GOATdust
PancakeBrah to thread for name change.

[StarFaggot]

Strikta my life is so much better than yours. I look down on you and think wow. This can't be life.

[Strikta]

Sure thing, bud.

Thought u wanted to be friends? lol

[StarFaggot]

Bags Payne my life is sooooo much better than yours it's ridiculous. I can tell that you don't like your supervisor at work.

[KwaL!ty]

interest change is noted ..

[StarFaggot]

Some admin please close this thread. I can't keep boarding at these high levels I don't have the time.

[PancakeBrah]

White flags waved.

Board levels lowered.

[StarFaggot]

White flags waved.

Board levels lowered.

Should I continue? The truth is hitting these boarders hearts.

[Sho Money EMG]

Aero I would own u in one on one basketball lol

[Split]

Watching Gamble walking into this thread was like hanging a piñata above an interstate and giving your autistic child a spin

[StarFaggot]

Aero I would own u in one on one basketball lol

Never. I'm like Chris Paul with handles, ray Allen with jumper, and Kobe with fundamentals. You have a goofy frame and run like a new born baby deer I'd easily get past you.

[StarFaggot]

Neighbor show your girl these three words:

Touch Taste Sensitive

I bet she asks where did you get that from. I'm better than you at pleasing your girl through language.

[Diode]

Watching Gamble walking into this thread was like hanging a piñata above an interstate and giving your autistic child a spin

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9npzdSOFP1qf36ywo1_500.gif

[Zen]

I'm better at being poor than you apparently.

[KwaL!ty]

Lyfza Gamble not if your obiet'ed up

[DLB]

Aero I would own u in one on one basketball lol

lmaoooooooooooooo

[King Ra.]

I died at the "Nov. 15th-19th/disney" tidbit though.

3 bars, Aero. Do iiiit.

[Witty]

He already did it.

[Inno]

Aero looking more white with each post.

[KwaL!ty]

King Ra. lol your welcome ..

[NYCSPITZ]

My vocabulary is stronger, I have a better presence in real life and written open mics, my face has more of a chiseled adonis look, I'm better at topicals, I'm better at ice hockey, I'm better at handball, I'm better at baseball, I run a 5:15 mile, I can drink more than you, I'm younger than you, I'm more thugged out than you I'd step to godzilla, I just have a stronger presence in general in real life, I can go on and on...

[StarFaggot]

My vocabulary is stronger, I have a better presence in real life and written open mics, my face has more of a chiseled adonis look, I'm better at topicals, I'm better at ice hockey, I'm better at handball, I'm better at baseball, I run a 5:15 mile, I can drink more than you, I'm younger than you, I'm more thugged out than you I'd step to godzilla, I just have a stronger presence in general in real life, I can go on and on...

I'm superior in looks lets get that out of the way. I dress better. You could beat me in hockey but I'd put the paws on you on ice in hockey gear. You can be more thugged out sure. I ran the mile 5:37 in 8th grade. I'm older, wiser and am alpha male.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Why do u make threads saying why ur better than other ppl?

Why do you lie in every thread you're in

[TYSON]

I could have sworn Aero said he was posting here anymore. What happened?

[Split]

Aero has never seen ice in person
Aero ran a 6:37 and chopped a minute off for Internet's sake
Aero is a wise, good-looking alpha male who is deeply afraid the textluminati will alert his penny stockbroker subordinates that he calls them faggots in rhymambic pentameter... should the 30 year old middle school dropouts and 20 year old wiggers who are his main competition done backtrace his face to his LinkedIn account

[StarFaggot]

Lol @ Split but yo I'm not big on hockey but as far as my skating prowess please take a seat. I could out skate you and NYC on ice I'd put big money on it.

[StarFaggot]

I could have sworn Aero said he was posting here anymore. What happened?

Technically I'm not posting here.

[Sho Money EMG]

Never. I'm like Chris Paul with handles, ray Allen with jumper, and Kobe with fundamentals. You have a goofy frame and run like a new born baby deer I'd easily get past you.

Lol idk Aer I'm really nice.

And @ phuck yew.... Opiated up? First off i don't get high anymore and even if I did that wouldn't really effect my game, maybe even enhance it.

[Frank Metts]

Itt aero takes something he thinks he knows you value and says he's better then you at it.

[Sho Money EMG]

I'm almost 100 percent postive I'd beat him in one on one basketball, I'm really good. I been an athlete my whole life, 4 time all star in baseball aswell, was second in the league in homeruns... Our little league team was like the Yankees of little league, we won ever year... I even competed in the little league world series tournament, I mean we didn't get as far as some ppl, but we went states before we got eliminated

[Wise Wiggles]

Shut the fuck up about little fucking league you fucking gay fuck.

[Sho Money EMG]

What's up pussy? Come in here to ride my dick like usual u fucking loser.

I really hate u with a passion, if I ever saw u I'd knock ur fucking teeth down ur throat faggot

[Wise Wiggles]

If I ever saw your niece I'd push her in the street right in front of a speeding fucking semi-truck with the driver getting road head so he'd be busting his nut at the exact moment her soul gets pulled down to hell to be gang raped by demon-niggers.

[Sho Money EMG]

Don't talk about my neice u fucking lowlife.


U would say something about a 3 yr old girl u fucking pedophile

[Dope girl]

He banned again

[Greed]

Wise having way too much fun typing nigger as of late. Did you feel left out during the height of the racial drama?

I imagine your offline personality passive submissive around confrontation as well.

[Wise Wiggles]

I'd imagine you need to change the cork in your neck. I am passive. I would also stab you in the ear, no hesitation if you enter my safety bubble. You get me?

[Zombie]

I'm stronger. Smarter. Faster. Richer. Healthier. We'd both get a physical, and my results would be on par with that of a superhuman. I'm sexier. I can be manly better. I can suck dick better. I can rape you better than you can rape me. I could put my dick farther up your ass than you could up your own ass. I could outdrink you. I could jump and wave my hands in the air longer than you can. I can eat faster than you can, I can burn calories better. I can shoot a soccerball into a basket better than you. And I can kick a basketball into a soccer post better than you can. I can be more mysterious than you, I can be more braggy than you. I can be more humble than you. Everything about me says I'm better than you and worse than you. I'm worse than you can be worse at things. The thing you suck at most, I can suck more than you. And I can be better than you at it too. I can write not gooder than you, I can eat pasta better than you, I can watch documentaries about drugs better than you. I'm more athletically gifted than you. I can run the mile in 5 minutes 52 seconds. I can run the mile in 60 minutes. Take your pick motherfucker. I can act like you better than you. I can write better than you can write being yourself. I can make 3 bars and make history better than you. I can create 20 page threads better, I can die better. I can live better, and I definitely can fuck the shit out of your girlfriend better. Your boyfriend better. Your friends friend better. I can convince your mom she isnt your mom. I can eat your mom alive. I'm a zombie nigga.

[Zombie]

I can say nigger better, I can say cracker better, I can say spic better I can say gook better. I can apologize and mean it better. I can not say it and say then say it if i want to not say it say it better bitch. I can curse better, I can pretend I'm offensive better, I can pretend I don't care better. I can post less than you on here. I can double post morethan you on here. I can pretend to stir up drama better. I can not be better, better. I can do something or nothing at all, better. I'll definitely beat you in bidding in e-bay. I can do it. You can't do it. I can cry more better. I can eat my tears better.

[Strikta]

Why do you lie in every thread you're in

Why do u follow me in every thread I'M in??

Why do u suck dick, faggot?

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Why do your feet smell like gas mileage

[Rawn MD]

Aero address