How to Murder an Internet Text Crew

[StarFaggot]

Step 1. Call them wack and explain yourself

Ie: ATR you're parading around NC like you're dope when in reality you're wack as fuck. Activity doesn't make you a good crew it's about quality. You guys are a bunch of OM cats with big mouths and little skill. You dropped Vulgar your only HOFer and Namix doesn't represent you anymore.


Step 2. Challenge the entire crew to battle at their strengths.

Ie: I challenge Genocide or Mike Wrecka to a topical battle. If you have any regular text battlers in the crew I can get rid of them this week.


Step 3. Threaten them with action if they back down.

Ie: If you refuse to battle me which is perfectly I'll drop an OM diss that will force you to respond. You guys aren't doing shit. You're involved in no tourneys, you win no awards and you let Strikta win a Write Night.


Step 4. Call them names, hurl insults and leave thread.

Ie: Mike you look like Joe and Frank Metts merged. Genocide what's the last quotable you've produced? Who else is even in the crew besides you cheer leading faggots? The gig is up. I'm going to ruin you by myself.

[Destroyer]

you leet Strikta win a Write Night.



ouch

[Witty]

I am an HOFer :(

21 times to be precise.

Just not on netcees.

IT STILL COUNTS.

Also, this thread reminds me I should probably take atr out of my sig, I left a while ago lol I still have love for them though, they are talented dudes.

[StarFaggot]

Witty you're probably the coolest NC'er.

ATR = about to rest

[StarFaggot]

Genocide Mike Wrecka

[PancakeBrah]

Aero so kwazee

[Witty]

Witty you're probably the coolest NC'er.

This is accurate.

[Destroyer]

it's close to accurate

[Pent uP]

Aero lets topical battle. I dont have a crew but i think itd be fun

[Witty]

it's close to accurate

Your face is close to accurate.

Lol got ya

[Destroyer]

damn I just got super burned

[Witty]

Never fear just stand near me, I'm probably the coolest person here.

[Witty]

Anyway this is getting out of hand, Aero has business to attend to. I must control myself.

This thread has much potential.

[Frank Metts]

You can't keep my name out of your mouth, it's becoming cute at this point

Considering your not real your were spawned from the piece of Holyfield ear Tyson spit out like the scorpions from the cursed black blood of Calibos in Clash of the Titans. Except scorpions are bad ass and holyfields ear looked retarded before Tyson even when dahmer on it.

[PancakeBrah]

Aero you're a pretty good text battler brah.

[StarFaggot]

Thanks brah. Going to try my hand at topicals.

[Pent uP]

Thanks brah. Going to try my hand at topicals.

Aero lets topical battle. I dont have a crew but i think itd be fun

ahem

[Split]

Frank Metts. Commas.

[PancakeBrah]

Aero ducking Pent ITT

Aero's topical butthole puckered ITT

[Frank Metts]

Frank Metts. Commas.

Can you stop with the grammar shit dude... Yes it's a big fucking run on sentence if your such a 5th grade honors student in English you can surely make out where they're suppose to be

[Geno]

I accept your challenge. Topic ideas?

[Frank Metts]

I accept your challenge. Topic ideas?

Ohh let me give the ideas

[Pent uP]

Wtf why do u get first dibs geno

[Geno]

I mean hey, first dibs are clearly yours tbh. That's been in the making longer. But I'm here, never the less.

[Pent uP]

Haha

[Split]

Can you stop with the grammar shit dude... Yes it's a big fucking run on sentence if your such a 5th grade honors student in English you can surely make out where they're suppose to be

I have to read your shit 3 times for it to make sense

Just press a button

Your post content is good but the structure is groce

[Frank Metts]

I have to read your shit 3 times for it to make sense

Just press a button

Your post content is good but the structure is groce

It's because I'm on my phone ... You'll notice when I'm not in my phone which is rare but I'm always on the move so I use my 5s for posting 95% of the time

[Split]

It's because I'm on my phone ... You'll notice when I'm not in my phone which is rare but I'm always on the move so I use my 5s for posting 95% of the time

oh my comma is right next to the space bar lol. is this what white privilege feels like?

[Frank Metts]

oh my comma is right next to the space bar lol. is this what white privilege feels like?

No it's not not on my phone


http://i42.tinypic.com/fwoz6f.jpg proof

[Geno]

Lmaooo

Ya. That would make for some serious extra work.

[Split]

No it's not not on my phone


http://i42.tinypic.com/fwoz6f.jpg proof
http://i.imgur.com/4yrDBkP.jpg

No emojis tho

[Greed]

Android ftw

[Frank Metts]

Android ftw

I'll bitch slap you with my handroid paint brush style till green slime fly out your neck hole and lands on the pavement in the form of the android mascot.

[Greed]

Neck.

I enjoy that people were patiently sideline watching during me and bags scuffle.

Iphones are for follower ass dudes with no taste btw.

[namix]

daaamn - that's the iphone text msg interface????

it doesnt have secondary characters - like if you keep it pressed for a a sec?

that sucks, i wouldn't use punctuation either, ever lol...

[namix]

but wait a second, that iphone shit blew my mind and i lost my train of thought lol

aero bro?!?! where'd things go sour? did you leave the site temporarily just to come back to breakup with ATR?!

we were gonna be good brothers brotha

[Vulgar]

I rep Mayhem Gardens.

[Frank Metts]

daaamn - that's the iphone text msg interface????

it doesnt have secondary characters - like if you keep it pressed for a a sec?

that sucks, i wouldn't use punctuation either, ever lol...

You can hit the microphone button and just tell Siri what to type but no you have to hit the numerical button and theirs 2 screens of punctuation etc

They have 50 different keyboards and others you can dl for free but I'm use to this one so I stick with it

[Frank Metts]

Neck.

I enjoy that people were patiently sideline watching during me and bags scuffle.

Iphones are for follower ass dudes with no taste btw.

So being on android and having blatant hate for iphone like every other android user isn't being a hypocrite .. Umm yeah, I'd call that following

I've owned plenty of android devices mostly recently a note 2 and Samsung s3, but HTC is the only android device I'd ever buy again .. but they don't hold value and apples iOS is far superior in my opinion, plus having my itunes playlists on my phone saves me the hassle of carrying around two differnt iPods and then trying to remember which one has what on it.

IPhones are for people that like iOS and quality devices, android users are for people that like thinking customization and screens to big for you to hold is better then overall quality.

[StarFaggot]

I don't mind Frank picking the topic. ATR do you have any text battlers? Respond when available. I wont make a thread like Geno did2 hours after talking about you're scared because you didn't respond right away on a Friday night.

[namix]

I don't mind Frank picking the topic. ATR do you have any text battlers? Respond when available. I wont make a thread like Geno did2 hours after talking about you're scared because you didn't respond right away on a Friday night.

it's not like i can't text battle bro

but since you finally won me over recently, it kinda takes the uNF out off it

maybe you can slowly lose my favor over time and we can get all arch-rival like, but in the mean time, you'll continue to be muh prodigal son i'm just waiting to come home lol

[Allen Knight]

Aint no body fuck wit my clique clique Dominate Beyond Karaoke @hotdogvenderman Swerve @ht @hush Neighbor

[Geno]

I'm good with frank picking a topic.
I'm here.

[StarFaggot]

Aint no body fuck wit my clique clique Dominate Beyond Karaoke @hotdogvenderman Swerve @ht @hush Neighbor

Great line up. No activity.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Vulgar had post of the thread imo

[Strikta]

Aero, we can do a topical battle if u'd like.. I'll show u how it's done.