itt i tell you why you suck as a writer

[PancakeBrah]

shoot

[Witty]

Yes.

[Fig]

Me

[StarFaggot]

lets hear it brah

[PancakeBrah]

Yes.

You constantly brag about all the HOF open mics you've written but you never write, and when you do sign into leagues you no show. If you do show, you write like Textcee V.2.1, Multi's Optional edition.

[Malachi]

hi

[Ryan 12]

Witty

u have zero talent in writing pussy

except poems about being a fagg0t

[Split]

Validate my self doubts

[Rawn MD]

Lol have fun, use wanted this for how long now?

Shoot

[PancakeBrah]

Me

You constantly no show. The only thing I've read from you is that one open mic I liked. But it had no rhymes. You're just like PancakeBrah except without the writing skills to back up his discussion prowess.

[Witty]

You constantly brag about all the HOF open mics you've written but you never write, and when you do sign into leagues you no show. If you do show, you write like Textcee V.2.1, Multi's Optional edition.

It's just because I'm better than everyone.

[StarFaggot]

You constantly no show. The only thing I've read from you is that one open mic I liked. But it had no rhymes. You're just like PancakeBrah except without the writing skills to back up his discussion prowess.

lol @ but it had no rhymes

[Witty]

Witty

u have zero talent in writing pussy

except poems about being a fagg0t

I am better than you will ever be.

I have been asking you to prove me wrong.

Are you scared?

[PancakeBrah]

lets hear it brah

This topic is mostly for topical shits because that's what I write in. So I'm going to imagine what your Open Mics would be like. I imagine they would have a lot of cool rhymes but a generic as fuck rhyme scheme. Your content would be that of a 12th grader in a predominantly black high school where they graduate people just to get them out of the building.

[StarFaggot]

lol

[PancakeBrah]

Validate my self doubts

You are the exact opposite of the saying 'brevity is the soul of wit'. You use weird and complex language well and there are jewels in your verses but you're not confident enough to simply say what you're saying without fancying it up with Webster.com research.

[PancakeBrah]

Lol have fun, use wanted this for how long now?

Shoot

You are the retarded version of Neighbor when you do swag and flow, if the retarded version of Neighbor was on life support and could only type by eye movement on an XBox controller. Your open mic audience is 5 year olds who can't read. If there were an infinite amount of Rawns typing for an infinite amount of time they would not be able to reproduce the letter H.

[StarFaggot]

You are the retarded version of Neighbor when you do swag and flow, if the retarded version of Neighbor was on life support and could only type by eye movement on an XBox controller. Your open mic audience is 5 year olds who can't read. If there were an infinite amount of Rawns typing for an infinite amount of time they would not be able to reproduce the letter H.

lol...

[veritas]

please tell me?

[Zen]

Try not to kill my ego too much.

[Rawn MD]

I expected better

[Mael]

What would I be like if I lay my hand gripped with ink against the paper to compose of the poetic arts?

Probably as bad as I just made that sound, meh.

[Destroyer]

sup

[Fig]

You constantly no show. The only thing I've read from you is that one open mic I liked. But it had no rhymes. You're just like PancakeBrah except without the writing skills to back up his discussion prowess.

BUT I beat you

[Cashius]

Me.

[TYSON]

Go ahead

[Eŋg]

you haven't read me enough. go on.

[Zombie]

You are the retarded version of Neighbor when you do swag and flow, if the retarded version of Neighbor was on life support and could only type by eye movement on an XBox controller. Your open mic audience is 5 year olds who can't read. If there were an infinite amount of Rawns typing for an infinite amount of time they would not be able to reproduce the letter H.

loll

[Split]

You are the exact opposite of the saying 'brevity is the soul of wit'. You use weird and complex language well and there are jewels in your verses but you're not confident enough to simply say what you're saying without fancying it up with Webster.com research.

Thanks, understood

Though all my language is organic/ home grown. I guess it does seem really stilted

[Split]

you haven't read me enough. go on.

Is that Akira?

[PancakeBrah]

Thanks, understood

Though all my language is organic/ home grown. I guess it does seem really stilted

I like your writing heaps bro. This topic is a maelstrom.

[PancakeBrah]

you haven't read me enough. go on.

You're English, right? You post like Vulgar, Black, and Pent in discussion. Acting above. When in all reality you're obviously a cut below the top-top tier you think you're in. Your wording is great and your rhyming is strong but your own self worth makes you the poor man's version of the elite topicalist/open mic'er. You'll disagree with this, which only reinforces the accuracy of it.

[Darth Yoda]

be meaner/archaic want 2 laff more

[Eŋg]

Is that Akira?

Tetsuo Shima. from Akira, yea.

You're English, right? You post like Vulgar, Black, and Pent in discussion. Acting above. When in all reality you're obviously a cut below the top-top tier you think you're in. Your wording is great and wording is strong but your own self worth makes you the poor man's version of the elite topicalist/open mic'er. You'll disagree with this, which only reinforces the accuracy of it.

yezzir. lol @ categorizing my boarding habit. i half-agree. i'd given those you just mentioned, and others, their dues as writers and in so doing concede the superiority of their craft. i consider myself an elite open mic'er. i do not consider myself an elite topicalist. a semantic difference, perhaps.

apart from that, this was a solid psychoanalysis with what you were given. werd.

[Destroyer]

analyze me dammit!

[veritas]

Me too please

[PancakeBrah]

be meaner/archaic want 2 laff more

If the period didn't exist no one would think you are dope. Every one of your aliases is Cristian, and 99% of the board doesn't know what that means. Every one of your permutations writes with postcum on their hand from watching Eminem Vimeos. Boarding. Wise Ways literally jerks off to your verses, Orc likes them because liking them makes him feel smart, and everyone else follows because why not. You all write relatively the same way and emoji each other thinking it's ironic when in all reality people get it and just shrug. You guys are the Finn and Jake of textcees.

[Darth Yoda]

hahHAHAHAa. BWHAHA dull boy

cristian is commonly thrown around because he's (inaudible)

good !!!!! I analyze you later acting like you.

[PancakeBrah]

hahHAHAHAa. BWHAHA dull boy

cristian is commonly thrown around because he's (inaudible)

good !!!!! I analyze you later acting like you.

im sure you'll do a good job of it. as an admin, i will delete it if i feel offended.

the exclamation points !!!! are hilarious; we know you think you're smart.

which one is this? the model boxer who knows everyone in new york? or the depressed dad who writes great open mics? or the zany guy? or cristian!? i can't tell!

it's so interesting.

[Frank Metts]

Something about paragraph form without propose punctuation

[PancakeBrah]

Something about paragraph form without propose punctuation

if you were to ever write an open mic it'd be in paragraph form like all of your disucssion posts. everyone's eyes would glaze over like you seeing a mcdonalds menu

[Certain]

PancakeBrah, you are obsessed with interesting rhymes and too often let them guide your verses. Your rhymes and schemes are elite level, but you're often a syllable or three too long or too short, hurting your cadence. You write about things that mean a lot to you, like pretty white girls, but you often seem to intentionally ignore the frames of reference of your readers. You like juxtaposition a bit too much. And you sometimes go on runs of trying to write like other people, but you're not zygote and don't pull it off as well as him. Also, you might be my favorite writer on this site.

[NYCSPITZ]

I knew it was cristian Darth Yoda u fucking liar

he knows ur ip ur phantom is ghost

pancake do me get real specific like the exact tier (top-mid-low-top)

[veritas]

Me please?

[Fig]

Do VERITAS

It'd be cool

[Darth Yoda]

IPs don't mean much and I think everyone except .. void? has the same IP atm. Not to add to the mysterious aura or anything.


and Certain shoots from halfcourttttttttt!!!!!

score

[Frank Metts]

if you were to ever write an open mic it'd be in paragraph form like all of your disucssion posts. everyone's eyes would glaze over like you seeing a mcdonalds menu

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=19617&highlight=Chess+game


It's the only open mic I've ever dropped here ... Was teaching the children how to write creatively as a coping skill and started this


Also you indulge in more calories a day then me... Eat a burrito when your 32 and watch your stomach look like a snakes who just ate a rat..

[Zen]

I have still not been told why I suck.

[veritas]

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=19617&highlight=Chess+game


It's the only open mic I've ever dropped here ... Was teaching the children how to write creatively as a coping skill and started this


Also you indulge in more calories a day then me... Eat a burrito when your 32 and watch your stomach look like a snakes who just ate a rat..

That was a dope open.

[Darth Yoda]

zneland suck cause taxi driver wannabe homeless 11-14 backwards mad posts since jan 2013

[Frank Metts]

That was a dope open.

Thanks V

[PancakeBrah]

PancakeBrah, you are obsessed with interesting rhymes and too often let them guide your verses. Your rhymes and schemes are elite level, but you're often a syllable or three too long or too short, hurting your cadence. You write about things that mean a lot to you, like pretty white girls, but you often seem to intentionally ignore the frames of reference of your readers. You like juxtaposition a bit too much. And you sometimes go on runs of trying to write like other people, but you're not zygote and don't pull it off as well as him. Also, you might be my favorite writer on this site.

I think you recognize the zeitgeist of the site, and write accordingly, with your own particular strength for wording and grammar. If I were to write the most PancakeBrah verse possible, and you were to write the most Certain Serpent verse possible, they'd be near identical, with mine being a being a bit more real, emotional, and personable with yours a bit more refined, professional, and executed. You have a knack for wording; you are fully aware that the majority of AOWL members can't truly write to write and you take advantage. For some reason you take stock in your record and your 'vote streak', as petty as that is. I do as well. If I were to pick a doppleganger for myself on this site it'd be you, but there are differences. You are a bit more rote; I am a bit more bleeding heart. In the heart of this topic, the reason why you suck as a writer...sometimes you come off as emotion machine X in topicals. You perfect what you write but more than half the time it seems to me that its just a possible interpretation. Like, 'this verse seems like what sadness would feel like'. You write it as well as can be done, but I don't feel it. Its all a bit dry.

Also, you're probably one of my favorite writers *dullboy/bwhahha emoji*

[NYCSPITZ]

what would u say about dead man

[TYSON]

I have still not been told why I suck.

[Split]

I don't count my win against Genocide because Zygote voted against me

[veritas]

Me please.

[Destroyer]

I'm through being ignored. you'll see me in the OM soon enough

[Certain]

I don't count my win against Genocide because Zygote voted against me

I love zygote, but his voting is weird. So is yours.

[Cashius]

Me.

[PancakeBrah]

Me please.

I've clicked on all of your open mics. They're just an extension of your boarding, whether you're trolling or not. Purposefully inaccessible and vague. You use big words to try to add to your legend of intelligence. In the end no one really likes them, even if they say they do. You're a mix of black d and Split Eight if neither knew how to write an affecting thought, or original rhyme scheme. Your undermining of Discussion through boarding is justified but Open Mic is a legitimate place to try to be creative and you undermine it in all the wrong ways.

[veritas]

I've clicked on all of your open mics. They're just an extension of your boarding, whether you're trolling or not. Purposefully inaccessible and vague. You use big words to try to add to your legend of intelligence. In the end no one really likes them, even if they say they do. You're a mix of black d and Split Eight if neither knew how to write an affecting thought, or original rhyme scheme. Your undermining of Discussion through boarding is justified but Open Mic is a legitimate place to try to be creative and you undermine it in all the wrong ways.

perhaps...I also must consider that yiu are a fool and are blind. My last piece laid the mathematical framework of the physics of an interdomensional portal. But yeah....I feel you lol. Have a great night. Troll tide

[Strikta]

Yo.

[Mike Wrecka]

I don't count my win against Genocide because Zygote voted against me

I actually do the same exact thing. I could lose 9-1 but if he voted on me I think I won. and vice versa

[dull boy]

He said I write good OMs. I think we're both the zany guy. I'm kind of tired of the charade, honestly. Only because I'm cooler than Cristian, but only because I'm me and not him.

[Ghost1]

Tell me.

[BWHAHA]

He said I write good OMs. I think we're both the zany guy. I'm kind of tired of the charade, honestly. Only because I'm cooler than Cristian, but only because I'm me and not him.

Dude..don't. Just don't.

[Certain]

You guys are going to have to start catching up to Darth Yoda's recent activity wave.

[dead man]

what would u say about dead man
:/

[King Ra.]

Be gentle.

[Strikta]

PancakeBrah

[Witty]

I would like to make one correction.

I write all the time, constantly...any free time I have is spent writing, be it in my head or on paper. I just rarely post them here because lately I haven't felt they were the kinda things I wanna be posting, they haven't been to a topic or about anything really...just ramblings because that's how my head feels right now.

Writing is what I do, some would say it is all I do...it is just how my mind is wired.

[dull boy]

^ I've been writing that way for years. I post them anyway. It makes me feel kind of pretentious. I commend you for not posting them.

[Wise Wiggles]

If pancake would just start writing about MILK and that sort of business again, every thing would make sense in life!!!!

[CopyPat]

lol milk was the sickest, that was when cakes really came into his own.


alright though man, let me hear it...

[Neighbor]

Do me, do me

[BWHAHA]

lol @ dull boy always commending somebody.

[detour]

shoot

why not...

[NYCSPITZ]

:/

:....(