How much water would be saved if men across the world stopped masturbating in the shower

[Fig]

I think the equivalent in volume to the Indian Ocean

[Certain]

I never masturbate in the shower. I prefer to be seated. I should get one of those shower seats that grandparents have.

[Split]

No fap November going strong

[Fig]

No fap November going strong

I failed that so long ago dude, like the day I made the thread

[Malachi]

people really do that?

standing up?
with no pictures?

must take forever

[Certain]

If I had one of those benches, endless hot water and a waterproof computer, I'd never leave the shower.

[Masaii]

It takes about 3-4x as long
the water turns cold before you even finish

[PancakeBrah]

I don't fap in the shower.

Side note;

How do you 'save' water?

[Fig]

I don't fap in the shower.

Side note;

How do you 'save' water?

It first has to want to be saved

[PancakeBrah]

I don't think dudes fapping in the shower stops water from being 'saved'.

Are you talking about duration of fap showers vs. regular showers?

When I take my morning shower I clean my Cake self up then just chill for like five minutes reflecting on life and shit.

How much water would be saved if PancakeBros did not reflect on life in the shower?

[Fig]

About 5 minutes of water a day (hopefully)

My showers with no fap take 10 minutes

with fap: 25 - 40

There is some water to be accounted for

[Fig]

and certain was wrong, you like ugly white girls, as evident by your avy.

But its all love young blood

[PancakeBrah]

Your fapping efficiency is horrible.

[PancakeBrah]

and certain was wrong, you like ugly white girls, as evident by your avy.

But its all love young blood

Cybill Shepherd in Taxi Driver is probably the epitome of sex

[Fig]

Scarlet Johanssen bud

[DLB]

pancakebrah's avy is on point and the black and white add to it a bit too.

fapfapfapfapfapfap

[Fig]

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Cybill+Shepherd+19th+Annual+Race+Erase+MS+xGg7-c8w6eol.jpg

[PancakeBrah]

Scarlet Johanssen bud

She's nice looking.

As you grow older, as a Mexican, you will hopefully come to appreciate Cybill in her Taxi Driver days. If you do you'll get extra hipster points because no one will know what movie you're talking about, what with your crazy gadgets and neo-porn.

[Certain]

Cybill Shepherd in The Last Picture Show was clearly hot. Fig, do you think Scarlett Johansson will look significantly better at age 63?

[PancakeBrah]

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Cybill+Shepherd+19th+Annual+Race+Erase+MS+xGg7-c8w6eol.jpg

fap mode: engaged

cant wait to see what scarlett looks like in 40 years.

no amount of wonderbra will fix that.

[Fig]

Yes, I truly believe scarlett well be a filthy sexy animal in 40+ years

That picture of cybill in cakes avy is attractive, I'm just being a jerk.

[PancakeBrah]

Fig gon' Fig.

Should have kept the troll going.

[DLB]

Cybill Shepherd in her prime is a fucking goddess fig.

Scarlett Johandson won't be shit in 20 yrs tbh, she's a goddess for now. age reaches all, Johansson is not gonna avoid that, she'll look a bit wrinkled at 48 and gigantic boobs don't look good after a certain age

[Fig]

Fig gon' Fig.

Should have kept the troll going.

I got busy and lost interest
life gets in the way of boarding dammit!

[PancakeBrah]

Me, too. Sometimes I run out of alcohol.

[Fig]

That's a shame, i never run out of being alone

[PancakeBrah]

0_0

[Fig]

*U*

[detour]

No fap November going strong

lmaoooo I'm knee deep in the middle of no shave november...but even with a chick I still find time to crank one out here an there...can't watch some of the porn I want to with her there, shit would just be weird...

[Ryan 12]

http://static.oprah.com/images/tows/201009/20100902-tows-cybill-shepherd-4-600x411.jpg


pussies

[Masaii]

No fap november is lame

It should be fap free feb. makes sense being that feb is the shortest month, thus the most achievable...

[Ryan 12]

masaii dropping dat wordplay



fuck a month though should actually be a day fap free friday imho

[Witty]

This is a great thread.

[Fig]

http://static.oprah.com/images/tows/201009/20100902-tows-cybill-shepherd-4-600x411.jpg


pussies

I would bend her over flat, until her face was jammed in between her shins, then tie thick rope around her in that position, and carry her with her head and feet pointing to the floor, and her genitals near my face. Then I'd walk around my house with her, savagely sodomizing her wit multiple objects I see like remote controls and forks.