Fall Brawl Video Mag By: Joe Metts

[Joe Metts]

Really in depth. Hope you enjoy!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH7mMC8TT1Y

[Destroyer]

solid mag
top level boarding here gentlemen

[Joe Metts]

I I I I I I im in it for the culture. - Mad Rapper

[Frank Metts]

*serious look*

[Malachi]

LMFAO

im in tears fr

[veritas]

This was great.

[Ghost1]

LOL. son sound like hank hill and supermans dad.

An girl dont tempt me. Ill no sho ur ass TONITE.


This was lols tho.

[Strikta]

This was pretty awesome.

[DLB]

gone @ thick flair or thick steiner

joe metts, thank u for this lulz

i must step my boarding game up tenfold

[Joe Metts]

I sound like ben stein and haystak.

[Vulgar]

LOL

[Ghost1]

LOL. Also a fair assessment.

[Joe Metts]

Dont be mad cause you sound like ghostface killa and bart simpson.

[Ghost1]

Its more like........di khaled & and spot conlon.

[veritas]

You can tell joe a teddy bear though...real talk.

[Joe Metts]

Im a laid back dude.

Dont get mad unless I have have too.

[PancakeBrah]

You have sad eyes.

[Joe Metts]

The miniscule boarding levels made them that way.

[Ghost1]

Ayo but when he looked at the camera dont he look like he just whispered a secret into a daffodil...?

[Joe Metts]

Everytime you look into the camera In your mags it looks like a gamble post.


It looks like your staring at richard corey and feeling bad that your blaccent exceeds his.

It looks like you know your talking like special k from cant hardly wait but you dont have the power to stop

It looks like you wanna go back to every post about pussy and edit in loosely based on a true story.

[PancakeBrah]

Everytime you look into the camera In your mags it looks like a gamble post.

lold

[Ghost1]

Everytime you look into the camera In your mags it looks like a gamble post.


It looks like your staring at richard corey and feeling bad that your blaccent exceeds his.

It looks like you know your talking like special k from cant hardly wait but you dont have the power to stop

It looks like you wanna go back to every post about pussy and edit in loosely based on a true story.


Lololol

Son

U look like.....

U look flabbergasted ur so gastly flabby (lol wheres muff when u need him)

U look like u just saw the ghost of choclate past

U looked up at the camera like.....deep fried butterflys just flew thru ur crib....

[veritas]

His eyes so sad they got natural mascara.

[Swerve]

You got some pretty ass eyes, yes homo.

[Frank Metts]

You can see the pain in joes eyes ... Looks like he just witnessed someone throwing away perfectly good leftovers


But bags got a gap in his teeth that made Michael Strahan thank his lucky stars cause he now knows it could be worse

Homie you sound like you were shunned by the Irish mafia then adopted by the cast of the white rapper show only to be given up for adoption and placed in a halfway house forced to watch decaprios Romeo and Juliet on repeat

[Destroyer]

deep fried butterflies tho?
deadened

[Joe Metts]

Deep fried butterflies was the funnies.


Still dont make up for the fact that bags was taking shots of liquor without even seperating his upper and lower teeth you ole ted turner gap toothed FAGGOT


Eyes looking like a badweather 2009 post. Sounding like jamie kennedy mixed with a baritone.

Looking 25% white 35% italian 0% black and 40% soft

[veritas]

You can see the pain in joes eyes ... Looks like he just witnessed someone throwing away perfectly good leftovers


But bags got a gap in his teeth that made Michael Strahan thank his lucky stars cause he now knows it could be worse

Homie you sound like you were shunned by the Irish mafia then adopted by the cast of the white rapper show only to be given up for adoption and placed in a halfway house forced to watch decaprios Romeo and Juliet on repeat

Dead. That wigga anthony got that checkoslavakia militia dental plan mwhaahaaa sounding like he swallowed whitney Houstons crack pipe....too soon?

[Ghost1]

Lol. Frank look like mark paul gossler grew up in a double wide listening to kid rocks rap album while smoking meth shards out of a dick hole.

[Frank Metts]

Dead. That wigga anthony got that checkoslavakia militia dental plan mwhaahaaa sounding like he swallowed whitney Houstons crack pipe....too soon?

Bags thought a dentist was a specialist who evaluated car damage after hail storms ...

When he finally found our what a dentist was he went and they asked if he wanted a bridge and he walked out pissed cause he thought they were teasing him

[veritas]

Lol. Frank look like mark paul gossler grew up in a double wide listening to kid rocks rap album while smoking meth shards out of a dick hole.

Ha! Frank got that *this is forty* extra typecast swag..ole gradeschool pe teacher looking ass.

[Joe Metts]

Bags got a bigger gap in his teeth then billy12 inbetween funny posts.

[veritas]

Bags thought a dentist was a specialist who evaluated car damage after hail storms ...

When he finally found our what a dentist was he went and they asked if he wanted a bridge and he walked out pissed cause he thought they were teasing him


Anthony teeth looking like half wearing a camo jacket made from tartar and just waiting for the temp to drop to go hunting for the dick gremlins clogging his trachea.

[Joe Metts]

Frank looking like the best friend on every sitcom that is only seen laying or sitting down.

[Ghost1]

Veritas sound like hes one truck ride to the woods away from asking grown men to squeel like pigs.

Son sound like his street name is the alabama alleycat

Dude out here bathing gi joes in holy water while his fat wife chants for chantix

Veritas sound like gambit ate faggit cereal for a month.

[Frank Metts]

Lol. Frank look like mark paul gossler grew up in a double wide listening to kid rocks rap album while smoking meth shards out of a dick hole.

You mad cause last time you tried to eat pussy you had a thigh stuck between you teeth?

All your want for Christmas is your two front teeth .... To touch

[Joe Metts]

Veritas sounds like steve austin but looks like prince albert.

[Ghost1]

Joe sound like louie anderson narrating the field of dreams

[Frank Metts]

Veritas looks like stone cold Steve austism

[Frank Metts]

Joe looks like mabel from men on a mission took a bleach bath

[Ghost1]

Deaded@steve autism.....lolol.

[Destroyer]

dead @ stone cold steve autism

[Joe Metts]

Frank looks like bob backlund stopped giving chicken wings and did nothing but eat them.

[Joe Metts]

Bob backfatlund

[Ghost1]

Ayo but joe look like he could tell u the square root of a snickers bar.

Frank look like he recycles legos.

[Joe Metts]

Im out. Gotta be up early.

Peace.

[Frank Metts]

Veritas look like Seth Rogaine

Bags look like Gappy Gilmore

And in the video Joe look like he was upset he food out a stud muffin wasn't a breakfast food.

Joe look like he got a job storing all of Jonah Hills extra weight while he plays skinny roles

[Ghost1]

:(

I feel like patches when peterpan left neverland the second time......

If peter pan was a fat ginger faggot dangerously close to a corodded artery being the cause of a massive heart attack.

[veritas]

Sheeeit anthonys you look and sound like fran drescher swallowed a wolverine and then smiled in front of a highspeed softball pitching machine.

Frank metts ole hollow shell of a man...looking like life has defeated him...ole crying on the way home from work as a retail manager at the local bed bath and beyond in his subaru outback wagon listening to lcd soundsystem looking ass

Joe metts looks like his father was an effeminate beatnick and his mother a viking ginger polarbear.

[veritas]

Lol at stone cold steve autism well played....but how you gon talk when you look like calvin stoppwd believing in hobbes and sold out his dignity? Ole plainface mantits looking ass...ole tryna be a reformed ginger looking ass.

[DLB]

stone cold steve autism = /thread

[Ghost1]

Frank look like the sticky bandits if they were one person.

[veritas]

Frank looks like corpoate kane with less personality and osh kosh begosh courdoroy jammies.

[StarFaggot]

Frank is a professional roaster. Bags came in second. Joe and Veritas tied for third but both came valiant.

[StarFaggot]

Yo how come every time I post in a thread it seems like everyone stops posting like I did something wrong? WTF? Or maybe I come late

[DLB]

we just assume ur posts are some troll shit about how ur the GOAT w/ a less than GOAT-able txt record and how u're avoiding actually posting bars u've been constructing since ur birth, using the concepts given on the stretch marks of ur mother &/or a post about how u're really a Carlton but resembles Bow Wow when he first got a fade after having braids for yrs and tried to brand himself as the kid who wasn't just riding Snoop Dogg's coattails and Harlem Shook his career into a grave

[StarFaggot]

Yo Joe there was actually one battle. Neigh and Allen Knight was a nice battle.

[Objective]

This shit is dope af, but next time you're filming something with a cell put it sideways man.

[Neighbor]

THIS WAS SLIGHTLY AMUSING

[Joe Metts]

Neigh as mad as a unmad person can be right now.


Thanks for the comments. I found it hilarious. Especially how serious I looked. Or sad for the haters.

[veritas]

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