I accomplished a great moral feat last night

[Fig]

Hello. I work in the restaurant of this country club/golf course in town and last night we hosted a wedding. A mexican wedding. We get those a lot.


But anyways, this lady was passed out in the back on her way to, or just getting back from the bathroom. In any case, she was pretty sexy, and I tried to wake her up... she was out

But i did the right thing and told some other people that she couldn't be there and that she was their problem.

I mean, I could've like, touched her boobs or rubbed one off on her head.

I think that makes me a good guy... not like any of you would've done the same...

*looks around the room*

[Geno]

Ida fucked her.

[Fig]

Ida fucked her.

That's why you're geno da gawd though

[Answer]

Congratulations on being an upstanding citizen and shit, but you should've at least got some damsel in distress pussy

[Fig]

Congratulations on being an upstanding citizen and shit, but you should've at least got some damsel in distress pussy

If she would've been the girl in your avy, i would've did it

[Pent uP]

Itt fig brags about not raping a mexican brides grandma who passed out because of a blood sugar imbalance and passes it off as a hard decision

Upstanding thread would comment again

[NYCSPITZ]

^ lol...

[Swerve]

I woulda jizzed in her weave

[Certain]

I would have hit it bareback since she doesn't know who you are. Ghost insemination.

[Mike Wrecka]

Congrats on the not rape!