THE ROAST OF OBEY

[SiK]

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*Dead

[Allen Knight]

lookin like he makes threads about heroin

[SiK]

Lookin like he had sex on herion and sniffed a line of jizz

[bleak]

bought his hat from the Fresh Prince fan club

[Allen Knight]

lookin like he does the dougie on street corners for spare change

[SiK]

Lookin like he snorted powder straws in class and claimed to be high

[PancakeBrah]

YO THIS NIGGA LOOKS STUPID

[Ghost1]

This wigga got a stone cold steve austin t shirt for everyday of the week

[Allen Knight]

lookin like detour wit a nose ring an a burger king snapback on

[Scott Akers]

http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b529/dominicwalker2/2013-01-26_12-11-07_996_zps8d1321d2.jpg



nigga looks like he played in the little giants, with that snot on his noes!

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[Mr.Sinister]

97

[Geno]

Lookin like the dope he sniffed left herpes on his lower beak.
Looking like he shot himself in the nose with his airsoft finger
Looking like that snap back is one size fits small
Look like johnny knoxville little nephew, johnny notskilled

[Ghost1]

Nigga got a crossfire game set that came w tic tacs an aspirin for amunition

[Ghost1]

This nigga got a bagel bites poster on his door

[SiK]

Got his Vans on but they look like tweakers

[Ghost1]

Niggas neckhole makes prydes look like an adams apple

[Geno]

After you practice shooting yourself with your hand gun, try a real one

[SiK]

Lookin like before he was concieved his dads seamen formed a mouth and hit a crack pipe

[Geno]

Birth mark on his ear was born prematurely

[Ghost1]

Lookin like ryan seacrest & gilbert grape got beat with a bag full of faggot

[Geno]

Look like the bag full of fagot broke, and he fell out

[Allen Knight]

Nigga got a crossfire game set that came w tic tacs an aspirin for amunition

deeaddd

[Ghost1]

That mustache came w an empty gas can an GED classes

[SiK]

Looks like the rest of his fingers were blown off.


by another man

[SiK]

That mustache came w an empty gas can an GED classes

ROFL


looks like he got a dirty sanchez

[Allen Knight]

nigga sells valor and south pole sweat suits at the swap meet

[Ghost1]

Has a lifetime subscription to wifebeaters weekly

[SiK]

The only person who ate dinner with Gamble

[Geno]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjGkCjbdeX8

[Ghost1]

This wigga got fubu silverware

[Allen Knight]

nigga sleeps on the streets of dogtown

[SiK]

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[Geno]

Earnest in the hood

[SiK]

http://mojca.photovillage.org/photos/1549/thumb/600-crackhead.jpg

[Geno]

Looking like his skeletons said fuck this closet

[Split]

Lookin like Skeeter and Bam Margera fucked their way to an illegitimate child

[Split]

lookin like he speaks to middle schools around the country about the dangers of head trauma from wearing ur snapback six snaps too tight

[Split]

gets laid thru equal opportunity programs cuz he's got body language dyslexia

[Split]

yo but this dude has a parallelogram for a head

[Split]

his favorite sport is spying on dads conference calls with ma's pantyhose on his head

[Split]

if Bag's fashion sense became a real boy, then blew lines of ambien till he forgot his appetite

[Split]

has a tribal sleeve on his ankle

[Split]

his astrological sign is Scabies

[Ghost1]

Dead@body language dislexia

An yo! Im mad fashionable.



This nigga got dirty band aids in his fridge

[Split]

this nigga crosses his z's and o's

[Split]

lookin like he shaves with a laser pointer and a can of EZ Cheez

[Ghost1]

This niggas heart pumps rust
Son got a pickup truck w his face on the door
This dirty faggots favorite color is hepatitis

[Split]

dead @ face on his pick-ups door

he has a brand of a TapOut sticker on his left asscheek

[Split]

grew up on the corner of the Boulevard of Broken Dreams and Wimpy Ass Faggot Ave

[Ghost1]

This dirtbag has skole flavored hotpockets on backorder

[Split]

went to the special olypmics for muff diving, fucked up the entrance n broke his collarbone

[Split]

his childhood hero was Trojan Man

[Sharp]

Nigga frames expired drivers license

[Split]

ima smoke a J bone then be back

[Ghost1]

Has gravedigger's autograph on a pantera t shirt

[Nigma]

Hires a crane operator to pluck his mustache eyebrows

[Sharp]

Sleeps with a life sized cardboard cutout of a different member of Metallica each night

[Nigma]

Takes selfies after snorting a mixture of Frank Oceans dehydrated semen and a 10 year collection of Troy Polamalu's dandruff

[Nigma]

Cries while masturbating to his collectors edition VHS version of Spice World

[Sharp]

Preferred method of transportation is a custom painted razor scooter

[PancakeBrah]

YO THIS NIGGA LOOK LIKE HE STRUGGLES WITH LINEAR EQUATIONS

[PancakeBrah]

YO THIS NIGGA LOOK DUMB.

YO THIS NIGGA GOT BAD GRADES AND THIS HAS NEGATIVELY EFFECTED HIS POTENTIAL JOBS AS AN ADULT.

YO THIS NIGGA IS NOT AN ADULT.

YO THIS NIGGA HAS TWO MOMS.

YO THIS NIGGA WEARS BEIGE SHIT.

YO THIS NIGGA GOT A BOOGER IN HIS NOSE.

YO THIS NIGGA IS WHITE.

YO THIS NIGGA HAS THE SNAPBACK GAME OF 2ND GRADE GLUE SNIFFER.

YO THIS NIGGA ENJOYS ACTIVITIES.

[PancakeBrah]

http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b529/dominicwalker2/2013-01-26_12-11-07_996_zps8d1321d2.jpg

YO THIS NIGGA WEARS A SNAPBACK LIKE A BERET

YO THIS NIGGA IS INBRED

YO THIS NIGGA HAS DISCOVERED THE ANTI-COLLAR PARTICLE

YO THIS NIGGA GOT AN ORBITAL-NECK SHIRT

YO I HATE THIS NIGGAS COLLAR

YO THIS NIGGAS CAMERA MAKES HIS HAND LOOK DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS BODY SIZE

YO THIS NIGGA GOT A WAVE TATTOO ON HIS FOREARM

YO THIS NIGGA GOT THE GAYEST TATTOO ON EARTH

YO THIS NIGGA BOOGERS LOOKIN LIKE CORN POPS

YO THIS NIGGA DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO COLOR CORRECT HIS PHOTOGRAPHS AND LACKS PROPER FLASH SKILLS

YO THIS NIGGA LOOKS UNINTELLIGENT

YO THIS NIGGA LOOKS LIKE STEVE-O IF HE WAS SOBER AND STILL RETARDED

YO THIS NIGGA MAD QUESTIONABLE IN MY ESTIMATION

[Meth]

Goodness

[Obey]

lollin so hard at some of this shit

[Immaculate]

After you practice shooting yourself with your hand gun, try a real one

Dead.


Geno dialled the fck in. Haa.

[Obey]

Bags got it imo roflz

[Scott Akers]

OLE NIGGA IN HERE NOT EVEN WORTH AN OLE NIGGA JOKE OLE NIGGA.

[Split]

http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b529/dominicwalker2/2013-01-26_12-11-07_996_zps8d1321d2.jpg

three years running shopping cart attendant of the month at his dad's snowblower dealership

found his wardrobe at the middle school gym's lost and found

Nitrus Brio Jr.

used to wear his letterman jacket for tennis under every outfit

Srsly looks like Andy Roddick raised his autistic son in a Walmart clothes rack

has been trying to get his deaf friend to teach him how to say "pube salad" in Braille for their entire friendship

this niggas got trig functions for eyebrows

Was born without a personal bubble

has the charisma of an autocorrected Mein Kampf read by Microsoft Sam

all of his pickup lines are sexual knock knock jokes

he stole those lips from a coinpurse

Considers The Sims: Making Magic to be the best game ever created

currently on house arrest for extreme cyber bullying on Mario Kart DS's chat channel

couldn't think of a name for his balls so he used his grandparents' names
got thrown out of his church for surprise christening them at his brother's First Communion

if that tattoo was any gayer, Bruno Mars fans would travel to his house in Newark every year to pay respects

[veritas]

"Faggot Steve-o: sputum sniffer"

[Ghost1]

LOL damn, split an cake lold me

wheres DR OSWALD SWANSBERG

PLEASE JOIN THIS THREAD

[Chyeahhh!!!]

you all got it twisted, that is not his hand lol. We are actually roasting a picture of this dude getting roasted

[Ghost1]

lookin like beetleguise & jeff foxworthy jizzed on a trailer hitch an this creature sprouted

[Ghost1]

is the last known living relative of turnbuckle tom

[Ghost1]

owns a collectors edition higlander sword autographed by larry the cable guy

[Ghost1]

IRS put a lien on his lawn mower

[Ghost1]

this dirtbag drinks moonshine made from white out

[Ghost1]

i bet this cracker smells like old nintendo cartridges an mustard

[Ghost1]

this faggot listens to lincoln park while he sets his arm hair on fire

[Ghost1]

this poor faggot has a track phone that runs off a 9 volt battery

[Ghost1]

he got transformers that transform into learning disabilities

[anime_boners]

tumbled out of his mother's cunt, in the living room of a mobile home, whilst she watched a Charles Bronson marathon.

dates a woman who owns more handguns than she has teeth

met said soul mate in the 'camping and outdoors' aisle at wal mart

marked his territory on the 3rd seat from the back on his bus route with his scent, everyone in town knows not to sit there

his 'special cologne' he wears on first dates, is actually just deer piss from the local hunting and bait shop, cut with a tiny bit of his own piss

born with varicose veins, jaundice, leprosy and a hair lip

basically what I'm trynna say is this dude might possibly the highest concentrated form of white trash ever discovered.

[Badweather]

This nigga has pet turtles.


This nigga has to put on a helmet before receiving a sponge bath

This nigga has gum and boogers on the underside of his race car bed

[anime_boners]

This nigga has gum and boogers on the underside of his race car bed

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roflzzzz

[Split]

hahahah

races Rascal scooters for dimebags at the bowling alley

went to prom w/ a ziploc bag filled w/ KY jelly and flour

[Dope girl]

Look like he can Passed bettlejuice twin brother stuck together.

[Geno]

This nigga still believes in the tooth fairy

This niggas tub left a ring around HIM

This nigga thinks his hang nail just one of the homies

This nigga got a bald head with a rat tail

This niggas a rat

This fucking rat hides his toe cheese collection in his fifth pocket

[Dope girl]

skinny guy with rat face.