Week 1 Chat/Beef/Predictions

[King Ra.]

dead man vs Killer Aries
Frank vs Mic Wrecka
cakecakecake vs Witty
Genocide vs Orc
Tyson vs Nigma
Matriarch vs Dystopian
Coup vs Zenland
Innovator vs Rawn
Kuja vs Objective
pohfig vs Mr. Sinister
Rayge vs Camp Bell
HelloKitty vs Bleak
Split vs Malachi

[TYSON]

OOOO SHITTTTT...

[Atheist]

Nice job =-)

[Coup]

blue division deploy

[dead man]

raw as hell

[Inno]

sup with titanium and platinum?

good shit

[Geno]

This shit gonna be illlllllllll

[King Ra.]

Genocide I got your PM but you didn't respond? It just sent me my message back. Does that mean it's a go?

[Geno]

Oh.. it was nt supposed to do that
Ya. I think its brilliant. Adds involvement to EVERYONE imo.
Dope ass innovation kieth. Shit is gonna be tyte.

[Witty]

Myself, Frank, Rawn, Sinister and Camp Bell.

Nuff Sed.

[King Ra.]

Cool.
Split you're gonna set the match ups?

I'll post the rules to the league/divisions & sticky the thread so all competitors can read it. Time for the show to hit the road.

[King Ra.]

Witty your divisional opponents are going to be your main competitors vying for the divisional crown & playoff spot. Don't get too friendly with them.

[Split]

Cool.
Split you're gonna set the match ups?

I'll post the rules to the league/divisions & sticky the thread so all competitors can read it. Time for the show to hit the road.

yes, tonight. my ort of the mag t follow

[Split]

what happened yesterday baby girl fix your mood
cuz I dont like my head with some attitude
and I don't like your legs less they at the roof
pedicure toward the ceiling, mollys in the cabinet too
POP POP POP POP


working on grabbing topics

[King Ra.]

Niggas singing and shit, lol.

[Split]

just an FYI: rules this week are considered interim rules. in the interest of maintaining interest, i'm going to be posting all match-ups before a solid set of rules for the entire season is decided upon... topics will be assigned to each individual match-up

[King Ra.]

That'll work. We'll be able to see how things go and then go from there.

[King Ra.]

It's on bitches.

[TYSON]

Topics???

[Split]

Topics???

you have one

theyre trickling in as i find good ones

[Split]

Topics are posted.. magazine will most likely be posted tomorrow night

[King Ra.]

Kuja

Split probably had mistakenly forgot about your match, but I edited in a picture. Good luck.

[Witty]

Witty your divisional opponents are going to be your main competitors vying for the divisional crown & playoff spot. Don't get too friendly with them.

Oh don't get me wrong, I will still crush them.

[Mike Wrecka]

props to Keith and Split for puttin this together. looks dope

[NYCSPITZ]

MAGAZINE NOW

[King Ra.]

Magazine is tonight.

[NYCSPITZ]

nice i already consumed a lifetime quantity of alcohol at my tender age is that bad? But Hemingway drank right???? RIGHT??

[King Ra.]

Hemingway is rotting tho'. Right? RIGHT? Haha.

[NYCSPITZ]

yea via bullet to the dome piece

guess who got shot in the dome piece? Jerome's niece, on her way home from Jones beach it's bugged......

[Split]

HelloKitty pohfig

can you send me a verse you wrote? Im doing bios for all writers in place of match reviews for the first week, and i cant find your writing since netcees died

[Maximus]

Please whats the topic? My phone browser doesnt let me see the image posted in the battle thread, so can someone tell me the topic in written form?

[Split]

Please whats the topic? My phone browser doesnt let me see the image posted in the battle thread, so can someone tell me the topic in written form?
your pic is a 40 oz of Olde English on a table with some drank off the top, some glasses, and a post-it note that u cant read any of the writing on that's posted on the wall behind it

[Coup]

LOL good form split telling kat the pic in text....

[Split]

lmao right

the glasses are eyeglasses, not drinking glasses btw. nerdy hipster ones. don't judge my topics

[Split]

King Keith I put myself into this week because Meth won't be showing... I figured that's a better idea than having trap sign in if he only wants to do one week. I'll leave the final decision up to you, because I know you don't have a match-up at the moment either.

whatever we do, a new topic'll be needed
Malachi so you know

[King Ra.]

That's fine. I wasn't going to battle week 1. Should I choose y'all topic? Split

[Split]

That's fine. I wasn't going to battle week 1. Should I choose y'all topic? Split

yes please

[King Ra.]

Done. Do the damn thing.

[Nigma]

My predictions, AKA bolding the names I've gotten to know so far and sleeping on the people I haven't gotten the chance to read. I'm going to try tagging some people, winners, and my most anticipated battle of the week, but if it doesn't work I'll probably rethink that for next week, anyways..

@dead man vs Killer Aries - I've liked what small amount I've read from Aries, however prior experience has taught me not to doubt all that is D
@Frank vs Mic Wrecka - I feel like as though I've read a piece from Mic Wrecka but I don't remember for sure. Franks a top tier talent, the odds are in your favor.
@cakecakecake vs Witty - I picture cake as the type guy who nairs his nipples and chest hair, that's something to keep in mind. Never read anything of Witty's but for whatever reason have maybe gotten the impression he could be a good writer or something. This could possibly have the makings for a close one, but I gotta go with what I know and give it to the swimmers mentality.
Genocide vs Orc - My personal most anticipated match of the week. I know Gen can write a fine topical piece, and although I haven't read a topical from Orc, what I have read from him has beem bomb. Not sure what to make of it but I'll be keeping my eye out for it to open up.
TYSON vs Nigma - Good luck homie.
Matriarch vs Dystopian - I literally know nothing about either of these combatants.
Coup vs Zenland - I'm going with Zenland because I've had a piece of his and distinctly remember enjoying it. Don't believe I've read anything from Coup
Kuja vs @Rawn - Do not know much about Kuja, but as mentioned in me previous post, cake is a big fan of Rawns, and I respect his opinion. I'd bet on the red, white, and yellow clown rapist.
Innovator vs Objective - I'm sure I recognize the names, but can't recall enough about either to judge talent levels. I vote this battle will remain a draw for 3 weeks.
pohfig vs @Mr. Sinister - I'm voting for Mr Sinister so he'll still collab with me and because I know nothing about his opponent.
@Rayge vs Camp Bell - I'm pretty sure Rayge is an alias of someone I know off NC but no idea who. I'm gonna take a gamble and bet on him because of that.
HelloKitty vs bleak - Another battle I'm looking forward to. Not super familiar to either but I know they both get respect round hurrr.
Meth vs Malachi - Damn. I want to say here what I just said about the last battle, but it would look super tacky to copy and paste, so fuck. I'll just ramble and get the point across instead. I've had the pleasure of losing to Meth in a newbie battle tourney on NC but never. I just put a period midway through the previous sentence because I've remembered Meth isn't able to follow through with this battle and I think Split might be taking his place. I've read some of Splits work but I expect Malachi to make this a good one.

[King Ra.]

Dope stuff, Nigma.

[King Ra.]

This will be the dopest mag ever. Y'all will have no choice but to stay active in the league. Ha.

[Coup]

ZenLand word up man good look...reading some of your work in the HON I'm pickin up your flow meter....it's like a finger print yo. looking forward to vs ya

[Inno]

spot on fellas, spot on

[Split]

mag tomorrow. i cant type anymore

[dead man]

dagel dont even show up.. srs

i've grown tired of crushing your incessant ego trips every time we're matched up.

[Zen]

Coup Appreciate that fam. Good luck to you too

[Geno]

Lol @dead

Gettemmmmm

[dead man]

Frank vs Mic Wrecka - buddy is a beast when he shows up correct. but mic definitely has a few tricks up his sleeve, it could be a great match.
cakecakecake vs Witty - damn i can't even call this one tho. whoever has the most magic in their system at the time will take this. and by magic, i mean hard drugs
Genocide vs Orc - im gonna go with geno, provided that is is way less likely for orc to show up, and hes also rusty and dusty in this realm. a surprise from orc would be dope though.
Tyson vs Nigma - going with the representative heuristic here. havent seen anything from tyson in a min. and what i remember from nigma was dope.
Matriarch vs Dystopian - i cannot make any informed decision or prediction on this match.
Coup vs Zenland - again, going on who i have read most recently, dont remember ever peeping any work from coup but the shock factor is on his side.
Innovator vs Rawn - when rawn is in peak form, i truly enjoy his work, and do not really know who innovator is.
Kuja vs Objective - nice match-up. too close to call. votes and verses will decide.
pohfig vs Mr. Sinister - ????
Rayge vs Camp Bell - ????
HelloKitty vs Bleak - NYC will transmography the essence of Mezaluna's phenomenological moonbeams into lizard skin to wrap around bleak in order to secure his victory here.
Split vs Malachi - but malachi is definitely an up-and comer, never seen any work from him but he is a fresh face that may prove to be somewhat of a prodigy after listening to all that classic hip hop courtesy of NC/AOB "expert" suggestiveness.

GREAT WEEK

can't wait for this one. SHOW UP PUSSIES.

[Split]

transmogrify= win



Keith did a dope job picking match-ups, goes without saying these will all be considerably close

dead man vs Killer Aries - war cannot disturb the deceased. also, Black dropped ether in another league this week so i'm betting he will do more with the *admittedly ridiculous* topic

Frank vs Mic Wrecka- haven't seen Frank write in a long while... haven't seen him show in even longer, no doubt this match-up will be cool considering MW is far from rusty

cakecakecake vs Witty- another good battle.. PCB has very strong unformulaic wording and delivery, and Witty will need to layer multi upon multi if he doesnt find a strong angle on the topic to pull a win. dependent on Witty's inspiration. let's hope he has a sufficient supply of herbal supplements

Genocide vs Orc- Geno will anticipate a no-show and Orc will drop a crazy piece rife w/ metaphors no one expects given his battle background. though Orc will probably noshow lol

Tyson vs Nigma- good match-up.. Tyson's been improving a lot lately, and I remember some crazy well-built pieces from Nigma.

Matriarch vs Dystopian- im a big fan of Matriarch's vocab, metaphors and scheming.. don't remember too many Dystopian drops unless he did em in the cypher

Coup vs Zenland- i've seen Coup on another site, he's not a rookie. ZenLand has had some very solid OM drops that are very focused, but i havent seen him write to an exterior topic before.. good luck

Innovator vs Rawn- both are dope. i know Innovator from another site, from another name. he's poetic where Rawn hates poetry and will go the literal route. Rawn has a giant ego and Inno does not, both struggle with grammar and typing. clash of poetic flair vs. prosaic storytelling, this is a toss up, both will bring something good unless Rawn has to work a triple at that moose restaurant

Kuja vs Objective- not too familiar with Kuja, I've seen one or two really good verses elsewhere on the web. I know Obj from NC's where he did very well. interesting matchup

pohfig vs Mr. Sinister- pohfig does not remember he registered hear. idk who he is.

Rayge vs Camp Bell- camp is lyrical, needs to control his flow. ive only seen flexes from Rayge. watch out for both later in the season, camp's taking this for now


HelloKitty vs Bleak- bleak will take the ext and forget to write. NYC spits yo



Keith'll have all the actual predictions in the mag, he did 'em cause he's better at those things

[dead man]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8kgyfsBlv1qiki5yo1_400.gif

[Zen]

This is lookin like a dope ass league. Props to all the guys that put it together

[Split]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8kgyfsBlv1qiki5yo1_400.gif

scientific progress goes boink

[Witty]

Word this league is looking tasty.

Props doods.

[Zen]

Maybe this has been posted somewhere and I just wasn't payin attention but what is the line max and minimum because I see it listed nowhere?
Split King Keith

[King Ra.]

No line limits. The rules will be set in stone week 2. But that doesn't mean write a novel. Lol.

[Zen]

Damn I just got finished writin a novel. Lol naw I got chu.

[Zen]

dead man vs Killer Aries
Frank vs Mic Wrecka
cakecakecake vs Witty
Genocide vs Orc
Tyson vs Nigma
Matriarch vs Dystopian don't know em
Coup vs Zenland
Innovator vs Rawn
Kuja vs Objective don't know em.
pohfig vs Mr. Sinister don't know em. probably double no show.
Rayge vs Camp Bell
HelloKitty vs Bleak never seen hellokitty drop before.
Split vs Malachi

[PancakeBrah]

PEOPLE WHO ARE DEAD TO ME;

ZENLAND


PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY DEAD, BUT ARE NOW MORESO BECAUSE NOT PICKING A WINNER IS PICKING THE OTHER GUY IN MY EYES;

DEAD MAN



Y'all fucked up.


Oh what, you all think I haven't thought about the picture when I'm on my forklift? Or when I'm learning about switched networks? You fucked.

I'M GOING HARD AS FUCK IN THE PAINT AND WITTY, ALTHOUGH GENERALLY PRETTY COOL, IS GETTING FUCKING PANCAKED HARDER THAN JOHNATHAN OGDEN GOING AGAINST A NOT GOOD LEFT DEFENSIVE END, YOU DIG?

LEAGUE'S MINE BITCHES.

[Inno]

transmogrify= win



Keith did a dope job picking match-ups, goes without saying these will all be considerably close

dead man vs Killer Aries - war cannot disturb the deceased. also, Black dropped ether in another league this week so i'm betting he will do more with the *admittedly ridiculous* topic

Frank vs Mic Wrecka- haven't seen Frank write in a long while... haven't seen him show in even longer, no doubt this match-up will be cool considering MW is far from rusty

cakecakecake vs Witty- another good battle.. PCB has very strong unformulaic wording and delivery, and Witty will need to layer multi upon multi if he doesnt find a strong angle on the topic to pull a win. dependent on Witty's inspiration. let's hope he has a sufficient supply of herbal supplements

Genocide vs Orc- Geno will anticipate a no-show and Orc will drop a crazy piece rife w/ metaphors no one expects given his battle background. though Orc will probably noshow lol

Tyson vs Nigma- good match-up.. Tyson's been improving a lot lately, and I remember some crazy well-built pieces from Nigma.

Matriarch vs Dystopian- im a big fan of Matriarch's vocab, metaphors and scheming.. don't remember too many Dystopian drops unless he did em in the cypher

Coup vs Zenland- i've seen Coup on another site, he's not a rookie. ZenLand has had some very solid OM drops that are very focused, but i havent seen him write to an exterior topic before.. good luck

Innovator vs Rawn- both are dope. i know Innovator from another site, from another name. he's poetic where Rawn hates poetry and will go the literal route. Rawn has a giant ego and Inno does not, both struggle with grammar and typing. clash of poetic flair vs. prosaic storytelling, this is a toss up, both will bring something good unless Rawn has to work a triple at that moose restaurant

Kuja vs Objective- not too familiar with Kuja, I've seen one or two really good verses elsewhere on the web. I know Obj from NC's where he did very well. interesting matchup

pohfig vs Mr. Sinister- pohfig does not remember he registered hear. idk who he is.

Rayge vs Camp Bell- camp is lyrical, needs to control his flow. ive only seen flexes from Rayge. watch out for both later in the season, camp's taking this for now


HelloKitty vs Bleak- bleak will take the ext and forget to write. NYC spits yo



Keith'll have all the actual predictions in the mag, he did 'em cause he's better at those things


some one sticky this.

[King Ra.]

Apologies fellas. Mag won't be posted til tomorrow. No power at my house.

[Inno]

dam power..write it down..throw it at your computer, see it if it stickies.


that sucks tho.

[Split]

Apologies fellas. Mag won't be posted til tomorrow. No power at my house.

okay. Bios are done except for Tyson's and Cake's

[Split]

Yo my writer Bios are done. King Keith hmu when your internet is back.

[King Ra.]

I will. I'm not working today I believe- I have everything done. These bastards need to do their jobs though. This site sucks on mobile, shit.

[dead man]

lmao you guys need to stop discussing this shit and post it.

got me all geeked up just from the suspense.

[King Ra.]

Sir Blacketh grows patiently impatient. Split. Send me everything you have. I'm going to start constructing the mag.

[Split]

Sir Blacketh grows patiently impatient. Split. Send me everything you have. I'm going to start constructing the mag.

gotcha after class. wanna run thru and edit a bit because I was exhausted.

since bleak is doing bleak things, i guess ill interview

anyone up to be interviewed tonight?? dead man cakecakecake Camp Bell Kuja HelloKitty

[Orc]

good shit

[dead man]

1st


sucka MC'z

[Camp Bell]

sure im down, tell me when to go!

[Split]

sure im down, tell me when to go!

cool. i get back from class around 630, you wanna do it on AIM or pm you questions and answers?

[dead man]

even though this pussyfoot hasn't even checked.

i smell a faint air of cowardice

[Camp Bell]

cool. i get back from class around 630, you wanna do it on AIM or pm you questions and answers?


PM me, i dont have an AIM!....630 eastern, pacific or central?

[Split]

Dagel doesn't afraid of anything

PM me, i dont have an AIM!....630 eastern, pacific or central?

OK I'll hit you with questions in like 15 min then. Thanks

[dead man]

@fagel

[Camp Bell]

Dagel doesn't afraid of anything



OK I'll hit you with questions in like 15 min then. Thanks

word word!

[Witty]

PEOPLE WHO ARE DEAD TO ME;

ZENLAND


PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY DEAD, BUT ARE NOW MORESO BECAUSE NOT PICKING A WINNER IS PICKING THE OTHER GUY IN MY EYES;

DEAD MAN



Y'all fucked up.


Oh what, you all think I haven't thought about the picture when I'm on my forklift? Or when I'm learning about switched networks? You fucked.

I'M GOING HARD AS FUCK IN THE PAINT AND WITTY, ALTHOUGH GENERALLY PRETTY COOL, IS GETTING FUCKING PANCAKED HARDER THAN JOHNATHAN OGDEN GOING AGAINST A NOT GOOD LEFT DEFENSIVE END, YOU DIG?

LEAGUE'S MINE BITCHES.

Yo this was good but I felt your topic was a little weak, you were original I will give you that, and the flow was pretty cool, never really lost track...I felt the ending was perhaps distasteful but that is just personal opinion, it was well written and an enjoyable read. Keep writing bro.

[dead man]

Yo this was good but I felt your topic was a little weak, you were original I will give you that, and the flow was pretty cool, never really lost track...I felt the ending was perhaps distasteful but that is just personal opinion, it was well written and an enjoyable read. Keep writing bro.
HATE FEED

DISCOUNTED

[PancakeBrah]

Witty I swear if you use one multi in our match up I'll hunt you down and murder you.


One.

[dead man]

everyone should drop tonight, fuck thursday

lets get this shit MOVING

[Mike Wrecka]

Frank , we have the best topic , you better show up

[Witty]

Witty I swear if you use one multi in our match up I'll hunt you down and murder you.


One.

I shall use three, because a man and a woman had a little baby, there were three in the family, and that's a magic number.

Take a second to fully understand what I have just said to you.

[PancakeBrah]

I knew you'd say that. You always use that one.

[Witty]

I knew you'd say that. You always use that one.

I am a creature of habit.

You know me so well <3

[Coup]

ill be dropping tonight ZenLand

interesting we have similar concepts...that pic is limited really

dead @deadman writing a novel

cake uses nair on his nipples

[dead man]

coup uses the nipples on his hair

[Split]

Coups pic is limited by his profuse bleached titty braids

[PancakeBrah]

Whoever started this nair fallacy will be dealt with short thrift.

[Atheist]

Ill start writing tonight hopefully anyway.

[Zen]

everyone should drop tonight, fuck thursday

lets get this shit MOVING
Agreed. And cakecakecake I'm sorry. Can you forgive me and let me be alive to you again?

[Split]

Malachi I'll be dropping tonight as well... please don't get your LeapPad taken away before the deadline haha

[PancakeBrah]

Agreed. And cakecakecake I'm sorry. Can you forgive me and let me be alive to you again?

Yeah it's cool, man.

[Zen]

Good. That was a close one.

[dead man]

pajama sam and putt putt lookin ass Niger

[Zen]

Do not read this post. It literally says nothing. Sorry for the inconvience.

[PancakeBrah]

pajama sam and putt putt lookin ass Niger

lol that's a country bruv

[dead man]

people can't be a countries chav

[PancakeBrah]

I can't argue with that statement.

WHY DON'T YOU GO BE NEUTRAL IN YOUR PICKS AGAIN OR SOMETHING.

[Split]

ZenLand is a country

[dead man]

if i was a betting man, i'd predict a tie

[Zen]

ZenLand is a country
True story. It's where thugs get in free and you gotta be a G.

[Split]

Love that song

[PancakeBrah]

Witty is a good writer. Too bad I know that and I am going to write a lot better than him looooool


sample rhyme;

potatos skinned
tomato kiln




yeah, u fuked witty

[Zen]

You told him.

[Zen]

http://artofbattling.com/forum/showthread.php?3655-WK1-Coup-(0-0)-VS-ZenLand-(0-0) First battle open for votes @deadman Split cakecakecake Witty Camp Bell HelloKitty @everybody
And dope drop Coup

[Witty]

Witty is a good writer. Too bad I know that and I am going to write a lot better than him looooool


sample rhyme;

potatos skinned
tomato kiln




yeah, u fuked witty

Ah but you don't understand though, I am not coming with normal Witty, I am against the Cake so my game will be of the highest quality and my rhymes will be multi'd up to the tits.

Because I am man, and I am a warrior....and I don't like to lose, it damages the ego I have wrapped myself in to compensate for my failings as a human being.

I fear I have said too much.

[NYCSPITZ]

Ah but you don't understand though, I am not coming with normal Witty, I am against the Cake so my game will be of the highest quality and my rhymes will be multi'd up to the tits.

Because I am man, and I am a warrior....and I don't like to lose, it damages the ego I have wrapped myself in to compensate for my failings as a human being.

I fear I have said too much.'

trill talk

[Inno]

dropping tonight ronald.

[dead man]

HelloKitty whats that other chess site

ima register today

[Split]

chess.com is whack

I think it's chesscube or something like that

[dead man]

cool

go check in or let me know you're not showing beforehand plz.
Since you put it that way, no, I'm not showing up.

is there anybody who needs a match this week? or should we just close the thread?

:/

[Split]

Maybe AIMZ or Vulgar? Also trap said he'd do one week

[dead man]

Vulgar
trap
@Keith whatever the fuck

[Zen]

Where the fuck is the mag lol

[Atheist]

Think its due tonight sometime Zen

[Zen]

Ah ok

[Nigma]

My New Years resolution was to stop parking in handicap spaces.. Y'all already know how that turned out.

Gotta forgive me though, not too many places to park a spaceship.

In relevant news, I will be dropping tonight and it's going to be well written and a pleasant to read.

[Zen]

It's ok I forgive you Nigma. And I'm looking for a well written pleasant to read piece. Once again I gotta mine and Coup's battle. First battle to be open for votes come on people!!

[Nigma]

Word I read your verse last night, about to do some errands then I'll read Coups and drop a vote for ya.

[Zen]

Much obliged good sir.

[NYCSPITZ]

dead man chesscube.com

add my shit excasanova and nycspitz and nycspits

[PancakeBrah]

Is my picture from a movie? Do I need to know some piece of information I do not know concerning my picture? Fuck.

I'm just going to write like it's a picture. FYUCK YUO

[Malachi]

Malachi I'll be dropping tonight as well... please don't get your LeapPad taken away before the deadline haha

Dead at leapPad

[Nigma]

We need a Sign In/Sign Out thread

[Nigma]

AND A MAG <3

[Frank]

Frank , we have the best topic , you better show up

I stay in a dark state of mind so this topic illuminates with me. I just get tired of writing out of this world shit cause I start having these out of body experiences cause I am immersed in what I'm portraying. I will try and detach myself and write for the sake of writing. But I cannot guarantee your presence will inspire me such.

I don't know who you are, but your from New York, so am I.

So I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and slice ya neck off for good measure.

Let us collide.

[PancakeBrah]

Frank is such a dimwit lol

[Frank]

Waffle > Pancake tbh

[Frank]

As the leader of the green team

I propose a SLIME

[Coup]

ZenLand good show


@the league

PRAISE YE YAHUWAH ALL YE THAT DRAW BREATH

[Pent uP]

HelloKitty pohfig

can you send me a verse you wrote? Im doing bios for all writers in place of match reviews for the first week, and i cant find your writing since netcees died

Pohfig is the russian word equivalent to a vulgar version of "apathetic" in the english language.

That is my bio

[dead man]

WHY DONT U CARE

[dead man]

HelloKitty
request sent to excasanova on chesscube

[NYCSPITZ]

**NYCSPITZFIYA

[TYSON]

Am I wrong or is the due date Thursday???

[Nigma]

everyone should drop tonight, fuck thursday

lets get this shit MOVING

this

[Split]

Ok, my part of the mag is being sent. Accidental hibernation, like 8 PM til now

[Nigma]

I respect that. If mags not up tomorrow I'm gonna post a picture of ever shit I take for a week

[Split]

Pohfig is the russian word equivalent to a vulgar version of "apathetic" in the english language.

That is my bio

Lol smh you don't get to choose your bio, SON. You just entered a world of painnnn
Nigma my part is sent, so just Crapchat those pics to King Keith

[Split]

I never no show and I didnt forget I registered here

This is a courtesy check and I wont do it for the rest of the league.
Didnt mean disrespect. You had two posts and hasn't signed in since you made the second one, that's all

[Atheist]

Making a start on my verse now =-)

[TYSON]

Kuja.....








The sig? Really tho?

[Atheist]

Hah yea, come to think about it i dont even like it myself so time for it to go

[King Ra.]

Split I haven't got the email, did you send it?

[Split]

Split I haven't got the email, did you send it?

check again

[dead man]

DYSFUNCTION JUNCTION: THE STORY OF AOWL MAGAZINE PRODUCTION

[King Ra.]

Cut us some slack, Black. Yes, that was rhymed intentionally.

I got the email, will put everything together. Mag to be up in a bit.

[dead man]

;)

[Coup]

Who won the nc's topical/written 500$ season about a year ago or so...


thanks for the votes all...really reminds me how unorganized my thougths are...Zen, call him Land O' Lakes...herp derp

[Rawn M.D.]

i dont think there ever was a $$ torny on nc

[Coup]

it may of been on another site similar....a start up site like this, modded by sign7 Kuja you remember kat ?

[Atheist]

I think your on about the league that started at NC but then got carried over to the text-stars site thing, not sure what happened to it, think it just fell

[Rawn M.D.]

oh yeah i didnt compete in that, but the person who promised the money and admin the site fell off...

[Zen]

Appreciate all the votes on the first battle of the league. And Coup if you don't mind me asking what religion are you? I just noticed you said yahuweh so I got curious

[Coup]

ZenLand

I follow the scriptures, the so called "old testament" and "new testament" striving to serve our creator in spirit and truth daily. I'm often mistaken for a gentile azcanizi jew. who occupy israel today under the Hebrew identity...but alias, not christian either, because mainline Christianity teaches another christ according to precepts of man and after the rudiments of the world, though they claim the scriptures too.

The characters in my avatar that you picked up on is right. It spells in the hebrew YAHUWAH...which is his name, though changed to a different name later for many reasons by gentiles (sons of Japhet, or european people. I'm european)

I don't mean to push my views on anyone, and I hope I did not say too much.

[Zen]

Awesome man. Yeah I thought you were Hasidic for a minute since you said yahuweh and I think hasidics use that name for God which got me thinking why does an Hasidic jew own a computer haha. But I was just wondering man that's cool to know

[dead man]

fuck scripture. it's all about transcendental reductionism.

GET WIT IT

[Zen]

DMT

[Zen]

Quick question to the mods of this league, does the wins and losses here count in the record that appears under our names when we post, or are they just counted here? Jw

[King Ra.]

They count on the site record as well.

[Zen]

Appreciate the info

[King Ra.]

This league would blow the roof off whenever Vulgar, Zygote, ill nik-A & Bags sign, if they do. Hopefully some of the OM writers join up as well that aren't already in here.

[Witty]

ZenLand

I follow the scriptures, the so called "old testament" and "new testament" striving to serve our creator in spirit and truth daily. I'm often mistaken for a gentile azcanizi jew. who occupy israel today under the Hebrew identity...but alias, not christian either, because mainline Christianity teaches another christ according to precepts of man and after the rudiments of the world, though they claim the scriptures too.

The characters in my avatar that you picked up on is right. It spells in the hebrew YAHUWAH...which is his name, though changed to a different name later for many reasons by gentiles (sons of Japhet, or european people. I'm european)

I don't mean to push my views on anyone, and I hope I did not say too much.

Realest post I have seen in a while,

[Inno]

posting in a bit...props to Split King Keith for the mag that shit is jizz worthy

[Inno]

posted.

[Split]

im not leaving the library till my verse is finished and posted

[Split]

Malachi I dropped

[Malachi]

i hate you Split

ill drop tommorow hopefully

[Split]

i hate you Split

ill drop tommorow hopefully

take your time

[Orc]

yea i dropped, good to be back

[Geno]

Good shit orc. Was afraid you might not show.

Let's get some votes in, eh?

[Zen]

I'm gonna fight on yalls battle in a minute. Just read both verses and now I'm trying to make my decision. Good shit from both of yall

[Inno]

Voting in a couple hours when I get home...
Cant give a proper vote from my phone
thank you to all that have voted.

Rawn...thanks for the battle

[Inno]

Dam that black vs veritas is a problem

[Frank]

Mods need to get on their job.

Those battles are open for votes but no one knows they are.

Shame.

[Split]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/15d413d35ec862040737071d279a487c/tumblr_mi3ff1thAn1qh9f8mo1_400.gif

[TYSON]

Nigma I am dropping tonight. I know u been impatiently waiting.

[King Ra.]

I'll be voting on all battles tomorrow. Some real good ones I've seen so far.

[Atheist]

^ same ill do them all tomorrow

[Split]

yeah i wont be around to update battles' status tonight, sorry. plans.

[Split]

Frank im not racist I will murder u Boston>NYc

[Frank]

Denzel voice:

My man...

[Frank]

Now you can go back in that thread and tell me what you really think.

[Inno]

voted.

me and my lil lady palma got a date.

[Split]

Don't tempt me

[Coup]

sup Br0s...ill be dropping my votes on batts tomorrow too along with kuja and king K

[Rawn M.D.]

Ill drop my votes 2marow night...after work.

[Nigma]

Nigma I am dropping tonight. I know u been impatiently waiting.

haha word I been stressin you were gonna forfeit on me! Look forward to reading the verse, good luck homie

[Nigma]

Update: still stressin

[Geno]

Lulz

[Orc]

harlem shake

[Split]

Kuja Objective Camp Bell Rayge Matriarch Dystopian pohfig Mr.Sinister pohfig TYSON Nigma Objective

I have closed your battles because either you or your opponents no showed WITHOUT asking for an extension

HOWEVER

Since it is the first week, I will be accepting ALL verses until midnight Eastern time tonight. This is a rare occurrence, however I believe that for the first week of battles, I should be forgiving and empathetic towards having verses due on Valentines Day.

Do not be ashamed about posting after the deadline today. Do either yourself or your opponent a favor by posting a verse.


Normally you would need to ask your opponent, or (in special cases) me, King Keith or Genocide for an extension. Because (for emphasis)
1) Clear cut rules regarding extensions have not been set
2) it was Valentine's Day lol who the fuck has time to write a topical
3) first match ups ever

Extensions have been automatically granted UNTIL THE TIME I SPECIFIED.l

[Plot]

Yeah Im not gonna be able to make it this week Split, I will be back though...

[Split]

Yeah Im not gonna be able to make it this week Split, I will be back though...
Ok word.

[Pent uP]

Thats embarrassing. Posting soon.

[Witty]

Ayo dead man = Black?

Am I the only person who didn't know this? I was like...yo where the hell is black, and who is this dead man guy, everyone seems to know him. Then I looked at the battle and I had both my questions answered at once.

I'm a silly, silly man.

[Witty]

And also, is there a line limit?

[Inno]

ayo Split..did you get that shuttle driver back?..i would of slashed his fucking tires..

how you gonna cock block a nigga from the sidelines lol..

[Zen]

Witty theres no line limit this week. They said that rules on that would start next week I think

[dead man]

who is "black"

if he is from another site no.. no connection. this is dead man's first hip hop message board.

[Zen]

I heard black was dead. I also heard he lived in Peru and devoted his life to Ayahuasca.

[Coup]

black dee was my first battle ever...unless dee black does not = dead man

[Witty]

Witty theres no line limit this week. They said that rules on that would start next week I think

Dope.

dead man - You trippin' homie.

[dead man]

really?

what site did you guys battle on and what was your username?

Coup

[Zen]

I've never battled you I'm assuming. I used to be on ss/ihh and hf in like 2005 to 2008 and then I just now got back into these forums. And I've always been ZenLand

[Coup]

first, before i jump the gun...did you alias as dee black over at RM ?
dead man

[Zen]

Kuja Camp Bell Nigma yall had some good shit man. Too bad the other bastards didn't show lol. Just wanted to give a shout to yall for showing.

[Orc]

ihh was a cool site

[Zen]

What was your username there?

[Nigma]

Kuja Camp Bell Nigma yall had some good shit man. Too bad the other bastards didn't show lol. Just wanted to give a shout to yall for showing.

Appreciate it, I put some time into that verse tbh. Gonna give the flake today to scribble something, but when he doesn't I'll toss it up on the OM and would appreciate some feedback on it >.< I gotta stop posting first I guess, homies see my verse and think 'FUCK IT, not gonna waste my time cause I can't top that shit!' amirite?

[Zen]

Haha I'll def drop some feed. Would appreciate feed on my piece I dropped yesterday as well called The Cave. You drop your shit and I'll return the favor in a heartbeat because I really enjoyed that shit Nigma.

[Witty]

Posted.

Let's do this thang cakecakecake

[Nigma]

Sounds like a plan. I gotta drop some votes for the open battles then I'll browse over the OM.

[dead man]

Coup, no. and i don't think black ever frequented rapmusic either
ZenLand - black's name was G'Dawdian Black or Blacketh D'Gawd over on IHH. your name is not familiar though.

[Zen]

Where you there durin 05 to 08? I don't remember seeing those names there either. Butt fuck it that was like 8 years ago

[dead man]

who knows.

THERE IS NO FUTURE. THE FUTURE IS NOW.

[Witty]

So what is the present?

[Zen]

The presents here and gone in the blink of an eye. The present is an illusion created by conscious minds to percieve their everchanging lives. All that exists is the future. It is all that ever will be...

[Witty]

The presents here and gone in the blink of an eye. The present is an illusion created by conscious minds to percieve their everchanging lives. All that exists is the future. It is all that ever will be...

I'm scared :(

[Zen]

I'm scared :(
Me too....Me too...

[Orc]

my name was burden on there I wasnt that good back then at all but looking back not many were aside from strat black kyza bladed n sly. bladed was bonkers actually prob the best back then

[Zen]

bladed thesis right? And yeah I sucked at battlin then and still do now. It took me awhile to figure out topicals are my shit.

[Geno]

Yo, there are some doooooooope ass battles going on in this forum. Props to everyone who dropped.

[Zen]

Agreed Geno. I'm impressed with everyone who dropped honestly. Good shit

[Atheist]

ZenLand thanks bud, i was really hoping objective would show up, dont suppose you could give feedback on my piece, first time ive wrote since the rstl final so would love some feedback, thank you, btw my votes coming soon. & from what ive read jesus not gonna be easy.

[Atheist]

lol btw Zen, white divison yeaaaaaa!

[Atheist]

ignore

[Inno]

the comp here is fierce..next week should be doper like a crack heads vain

[King Ra.]

I'm going to alter some participants around a bit after this week in divisions to make things concrete. But if we have this abundance of activity then this format will work well.

[Frank]

Cool. When are the votes due?

[Geno]

eyo, shout to nyc/hellokitty. That was a fucking well primed piece. Discustingly smooth and nasty content. Too bad yo got no showed.

[Geno]

Eyooo. WTF!?!?!?!?! @ tyson no showing though?

[Rawn M.D.]

King Keith/Split just a helpful word of advice esp since u can group PM on here...if u got the time, PM ppl when u put up the match ups, to let em know; itll minimze no shows...

ang good sht Innovator

[Rawn M.D.]

Cool. When are the votes due?

^^^^????@Split

[Split]

^^^^????@Split

Frank

Not sure yet. Haven't discussed it w/ Genocide or King Keith yet, but probably Sunday/ Monday so that new matches can go up Tues

[Geno]

I call Sunday, so Monday is open for match setting and not battle closing. Votes due Sunday is plenty time

[Witty]

I am sad :(

[Split]

wow. I have a fat fuckin lip right now an my glasses are all fucked up. Wtf.

[Geno]

Smh@cake no show. Dope witty. Cheer up, a w has been acquiired

[Witty]

http://artofbattling.com/forum/showthread.php?3960-I-Can-t-Stop

Posted in OM, some feed would be appreciated...obv rtf is obv.

[King Ra.]

I'm going to do a feature in the every week for participants pieces who are no showed. So no worries guys.

Sunday is a good day to close battles from voting.

[Inno]

King Keith/Split just a helpful word of advice esp since u can group PM on here...if u got the time, PM ppl when u put up the match ups, to let em know; itll minimze no shows...

ang good sht Innovator

no doubt man

[Zen]

lol btw Zen, white divison yeaaaaaa!
White divisions where its at haha

[NYCSPITZ]

thanks geno,

man...

my fucking dick is hard as I type this shit.

[Geno]

No homo? Lolol.

But seriously, I don't understand what that part meant haha

[NYCSPITZ]

yes homo

[Geno]

Oh wow

[NYCSPITZ]

just being honest tho

[TYSON]

Eyooo. WTF!?!?!?!?! @ tyson no showing though?

Just couldn't focus on it bro been busy. No excuse tho.

[Geno]

I hear you maine. I honestly struggled with my shit to. Almost said fuck it.