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Fart
11-22-2013, 03:55 PM
I mean jesus
Microsoft MUST be trolling, holy fuck this things terrible

StarFaggot
11-22-2013, 04:11 PM
You've played it?

Fart
11-22-2013, 04:16 PM
Nope but i mean everwhere i looked, nothing but bad things to say about it and/or damage control my micro
shit can't even play smooth at 1080, lags like shit. thats IF you get past the "start screen of death" and the "update of death"
yes, tons and tons of complaints that the xbox gets stuck on the START SCREEN and doesnt do anything. theres a video of a guy who left it on for 12 hours and it still never left the start screen
LMFAO

Zen
11-22-2013, 04:17 PM
I didn't even know it was released so yeah it must've failed.

namix
11-22-2013, 04:20 PM
that south park multi-part episode about PS4 vs. Xbox, with the game of thrones/winter is coming/black friday angle


has been hilarious.

Split
11-22-2013, 04:20 PM
if only there was some sort of magical digital band-aid, like a fabric patch, that one could apply to day-one broken software code to help fix it. and if only that could be applied to thousands of systems worldwide, simultaneously, through some online web of communication that ties all of these devices together!


alas, it looks like all those poor consumers have $500 bricks now and have no choice but to wait till XB2X. Truly, Xb1x is a complete and total failure of incredible proportions.

PancakeBrah
11-22-2013, 04:21 PM
Split if you post one non sarcastic comment in discussion you win one netcees.

namix
11-22-2013, 04:24 PM
if only there was some sort of magical digital band-aid, like a fabric patch, that one could apply to day-one broken software code to help fix it. and if only that could be applied to thousands of systems worldwide, simultaneously, through some online web of communication that ties all of these devices together!


alas, it looks like all those poor consumers have $500 bricks now and have no choice but to wait till XB2X. Truly, Xb1x is a complete and total failure of incredible proportions.

how the fuck did microsoft not unit test better?? i mean, it's like what they do.... if this cannot be fixed through software updates, they are efffffed.....



All i can say to xbox users is...





G R E A T N E S S _ A W A I T S

Fart
11-22-2013, 04:24 PM
Hey Split
did you read the part about the update rendering the xbox's useless?
the the RROD in patch from.

Split
11-22-2013, 04:26 PM
nah i lost all interest in Xbone when they decided to put microtransactions in Forza 5

shit is gayyyyyyyyyyyy

Plus PS4 looks off the hook

Objective
11-22-2013, 04:31 PM
After what I've heard PS4 aint without issues either. It looks smooth as fuck etc., but getting that shit working as well haven't exactly been a dream for a couple of the guys I've talked to. Either way I don't think a purchase of either one of the consoles is worth it until a year or two has passed. Takes some time to fully get the most of out the consoles in terms of graphics and for those games to be released etc. (At least that's what I'm thinking, might be 100% wrong tho'.)

Fart
11-22-2013, 04:41 PM
Only issue i've heard of with ps4 is the PSN error (easily fixed, just restart) and the system patch was released to download before the Ps4 was even out. Ive heard nothing but fail after fail about the xbox
it's a joke, really. a Gimmick
ps4 is a genuine next gen console

namix
11-22-2013, 04:47 PM
After what I've heard PS4 aint without issues either. It looks smooth as fuck etc., but getting that shit working as well haven't exactly been a dream for a couple of the guys I've talked to. Either way I don't think a purchase of either one of the consoles is worth it until a year or two has passed. Takes some time to fully get the most of out the consoles in terms of graphics and for those games to be released etc. (At least that's what I'm thinking, might be 100% wrong tho'.)

word up dude - i am always trying to stay one generation behind the latest.

let them work out the bugs.

and im in the space... so it should say something lol

they push each other so hard to get into market - both consoles probably forced themselves to go live -- in time for holiday especially, and before users switched

now they'll sink millions into the firedrill PR patchwork, but i bet someone did analysis to prove it was worth it net-net lol.

Split
11-22-2013, 04:53 PM
XBox will do just fine, most likely.

Fart
11-22-2013, 05:01 PM
Ehh it's pretty blatant PS4 was ready for launch and XBOX wasn't. Micro forced a launch to compete, of course ps4 wanted to launch first to compete too, but the difference is they were actually ready for it and issues were dealt with, for the most part, before the launch of the consoles
and now sony is laughing, lol'ing in real life hard.

Masaii
11-22-2013, 05:09 PM
Why do people get first release consoles, this always happens. Wait a year till shits smoothed out then go buy a better console for less $

Fart
11-22-2013, 05:12 PM
Yes, there's always issues, sure.
But not super fucking epic historic fails at launch like this one.

Masaii
11-22-2013, 05:17 PM
Loool.

Fuck xbox.

Pc/ps4>game boy colour>nintendo 64>xbox 1

Masaii
11-22-2013, 05:17 PM
And furthermore who calls a third installation 'one'?

NO NIGGA ITS 3 STFU

Split
11-22-2013, 05:38 PM
a lot of the PS4s are failing because of sabotage by the Chinese slave laborers they had assembling them putting lead in some sort of adhesive, lowering the temperature the GPUs can take by like 100degrees

Sony swept that under the rug

Cosign Masaii, buying launch shit is stuuupid and launch means nothing in 8 year cycle systems

Fart
11-22-2013, 05:46 PM
LOL interesting
probably completely false but interesting
all reported cases of PS4 'glitches' accounted for .04% of it's total consoles sold. Micro is already above 30% with xboxone
lolololololollollololololol

Split
11-22-2013, 05:51 PM
PS4 has been out for a week, Xbox a day


Stop being such a Sonygger

Fart
11-22-2013, 05:54 PM
k i will continue in a week from now when micro hasn't done anything to fix it other than lie to our faces that their next gen console not being close to next gen "isnt a big deal"

Split
11-22-2013, 05:56 PM
they made a decent console with a slightly skewed approach and terribly misguided PR

they're not evil

Meth
11-22-2013, 06:49 PM
It was pretty obvious they weren't ready

Seyance
11-22-2013, 07:51 PM
if you actually care about this, your a loser.

Fart
11-22-2013, 07:56 PM
says the one who clicked the thread to read it

Seyance
11-22-2013, 07:59 PM
i clicked to post that. you care about everything you read? didn't think so.

Fart
11-22-2013, 08:42 PM
you care
cmonnnnnnn, you care

Ryan 12
11-23-2013, 05:16 AM
wheres the video

Inno
11-23-2013, 01:20 PM
Why do people get first release consoles, this always happens. Wait a year till shits smoothed out then go buy a better console for less $

Pretty much.