Week 10 chat and predictions

[Certain]

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Season 2

Well, gentlemen, after a weird Week 9, we're headed to the final week. And here's the good news: Anyone with five wins is guaranteed a playoff spot (if they want it). And anyone with four wins is in very good position. And anyone with three wins should be able to win them themselves into the playoffs. And even if you have two wins, you have an outside shot of making it. I am the only competitor guaranteed a bye and spot among the "Core Four." Why? Because I have more wins than you.

This week's theme is Native American sayings, in honor of Thanksgiving. Note that verses are due Saturday and votes Monday. There are no extensions this week. Here are the matchups:

TITLE MATCH - PancakeBrah (6-1) vs. Vulgar (5-2)
Certain (7-2) vs. NYCSPITZ (4-3)
Vividlyvague (6-3) vs. Frank (6-3)
Mike Wrecka (5-4) vs. Mr. J (5-4)
Diode (4-0) vs. ThisisDAM (3-0)
breathless (3-5) vs. Buddha (3-4)
patrown (3-3) vs. Adonis (3-5)
Pinot Grij (0-1) vs. ZYG (2-2)
Mordycai (1-1) vs. Nigma (0-1)

[breathless]

No longer.

Hahoy! Broke the shutout!
Vulgar thanks for the vote, and yes you nailed what I was going for with the don't trust the seemingly wise theme, the only one who caught it! As well as the first part "I'm just going to extremely rhyme shit 'cause I wanna"

I was torn between making it a full out story or doing a fantasy style religion theme. I thought I made the distinction clear enough in the last part, but yea, came up too vague on that and just detailed enough in the rest to make it too vague.

Next week I will do bester


And, via my rough calcustimations, only 2 of the 4 people with 3 wins have a chance in the playoffs since there are 10 folks with 4 or more wins... But if Buddha, dam, Adonis and I don't get matched up together at all, and all win, Buddha and Dam get the spots because they have less losses, right?

Edit: there's 9 with 4 or more wins,

[Certain]

And, via my rough calcustimations, only 2 of the 4 people with 3 wins have a chance in the playoffs since there are 10 folks with 4 or more wins... But if Buddha, dam, Adonis and I don't get matched up together at all, and all win, Buddha and Dam get the spots because they have less losses, right?

There are seven people with five or more wins and two with four wins. Then there are five with three wins, not counting signed-out members Innovator, YDK and Just Write (who really should have signed their asses back in or simply done their voting in Week 8).

Mike Wrecka has a formula for strength of schedule to determine tiebreakers, but it may not come down to mattering much if everything breaks right.

[breathless]

Right on, lmao, I think I quick counted our 6-1 vote count in the 4 and more wins count, and skipped pat on the 3 win counts...
Sorry patrownie broskie!
It is about sleep time

[Certain]

My two shortest verses this season were in title matches. My two shortest verses this season were in my two losses this season. Maybe I should have written more in title matches.

On a related note, PancakeBrah, don't forget to change the forum description and give yourself an accomplishment.

[e11even]

Tempered. Lets see if it pays off.

[ThisisDAM]

Give me Diode so only 1 person leaves undefeated.

[King Ra.]

The fuck is up, bastards.

[PancakeBrah]

Do I get to choose my topic?

[Objective]

Just realized I forgot to vote this week as well to get in, haha. Damn. Best of luck everyone that's still in on this.

[NYCSPITZ]

ayo i grew up, very athletic hard headed, thought i knew everything wanted to do everything I was spoiled, stubborn an only child...so the only thing i could do was hold it down

[Certain]

So who wins PancakeBrah vs. Vulgar II?

[Nigma]

Holler if you have an uneven roster this week. I'll hook up some votes regardless

[NYCSPITZ]

can a nigga get a match up tho

[Mike Wrecka]

give me a few minutes guys

[Diode]

Give me Diode so only 1 person leaves undefeated.

i dont think we get matched up since it seems to be win total vs win total based

[Nigma]

can a nigga get a match up tho

This guy knows whatsup, still the proud possessor of dat luscious flow?

[NYCSPITZ]

dark locks as gorgeous as snow capped peaks in france...

[Mike Wrecka]

This weeks theme was Native American quotes in honor of Thanksgiving.

[ThisisDAM]

With the holiday & wednesday being a busy day for me & it's going to be TOUGH to get this done, ughhhhhh

[Vulgar]

With the holiday & wednesday being a busy day for me & it's going to be TOUGH to get this done, ughhhhhh

Zygote that shit son.

[dead man]

i will assume i do not have a battle cause i didn't vote last week.

fair enough.

[Diode]

Zygote that shit son.

no. thanksgiving deadline is bullshit.

we're extending til friday.

[ThisisDAM]

Honestly. They should make the deadline Sunday.

[e11even]

I'm going against my anti-hero. I expect to be hopped up on spiked eggnog this week.

[Mike Wrecka]

ok guys im gonna push the deadline back till Saturday 11:59 west coast time. No extensions.

ill edit into each thread

[patrown]

i was kept in! much thank yous! ill try and not come that weak every again.
and vote. and stuff.

[e11even]

Lol the raccoon rises. Sounds way better than dark knight.

[Certain]

I want to give props right now to Mr. J, who has faced a pretty absurd gauntlet in this league. Here's his opponent and their current record:

Week 1: Mike Wrecka (5-4)
Week 2: breathless (3-5)
Week 3: Vividlyvague (6-3)
Week 4: patrown (3-3)
Week 5: Certain (7-2)
Week 6: Vividlyvague (6-3)
Week 7: Frank (6-3)
Week 8: Vulgar (5-2)
Week 9: NYCSPITZ (4-3)
Week 10: Mike Wrecka (5-4)

If breathless and patrown win this week, every opponent Mr. J has faced this season will have qualified for the playoffs. No one else can say anything even similar.

[PancakeBrah]

That young man deserves a commendation.

[Mike Wrecka]

That young man deserves a commendation.

I see that you have AOWL 2 champed accomp. make sure that Frank and Mr. J receive one as well good sir.

[Zen]

That's pretty fuckin rad. Props J.

[Certain]

By the way, Mr. J, that strength of schedule means that you'd be guaranteed a spot in the "Core Four" (pick your own topic, get a bye week) if you win this week. No way that anyone else with six wins could match your strength of schedule.

[Mike Wrecka]

rad is a terribly underused word these days. good show zenland

[PancakeBrah]

I see that you have AOWL 2 champed accomp. make sure that Frank and Mr. J receive one as well good sir.

They do broski brochamp.

I picked a topic. idk. it's a topic. Certain's drunk off that high-end liquor right now steering into oncoming traffic.

[Mike Wrecka]

one more reception from Garcon. is that asking too fucking much?

[Certain]

I was going to go with "Hear all sides, and you will be enlightened. Hear one side, and you will be in the dark."

But then I saw PancakeBrah had beat me to the punch.

[Certain]

Anyone want to give the Power Index a shot for the magazine this week? If so, have it to me tonight.

[PancakeBrah]

POW MOTHERFUCKA POW COME UP OFF THAT CHAIN



WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Frank]

You no showed and DQ'ed yourself into a championship battle - funded and aided by the bias Mike Wrecka who couldn't wait to see you face off again. You are a true pussy. I have no anger towards you. You are weak and feel the need to control others. I am uncontrollable. In real life I would have perhaps stabbed you up. Or stomped you out. Or some other heinous crime that would have jeopardized my freedom cause you simply deserved to be murdered senselessly and brutally, fore you are nothing. You have no heart. You are a coward. Please remember that every time you look at your fraudulent accomplishments.
Vulgar, I will be crushing you on the sole of my tennis shoe when the time comes. Remember I've beaten you before, after you pulled a similar sleeze ball act

All I ask of you of now is finish him off and champ this league, for the integrity of the top tier.

We are counting on you.

[Certain]

I have no anger towards you.
In real life I would have perhaps stabbed you up. Or stomped you out. Or some other heinous crime that would have jeopardized my freedom cause you simply deserved to be murdered senselessly and brutally, fore you are nothing.

http://i.imgur.com/4v2QKod.gif

[Certain]

Anyone have any requests for Certain's Corner?

[Certain]

For the prediction-makers:

TITLE MATCH - PancakeBrah (6-1) vs. Vulgar (5-2)
Certain (7-3) vs. NYCSPITZ (4-3)
Vividlyvague (6-3) vs. Frank (6-3)
Mike Wrecka (5-4) vs. Mr. J (5-4)
Diode (4-0) vs. ThisisDAM (3-0)
breathless (3-5) vs. Buddha (3-4)
patrown (3-3) vs. Adonis (3-5)
Pinot Grij (0-1) vs. ZYG (2-2)
Mordycai (1-1) vs. Nigma (0-1)

I'll be back soon, but I think this legitimately may be the best, most evenly matched week of the season. There's only one battle I feel confident predicting on quick glance. Plus Pinot Grij vs. ZYG might be the battle of the week despite being one of two that has no playoff implications.

[patrown]

Anyone have any requests for Certain's Corner?

character development

[e11even]

TITLE MATCH - PancakeBrah (6-1) vs. Vulgar (5-2)-- I think this will be a dope battle. I see Cake in the end.
Certain (7-3) vs. NYCSPITZ (4-3)-- brawl. Straight up. NYC though.
Vividlyvague (6-3) vs. Frank (6-3)-- fuck you Frank. Just, fuck you. Best of luck.
Mike Wrecka (5-4) vs. Mr. J (5-4)-- Mike will take this if J doesn't come out swinging.
Diode (4-0) vs. ThisisDAM (3-0)-- Dam can snatch this W if he's focused. Diode is dope though.
breathless (3-5) vs. Buddha (3-4)-- As most of these, it can go either way. But maybe Breathless.
patrown (3-3) vs. Adonis (3-5)-- Both are nice on a good day. Patrown with the planets aligned.
Pinot Grij (0-1) vs. ZYG (2-2)-- not very familiar with either. ZYG if focused.
Mordycai (1-1) vs. Nigma (0-1)-- Don't know either at all. Mordy by default.

[e11even]

Excuse my ignorance, but when is the usual day for updated battle W/L records?

[King Ra.]

Certain Mike Wrecka I'm down to do the Power Rankings for the mag. And, as an added bonus, playoff previews. In-depth analysis. Don't deny this. And if no one is doing predictions this week, I can do that as well. Seeing as dead man was looking to have a match up, can we get a match for the hell of it? I've never faced him and I promise I'll show. :)

[Vulgar]

Wait...pretty sure I beat you though, Frank? My intention is to defeat Cake.

[PancakeBrah]

Frank needs attention guys.

I have had a few wins by DQ or no show. I can't control that. My only strong legit win is against Vulgar unless I'm forgetting someone

[PancakeBrah]

Dude you smoked me. Let it play out. Congrats.

[Certain]

Certain Mike Wrecka I'm down to do the Power Rankings for the mag. And, as an added bonus, playoff previews. In-depth analysis. Don't deny this. And if no one is doing predictions this week, I can do that as well. Seeing as dead man was looking to have a match up, can we get a match for the hell of it? I've never faced him and I promise I'll show. :)

If you want to do power rankings, Send them to me in the next three hours. None of this edit-them-in-later bullshit.

And as far as playoff previews, we don't even know who made it yet.

[Split]

vividlyvague vs. Frank

[King Ra.]

Certain I'm good to get it done. No worries. The playoff previews wasn't necessarily previewing playoff match ups, but sort of my intricate breakdown of possible scenarios, statistics, etc. Any who, I'll just tie it into the Power Rankings.

[Certain]

OK, patrown, I'm going to get some lunch, then write Certain's Corner on character development.

[King Ra.]

Mike Wrecka Certain's record should be (7-2) by the way. EDIT: Nvm, Frank's record is correct.

[Certain]

Thanks, King Ra. I fixed it.

I see how it is, Mike Wrecka.

http://i.imgur.com/4vEdzPW.gif

[King Ra.]

Damn, Cert, I bet you're glad I caught that. That may put you #1 in the Power Rankings if the statistics add up. I'm working on that right now.

[Certain]

King Ra., power rankings are just your opinion. That's how we've been doing them all season, at least.

[King Ra.]

Yes, I mentioned that in the introduction I wrote for it. But let my ego take this one for once.

[Mike Wrecka]

I will be doing a glorious predictions video

well it may not be glorious. but it will be a video

[Mike Wrecka]

and the site records have been submitted to Sharp Nine last night. he doesn't understand how serious of a matter this is apparently.

a Mike Wrecka has joined the 21 wins club thread is just waiting to happen

[Certain]

NYCSPITZ, when are you going to be writing? I can go early if you'd like.

[Frank]

vividlyvague vs. Frank

Bro, its me, Barakon.

Bwahahaha

[King Ra.]

Certain I'll be sending the rankings over in another 30-40 minutes. Almost done.

[NYCSPITZ]

NYCSPITZ, when are you going to be writing? I can go early if you'd like.

I can write and drop later tonight if you'd like. Or we can do it tomorrow if you need a lil more time...lmk

[Certain]

Tomorrow definitely would be better, or I may even drop Thanksgiving Day. I'm off from work and not going home.

[PancakeBrah]

Our thoughts are with you, Certain, on your Gamblini Thanksgiving.

[PancakeBrah]

and the site records have been submitted to Sharp Nine last night. he doesn't understand how serious of a matter this is apparently.

a Mike Wrecka has joined the 21 wins club thread is just waiting to happen

Never trust Sharp Nine.

Never.

You know I'm the record updater extraordinaire.

[Mike Wrecka]

sharp nine is split eight-ish. which is bad.

get at it PancakeBrah. I will send that sharp scum bag a private message denouncing his existence and tell him to forget about it.

[Mike Wrecka]

Tomorrow definitely would be better, or I may even drop Thanksgiving Day. I'm off from work and not going home.

Gamble alias confirmed

[Mike Wrecka]

triple post for the win


guize Frank asked me through pm to not mention him at all in the video mag im doing tonight. what ever shall I do ?

[Certain]

Ha, I mean to my mom's house. She lives three hours away, and I work tomorrow and Friday, so the drive would be a pain in the ass.

[PancakeBrah]

I hate Sharp Nine.

With every atom of my spirit.

[Certain]

triple post for the win


guize Frank asked me through pm to not mention him at all in the video mag im doing tonight. what ever shall I do ?

Call him Red glare the entire time.

[Certain]

I hate Sharp Nine.

With every atom of my spirit.

Sharp Nine is one of my 10 favorite people here.

[Certain]

My triple posts are better than Mike Wrecka's. I'm going to send you Certain's Corner in 30-45 minutes.

King Ra., send Mike your rankings, not me.

[Split]

Mikewrecka I will ban u m8 I sware on me mum u r 1 cheeky kunt


And in terms of personality. I.hope that over the pastcfww months everyone has noticed Sharp9 and i have become polar opposites?

[PancakeBrah]

Sharp Nine is one of my 10 favorite people here.

He is the isotope of average.

[Split]

Barakon was a pretty cool guy

[Certain]

And in terms of personality. I.hope that over the pastcfww months everyone has noticed Sharp9 and i have become polar opposites?
Sharp Nine is one of my 10 favorite people here.

http://i.imgur.com/d1Y2d0o.gif

[King Ra.]

My triple posts are better than Mike Wrecka's. I'm going to send you Certain's Corner in 30-45 minutes.

King Ra., send Mike your rankings, not me.

Damn, I just saw this after I sent it to you. I'll send it to Mike now though. Discard it.

[King Ra.]

But yo....

[King Ra.]

TRIPLE POST BITCHES.

[PancakeBrah]

Split has become a nasty asshole. A prickly sort. He's lost the charm. A mission-fueled meme dispensing sarcasm machine. I miss the wide eyed boarder with charisma.

:-(

[PancakeBrah]

I drank a whole thermos off coffee after my lunch break today. Currently drinking a red bull with a nice dip in.

I AM ALL THE AWAKES.

[Certain]

I'm going to bar trivia. I will win. I usually do.

[Split]

Split has become a nasty asshole. A prickly sort. He's lost the charm. A mission-fueled meme dispensing sarcasm machine. I miss the wide eyed boarder with charisma.

:-(

I feel as if my journey is complete

[PancakeBrah]

I'm going to bar trivia. I will win. I usually do.

Where dat mag doe.

Bar trivia can wait.

[Certain]

I'm five minutes from finishing my part. Mike Wrecka will post it then.

[patrown]

OK, patrown, I'm going to get some lunch, then write Certain's Corner on character development.

thank you very much.

[NYCSPITZ]

mag?

[breathless]

Yo, what's the chubby lil yellow stick figure zombie symbol under Patrown's battle record mean?

[NYCSPITZ]

AOL instant messenger icon...are you 18 or younger???

[breathless]

Ha, no, I'm 28, I was actually doing drugs before AOL even existed, but I never had AIM... Never much of an IMer, although, I did have msn messenger and I believe "trilogy", or "trinity" maybe, it was an all in one messenger service

[NYCSPITZ]

feel u

[Mike Wrecka]

MAGS UP

[Certain]

David Bowie is 66 years old. David Bowie still makes elite-tier music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6mnqybjd4E

[breathless]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr01/18/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-11252-1382120652-2.gif

[e11even]

But that King ra breakdown tho... #hashtagworthyforeveryreasonavailable

Sweg.

[King Ra.]

Word Vividlyvague. You know how I do. I'm more than likely going to help run AOWL Season 3 whenever it starts next year, which seems some time around spring.

[Certain]

King Ra., if you only put as much effort into your verses as you did into your magazine features, you might be winning this league. That was very strong.

[dead man]

i am formally requesting a spotlight match with genocide next week. our records need not reflect the outcome.

i will vote this week for this to happen

[Certain]

i am formally requesting a spotlight match with genocide next week. our records need not reflect the outcome.

i will vote this week for this to happen

Mike Wrecka and Genocide, do you approve?

Of course, this is the last record of the regular season, but I see no reason we couldn't do a spotlight match or two a week during the playoffs.

[e11even]

Sounds awesome. I can't wait. The mags just keep getting better. King ra

[King Ra.]

Yeah I need to work on that, Cert. Most my losses are no shows. I need to take writing more seriously. I'll probably be flexing in the OM & BA to work on my practice.

[Mike Wrecka]

Mike Wrecka and Genocide, do you approve?

Of course, this is the last record of the regular season, but I see no reason we couldn't do a spotlight match or two a week during the playoffs.

the problem with spot light matches is that they take away votes from the actual league itself. i am against the idea at this time.

[Mike Wrecka]

dead man Genocide , I looked at our schedule and we have next week on hiatus for playoff sign ups. this could be a great time for you guys to battle and we would host it most definitely. voting would not be required and this battle would affect site records but have nothing to do with AOWL records. the battle could be posted on Monday and closed on Thursday with voting ending on Sunday. let me know guys.


if anyone else wants to participate in grudge matches during that week let me know also. again it will not have any relevance to the AOWL records or playoffs. we would simply host the battles. so ya let me know whats up

[Zen]

Fuck all of you.

[PancakeBrah]

I would think a spotlight match between dead man and Geno would be a good idea. What if there's an obvious shutout match in terms of votes? That could be closed early and voters could have one more option to get their votes in. Plus it raises the profile of the league so long as both show.

My 2 cents.

[NYCSPITZ]

do it they'll show it'll be good

[Mike Wrecka]

listening to Mobb Deep - Hell on Earth


gotta be in my top five

[PancakeBrah]

There are records to update!?

I'm slipping.

[Pent uP]

If I asked for a spotlight match who would I get

[PancakeBrah]

Soulstice.

[Pent uP]

Due when?

[Certain]

Does Soulstice even still Internet?

We're working on a plan for dead man vs. Genocide. But it will require voting on their part.

[Pent uP]

He was topicaldude methinks

Dunno I thoughr yall were up to date. Got excited

[Certain]

You're right. I was thinking of Sacrifice.

TopicalDood5, are you still alive?

[Pent uP]

Oh I could get sacrifice to battle anytime just not here...he has gripes with the site

[dead man]

fice is a motherfucker man. there was some ethical dispute between him and the powers-that-be back on NC 1.0. i can't even remember what about. but he said he would never log back in after that and to my knowledge he has not.

and soulstice tried to stick around but i think he was pretty swamped with school and shit. wishing he would make a comeback for serious but his dedication and motivation are doubtful.

[Certain]

Are any of the same people in power, though?

Who the fuck would be mad with namix?

[Pent uP]

Fice is a man of principles

[PancakeBrah]

lol @ this conversation starting by me just saying the name of someone ive never read but know is a respected topicalist.

stay classy, nessy's

[Certain]

He was in the Writing Challenge League for a few weeks.

[Split]

if the internet completely shut down i think everyone would be slightly relieved

[PancakeBrah]

if the internet completely shut down i think everyone would be slightly relieved

Best thing you've posted in awhile.

[Certain]

I'd be out of work.

But I'd still be slightly relieved.

[e11even]

I think I would go into immediate cardiac arrest, complete with foaming convulsions.

[Zen]

Have a great thanksgiving fellas.

[PancakeBrah]

Mike Wrecka

Records updated.

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg0oDYhdfSw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQfWzKTOE74

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM1eYCGBNls

[NYCSPITZ]

Certain r u still tryna drop today

[Zen]

Fuck all of you for not wishing me a happy thanksgiving back. I hope your thanksgiving sucks.

Correction: Except for Certain. His thanksgiving will be glorious.

[Certain]

Happy Thanksgiving, Buddha.

NYCSPITZ, I should be able to. I'd say 75-25 yes.

[NYCSPITZ]

ok im sedated atm will type after acoma attrition

[ThisisDAM]

fice was like banned because of all the hoopla that was going on with the short lived textstars. bags banned him i think on some dumb shit.

[Certain]

I wrote 12 lines, went back to check the phrasing of the quote and realized I had been writing to the wrong one.

http://media.giphy.com/media/aKYpYXhR6kH1S/giphy.gif

[Zen]

That's irritating. That's one reason I don't think I could run a league. I would easily mix up my topic.

[Zen]

My verse may not be liked this week, but either way it's the realist thing I ever wrote. Good luck breathless. I predict you to win this and go into the playoffs.

[TIGERSPITZ]

budda thats a Skins UK plot ay i seen that before lol ur as nice tho

[breathless]

Thank ya Buddha, I understood the relation to the topic, honoring your life/father as sacred, we'll see how the votes play out, the verse wasn't bad at all IMO

And Certain I forgot to take a picture while it was cooking, it was roasted not grilled though, but yea, here's your requested meat to fap to...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1399390_10201907301075706_1407415793_o.jpg

[breathless]

Jesus Christ @ the picture size... Lol, dunno why its so big, took it with my phone

[ThisisDAM]

With thanksgiving, my fiances bday weekend. Ima have to write while I'm on the bowl or something, hah

[breathless]

ok guys im gonna push the deadline back till Saturday 11:59 west coast time. No extensions.

ill edit into each thread

PancakeBrah

[Certain]

NYCSPITZ, I'm going to be done in an hour or so.

[e11even]

Fuck all of you for not wishing me a happy thanksgiving back. I hope your thanksgiving sucks.

Correction: Except for Certain. His thanksgiving will be glorious.

Happy late Thanksgiving and blask ass friday to all. I, indeed, wrote my verse to silence and spiked nog. Smirnoff: iced cake is an intermediate lightweight's dream! I put that on my favorite royal blue J's.

I'll shut up now.

[e11even]

Jesus Christ @ the picture size... Lol, dunno why its so big, took it with my phone

Thats definitely what she said.

[Certain]

Tonight, I listened to both Joy Division albums consecutively. If I am not on tomorrow, it's because I hung myself.

[e11even]

I will read EAP at your wake.

[Certain]

I made it!

Deadline is in 12 hours, 18 minutes.

[NYCSPITZ]

cool man I j read it very unique and ejoyable i haven't started yet to be real triptophan that turkey shit, w/e, makes niggas sleep and shit, plus the gawd got coy coquettish college cumguzzlers from all over at a rendezvous that MY DICK needs to attend later like 10 EST tho I'll drop after I finish shopping and writing this run on sentence

[Zen]

I forfeit. Breathless wins.

[Certain]

No forfeits.

[Zen]

Realistically I could just pull my verse from the entire thread. Breathless deserves it, and I concede the match.

[Certain]

Why not let voters determine that? At worst, you get some feedback.

[Zen]

I think he won. Goodnight gentleman. I'll see ya in three months.

[Certain]

OK, I'm not tagging anyone who currently is looking at the forum, but we're 3 hours and 10 minutes from deadline, Diode, Pinot Grij, Mordycai and Mike Wrecka.

[patrown]

writing on the fly.

[Adonis]

writing on the fly.

we shall consummate simultaneously, in the least awkward way imaginable.

[patrown]

sounds pretty fucking awkward to me bro. lol. anyway.
just commenting on my inability to write anything until it's like four hours away from the deadline. i used to think weekdays sucked. and i just didn't want to do it. but i'm a procrastinating ass dude man. seriously. saturday, same shit. fuck it.
i love this writing shit but don't really do it until i'm forced to by a deadline. an awkward place to be. in a sense. anyway. gl meign. back to it..

edit:
http://for-shits-and-giggles.com/knife-wielding-woman-orders-husband-to-perform-1-8297/

[Diode]

having verses due during a holiday week is a load of shit

if you plan on having playoff matches during christmas/new year's week just drop me from this thing, i'll be up north and i'll be god damned if i am staying up until 3am on no sleep for a fucking text tournament because keeping your league schedule is more important than anything else in your life

si joto, i am mad.

[Certain]

You had an entire week. You are allowed to write on Tuesday. Several members did.

It'll be Mike Wrecka's call, but I'm guessing the tournament will be more flexible because it's a tournament.

[Diode]

You had an entire week. You are allowed to write on Tuesday. Several members did.

Because putting this ahead of visiting family is a totally reasonable expectation.

Get a fucking life, dudes. I don't want to hear that shit at all.

[Certain]

A league needs to run on schedule. If it doesn't, it fails. You and 15 out of 18 members made it work this week. Thank you for that.

I'm not talking about Christmas or the playoffs here, and as I edited my response to say, that will be Mike Wrecka's call and will have the flexibility of being a tournament.

But yes, the topics were up for a long time. You made time for other sections of the board somehow. And you wrote your verse. I get that it's a tough time of year. Thank you for showing.

[Diode]

A league needs to run on schedule. If it doesn't, it fails. You and 15 out of 18 members made it work this week. Thank you for that.

I'm not talking about Christmas or the playoffs here, and as I edited my response to say, that will be Mike Wrecka's call and will have the flexibility of being a tournament.

But yes, the topics were up for a long time. You made time for other sections of the board somehow. And you wrote your verse. I get that it's a tough time of year. Thank you for showing.

edited because i don't want to sway anything. there is a huge difference between a quick comment and dedicating time to writing a verse, though.

[e11even]

Frank. Thanks for showing. Good luck bro.

[ThisisDAM]

Seriously, wow

[Adonis]

Hi diode

I heart you!


I would imagine the majority agrees with you evidennced by the amount of verses not thoroughly writen; however, calm yo self wigga

Thanks, and fuck Bama

Probably the nutttiest ending to any game I've ever seen personally, nay, :03 fisher was cuz I was vested, but this aa close 2nd

[Zen]

Diode's right. I thought about the playoffs last night and how they would be during Christmas. Fuck that. I don't have time for it. I'll just wait for the next tourney.

[breathless]

Wait, Buddha is zenland? And, hey, you got a vote, anything's still possible brohammer

[Zen]

It's possible, but I don't have the drive to compete right now at all so I'd rather not take a win from someone who does ya dig? I also was pissed at my personal shit being called "somewhat genuine" and "cliche". But I'm sure Certain meant no harm by it, just mentally my head is not into writing in the league at the moment. I'm more focused on fleshing out my opinions instead of my usual multi-focused braggadocio type shit.

[dead man]

still waiting on Genocide's confirmation of our spotlight match this upcoming week

or at least an active denial.

either one will do.

[Adonis]

still waiting on Genocide's confirmation of our spotlight match this upcoming week

or at least an active denial.

either one will do.



Battle pent if not..those are always dope reads



Also, how. Was my bro's instrumental album??? You like it?

[Certain]

Buddha, most people's personal shit is cliche.

[Certain]

Also, I'm not sure if Mike Wrecka is around (as he was dealing with personal matters, not just holiday stuff), but one way or another, the playoff schedule will be unveiled tonight along with sign-ups.

[Certain]

still waiting on Genocide's confirmation of our spotlight match this upcoming week

or at least an active denial.

either one will do.

He said no. I thought reply-all worked on private messages, but I guess it doesn't.

[Zen]

Buddha, most people's personal shit is cliche.

It's all good say no more. Like I said shit is just weighing on my mind right now heavily. I'll be back next season.

[Nigma]

The outcome of a battle isn't decided by who deserves it, its decided by who had a better showing in the battle. Forfeiting a battle underway isn't even a thing, thats like making a bet in poker then folding.

[breathless]

Buddha You could always just edit your verse and get dqed if you end up with more votes

[dead man]

He said no. I thought reply-all worked on private messages, but I guess it doesn't.
Lol

[e11even]

It's possible, but I don't have the drive to compete right now at all so I'd rather not take a win from someone who does ya dig? I also was pissed at my personal shit being called "somewhat genuine" and "cliche". But I'm sure Certain meant no harm by it, just mentally my head is not into writing in the league at the moment. I'm more focused on fleshing out my opinions instead of my usual multi-focused braggadocio type shit.

Certain has that effect on ppl. He said the same about me two pieces ago lol. I guess cps and impoverished strife is too 'mainstream' of a lifestyle. Meh... but I digress.

[Zen]

I feel ya. I just feel like fleshing out my own voice as a writer for awhile instead of mini-movies in rap form lol. I should have some audio coming soon for y'all to check out too.

[Certain]

It's not the life. It's how you write it.

We're all cliches. No one is special. But if you focus on how you're just slightly different from other people, you draw out the interesting stuff.

[Split]

strife

ugh

[e11even]

It's not the life. It's how you write it.

We're all cliches. No one is special. But if you focus on how you're just slightly different from other people, you draw out the interesting stuff.

Now that gets a real 'lol'.

[dead man]

We are all unique and beautiful snowflakes

[Zen]

We are all unique. Certain says we're not special just slightly different. Doesn't that make us special?

[e11even]

We are all unique. Certain says we're not special just slightly different. Doesn't that make us special?

We are all unique and beautiful snowflakes

I wanna be a hippy when I grow up. You guys inspire me.

[e11even]

ugh

...a welcomed punchline.

[Zen]

Come visit me and tour the hippie fests. They'll frighten you real talk.

[e11even]

Come visit me and tour the hippie fests. They'll frighten you real talk.

Lol. Thus far, the only things to frighten me were Chucky and seeing 45 year old men don Star Wars costumes. Beyond that, I'll probably fare well...



Did I really just say fare well? smh...

[Zen]

Lol. Thus far, the only things to frighten me were Chucky and seeing 45 year old men don Star Wars costumes. Beyond that, I'll probably fare well...



Did I really just say fare well? smh...

Some of them are so nice you almost forget they haven't showered in awhile. Almost.

[e11even]

Some of them are so nice you almost forget they haven't showered in awhile. Almost.

Ewwww nice. There's a first time for everything. I'd try it just ta see for myself lol. It'd probably be more enjoyable if I was impaired in some way. Liquor would be my drug of choice. Turns me to an interracial man of mystery. A very likable one at that.

[Zen]

I always get pumpkin pie moonshine if I want liquor there. That and acid equals a very good night.

[Zen]

lol@interracial man of mystery

[Certain]

I'm an interracial man of normalcy.

[King Ra.]

The fuck is wrong with you niggas.

[Mike Wrecka]

playoff verses will be due according to this schedule


First round: Battles posted Wednesday, Dec. 4; verses due Sunday, Dec. 8; voting ends Wednesday, Dec. 11.

Second round (quarterfinals): Battles posted Thursday, Dec. 12; verses due Monday, Dec. 16; voting ends Saturday, Dec. 21.

Third round (semifinals): Battles posted Sunday, Dec. 22; verses due Sunday, Dec. 29; voting ends Sunday, Jan. 5.

Fourth round (championship): Battle posted Monday, Jan. 6; verses due Saturday, Jan. 11; voting ends Saturday, Jan. 18.

[Diode]

it would be in your interest to delay the third round for one week.

unless your schedule > quality of writing.

like it was this week.

[Certain]

it would be in your interest to delay the third round for one week.

unless your schedule > quality of writing.

like it was this week.

We're talking three days before Christmas and three days after to write. A full week built around one day. That seems perfectly reasonable, even with the holiday. And then there's another full week for voting to allow for New Year's.

Do you get a full week off from work for Christmas? If so, where do you work? Sign me up.

[Diode]

We're talking three days before Christmas and three days after to write. A full week built around one day. That seems perfectly reasonable, even with the holiday. And then there's another full week for voting to allow for New Year's.

Do you get a full week off from work for Christmas? If so, where do you work? Sign me up.

I am travelling to see family during that week as do most people.

[Certain]

Anyone else care to weigh in?

And for what it's worth, there still would be extensions, if you'd prefer to write that Monday.

[Adonis]

I won't be traveling, I sympathys for diode because I been in that situation recently

With that said, a week should be plenty time. I assume diode is visiting his fam. For the entire week, but that really ain't the norm

My vote, a week wouuld suffice

[ThisisDAM]

I've been in tournAments while I was on vacation & still found time as fucked as it was.

[Just Write]

Where's the sign up thread?

[dead man]

Pent uP

[Certain]

Where's the sign up thread?

This is the last week before the playoffs.

[Just Write]

Do i qualify? Lol gimme last place

[Pent uP]

Pent uP

Sup

[breathless]

There's still another day to vote right?

[dead man]

in fewer words, genocide ducked out

spotlight battle this wk?

[Certain]

There's still another day to vote right?

Yes.

[Certain]

in fewer words, genocide ducked out

spotlight battle this wk?

If you want it, you have to vote. Or you can take it to Battle Arena.

[Certain]

Playoff sign-ups are posted: http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=36417

[Pent uP]

in fewer words, genocide ducked out

spotlight battle this wk?

No time. Pre finals week. Sorry

[dead man]

dude it's a bye week.

no worries, ZYG has offered a battle and i humbly accept.

will vote on open battles tonight...

[Diode]

dude it's a bye week.

no worries, ZYG has offered a battle and i humbly accept.

will vote on open battles tonight...

pretty sure he means for school, dude.

[King Ra.]

Bastards. <3

[dead man]

word that makes more sense. it's all good pent, i got tests to take too. priorities first homie.

[NYCSPITZ]

lol nitpicking and bloviation are the scylla and charybdis of popular writing about economics bros????? Marx is a g....

[ThisisDAM]

Ill vote sometime tonight. Its my fiancé birthday. My match needs votes tho

[Zen]

lol'd Just Write. "weird little friend". I ain't little, man. I'm a big ass bear disguised as a man. What's up dude?

[Certain]

You're the people's champ. A big ass bear disguised as the people's champ.

[King Ra.]

Snuggie as nigga to be honest. Sup Zen? :)

[Zen]

Damn skrate. People's Champ disguised as a bear disguised as the People's Champ. Fuck I'm confusing myself...

But Ra, pathetically I'm playing 2k11 pretending to be MJ. I know. I'm ashamed of myself. You started writing that S&F yet?

[Geno]

Pretty sure I responded to dead man via pm
Done with aowl this season, pretty evident I'm out of playoffs and I do not wish to battle in this league to prove a point and have to play byits timeline/due dates.

At the time, a ba match would have been nice.
As things are right now, I can wait to see you, unless you prefer a sooner match in ba. Otherwise, next season is when it has to be. Busy with moving and a lot of shit irl.

But there you go, this is my active denial
I'm probably gonna be pretty innactive on the site for a little bit. But I ain't done. Syl

[King Ra.]

Seriously, Buddha? NBA2k11? 2K11?!!!! Nigga. I haven't wrote yet but I already know my approach, so once I handle some other writing obligations, I'll be dropping. FEMA-drone flow, nigga.

[patrown]

bout to vote.. if you want an in-depth, tag me in a post or pm me. i got a little bit of time.

[Zen]

Seriously, Buddha? NBA2k11? 2K11?!!!! Nigga. I haven't wrote yet but I already know my approach, so once I handle some other writing obligations, I'll be dropping. FEMA-drone flow, nigga.

I'm too poor to buy the new shit every year lol. I'll get 2k16 though. Bet.

But yeah I haven't even given my verse thought yet lol. Hopefully I'll get a chance to write tonight.

[Zen]

Are votes due tonight Certain?

[Certain]

Are votes due tonight Certain?

Yes.

[Zen]

Well shit.

[patrown]

https://vine.co/v/hPieTe7unOg

[Zen]

https://vine.co/v/hPieTe7unOg

Lol'd I love how the guy runs away screaming at the end.

[patrown]

i would have ran away screaming too.

[Zen]

https://vine.co/v/hPieTe7unOg

Lol'd I love how the guy runs away screaming at the end.

[Zen]

Fuck doublepost.

[patrown]

how the fuck do you double post a half an hour later

[Diode]

how the fuck do you double post a half an hour later

cell phone in and out of data network?

[King Ra.]

LMFAO.

[Zen]

I'm stoned patrown get off my back.

[Mike Wrecka]

guys im like totally an admin now

site records will be updated with the quickness broskis

[ThisisDAM]

I don't usually get annoyed at losing. But, I am..a lil tbh

But good job to Diode i guess

[Mike Wrecka]

I don't usually get annoyed at losing. But, I am..a lil tbh

But good job to Diode i guess

fight the urge to sway. you can do it!

[NYCSPITZ]

fight the urge to sway. you can do it!

qfe

[patrown]

such wow

[ThisisDAM]

Oh I'm not swaying. Not at all. I don't mean too if it comes off that way.

[ThisisDAM]

Like I said, I rarely ever take this ish serious, haha its all good. I've won times I thought I clearly lost. Everything evens out in the end. Ill save my comments til after voting done.

[Vulgar]

I don't want the league champ accomp yet, I haven't earned it. To be the champ you gotta beat the champ.

[Certain]

Shots fired.