how has topical writers became the focal point of this site. When did they get the balls to come in discussion like they matter. Keep that grabage ass shit in the secret of garden of beggining middle and end you storytelling hipster faggots.

[Joe Metts]

SAY SOMETHING.

joooo wanna war meng?


you late night helping little kids get to sleep storytelling faggots.



If I gotta bring discussion back at the expense of you pussies collectin panel members three forums over Ijstead of here then thats what needs to be done.


Lets go.

[DLB]

its that ATR faggot crew

emo thugs

[Joe Metts]

go to projectrhyme with that shit.

[Greed]

BANG BANG

[Split]

all the battlers got butthurt and left/ "retired"

writers don't have that conceited ego goin on

[Joe Metts]

Then im calling them cotton headed ninny muggins out too.

Boo hoo nobody liked my super fresh excite bike line. Boo hoo that guy disagreed with my take o pac vs big in discussions then voted against me he was obviously hating. Boo hoo it wasnt biting cause he was smart enough to change the end rhyme and switch some words around.

[Allen Knight]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Split eight

Spilt eight who?

I bought my jetta from ur daughter an it no work no more
Did she keep oil in it, cuz race car?

[Split]

I dont get it

[DLB]

c'mon plank

[Greed]

Topical writers are sideline nerds irl. They are full of imagination from not actually knowing anything first hand.

It makes it easier to spew bullshit when they aren't blatantly rewording plots of movies to rhyme.

[Diode]

i'll fuck you til you love me, baby.

xoxoxoxoxo

[TYSON]

I know right. Fucking creative bastards

[Certain]

Topical writers are sideline nerds irl. They are full of imagination from not actually knowing anything first hand.

It makes it easier to spew bullshit when they aren't blatantly rewording plots of movies to rhyme.

You signed into the topical league last week.

[Ryan 12]

rap is topical u gay fagg0ts

[Mr. J]

LoL

[Greed]

I forgot entrants must be faggots. Explains why I didn't get a battlle.

EDIT: fuck it

[PancakeBrah]

how have* topical writers became the focal point of this site. When did they get the balls to come in discussion like they matter. Keep that grabage ass shit in the secret of garden of beggining middle and end you storytelling hipster faggots.

[Wise Wiggles]

Rappers are faggots

[Vulgar]

PIC BATTLE ME JAGGOT

I'LL DEFEND THE HONOR OF MY FELLOW UNICORN WARRIOR CLAN IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO

[Diode]

how have* topical writers became the focal point of this site. When did they get the balls to come in discussion like they matter. Keep that grabage ass shit in the secret of garden of beggining middle and end you storytelling hipster faggots.

goddamned i just came back to do this.

let's not forget grabage and beggining

gow-like typing detected.

[Ryan 12]

Wise Ways


get rid of that sig i wanna see tits

[Joe Metts]

This is the kinda passion and banter and dickhead shit (sup cake) I was talking about.

[Greed]

Them dudes hella lame though.

Bet its fun to write 64 lines of make believe while the sci fi channel on in the background.. coming up with crazy bars after an extensive conspiracy video binge.. subconciously writing what was discussed that day in world history

You know, those guys.

[Diode]

4-9.

[Ghost1]

Can sum1 get my towel?

Its in my room next to my irish walking cape.

[Certain]

Greed seems to be accidentally complimenting us.

And Diode and PancakeBrah, don't forget "became" instead of "become" or the "of" between "secret" and "garden" or the missing comma after "end" or the lack of question marks, if you're going there.

[veritas]

Harmonicas nig.

[PancakeBrah]

Them dudes hella lame though.

Bet its fun to write 64 lines of make believe while the sci fi channel on in the background.. coming up with crazy bars after an extensive conspiracy video binge.. subconciously writing what was discussed that day in world history

You know, those guys.

Hush now and fetch me a water young man. I'm parched.

[Greed]

I may be slightly annoyed I was not granted a battle.

[Diode]

I may be slightly annoyed I was not granted a battle.

you have to vote on 2 matches to get signed in for the next week.

[Certain]

It's in very large font.

[Diode]

It's in very large font.

I blame the Vogons, myself.

[Greed]

I should of stopped after the sci fi line but I was like "nah, keep going".

Fuck it.

[Mike Wrecka]

typing the title of this thread was a cardio workout for Joe

of course he made some grammar errors. its the regular person equivalent to competing in a spelling bee directly after running a marathon

[PancakeBrah]

Still need that water.

[Joe Metts]

Im typing on a phone apparently to a bunch of faggots that get their day ruined by out of commas and incorrect sentence formats.

Fuck outta here.

Think about how much bitchmade you must have in your body to care about that stuff.


I bet if a chick texted yall and had bad grammar you all would end all contact.

Not to mention yall probably work for jobs where you never have to write because your only important enough to do what your told.

[Certain]

I bet if a chick texted yall and had bad grammar you all would end all contact.

Real talk. Unless the text included a picture of titties.

I love titties.

[Joe Metts]

typing the title of this thread was a cardio workout for Joe

of course he made some grammar errors. its the regular person equivalent to competing in a spelling bee directly after running a marathon


How's living your life based on 16 year old prodigy from mobb deep verses going?

[Mike Wrecka]

its going quite well actually. hows living life based on never making it to first base with a girl or in little league going?

[Diode]

married and high up the ladder

lol @ tag spelling it "diabities"

gtfo

[PancakeBrah]

I prefer Aquafina but any brand'll do.

[Joe Metts]

I hold the kenwood high school record for triples and homeruns FAGGOT.


and whatever at the girl shit. you know that shit aint true lol


You just mad cause you 36 with 5 ugly baby mothers and kids you owe years of back child support too. So you come here to feel important when in reality your a fucking wigger loser that fabricated a life for himself online.

[Split]

fuark

[Strikta]

lol fucks going on yo.

Ya'll got Joe talmbout them Kenwood High records now smh

[Certain]

I hold the kenwood high school record for triples and homeruns

Were the triples when you hit the ball over the fence but got tired three-quarters of the way around the bases?













Mine were. Fat people represent.

[Strikta]

That's jive lame.. womp womp.

[Joe Metts]

KENWOOD BLUEBIRDS REPRESENT

[Chyeahhh!!!]

So you come here to feel important when in reality your a fucking wigger loser that fabricated a life for himself online.

strikta I know you're not gonna let son talk to you like that broski?

[Frank]

J Metts - topical niggaz always ran this site. I made it mainstream. I was as big as Bags Payne, bigger than @hush I ventured out and annihilated Beyond and others and kept it gully in the lounge while racking up NWL season championship titles

[Masaii]

Damn Strikta defend your honour, sheeesh.

[Witty]

Them dudes hella lame though.

Bet its fun to write 64 lines of make believe while the sci fi channel on in the background.. coming up with crazy bars after an extensive conspiracy video binge.. subconciously writing what was discussed that day in world history

You know, those guys.

I bet you couldn't do it even if you tried.

The majority of topical writers here are also the best writers here, it is a transferrable skill too, text is not.

[Witty]

Im typing on a phone apparently to a bunch of faggots that get their day ruined by out of commas and incorrect sentence formats.

Fuck outta here.

Think about how much bitchmade you must have in your body to care about that stuff.


I bet if a chick texted yall and had bad grammar you all would end all contact.

Not to mention yall probably work for jobs where you never have to write because your only important enough to do what your told.

Bitchmadenness or talent that you will never have? Cuz as I said above, the majority of dudes are much more talented as writers than you...topical writing is easily more difficult than text battling lol and also, the fact dudes who text battle can call anything lame and gay is hilarious...pot.kettle.black.

[Masaii]

Text=nerd rap

[Witty]

Oh and btw topical writers are the focal point because they enjoy writing, not ego and not just winning either, so most don't get all butthurt and quit every time they lose a battle like a bunch of 12 year old queers. They're also the focal point because they are doing different shit, trying different shit...old text heads such as yourself make threads about it sucking but never actually DO anything to make it better, so you don't deserve to have the focus of a site on the part of the site that is dying fastest.

[Eŋg]

can i just say, the almost exclusive interchange of topical with poem by textcees attempting to belittle writers is some ignorant shit. what do you think your text battle verses are? just that -- they're verse. do you know what verse is? yea. imbecilic. just because you're on a rap forum and your main focus is to insult the other guy with whatever the status quo defines as 'funny' or 'sharp' certainly limits your work and has it lose its creative and artistic credit, but you're writing verse, son. those are poems. that is their pith. meek, weak and uninspired poems. typically. but uhm, yea. nothing differentiates you except your crippling lack of self-awareness.

also topical/open mic. not the same thing. you can throw a topical into the OM, sure. but an open mic'er is not, by necessity, a topicalist, really. that said i'm not even sure what a 'topicalist' is now, thinking about it -- fucking rap forums, lol, but i've an idea based on the lines ya'll draw. here's another idea: read a book.

kthxbai.

[Joe Metts]

I used to wtite topicals. Used to win. Won tournaments. Champed a league or two.



This thread accomplished what I needed it too tho lol good job pawns.

[Diode]

I used to wtite topicals. Used to win. Won tournaments. Champed a league or two.



This thread accomplished what I needed it too tho lol good job pawns.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/197gukamff5d6gif/ku-xlarge.gif

[Wise Wiggles]

Joe, didn't you used to bite jokes like the Texas double bagger in the LLL like around 2010.

Try to say you didn't. Try it.

[Inno]

Another thread?

Is gonna be like your internet crew thread and hoe
It would change the crew game completely.

Because as I recall...that thread defined a new era of text crews.

Make sure to stop at rest stops on your quest to bring back
A formatt of 2 crackers talking ghetto and gun lines likes they know.

Remember your fat..real fat..take those rest stops bro.

[Ghost1]

Lol was that Adonis charging into that parking meter?

Edit....i guess thats a bears jersey...lol. withdrawn.

[Geno]

I ain't scared nigga. Sup

[Geno]

By the way. I am gawd on the mic as well, all topical bs asside. See me

[Joe Metts]

I dont think I posted once in 2010 lol or 2009.

[Certain]

J. Metts, where did you champion topical leagues?

[anime_boners]

got a good laugh from the "diabities" tag.

[Wise Wiggles]

How bout 2011? Which is worse.

[Sharp]

diabities

tities



these tags disappoint me guys

[DLB]

topical faggots cant spell

[Split]

topical faggots are a False Flag sideline distraction to the real faggots operating behind closed doors

[Zen]

I actually think its funny that diabetes and titties are misspelled especially considering how most of our (topicalists) verses are usually grammatically correct and what not. Obvious diss from battlers to start beef. A conspiracy's afoot.

[KwaL!ty]

this is for topical-ist'


http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/drunk-octopus-wants-to-fight-you.jpg

[Frank]

http://media4.giphy.com/media/Er3QVX48nt5ok/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47p8qlo4taeikjr1yzg8fdiaxux8rl sgk6k2y85owh&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

[Ouch]

SAY SOMETHING.

joooo wanna war meng?


you late night helping little kids get to sleep storytelling faggots.



If I gotta bring discussion back at the expense of you pussies collectin panel members three forums over Ijstead of here then thats what needs to be done.


Lets go.



Is this Metts from that old shit.. if sooo letttts go tellem metts fuck this topical gay story telling shit

[Ouch]

I dont think I posted once in 2010 lol or 2009.

I went years without posting, jail, and then not being in jail, not remembering... I just remembered today, first time post in many many months and probaby will be the last

I can say this, I nver got into any topical type shit... like I never read it on here... ever ever ever... theres nothing wrong with it and i'm sure it takes talent and whatever... but nah I came on here to write punchlines, and steal peoples punchlines to use in real life battles.

I'm not a big fan of like... the equalent bueathful dragon soared so high with it tendions in the air fell the breeze blow past on the shoulder blades sunset in the air. lol.. fuck that if I was into that type of shit I wouldn't be reading it on here.

[Diablo]

Confirmed biter with the names Spooky Tooth and Ouch


name checks out

[Ouch]

I never bit and I only write punchlines. Theres basically no such thing as an original concept, but I was never like... i'll look at Richard Corey, or Fracture or Resin and take a line and flip it. I beat all of them by the way.

Worst thing I did on that level was take some beat from Uh-Oh's soudclick and play it for my friends irl, and say I made it. And thats actually worse than biting. But I didn't make any money off of it... just makes you feel like a phony. I did that. I never intentially bit another text dudes punclhines though.