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Obey
02-10-2013, 10:04 PM
What do you got
Obey
02-10-2013, 10:05 PM
Banana, pen, water
Sharp
02-10-2013, 10:07 PM
damn thats a serious eviction
Obey
02-10-2013, 10:09 PM
where
Masaii
02-10-2013, 10:12 PM
Solar powered tactical watch - tides, winds etc

A pot - transporting salt water to fire to boil

Hunting knife - obv hunting, building equipment
Obey
02-10-2013, 10:15 PM
This is funnier than my LOL thread

sorry
Ghost1
02-10-2013, 10:20 PM
damn thats a serious eviction

Lmao. Was thinkin the same, whos this niggas landlord, fidel castro?
Obey
02-10-2013, 10:21 PM
like the car baby, who's yours?
Masaii
02-10-2013, 10:23 PM
WHY the fuck would you take water to a deserted island, its all around you!! Lol fucking reatards wouldnt survive a month.
Split
02-10-2013, 10:24 PM
ITT Masaii hopefully discovers you cannot drink salt water
Obey
02-10-2013, 10:25 PM
and the islands in the middle of sludge
Masaii
02-10-2013, 10:27 PM
Are you retards retarded? You boil salt water.

Oh wait youd have to know how to start a fire. Maybe you can do that with your pen.
Masaii
02-10-2013, 10:28 PM
Why would the island be in the middle of sludge?

This went from survival to wack just because youchose shitty things
Sharp
02-10-2013, 10:28 PM
But the water evaporates... it has to condense somewhere to be useful

teach me so I may survive if I'm ever evicted
King Ra.
02-10-2013, 10:28 PM
Lmfao.
Split
02-10-2013, 10:30 PM
Masaii drinks steam
Masaii
02-10-2013, 10:31 PM
The title should have been exiled not evicted. What landlord says yeah im evicting you, but you cant go back to society, you must travel to a baren wasteland island and live on it.
Obey
02-10-2013, 10:32 PM
I just smashed my monitor, bad
Scott Akers
02-11-2013, 01:26 AM
id take my computer, i can have w/e shipped later.
Split
02-11-2013, 01:27 AM
id take my computer, i can have w/e shipped later.

saved for later reference
Scott Akers
02-11-2013, 01:36 AM
well that's 3 things laptop, charger, and me.

fuck

does the ups truck count? course I didn't bring that with me it came to me!
Obey
02-11-2013, 01:49 AM
Aussies are dumb as fuck
Anonymous
02-11-2013, 01:51 AM
Aussies are dumb as fuck

Coming from the guy surviving on an island with a fucking pen.
Split
02-11-2013, 01:52 AM
Coming from the guy surviving on an island with a fucking pen.

and a banana
Split
02-11-2013, 01:52 AM
because bananas do not grow on islands
Scott Akers
02-11-2013, 01:53 AM
banana he meant a dick!
Obey
02-11-2013, 01:59 AM
I gotta pay the maid to clean my fucking house your living in