If you were airdropped to Obey's deserted island and could only take 3 things

[Split]

what would u use to murder him

[Obey]

my breath

[Immaculate]

what would u use to murder him

LOL.

[Split]

shovel, 1g of cheap questionable heroin, 15 ft by 15 ft net

[Ghost1]

Fucking goneeeee

[Obey]

Dig that shit fucking quote of the year

[Sharp]

some heroin, which he would OD on since he is a shameless addict

then I'd drop Masaii off to relentlessly beat him in his unconscious state

at which point I would throw him into the ocean of sludge that for some reason surrounds his island

[Obey]

I just killed the whole site with an OD of cocaine

[King Ra.]

Split the GAWD.

[Split]

McDonalds quarter pounder, checkers set (dude doesnt understand chess smh), vial of rat poison

I challenge him to a game of wits and try my best to lose, winner gets the rat poisoned cheesbeurger

strong chance he out-unwits me and i end up OD'ing on arsenic

[Obey]

GO KEITH!

[Ghost1]

A hammer.

[Obey]

(waiting for a dead quote)

[veritas]

I would murder him with
1. The infinity gauntlet

[Obey]

This forum bores me

[Anonymous]

some heroin, which he would OD on since he is a shameless addict

then I'd drop Masaii off to relentlessly beat him in his unconscious state

at which point I would throw him into the ocean of sludge that for some reason surrounds his island

Dead

[Obey]

Exactly@my thread