CtrlF4
12-01-2013, 02:04 PM
Introduction
Welcome to the 2nd annual Key Grand Prix.
The rules are simple, you have 24hrs to drop 10-12 lines.
PSA
We need better leaders.
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Key Grand Prix 1 Finals
Cronus wins
Cronus aka Barcotic
ur a worthless freak, and little faggot, don't flirt with me
cuz I heard u dated a guy named Louie, Bag.. and got him one for ur anniversary
u can't think dope dawgy, so ur sloppy with the writtens
got a 'last resort' style that could make Papa Roach sue for copyright infringement
this tournament was wow.. nuts, and it's finally now done
ur side of the bracket was just CHAOS, meaning it was as dead as ur pal in round 1
u beat newbs, but against vets u lose cuz dudes is better
if u ever shoot for the Stars, ur just try'na hit the one that embarrassed u as Ender
don't get me started. ask anybody harder, ur awful bro
I run so many circles around u, world news is warning crop farmers across the globe
Vs
Bags
Fight night was sick reminded me of ufc it was at least comparable bro
specially when lesnar smashed you , so how u got ne votes ... must've been a mirko, cro
Tag match is a rap I assume having orc carry u is gonna make it hard to win
Seeing u post I got my hunchback like burden... cuz that's exactly what u are to him
If you let him tell it he'd say he's gon ride out & blast till were all dead
Ur from Canada... seriously what r u gonna pull a drive by getting dragged by a dogsled?
suuwoop? Is this faggot kidding me u ain't damu or piru ur a fuckin joke
U flag that 5 and you'll see blue skies u ain't an American gangster just cuz ur rusty cro
On RB ur a known biter u came here to fill ur appetite w larger portions
Now no one wants u, so RB's poster child is now an advertisement for abortion
Predictions
Barcotic vs Destroyer
Destroyer imo opinion is hit or miss sometimes he can come w/fire and other times i'm like wtf was that....Barcotic is HOF and is the current Grand Prix title holder...so the safe-bet is Barcotic
Barcotic 65/35
CtrlF4 vs King Ra
I'd be an ass to do my own predictions...so I wont
Swerve vs Unfuckwitable
I've only seen one battle from Un and it was a loss to Phuck Yew and it was nothing to amazing....Swerve is nice at times so I gotta go w/him but maybe Un can pull it off
Swerve 80/20
Orc vs Phuck Yew
Phuck Yew is decents but Orc is HOF and consistently nice and I just don't see Phuck pullin this off but if he does wouldn't it be nice
Orc 80/20
Cashius vs Greed
I have no idea who greed is so Cashius...wait...ok I googled him I believe he is Pryde im not sure but even still I got Cashius...don't remember to much from Pryde just that he had a pic battle with a Captain Crunch Box in his hand and it was a Friday Chris Tucker comparison in the battle lmao
Cashius 70/30
Snoop vs Witty
Haven't seen much from Witty just a bunch of attempts at intellectual sarcasm in discussion...Snoop is nice at times and is capable of beating almost anyone when motivated so I got Snoop here
Snoop 65/35
Strikta vs Meth
Strikta is another guy who can beat anyone when motivated but the thing is will he be motivated...Ive seen Meth battle once and I think it was a FN it was nothing crazy but I mean its a FN so it was what it was supposed to be but off of pure experience I gotta go w/Strikta here
Strikta 60/40
Allen Knight vs Shank Sinatra
AK has always been dope to me and doesn't get the credit he deserves...As far as Shank goes...I just did research and found out he is Boredom aka Alphabet and is actually pretty nice I remember him I actually beat him under another name when I frst came to NC but yeah he's cool but I got AK
Allen Knight 65/35
WTFs
Wtf @ how bad this site has gotten
Wtf @ the Mods running the leagues down the drain
Wtf @ me having to Set-Up Dom vs Cash cuz the mods are terrible
Wtf @ Rawn looking like the guy from pineapple express
Wtf @ Orc saying Therman Merman
Wtf @ Beyond No Showing FB
Wtf @ Aero ethering Hush off the site
Wtf @ Neigh still not having the new NBL week up
Wtf @ Veritas in general
Wtf @ Cronus avy looking like he only completed the first half of insanity
Wtf @ Rawn stealing hand me down Jays for his girl
Wtf @ those lil penny's
Outro
No outro...just deuces
ctrlf4 Barcotic Allen Knight Shank Sinatra Strikta Phuck Yew Unfukwitable Sn00p Swerve Orc Cashius NotMeth Witty King Ra. Destroyer Greed
Welcome to the 2nd annual Key Grand Prix.
The rules are simple, you have 24hrs to drop 10-12 lines.
PSA
We need better leaders.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQU0zyl-EoMesO2Am__m1d8-t__gcNKoo26bZxke5gHSjWwBUJL9w
Key Grand Prix 1 Finals
Cronus wins
Cronus aka Barcotic
ur a worthless freak, and little faggot, don't flirt with me
cuz I heard u dated a guy named Louie, Bag.. and got him one for ur anniversary
u can't think dope dawgy, so ur sloppy with the writtens
got a 'last resort' style that could make Papa Roach sue for copyright infringement
this tournament was wow.. nuts, and it's finally now done
ur side of the bracket was just CHAOS, meaning it was as dead as ur pal in round 1
u beat newbs, but against vets u lose cuz dudes is better
if u ever shoot for the Stars, ur just try'na hit the one that embarrassed u as Ender
don't get me started. ask anybody harder, ur awful bro
I run so many circles around u, world news is warning crop farmers across the globe
Vs
Bags
Fight night was sick reminded me of ufc it was at least comparable bro
specially when lesnar smashed you , so how u got ne votes ... must've been a mirko, cro
Tag match is a rap I assume having orc carry u is gonna make it hard to win
Seeing u post I got my hunchback like burden... cuz that's exactly what u are to him
If you let him tell it he'd say he's gon ride out & blast till were all dead
Ur from Canada... seriously what r u gonna pull a drive by getting dragged by a dogsled?
suuwoop? Is this faggot kidding me u ain't damu or piru ur a fuckin joke
U flag that 5 and you'll see blue skies u ain't an American gangster just cuz ur rusty cro
On RB ur a known biter u came here to fill ur appetite w larger portions
Now no one wants u, so RB's poster child is now an advertisement for abortion
Predictions
Barcotic vs Destroyer
Destroyer imo opinion is hit or miss sometimes he can come w/fire and other times i'm like wtf was that....Barcotic is HOF and is the current Grand Prix title holder...so the safe-bet is Barcotic
Barcotic 65/35
CtrlF4 vs King Ra
I'd be an ass to do my own predictions...so I wont
Swerve vs Unfuckwitable
I've only seen one battle from Un and it was a loss to Phuck Yew and it was nothing to amazing....Swerve is nice at times so I gotta go w/him but maybe Un can pull it off
Swerve 80/20
Orc vs Phuck Yew
Phuck Yew is decents but Orc is HOF and consistently nice and I just don't see Phuck pullin this off but if he does wouldn't it be nice
Orc 80/20
Cashius vs Greed
I have no idea who greed is so Cashius...wait...ok I googled him I believe he is Pryde im not sure but even still I got Cashius...don't remember to much from Pryde just that he had a pic battle with a Captain Crunch Box in his hand and it was a Friday Chris Tucker comparison in the battle lmao
Cashius 70/30
Snoop vs Witty
Haven't seen much from Witty just a bunch of attempts at intellectual sarcasm in discussion...Snoop is nice at times and is capable of beating almost anyone when motivated so I got Snoop here
Snoop 65/35
Strikta vs Meth
Strikta is another guy who can beat anyone when motivated but the thing is will he be motivated...Ive seen Meth battle once and I think it was a FN it was nothing crazy but I mean its a FN so it was what it was supposed to be but off of pure experience I gotta go w/Strikta here
Strikta 60/40
Allen Knight vs Shank Sinatra
AK has always been dope to me and doesn't get the credit he deserves...As far as Shank goes...I just did research and found out he is Boredom aka Alphabet and is actually pretty nice I remember him I actually beat him under another name when I frst came to NC but yeah he's cool but I got AK
Allen Knight 65/35
WTFs
Wtf @ how bad this site has gotten
Wtf @ the Mods running the leagues down the drain
Wtf @ me having to Set-Up Dom vs Cash cuz the mods are terrible
Wtf @ Rawn looking like the guy from pineapple express
Wtf @ Orc saying Therman Merman
Wtf @ Beyond No Showing FB
Wtf @ Aero ethering Hush off the site
Wtf @ Neigh still not having the new NBL week up
Wtf @ Veritas in general
Wtf @ Cronus avy looking like he only completed the first half of insanity
Wtf @ Rawn stealing hand me down Jays for his girl
Wtf @ those lil penny's
Outro
No outro...just deuces
ctrlf4 Barcotic Allen Knight Shank Sinatra Strikta Phuck Yew Unfukwitable Sn00p Swerve Orc Cashius NotMeth Witty King Ra. Destroyer Greed