Are you racist? Find out here!

[Not Dagel]

Let's find out, shall we?

1) Name one thing invented by a black person that is neither rap nor peanut butter.

2) Name one black world leader that isn't Obama.

3) Name one society, population, or nation that is predominately black and lives in 1st world conditions.

4) Name one black person who has ever earned a Nobel Peace Prize.

5) When you hear the word "Africa" what comes to mind?

6) Why do you suppose there are famous black track stars, but no black swimmers or power lifters?

7) Affirmative action. Yay or nay?

8) For what reason would anyone possibly want to use chopsticks to eat rice with?

9) Mulatto and Mestizo. Are they acceptable words to say?

10) Who killed Martin Luther King Jr?

And finally, the big one. This is a hypothetical question. Imagine if you will that aliens come to Earth and they make real peaceful like. In fact, they decide to offer us a solution to all our problems. They want to share their technology that will solve our economic woes, cure all our diseases and plagues, bring an end to world hunger, and create peace on Earth. The only catch is that they want all the black people on our planet so they can use them as slaves.

The decision is left to you. Do you accept?

[Ghost1]

race trolling is remedial at best.

inb4 next thread is religion troll.

[Boredom]

For one the fact of not being able to answer 99% of these questions makes you un informed, not racist

And i think any race would sell out another race for world peace.

[Sharp]

shit troll is shit

but this ain't sitting right with me


6) Why do you suppose there are famous black track stars, but no black swimmers or power lifters?


http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2012/07/us-mens-swimming-team-wins-silver-in-4x100-freestyle-relay.jpg

[Not Dagel]

1/10 questions answered. That's still a failing grade.

Being uninformed is being uneducated which is a prerequisite to bigotry. Which is to say, it sure smells like racism in here, brah

[Split]

1) are you *politically correct? Find out here!!

2) chopsticks are dope

[Not Dagel]

Chop sticks are in fact dope. Use them with cheese puffs and you wind up with twice the fun and none of the mess.

That doesn't answer the question though you racist prick.

[Flow]

1) Name one thing invented by a black person that is neither rap nor peanut butter.
air conditioning unit: Frederick M. Jones; July 12, 1949

2) Name one black world leader that isn't Obama.
Yoweri Kaguta MUSEVENI - President of Uganda
3) Name one society, population, or nation that is predominately black and lives in 1st world conditions.
Society of Black Lawyers (SBL)
4) Name one black person who has ever earned a Nobel Peace Prize.
Ralph J. Bunche
5) When you hear the word "Africa" what comes to mind?
Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier
6) Why do you suppose there are famous black track stars, but no black swimmers or power lifters?
This is stupid - 1970's Enith Brigitha won several Olympic medals (She was a swimmer)
7) Affirmative action. Yay or nay?
Positive Discrimination (Which is what you mean by this) is still discrimination. Infact its worse. Its a coward way of having stupid opinions
8) For what reason would anyone possibly want to use chopsticks to eat rice with?
Chopsticks were originally used as a way of cooking and passing food across. This then mutated as there culinary utensils instead of using knifes and forks which could be used for fighting. It is now a culture. Also as they are disposable there has been an increase since the sars outbreak.
9) Mulatto and Mestizo. Are they acceptable words to say?
Words only have power if you give them it. So yes. However it would be polite not too. Eg. I dont call you an annoying twat...oh wait I do.
10) Who killed Martin Luther King Jr?
James Earl Ray
And finally, the big one. This is a hypothetical question. Imagine if you will that aliens come to Earth and they make real peaceful like. In fact, they decide to offer us a solution to all our problems. They want to share their technology that will solve our economic woes, cure all our diseases and plagues, bring an end to world hunger, and create peace on Earth. The only catch is that they want all the black people on our planet so they can use them as slaves.

The decision is left to you. Do you accept?
No. I wouldn't trust they have the power of peace if they require slaves and therefore discrimination. There can be no peace if we arn't equals.

[Not Dagel]

Congratulations. You get an A+.

Everyone else fails.

[Ghost1]

LOL, damn, flo real went inn.

[Flow]

LOL, damn, flo real went inn.

Thats how I roll....BOOM

[Hollywood]

Flo is googlerific

[Flow]

Flo is googlerific

hahaha...Actually my man I only needed Google for the chop sticks one (that stumped me) and Enith Brigitha...

Don't be stealing my moment away with that Society one!! That was some first class ingenuity ;)

[Ghost1]

crollywood lookin like a sour little BITCH right now

[Wise Wiggles]

Whoever isn't racist is an idiot.

Wake up

[Geno]

I'm not racist, I'm racial.
O-block

[Flow]

You know... How racist is the society of black lawyers...pretty sure refusing someone entry because they white is racist.

[Split]

Ive considered joining BlackPeopleMeet

[bleak]

1) Name one thing invented by a black person that is neither rap nor peanut butter.

The traffic light, by some black guy.

[Hollywood]

WTF are you on Bags?

word @ Flo

I'm black and didn't know all the answers, lol

[Ghost1]

OH WORD CUZ IM ACTING SO OUT OF CHARACTER DMLF2E4IPFJ8234RH

[Flow]

Bags was that out of "character" a very subtle pun?

[Anjahl]

So it's only possible to be racist towards black people?
Your racism is racist.

[uh-oh]

1) Name one thing invented by a black person that is neither rap nor peanut butter.

blues, rock and roll, every music ever basically.

2) Name one black world leader that isn't Obama.

...

3) Name one society, population, or nation that is predominately black and lives in 1st world conditions.

...


4) Name one black person who has ever earned a Nobel Peace Prize.

...

5) When you hear the word "Africa" what comes to mind?

general butt naked

6) Why do you suppose there are famous black track stars, but no black swimmers or power lifters?

i think the dude who set the benchpress record at the nfl combine was black. does that count?

7) Affirmative action. Yay or nay?

nay nigga

8) For what reason would anyone possibly want to use chopsticks to eat rice with?

dumb reasons

9) Mulatto and Mestizo. Are they acceptable words to say?

wtf is that

10) Who killed Martin Luther King Jr?

some dude?

And finally, the big one. This is a hypothetical question. Imagine if you will that aliens come to Earth and they make real peaceful like. In fact, they decide to offer us a solution to all our problems. They want to share their technology that will solve our economic woes, cure all our diseases and plagues, bring an end to world hunger, and create peace on Earth. The only catch is that they want all the black people on our planet so they can use them as slaves.

The decision is left to you. Do you accept?

no wtf? you can't cure diseases or plagues. they will always come back in various mutations. peace is impossible because we are apes. our economic woes will always be prevelant because we are apes. theyve done studies on chimps where they teach them to share and give them food. theyll give one chimp a bunch of bananas and mnm's and shit. he went about hiding 3/4 of it and only sharing a small portion. humans are the same. those in power keep a greedy handle on the majority and sprinkle the rest looking like a philantrhopist.

also i would kill the aliens

[bleak]

http://i.imgur.com/upDnSaZ.jpg

[Split]

kid on the right gets dressed by his mother still

[Ghost1]

1) Name one thing invented by a black person that is neither rap nor peanut butter.

blues, rock and roll, every music ever basically.

2) Name one black world leader that isn't Obama.

...

3) Name one society, population, or nation that is predominately black and lives in 1st world conditions.

...


4) Name one black person who has ever earned a Nobel Peace Prize.

...

5) When you hear the word "Africa" what comes to mind?

general butt naked

6) Why do you suppose there are famous black track stars, but no black swimmers or power lifters?

i think the dude who set the benchpress record at the nfl combine was black. does that count?

7) Affirmative action. Yay or nay?

nay nigga

8) For what reason would anyone possibly want to use chopsticks to eat rice with?

dumb reasons

9) Mulatto and Mestizo. Are they acceptable words to say?

wtf is that

10) Who killed Martin Luther King Jr?

some dude?

And finally, the big one. This is a hypothetical question. Imagine if you will that aliens come to Earth and they make real peaceful like. In fact, they decide to offer us a solution to all our problems. They want to share their technology that will solve our economic woes, cure all our diseases and plagues, bring an end to world hunger, and create peace on Earth. The only catch is that they want all the black people on our planet so they can use them as slaves.

The decision is left to you. Do you accept?

no wtf? you can't cure diseases or plagues. they will always come back in various mutations. peace is impossible because we are apes. our economic woes will always be prevelant because we are apes. theyve done studies on chimps where they teach them to share and give them food. theyll give one chimp a bunch of bananas and mnm's and shit. he went about hiding 3/4 of it and only sharing a small portion. humans are the same. those in power keep a greedy handle on the majority and sprinkle the rest looking like a philantrhopist.

also i would kill the aliens



HAHAHAHA, everything about this post was quality

[Fig]

Why are the majority of your questions black related? These questions reek of your own insecurities.

Anywho, I'll answer the ones I know

4) MLK
5) cheetas and spears and shit
6) well there are, but if i had to answer your question, I'd honestly say it's coincidence.
7) no.
8) chopsticks are a more efficient method of eating. They are basically an extension of your fingers.
9) yeah, i don't give a shit. So are nigger chink spic and kike
10) James Earl Ray

This is a totally contradicting situation, simply because the aliens coming in "peace" would create war amongst the population of earth. It'd be helter skelter for real, and since in this case, it'd be blacks against all other races, the blacks would die out. I don't know what happens then in relation with the aliens, but um... yeah

[Not Dagel]

5) cheetas and spears and shit

Glad somebody stepped up with something funny.

Fucking Flo Diddly and his college educated ass.

It's Black History Month, mother fuckers.

[Split]

White guilt, widening the racial divide one reparation at a time!

[Fig]

White people have lost their sports, women, and word to black people. Nigger is a white mans word, no matter how you flip it.

[Immaculate]

Sup Zomb.

[bleak]

ya but white people are still white.

No matter how you flip it.

[Split]

An omelet is hard to make, no matter how you flip it

[Flow]

Glad somebody stepped up with something funny.


Fucking Flo Diddly and his college educated ass.

It's Black History Month, mother fuckers.
Flo diddly doesn't appeciate having poor name flops thrown at him. bleak great pic! Lol

[Ghost1]

An omelet is hard to make, no matter how you flip it


u dont flip an omelet. smh.

[Fig]

An omelet is hard to make, no matter how you flip it

Omelettes aint so hard.

[Not Dagel]

Flo diddly doesn't appeciate having poor name flops thrown at him. bleak great pic! Lol

Are you Flo Serious? You're name is a pathetic weak rip of Flo Rida. Get original, get alpha, get gains, get paid, nigga what?

[Flow]

Sorry, am i right in think YOUR telling me about weak name flips.... Its not like im called NOT flo rider...

Oh an also - flo was my first true love...good anecdote actually. If you would partake in me rambling for a few minutes. It all started when.....

I had just lost my first tooth, i was ever so excited, my mother told me to put it under my pillow an this so called "tooth fairy" would leave me money. I knew it had to be real because my dad wouldnt allow me money for something so trivial. Anyways that night i woke to see this beutiful girl, after a brief pause of shock and once i had my bearings, i engaged in gentle "chit chat" with her. From that moment i knew i had met my soul mate. I told everyone about her but they would deny her existence. I vowed that i would make sure all knew flo was infact real... I realised the only way this could happen was to bide my time, waiting for the one moment, then it hit me! Become a text based rapper an name myself flo real!!! Then her name would...your a bellend if you read this ;)

[Fig]

Pics or it didn't happen

[Not Dagel]

Sorry, am i right in think YOUR telling me about weak name flips.... Its not like im called NOT flo rider...

Oh an also - flo was my first true love...good anecdote actually. If you would partake in me rambling for a few minutes. It all started when.....

I had just lost my first tooth, i was ever so excited, my mother told me to put it under my pillow an this so called "tooth fairy" would leave me money. I knew it had to be real because my dad wouldnt allow me money for something so trivial. Anyways that night i woke to see this beutiful girl, after a brief pause of shock and once i had my bearings, i engaged in gentle "chit chat" with her. From that moment i knew i had met my soul mate. I told everyone about her but they would deny her existence. I vowed that i would make sure all knew flo was infact real... I realised the only way this could happen was to bide my time, waiting for the one moment, then it hit me! Become a text based rapper an name myself flo real!!! Then her name would...your a bellend if you read this ;)

I swear you're zomb because that shit was loony.

[Flow]

Son, your boring me

[Not Dagel]

Still waiting on your three thousand word diary entry about... what was it? Homosex? That's right.

[trap.]

5) When you hear the word "Africa" what comes to mind?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCca5mPMp9A

[Not Dagel]

For the record, Africa has quite a few developed first world places. It's just hard to shake the whole AIDs and warlords thing they got going on. (Thanks a lot Hollywood.)

[uh-oh]

the vast majority is aids warlords and poverty

you got south africa which is aight other then the whole hating black people society, then what else is there? egypt? might as well be the middle east. same with most of north africa like libya etc.

school me on whats developed and 1stworld like

[Not Dagel]

Angola, Somalia, Mauritius, the Seychelles, Libya, and Mauritius

[uh-oh]

nigga somalia is a hell hole. 1st world countries dump there waste in there oceans like fuck yalllll. next thing you know there rowing out with canoes and ak's pirating shit. angola looks dope from there website. but so does north korea. libya is where qadaffi was running shit right? didnt he die from getting stabbed in the butthole to death by a rebel uprising? i seen vice go in there and do a documentary bro that place aint no better than egypt. crazy motherfuckers with rockets from the 80's and shit and gmc vans lol. seychelles and mauritius is islands way off the coast of africa

you trollin yo

[Not Dagel]

nigga somalia is a hell hole. 1st world countries dump there waste in there oceans like fuck yalllll. next thing you know there rowing out with canoes and ak's pirating shit. angola looks dope from there website. but so does north korea. libya is where qadaffi was running shit right? didnt he die from getting stabbed in the butthole to death by a rebel uprising? i seen vice go in there and do a documentary bro that place aint no better than egypt. crazy motherfuckers with rockets from the 80's and shit and gmc vans lol. seychelles and mauritius is islands way off the coast of africa

you trollin yo

That's funny, broski. I went to all those countries. They were about as bad as LA or Mexico. They're still all considered first world countries.

Unless of course you have your own magic exclusive definition which would make you right all the time no matter what. I can't compete with that.

[uh-oh]

if you came to canton ohio and visited the football hall of fame everything here would seem nice and sweet. but go 10 blocks in any direction and your in hellllll

and mexico is terrible.

but word ive never left the country. all i know comes from documentaries and google

when i think of a first world country its a country that has its shit together. i guess by definition it just needs like plumbing and electricity or something? i dunno IM DRUNK

[Flow]

Love how you chucked LA an Mexico together with LIbya....yeah they the same...

[Split]

I think Uh-Oh is literally the smartest person on here, in every definition of the term,