Macy's is killing the department store game currently.

[PancakeBrah]

Bought two $65 ties and a $25 tie clip for less than $80.

Thank you based Macy's.

[dull boy]

Cool.

[Certain]

I need a new belt.

One issue with the world is that belts inherently get completely destroyed right around the one hole you use but stay in mint condition everywhere else. They need to solve this by creating more adjustable belts.

[Ghost1]

Macy's be overpriced, b.

We got outlets 10min from.my crib doe. Outlets da truf.

[PancakeBrah]

Cool.

It is cool. I had a nice conversation with the clerk as well, if you care to know. I was in confused wonderment over all of the specials. I asked "Sir, do I get this 25% off card for free? No charge!?" (the sir and exclamation point are for effect, I apologize). He said "No charge; it's valid through Monday." I could feel a twinge in my loins. I had just wanted two ties, seeing as how my collection is ruined because I am a simple man who does not think to remove ties from laundry hampers. But now? With 25% off? I go to the tie clip section. They're in little boxes, like jewelry. Which seemed excessive at the time but who am I to judge? I'm sure their marketing team did a study or researched the market and found that this faux presentation made their product seem high class. And they were fucking-a right it did. I perused the selection and made my choice; a silver piece with some subtle engraving but nothing flashy. A tie clip of substance. It says "I'm here, but not to cause trouble. I'm an earnest, hard working man but I'm not afraid to throw a few back on a Friday on the clock." I go back to the counter where I had previously purchased my ties. My friend the counterman was helping someone else. I spent a good five minutes walking through the store looking for an open customer service station. One had a couple, consisting of a heavyset woman and a man who had obviously given up on life, buying five bowls. Negative, keep it moving Dan. Next some old lady was buying sequence dresses. Another non-starter. Wait. What's that in the corner? An open servicewoman, that's what. I dart over, through the women's section (bras hhehehe) and make eye contact. That's right, lady, I'm here to buy shit. I make my purchase and leave with two Macy's bags and an overload of swag.

[PancakeBrah]

Macy's be overpriced, b.

We got outlets 10min from.my crib doe. Outlets da truf.

25% OFF ON TOP OF ITEMS ALREADY ON SALE.

[DLB]

pancakebrah's name is dan....

[Witty]

Why did you need ties for?

[PancakeBrah]

Work.

[PancakeBrah]

pancakebrah's name is dan....

That's Daniel to you, young man.

[Malachi]

JCPenny>>

[Fart]

cuz my chain hang low like Macy's

[Witty]

I also wear a tie for work.

It is tiresome.

[Ghost1]

I enjoyed ur story, Dancake

[Certain]

JCPenny>>

It's cheaper. It's also shittier. Much shittier.

[DLB]

That's Daniel to you, young man.

ok Dan

[PancakeBrah]

You're a rabble-rouser.

[DLB]

iel

[Witty]

My little brother is called Daniel, and it was nearly my name but my mother decided on Darryl instead.

[DLB]

Dare'll

[Ghost1]

Oh yea!

I found out ur stunt double at my gym is in highschool!

He must be baging gear into his.ass.

For shame.

Tomorrow when i see him again im gonna tell him i know hes not you.

[Witty]

Americans pronounce my name weird.

It is pronounced Dah-rill.

As in Dah-Rillest.

I just thought of that, I wish i had that idea when I was 14, i would so have used that.

[Malachi]

It's cheaper. It's also shittier. Much shittier.

i like the clothes ther better

[PancakeBrah]

Stay golden, Malachi.

[Witty]

You are right @tag

[Ghost1]

Boom


IT WAS ME HAHAHAHAHAHA.SEE WUT I DUN TO U!??!

[Witty]

Boom


IT WAS ME HAHAHAHAHAHA.SEE WUT I DUN TO U!??!

I haven't even called you a faggot in a few days, this was uncalled for and hurtful.

[dull boy]

lol @ fucking-a right, making eye contact, dancake and @tags

I worked for JCPenny's for 3 days. I stole things. I don't buy much. Why would you when you can have them and the money they're 'worth'? I would wear ties were I to have a position that required them. I kind of wish I did, just so I would have an excuse to dress like an asshole. Not saying you're assholes, just that you dress like them. Ties are excusable for certain situations. Going to the mall isn't one of them, imo. I refuse to add the word hipster to my vocabulary, but I'm referring to them mostly.

[PancakeBrah]

I was going to the mall to BUY a tie dullboy. Get it together.

I take my tie off as I leave my place of employment. I then drive to my place of residence and put on sweatpants and a hoodie. And a tie.

[Certain]

I stole a 20-ounce bottle of Coca-Cola Classic once. That's all I've ever stolen. I still feel remorse to this day.

[PancakeBrah]

My brother used to steal shit all the time from Wal-Mart. He had some sort of system wherein he would go to the fitting room and take off the tags or something. Then leave. With the shit in his pockets? I forget. He got caught stealing a red bull when he had $20 in his pocket. He's been on the straight and narrow ever since.

I've never stolen from an establishment.

[dull boy]

Remorse for what?

[dull boy]

I steal from my present employer, then I sell the items on an Ebay account I set up after I started working there. Made $300 last week. I suppose if I worked hard to build a company it would bother me to realize I had a thief working for me, but I do it to make ends meet. It's better than selling drugs, I figure. I've always been fascinated with being a criminal. I blame Aladdin. I'm a product of my environment and economy.

[Certain]

It's better than selling drugs, I figure.

I don't think I agree, but I'd have to do more contemplating on the issue to form a logical conclusion. I've never sold drugs, though.

[Ghost1]

Id say selling drugs is a more honest endeavor

[Certain]

I mean, if it's weed, sure. But what if it's heroin ... or crystal meth to suburban moms who then brutalize their children because they're tweaking?

[Ghost1]

Theyre gonna do that regardless

Thats the wrong way of looking at it.

As the drug dealer your providing a service to customers that are interested in a product you sell....both parties benefit in that regard.

As a thief.....the person getting robbed is at a loss.....every1 is not winning


Amd it just seems cowardly.....unless u on sum strong arm.robbery type.shit.....then that jist seems mean.

[PancakeBrah]

The 'people are going to drugs anyways' argument is incredibly short sighted.

[Certain]

Theyre gonna do that regardless

Thats the wrong way of looking at it.

As the drug dealer your providing a service to customers that are interested in a product you sell....both parties benefit in that regard.

As a thief.....the person getting robbed is at a loss.....every1 is not winning


Amd it just seems cowardly.....unless u on sum strong arm.robbery type.shit.....then that jist seems mean.

I mostly agree with you, only with more apostrophes.

[Split]

today i found out that i had failing midterms in MBM because my lab partner refused to fuck the socially retarded lab grader, and that i am passing MBM now with flying colors because my lab partner decides to suck the Professors dick

"yes, you can be. very. persuasive"- teacher to lab partner in engineering computer lab

[PancakeBrah]

hhehehe

[Certain]

Picture?

[Split]

Certain u don't want no part of these ratchet ass engineering hoes

[dull boy]

lol @ it's less cowardly if you strong arm

The logic in that is astounding. Hints at some masculinity, or morality you learned in bible school/the speech the DARE officer gave that one Tuesday in the library. It's less cowardly to physically frighten and terrorize a person than to quietly and peacefully take something? That's precious.

The business I'm stealing from is run by a man who is literally a millionaire. He starts people off at $10 an hour. There are things in the warehouse that are covered with dust from the '80s. If I can sell a grand worth of things to buy Christmas for my son, or pay bills that need to be paid in an economic system with this wide of a lower and upper class wealth disparity, then I'm going to do it and not think twice.

As far as selling drugs... I don't care if they're going to do it regardless. I'm not going to be the one to give them their poison. If you know a girl is having a train run on her, why not join in? I mean, what's one more dick forced upon her?

Weed isn't a drug.

[Certain]

Certain u don't want no part of these ratchet ass engineering hoes

http://i.imgflip.com/p7qv.jpg

[Split]

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/s720x720/380141_4626865066424_1668946881_n.jpg

Brb skeletor
Brb giant whore
Brb white knighted by entire engineering school
Brb MechE virgins of peace

[PancakeBrah]

Strong telephone

[Split]

Lol didn't notice the coordination w. Black and white filter

[Split]

that denim stitching isn't period correct

[Certain]

I'd hit it. I wouldn't brag about it, though.

[NYCSPITZ]

split fucking these engineering bitches...

[dull boy]

Eric Stoltz sister from Mask. Momma Fertilli's only daughter. Didn't drop her as many times as Sloth.

[Ryan 12]

the lower half of her face is that of a mans

[Ryan 12]

DLB

ur name is fagg0t


ur second name is pussy



ur nickname is fagussy

[Certain]

She's not masculine, just a standard-issue shovel face.

[Ryan 12]

http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/_1547-.png

[DLB]

DLB

ur name is fagg0t


ur second name is pussy



ur nickname is fagussy

dia's funnier than u and dude's a troll in real life

get your act together


i lol'd @ skeletor dude, wow how she got the crimson chin but timmy turner buckteeth tho, wow

[Ryan 12]

dia's funnier than u and dude's a troll in real life

get your act together


i lol'd @ skeletor dude, wow how she got the crimson chin but timmy turner buckteeth tho, wow

i came up with the best response/insult for u


i spent a year working on it










ur a fagg0t

[DLB]

YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

what a fag

g0t/

u are a

fag

g0t

why do u spell this as fag



g0t

fag

g0t

[DLB]

ryan 12 is a fag

g0t

[Ryan 12]

now ur really proving ur a fagg0t

[Split]

http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/_1547-.png

lmfao

[...the Nagger]

I shop at Macy's daily

they aren't overpriced at all, funny ppl think that.

go in macys, they always have sales that yo don't realize until you get to the register

Macy's > Express

[...the Nagger]

It's cheaper. It's also shittier. Much shittier.

this, but they got levis tho

a good selection,

[Ghost1]

I shop at Macy's daily

they aren't overpriced at all, funny ppl think that.

go in macys, they always have sales that yo don't realize until you get to the register

Macy's > Express

Their sales r nice.....but im not trynna pay full price on this seasons polo line up......cmon.....95bucks for a rugby polo? Nahhhhh

[...the Nagger]

Their sales r nice.....but im not trynna pay full price on this seasons polo line up......cmon.....95bucks for a rugby polo? Nahhhhh

but you talk as if you would have a choice lol

the retail price is the retail price. it don't matter what store you enter bro

and in two weeks those shirts will be 80

[Water]

I just take ties out of the locker room when everyone is working out. No really though Burlington Coat Factory has ties out the ass and around $7-$14 a pop.

[Diode]

no mention of kohl's da god?

we don't have any of the big 3 down here (jcp, macys, nordstrom).. just belk. belk is okay.

kohl's sells the same shit for less, though.

[...the Nagger]

$7 FOR A TIE?

[...the Nagger]

no mention of kohl's da god?

we don't have any of the big 3 down here (jcp, macys, nordstrom).. just belk. belk is okay.

kohl's sells the same shit for less, though.

I have an ex that works in the only Kohls out here

yea, never goin there :(

[Water]

$7 FOR A TIE?

Yea I mean im not talking Brooks Brothers, but they have CK, Hilfiger, Geoffery Beene, etc. What you would find at Macy's.

[...the Nagger]

word

[Ghost1]

Copped a 200.00 brooks brothers long sleeve polo at the salvation army for 3bucks last week

[Diode]

lol @ that salvation army being a fence for rawns stolen goods

you got rawnmo on your polo :(

[PancakeBrah]

I bought Michael Kors ties. Idk shit about fashion or brands but they were pricey so I figured they were good. Lel

[...the Nagger]

I was looking at some michael khors coats the other day

they were kinda clean. there were like under 200 in dilliards