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CtrlF4
12-07-2013, 10:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FwwoFzp.jpg?1

Masaii
12-07-2013, 10:35 PM
This pecker smoking faggot been dumpster diving for serated fingers at rawns clinic to penetrate his rectum

CtrlF4
12-07-2013, 10:35 PM
Ol Dan Connor wardrobe havin ass

Wilson from tool time sweater havin ass

Spiderman no powers lookin ass

Moved.

CtrlF4
12-07-2013, 10:36 PM
This nigga got diabolical eyebrows

Masaii
12-07-2013, 10:37 PM
Will the Downsyndrome shady pls stand up

Destroyer
12-07-2013, 10:38 PM
Matthew Mitchell looking mafaaacka

Masaii
12-07-2013, 10:39 PM
Dawsons creek: faces of meth edition.

Boredom
12-07-2013, 10:39 PM
kid looks like a more frail version of ellen DegGeneres

couldn't even throw hands with a powerpuff girl

CtrlF4
12-07-2013, 10:41 PM
JT from step by step lookin ass

Masaii
12-07-2013, 10:42 PM
Avril lavine on a test booster

Nigma
12-07-2013, 10:43 PM
Do better

Masaii
12-07-2013, 10:45 PM
Dudes mouth is a gravitational vortex for penis

Ryan 12
12-07-2013, 10:49 PM
told the botox injector (aka his mom) to model his upper lip after angelina jolie




1 third face, 3 quarter forehead (lmao @ dudes fringe doing a horrible job of distraction)




fagg0t got the facial structure of a 3 yr old

Sharp
12-07-2013, 10:55 PM
both of his nicknames end in '-ie'

Ryan 12
12-07-2013, 11:01 PM
Erik van foreheid



Vincent Von Fagg0t

Ryan 12
12-07-2013, 11:04 PM
lmao dude rockin the facial expression of a robotic corpse

Vulgar
12-07-2013, 11:21 PM
baahahaha I knew he would look like this

Split Eight Jr. over here

looks like Orc and Snoop adopted Detour's facial skin

Vulgar
12-07-2013, 11:22 PM
Ol' Tim Allen if he tried to rescue E.T. lookin ass

Vulgar
12-07-2013, 11:24 PM
You look like an Austrian unibomber that went soft.

Vulgar
12-07-2013, 11:25 PM
Lookin like the vending machine kingpin.

Vulgar
12-07-2013, 11:26 PM
You look like you were born in a panic room & never left

Vulgar
12-07-2013, 11:27 PM
ayo who buys weed from District 9??

Masaii
12-07-2013, 11:29 PM
http://www.whatever-dude.com/wdimages/dposts/dawson.jpg

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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2wOlzmje3H8/UQOo9m5oyHI/AAAAAAAADm8/EBs_nKKdz2g/s320/Avril+Lavigne+3.jpg

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http://www.michaelshouse.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/crystal-meth.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/FwwoFzp.jpg?1

Vulgar
12-07-2013, 11:30 PM
http://mlkshk.com/r/255

Vulgar
12-07-2013, 11:31 PM
Jimmy Gluetron

NYCSPITZ
12-07-2013, 11:35 PM
slayed @ masaii's last shit and most of vulgar's

Split
12-07-2013, 11:36 PM
this nigga is a rainbow on the autism spectrum

Split
12-07-2013, 11:38 PM
lookin like he got a fantastic Black Friday deal on some hep c

Ryan 12
12-07-2013, 11:39 PM
Michael Toogay



Robocock




E.T never leaves earth





Lookin like a soft dude who went softer




The White Beyond

Ryan 12
12-07-2013, 11:40 PM
Split Fake Jnr.

Ryan 12
12-07-2013, 11:40 PM
Jason Unborne

DLB
12-07-2013, 11:41 PM
this nigga look like Alvin Karpis if he got that God0fWar edge up

son's bangs cover up half his forehead and half of it is already huge enough smh

son looks like Peyton Manning at age 12

Sharp
12-07-2013, 11:42 PM
this nigga is a rainbow on the autism spectrum

lol

Split
12-07-2013, 11:42 PM
He was conceived in a Nordic Combine. neither of his parents medalled

Ryan 12
12-07-2013, 11:44 PM
http://liberalvalues.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/matt-smith-doctor-who-001.jpg

PancakeBrah
12-07-2013, 11:47 PM
This young man looks retarded.

PancakeBrah
12-07-2013, 11:47 PM
Gregory Chystal with a dash of down syndrome set through Instagram's "90's Grunge" filter.

Vulgar
12-07-2013, 11:49 PM
lookin like he serves ice cream at a Porn Palace

PancakeBrah
12-07-2013, 11:50 PM
Eats Life Cereal in a cardboard box while writing mystical open mics.

Vulgar
12-07-2013, 11:50 PM
lookin like the poster boy for O-TraumaCare

Ryan 12
12-07-2013, 11:51 PM
Doctor Who... the fuck let this fagg0t live




God of War's little brother endures autism




The last of the Homohicans




Scientific paper; "On the effects of leaving out crucial chromosomes"

PancakeBrah
12-07-2013, 11:51 PM
Coordinates his flannel game with his mood. Today was 'Perriwinkle Faggot'

Vulgar
12-07-2013, 11:51 PM
dude turned Gilligan's Island into a delirium asylum

Ryan 12
12-07-2013, 11:52 PM
Peter Pancake

PancakeBrah
12-07-2013, 11:53 PM
Real life name is Lorenzo McGriddle.

Ryan 12
12-07-2013, 11:53 PM
Simon Cowbells Jnr

Vulgar
12-07-2013, 11:54 PM
if you leave a rooster's egg inside the carcass of a snow elk for eighty days, this pale creature will emerge

Vulgar
12-07-2013, 11:54 PM
Robitussen Rob

Ryan 12
12-07-2013, 11:55 PM
Tom Bruised




looking like a prepubescent matt damon conditioned by meth

Vulgar
12-07-2013, 11:56 PM
lookin like Anne Frank's secret stepbrother 'Young Schmidt'

Ryan 12
12-07-2013, 11:57 PM
Too pussy to kill himself




Rise of the fagg0tor raptor

Vulgar
12-07-2013, 11:57 PM
Please give Erin Brockavich back a healthy son

Ryan 12
12-07-2013, 11:58 PM
lookin like Anne Frank's secret stepbrother 'Young Schmidt'

lmaooo0o

PancakeBrah
12-07-2013, 11:58 PM
Writes Rihanna fanfiction.

Pent uP
12-07-2013, 11:58 PM
Robitussen Rob

leaned also @pan's fanfiction

Ryan 12
12-07-2013, 11:58 PM
Peter Sircocksky

Vulgar
12-07-2013, 11:59 PM
lookin like he lives on the abandoned ship from The Day After Tomorrow

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:01 AM
Lookin like a reject form Rhyme Asylum

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:01 AM
Basement Dweller lvl 75

DLB
12-08-2013, 12:01 AM
nigma is that faggot on xbox live who cusses quietly so his mom won't hear him

if he ages anymore he's gonna look like a blonde Elliot Stabler w/ bangs

somehow Stan survived and took up being a topical faggot who wrote all his OMs about his undying love of Eminem

Pent uP
12-08-2013, 12:02 AM
James Vanderbeeks thug cousin

Vulgar
12-08-2013, 12:02 AM
lookin like he redesigned the tectonic plates to serve him stale coleslaw

PancakeBrah
12-08-2013, 12:02 AM
Starts every morning off with 20 jumping jacks and the immolation of three sewer rats at the alter of Vishnu.

Vulgar
12-08-2013, 12:02 AM
Lifeguard for adult swim

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:03 AM
Defines his life experience as experimental

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:04 AM
Descendant of the last surviving member of the Chernobyl 3000

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:04 AM
Christmas reminds him of how poor he is

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:05 AM
Exists on the 3rd plane of fagg0try

Vulgar
12-08-2013, 12:05 AM
Lookin like a morse code laboratory inspector

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:06 AM
Speaks 1 language - typos

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:08 AM
Co-starred with Ryan Reynolds in Buried as the surrounding dirt

PancakeBrah
12-08-2013, 12:08 AM
Patient X of the Great Lice Plague of Detroit in 1997

DLB
12-08-2013, 12:09 AM
son got that 50 shades of unibrow going on

Vulgar
12-08-2013, 12:10 AM
lookin like he stands outside the Church of Scientology every Sunday night with a microwave deflector and a Casablanca Collector's Edition t-shirt

Vulgar
12-08-2013, 12:10 AM
Leave It to Cleaver

DLB
12-08-2013, 12:11 AM
son looks like he cries while he plays Kingdom Hearts

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:12 AM
preforms solos of Carol of bells at abortion clinics

Vulgar
12-08-2013, 12:12 AM
Resident Sméagol

Hardy Flanagan the Flagrant Doozy

lookin like the spitball sleuth

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:13 AM
first patient at St. Luke's Hospital's new internet-related emergency ward

DLB
12-08-2013, 12:13 AM
u whopper jr ass nigga

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:14 AM
sits on the 666th floor of the Burg Al Khalifa awaiting Helmut Bakais with the code for Zion's freedom

Vulgar
12-08-2013, 12:15 AM
He wrote a book called Table Etiquette for Zombies

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:16 AM
double 0' fagg0t - never says anything

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:19 AM
first survivor of mexico's quarantine ward to speak out and get disowned by the public

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:20 AM
his life is narrated by Steve Buscemi

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:20 AM
steals clothes from the $1 shop

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:21 AM
philosophy of his life includes excerpts from Ayn Rand's suicide notes

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:21 AM
has no idea what water is

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:22 AM
bathes in his own urine

PancakeBrah
12-08-2013, 12:23 AM
Unironically calls himself Dimebag Darrell

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:23 AM
refers to himself as The Ectomorphic Overlord

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:24 AM
The Cow Herder; How to exist solely on blades of grass


by Jonathan Thirsty

Vulgar
12-08-2013, 12:25 AM
Poet laureate of Malnutritionville

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:26 AM
The Butterfly Effect; a road to Nilhism


by Stephen Hawkchins

DLB
12-08-2013, 12:27 AM
Kurt Angle meets Big Bird ass nigga

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:27 AM
The glass is half broken

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:27 AM
There is no water in the glass

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:27 AM
Fuck water fagg0t

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:27 AM
H20 sucks balls

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:28 AM
i hate rain

Vulgar
12-08-2013, 12:29 AM
Culpepper the Magnadoodle Enforcer

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:30 AM
Atheism; How I was forced to believe it



By Richard Dork-ins

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:31 AM
boasts about his life as a janitor at Special Needs High

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:32 AM
Favorite Food: Raw Tilapia

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:33 AM
Exists on a fried Cassava diet

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:35 AM
Smeagol; Life in the Big City


Chapter 1: The Makeover

Smeagol grows a fringe

Chapter 2: The Decline

Smeagol becomes a cracker and dies

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:36 AM
there is no spoon

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:37 AM
Keanu Pees; Enter the failtrix

Split
12-08-2013, 12:43 AM
that is the face of a man who has never not eaten with plastic utensils

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:46 AM
that is the face of a man who has never not eaten with plastic utensils

there is no spoon



lmao @ the unintended connection

Split
12-08-2013, 12:48 AM
Huffs freshly opened tennis ball cans

Split
12-08-2013, 12:54 AM
his spirit animal is a Dinotopia box set in hardcover

Split
12-08-2013, 12:55 AM
has a recurring nightmare where MLK would call him a nigger to his face

Split
12-08-2013, 12:58 AM
prefers to call his line of work rim-based occupational assistance at his Magic: Xmas gatherings

Ryan 12
12-08-2013, 12:59 AM
works at the soup kitchen as the Great Stirrer

Certain
12-08-2013, 01:31 AM
Canada's homeless have health insurance.

trap.
12-08-2013, 09:58 AM
- Went as Everlast circa 1994 for Halloween and hasn't taken the costume off yet.

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/a/a5/Jndeagle-2.jpg/500px-Jndeagle-2.jpg

Adonis
12-08-2013, 01:39 PM
Nigma is a true weed head...literally


Only keeps long bangs to clean his pipe

Adonis
12-08-2013, 01:42 PM
beginnings of the worlds best Come OVer


It's never too soon

Adonis
12-08-2013, 01:46 PM
If Nigma drew on his eye brows he could play that stereotypical Latina Gangster chick from the movies

CtrlF4
12-08-2013, 06:02 PM
Hardcore Holly lookin ass

Suthaveli
12-08-2013, 06:08 PM
yo look like Dewy from Malcolm in the Middle

anime_boners
12-09-2013, 11:08 AM
ol Dildo Faggins, Fellowship of the O-Ring ass nigga.