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02-16-2013, 03:19 PM
$pitacular

dog you a weird mufucka... so I never get mad when you push me
n' I don't know what to make of your name, all I know is your dad is a pussy
I'm taking the win. watch me leave your rep thrashed when I rob
cuz I let you play me for a sucker, n' you left a fucking rash on my knob
There's no hope, ima beat your face until it's like you can't even see son
but I'm proud of you.. you didn't use no quotes, and none of your punches'll be one
I know you dread it I'm deadin dudes.. who ain't capable of nice writes
tho you gotta bright future ahead of you.. filled with inescapable white light
what worse, you're next to cook.. even though we know $pits icy
your verse ain't worth a second look, but a second place fits nicely
I'm dope just face the facts. don't fight me you'll never beat me
It's only safe to say I'm wack, cuz it's unlikely you'll ever meet me
ya passionate and hateful.. ungrateful ego maniac focused to kill this
honestly homie you're like a young $pit.. minus all the dopeness n' realness
I'm untouchable.. ya best efforts collapse when I sink your chin
It took a smoka to ban me.. but it takes a crackhead to think you'll win
always talking shit.. fighting with dudes like you're startin a brawl
Ironic you said Deons better than you.. n' dog nobody argued at all
ya writing's inconsistant, all over the place.. couldn't bash a freestyle
n' you only have a format, cuz I pinned you down past the three count
I'm fed n' I'm ready.. It's tragic dog you're practically deaded already
I'd make it easy n' just wave my magic wand but ya girl's head is so heavy
fuck ya crew too faggot, throw em at me I'll diminish ya mob
n' yeah you're only half black, but homie I'm here to finish the job
ya herb dealer got snitched on.. out here in cali weed's explodin
how you gonna bust shots at me? you're bitch ass can't even get loaded
ya verse's gettin demolished. I'm polished in one strike you die
I'd just say 'good try Muff'.. except I really don't like to lie
gettin government relief, fuck that I just wrecked ya whole enjoyment
cuz I worked you so bad, you can't even collect ya unemployment

Father Muff

Fuckin lame. N i think its miraculous
That u would ever create that name because its a clever play on "spectacular"
You fulla old cliches..and conceptually we know youve seen hell
Coz like salvation army volunteers..most of your lines seem to ring bells
And spit cant feed his kids but he seems to try
But puttin a dollar sign in his name wont make his pockets increase in size
Fucker needs a job.sure i'll help him through his hardships
Checked the classifieds
There was a job for "declining in skill" and I called Spit
But don’t worry..ill work you part time
N make your Comfort Inn..like where ur fam is during harsh times
Plus i think i speak for most when noones likin this dude
They only vote for you..coz u might take your own life if you lose.
Hey spit..mad no show wins you totin you flamer.”
But hows it feel to finally get votes..n have NONE of em go in ya favor?
Mr lightsaber...this asswhoopin'll spawn attention
Coz ya verses arent pact' with punches..u just want one of non aggression
Sure your rhymes appeal to bitches..were not shittin ya
But Your writtens are for the birds'....and its the vultures in particular.
Dude does the name Hannibal Lector sound familiar?
Coz ill turn you to a New Dehli’ and that’ll pretty much be the India’
And he loves the kids..he brings em comfort in their slumber
But someone call the Feds..coz to him Agent’ nothing but a number.
U over lay’s house sober laughin
Playing him in star wars racing..but its only his balls that you overlappin
N seein that slut you married is the real demise
Just lookin at that bitch makes me want jeepers creepers to steal my eyes.
You rant about NOTHING. but Im not mindin it yo
Spit’s had many Episodes..
but he seems to only watch luke vs vader 20 times in a row..
And in conclusion..the votes’ll make you weep when their read
Plus you aint discussed’..thats just what youll feel upon leavin this thread.

Winner: $pitacular