Increasing swag thread

[NYCSPITZ]

This thread is to increase swag. Post at least 3 things one can do to elevate their swag IMMEDIATELY. Go.

Example:

1. Approach a dime piece, doesn't matter what you say but maintain an arrogant smirk as you speak to her, all the while imagining a vivid picture of her taking a disgusting wet shit while she's in pain and begging you to give her hemorrhoid cream

2. Tell her you HATE HER...wait for a reaction of hatred or surprise, the say "because that dress/shirt is gonna make me shamelessly hit on you all night."

3. Tell her she has an accent and identify it ridiculously (ie nigerian if she's white) then segway into convo.

[Ghost1]

Lol@3

Hahaha

[Geno]

Or simply ask..

"Can I hit that raw"

[trap.]

Walk up to a shorty looking like this;

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BC_JKd5CMAA4LyT.jpg

[Ghost1]

Lmfao@general thornberry

[trap.]

That shit even looks huge from the front, huh? LOL.

[Scott Akers]

white girls don't even know what swag is tho.

[Fig]

This is a 3-point swag procedure

1. Get those accessories up to date bruh. What you wanna do is cop a pair of leather spanks, a custom fubu blazer, some shag rug timbalands, and for that whip appeal, get your ass behind the wheel of a convertible jetta, on 30" dubs, no joke.

SWAG

2. Alright, so you're dripping swag at this point, but you're guna need an easily accessible place for all the broadies to flock to you. Well first thing, jump in that pimp ass jetta and bump return of the mack by my nigga Mark Morrison. Now pull up to your local YMCA. The girlys will be lining up to your jetta door, waiting for you to gobble their bean like a mexican chicken. Pick bout', fo' o' five a them bitchez out, then haul out that motherfucker.

SWAG

3. Now you got you some bitches, a fly ride, and those skins lookin up. What you missing now, is a big cock in your ass. Yup, as a matter of fact, a big black one. Get that over with, and you'll be full fledged

SWAG