Sooo. No tailgating allowed at the Superbowl?

[Fart]

fuckin gay. I was gonna everything in my power to go, too, if the Hawks end up there
idk anymore .

[namix]

i mean, the tailgating is happening whether they like it or not.


the NFL, nay, american law as a whole, is powerless against a NFL fanbase who has been in training camp all season, in some cases for decades: shotgunning beers, "discretely" integrating kegs into their campers, and drinking anything in liquid form in a parking lot while pissing anywhere they want until they have to walk a chick to the porter potty, and, in doing so, smell the distinct scent of blood from a drunken asshole in the air mixed with a hint of mary j. along the way.

that's happening whether they like it or not yo lol

[Strikta]

How would they not allow that tho??

Fucking stupid.

& I'd tailgate any damn way.

[Diode]

i mean, the tailgating is happening whether they like it or not.


the NFL, nay, american law as a whole, is powerless against a NFL fanbase who has been in training camp all season, in some cases for decades: shotgunning beers, "discretely" integrating kegs into their campers, and drinking anything in liquid form in a parking lot while pissing anywhere they want until they have to walk a chick to the porter potty, and, in doing so, smell the distinct scent of blood from a drunken asshole in the air mixed with a hint of mary j. along the way.

that's happening whether they like it or not yo lol

you aren't familiar with the port authority and NJ DOT, I see.

trust me when i say if it's banned, it will stay banned, or you will get charged with terrorist activity and whatever else they feel like throwing at you.

[Mike Wrecka]

the cost of the ticket alone would be enough to deter you. fuck the no tailgating part

[Masaii]

What is this tailgating at the superbowl you speak of?

[Strikta]

U don't know what tailgating is?

[namix]

you aren't familiar with the port authority and NJ DOT, I see.

trust me when i say if it's banned, it will stay banned, or you will get charged with terrorist activity and whatever else they feel like throwing at you.

bro, i don't need to be familiar with shit to know if I pay for a superbowl ticket, i'm getting it in.

fortunately for everyone else i'm not a 'terrorist threat' until the Browns get where they're going lol.

[Masaii]

U don't know what tailgating is?

You just mean tailing a car through parking gates right? Where does the party come into that? Or do people that tailgate have a tightass party in the carpark where they celebrate being tightasses?

[PancakeBrah]

People park in or around the parking lot of a stadium and conglomerate around barbeque, alcohol, and general merriment prior to the start of an athletic endeavor, often for hours. These particular hours slip through your fingertips like some fine granule as you bask in the anticipatory revelry, ensconced in good company.

[StarFaggot]

You just mean tailing a car through parking gates right? Where does the party come into that? Or do people that tailgate have a tightass party in the carpark where they celebrate being tightasses?

Lol'ed

[Badweather]

Lmao-borghini

[Strikta]

Yeah.. what.. Cake said.