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02-16-2013, 07:18 PM
$pitacular

you're full of lies. "I never bit", "I never paid to win". yeah right.
so you do 6 miles of cardio. but dog. you can't run away from your life



the facts they fit. you ushered in the era of biting & lack of wit.
president of wack. causing a campaign everytime they snap a pic
I'll be real. there was a time I thought you were tight with sick lines
I remember clearly. it was that six month stretch when you bit mine
this time I'm clownin a bitch. get your mouth pounded & split
I'm firing on all cylinders.. and you're about as round as it gets
now I'm sealing it in stone, only the truest last forever.
Im potent <-- and you just define those two words smashed together
back to sever. once I drop you'll be reeling I'm wrecking thesis
on the hunt for prey. n' my verse got you kneeling & begging Jesus
we've been thru alot.. I know you think we're close despite it.
but I'm gonna write the dopest cyanide punch EVER & hope you bite it
bitch don't deny it. you graduated from a school of posers.
you might have a dope phone but Atrix not gonna fool the voters.
yeah that's relevant. easy to see the fact's, you're so related
I knew you were with At&t, cuz U-verse's wack and overrated
you're a liar & tool. throw you in the flames until the fire is full
I don't know why you're fucking cows when you desirable
you're not a man homie.. so I really doubt if you're stout.
the only hair on your chest is what fell out of your scalp.
been trying to rap for years. your voice is sucking so stop
here's a hint.. a tuning fork isn't for grubbing on slop
your concepts suck. shouldn't have to decipher what they mean
cuz ideal punches and right now you're looking like a fucking fiend
you tell us you never bit. always try & deceive dudes
but the buzz is, what you must have if you think we believe you
true art is back. but the U.S. is broke, times are hard it's fact.
good thing about the deficit means they can't hear your garbage rap
I'll put it bluntly. don't act brave. you're bitter & played
it's that age old question, what came first? ..the Chrit or the Egg
you suck at everything. even your day job testified you're weak.
don't know if you commute, or I make you too petrified to speak
I see you try & fool these writers. for now I'll prove he's biter
someday my lines will be forgotten.. then all the sudden you'll be fire
pumpin steroids, drinkin liquor. no wonder you sick & live a lie
I hope keep abusing your body.. cuz no one cares if ya liver die.

Chrit

Ur feature in the mag was alright, but I cant say that you started off right
you forgot your trademark step 1... find an idiom site or some archives
The rest was preachy n trite, and a total waste of all of ur time
hell, I almost applauded your concept nobody will fall for your lies
If you think his gloatin is cool, Ill prove he's over the hill
$pit loves starting in pole position, so he can smoke em at will
This hoe'll get killed, for sure he'll be showing his best flips
so we'll see $pit outrageous, n cuss out the league for voting against him
Spending Friday with us instead of ur kid, Im sure she's missing you badly
atleast tomorrow she'll have Sat mourning, the messy death of her daddy
It takes effort when bestin this cheat, in an effort to forget my fatigue
against $pit I'll just flip him the bird, and he'll flip the rest of the league
Im quick when stunning this fake, I bet he cant keep up with the pace
so it'll be a knee-jerk reaction as Im clinching n busting his face
F'real its not a surprise, how he got with that slut of a wife
$pit's what every woman wishes for, a tiny pussy that aint had a job in its life
ur daughter is needing friends, I aint talking about her eating when
she always has a fruit by the foot, talking $pit outta leaving again
Ask about his green card status, Bet money that he'll just plead dumb
so if we settle it like gents and fence, he'll just jump it n run for his freedom
This spick is a failure and puke, but f'real that avy is cute,
but to be accurate, all thats missing is a sign and a box fulla fruit
Take advantage of this league, so when reading lines from this geek
Voters'll swear his disses are outta the Blue... Bayou archive this week
Dead presidents represent me, and in stayin true to form kid
ur lines aint current, see and are as old as the dudes that adorn it
I'll go overboard when I smash you, leave all of your family rattled
like father, like son...ned, is what his daughter'll tell him regarding the battle
in the deep water now,that cheating n biting'll leave this tard shanked
so now voters sea world's of reasons that are makin this shark tank
When seeing this battle on paper, im sure to be fading this faker
too bad we cant hold a proper battle when all ur embracing is failure
This fag cant afford to lose while I'm known for bombing on bitches
so the second he sees this reality check he'll head back n start on the dishes
Nobody see's the genius in $pit, so when I'm busting this kid
Ill remind him, great minds think alike... able verse from you doesnt exist
People ask me to help him, I tried, but f'real this dude is the dumb type
I'm like, yo $pit, try Grindtime, but the fool would just rub on my thigh
catching a loss, when it comes to ur edge ur losin it boss
so when this battle turns heads, ur face just got too gruesome to watch

Winner: $pitacular