Playoffs Round 2 chat and predictions

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/uCOgGyz.png

Hello, all. Thanks for a good turnout in Round 1. The Core Four heavyweights are back in this bitch, though.

Here are your matchups, with topics to come when the Core Four have decided:

No. 1 Vulgar vs. No. 9 Diode
No. 2 Vividlyvague vs. No. 7 NYCSPITZ
No. 3 Certain vs. No. 6 Frank
No. 4 Mr. J vs. No. 5 PancakeBrah

This round will be either quotes or pictures, at Mike Wrecka's discretion.

[e11even]

I'm here. Hi guys. Hello. Hola.

[NYCSPITZ]

vividly vague u "disgust me pussy" like a kitten w. AIDS, asshole gaping, the spirit of gays, my style stay fly like a muhfucka committed to planes flying over the giza plateau's prisms amazed

[Certain]

Threads are created. Remember, the top four seeds will get to select their topics out of three choices supplied, provided they respond in a timely manner.
Frank, I'll spare you the trouble of archive digging. Everything I've posted on this site is cataloged here: http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=30567

With that, I'm going to bed.

[NYCSPITZ]

word dope lookin lineup tho...every single matchup is potentially BOTW imo if both competitors bring it

[Frank]

Threads are created. Remember, the top four seeds will get to select their topics out of three choices supplied, provided they respond in a timely manner.
Frank, I'll spare you the trouble of archive digging. Everything I've posted on this site is cataloged here: http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=30567

With that, I'm going to bed.

CertCertanain,.hurry up and pick my topic

[NYCSPITZ]

diode's check in j sounds dirty

[Diode]

diode's check in j sounds dirty

<3

[Mike Wrecka]

ok all core four members have been given two topic choices. Certain has picked his out of the two choices i gave him already.


if i dont recieve an answer by tonight i will select one of the two for each remaining topicless battle.

so they will be up tonight folks

[Frank]

Yo, What was the other picture? Just curious. It seems that the topics have been given with a pre existing premise.

Why not choose a picture/topic that continues to challenge the writer rather than pigeonhole them?

Our first battle was tearz and now a woman crying. How original.

[Certain]

The other option was this:

http://i.imgur.com/KmECtn9.jpg

[NYCSPITZ]

u should pic some of the shit vulgar posts in discussion, those pics r boring. Prob can write cool verses to them yeah but that shit he has pops out

[Certain]

I'm not sure what Mike Wrecka's theme is this week. I'm guessing it's facial expressions?

[e11even]

The other option was this:

http://i.imgur.com/KmECtn9.jpg

I picked this one. Because i'm cool like that.

[Mike Wrecka]

the theme this week is EMOTIONS

each picture depicts a human emotion

[NYCSPITZ]

i can't even decipher that shit...fear? surprise? fear, loathing, and disgust combined? she looks like she went to a porn casting titled "Old white GILF taken by MONSTER black cock...in front of her entire family!!!!"

[Mike Wrecka]

Yo, What was the other picture? Just curious. It seems that the topics have been given with a pre existing premise.

Why not choose a picture/topic that continues to challenge the writer rather than pigeonhole them?

Our first battle was tearz and now a woman crying. How original.

Frank is annoyed. I have succeeded.

[NYCSPITZ]

actually the raised forehead displays authenticity while the open mouth is an indicator of shock. She is also holding her hands up in a defensive posture. Her left hand is more tense and awkwardly held; she is a righty. Her eyes are slightly drawn and her chin is held back but she still seems to be holding her ground - shock predominates over fear here. Her hair has been recently curled - there is a new sheen to it though not greased, and her locks are steady. She is married. Her more traditional blouse leaves no exposure of the neckline. Clearly this is an indicator of how deeply she is connected to sexual relations - sex is not a game to her, she doesn't justify it as a playful act. No, she hides her sexuality because she gets so involved during sex that she can be controlled by it and left too vulnerable. She needs a real man to pull her latent sexuality out while at the same time respecting her boundaries. Pearl necklace, her husband gave it to her. Yes she might have gotten it herself because she appreciates things like this but her bland blouse and psychological profile leads to her husband's procurement of the jewlerly - she is too timid to flaunt such things except at fancy dinner parties, where she becomes a tad looser knowing she's not the only one acting fake tonight, she's not the only one there for reasons of social propriety and manipulation and she's not the only one there to have an affair. There it is. Jk I just watched Sherlock season 2 finale though and I wanted to do that.

[Certain]

actually the raised forehead displays authenticity while the open mouth is an indicator of shock. She is also holding her hands up in a defensive posture. Her left hand is more tense and awkwardly held; she is a righty. Her eyes are slightly drawn and her chin is held back but she still seems to be holding her ground - shock predominates over fear here. Her hair has been recently curled - there is a new sheen to it though not greased, and her locks are steady. She is married. Her more traditional blouse leaves no exposure of the neckline. Clearly this is an indicator of how deeply she is connected to sexual relations - sex is not a game to her, she doesn't justify it as a playful act. No, she hides her sexuality because she gets so involved during sex that she can be controlled by it and left too vulnerable. She needs a real man to pull her latent sexuality out while at the same time respecting her boundaries. Pearl necklace, her husband gave it to her. Yes she might have gotten it herself because she appreciates things like this but her bland blouse and psychological profile leads to her husband's procurement of the jewlerly - she is too timid to flaunt such things except at fancy dinner parties, where she becomes a tad looser knowing she's not the only one acting fake tonight, she's not the only one there for reasons of social propriety and manipulation and she's not the only one there to have an affair. There it is. Jk I just watched Sherlock season 2 finale though and I wanted to do that.

I love when he does that.

Now go write a verse.

[Mike Wrecka]

BOOM , Encouragement!

[PancakeBrah]

Frank is a pap smear.

[Mike Wrecka]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIqtApWRtEM

[PancakeBrah]

Frank wrote about Nelson Mandela last week.

lol

[Mike Wrecka]

you know how MLB and NFL and NBA secretly root for certain teams to make the finals for rating purposes.

im doing that with my league right now.

[Certain]

you know how MLB and NFL and NBA secretly root for certain teams to make the finals for rating purposes.

im doing that with my league right now.

HEY FUCK YOU MAN.

[Mike Wrecka]

what I didn't even say what final I was rooting for

[Mike Wrecka]

vulgar vs diode topic up. im gonna give mr. j like another hour and that's it

[Certain]

what I didn't even say what final I was rooting for

Oh. OK. Sorry.

I'm rooting for Mr. J.

[Mike Wrecka]

mr. j vs vividlyvague would be the golden standard that all other finals would measured up against for the rest of eternity

[Certain]

Round 3.

Vividlyvague obviously would drop 300 lines.

[Mike Wrecka]

im just posting a lot cause I want to look at my new avy. I assume your all doing the same

[PancakeBrah]

Oh. OK. Sorry.

I'm rooting for Mr. J.

Then there was the tempered sound of silence as a rift formed between them. No words spoken but both felt the changing of the air. A bit more pungent, the faintest difference.

[NYCSPITZ]

I love when he does that.

Now go write a verse.

dawg did u j refer to me in 3rd person then command me????

[PancakeBrah]

No he was j saying he enjoys it when Sherlock does that.

Reading comprehension not even once.

[Mike Wrecka]

all topics posted.

[PancakeBrah]

words phonics and rhymes
ergonomic design

remember that guys. always remember that.

[Certain]

No he was j saying he enjoys it when Sherlock does that.

Reading comprehension not even once.

OK, we can be friends again.

I'm rooting for PancakeBrah and Mr. J to make the finals.

[Diode]

cake how mad are you that vulgar swiped this pick for our battle and you didn't get it.

be honest.

[PancakeBrah]

lol i did look at that and think to myself 'I'd be able to write to that'

instead i get exuberant businessman.

:-(

[Certain]

You've never masturbated at work?

[PancakeBrah]

i jerked off while driving once.

[Certain]

How did you cup the balls?

[Certain]

Never mind. I don't need an answer.

[PancakeBrah]

I didn't it was just a standard session.

I'm relatively confident a semi truck driver caught a nice flash.

[Certain]

Does anyone have any requests for this week's magazine?

[Diode]

Does anyone have any requests for this week's magazine?

talk about my unprecedented 6-0 start and the giant roadblock to 7-0 i face in the league champion/darling of the topical league

[Certain]

Darling?

[NYCSPITZ]

this nigga said darling da fuq lol na u cool diode

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70kbbnO_TqQ

[Split]

diode brah what site sold u that frank-sized ego? cyber monday deal?

[NYCSPITZ]

Split Eight I just sauced blue to blue through 2 opponents leading to a perfect SH breakaway my last beer league game. 3 apples, 1st star of the game. Opposing team's goalie was a girl though which discredits me to an extent but the players were college/junior/HS experience type of cats

would toedrag/savard spin-o-rama u

r u a playmaker or a pure goalscorer

[Split]

probs lol

we do just plain puck. trashcans out on the pond


i would lay down a Chara slap from the point and permanently disfigure the goaltender

[Certain]

Machismo impresses me.

[NYCSPITZ]

just started game of thrones, this shit got incest out the ass, the fuck???

[Certain]

First you post about loving bros, then you start watching a show known for showing penises.

[NYCSPITZ]

nigga why spoil it tho?? I want to see that shit with suspense naw mean now u ruined it

[e11even]

mr. j vs vividlyvague would be the golden standard that all other finals would measured up against for the rest of eternity

Round 3.

Vividlyvague obviously would drop 300 Lines.

I just got off.

[Diode]

diode brah what site sold u that frank-sized ego? cyber monday deal?

I said he is a roadblock to 7-0. Reading is fundamental!

[Certain]

Does anyone have any requests for this week's magazine?

[PancakeBrah]

LOOK ALIVE PEOPLE

IT'S THE DIVISIONAL ROUND

LETS STIR THE POT

Frank is a fagboy.

[e11even]

Idea#1: I want an interview!!!!! Please?
Idea#2: Certain's corner- capturing emotion

-or-

mastering a killer closer to a topical verse

[Certain]

Certain's Corner is a regular-season feature. Vividlyvague, can you talk now?

[e11even]

yeps. just don't have aim tho. I have skype.

[NYCSPITZ]

No. 1Vulgar vs. No. 9 Diode
No. 2 Vividlyvague vs. No. 7 NYCSPITZ
No. 3 Certain vs. No. 6 Frank
No. 4 Mr. J vs. No. 5 PancakeBrah

[Certain]

No. 2 Vividlyvague vs. No. 7 NYCSPITZ

Is this you saying you're going to ignore the topic and/or no-show?

[NYCSPITZ]

would be bad form to vote for myself ...

i can't pick up the pen until i see a mag it motivates me...

[Split]

PancakeBrah vs, Certain finals. PCB wins in an 11-1 blowout due to consulting text battlers after waiting two weeks for votes

[PancakeBrah]

lol @ the dq mr.j tag.

well done.

[Certain]

PancakeBrah vs, Certain finals. PCB wins in an 11-1 blowout due to consulting text battlers after waiting two weeks for votes

Who voted for me?

[PancakeBrah]

Pent uP

[Diode]

thanks for the tags, bros.

glad i am on your mind.

[PancakeBrah]

Diode don't listen to those mean people.


Stay golden, Diode.


Stay golden.

[Mike Wrecka]

mag will be up tomorrow.

[PancakeBrah]

where da fuck my mag

[Diode]

where da fuck my mag

Im saying tho

[Certain]

Mike Wrecka

[NYCSPITZ]

nigga, it's mag time??? I'm fiending, give me my high... Mike Wrecka

dawg i can't even write w/o it serious need motivation

[Certain]

Mike Wrecka had some real-life issues come up. I'm going to write quick predictions to go along with the review and interview and post it now. It won't be long, though.

[Certain]

The magazine is up: http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=40092

[NYCSPITZ]

u r my lord + shepp

[timeless]

Whens that tournament gonna be underway over here?

[dead man]

lol at diode tags

these topics seem challenging, excited to read this week's submissions

[Mike Wrecka]

these topics may seem weird. but i am extremely confident that some really really good verses will come out of them.

capturing human emotions. whats more relevant when it comes to writing?

[Certain]

So many white people. But yeah, the verses should be interesting.

[Certain]

Every match has an extension request submitted.

But I'm working the late shift tomorrow night and will be at a computer for work anyway at 11:59 p.m. PT tomorrow, so get your shit in on time.

[Mike Wrecka]

ofcourse its all white people. blacks only have one emotion, angry

[NYCSPITZ]

i should get an automatic ext for facing frank's alias tbh...nigga gets 2 verses this round give me that ext my fair arbiter Certain

[Certain]

You get an extension.

[Zen]

We definitely should have a tournament after this.

[Adonis]

Mention me votes people.

Other wise I'll simply forget like last week

[Certain]

I got accidentally drunk tonight while flirting with a bartender. She gave me three gin and tonics on the house, though.

[e11even]

You get an extension.

i expressly denied it. Plus Frank hit up my inbox on some close encounters of the third kind type shit.

[Frank]

I'm not vividlyvague. I am extremelyvivid. Vividlyvague expressed disapproval of the extension request, understandably so. Do not let my iconic reputation for aliases interfere with his right for justice.

Vividlyvague is not a character of mine. I do not take credit for his success nor do I wish to jeopardize his future in these playoffs.

[e11even]

Thanks Frank. Where the fuck is my child support bro?

[Certain]

You can't deny an extension request. Why do we have to go over this so often?

And Vividlyvague, did you clear that length? If it's over 48 lines when NYCSPITZ drops his verse, he can disqualify you. You know this. You've already lost once because of it.

[e11even]

why can't I deny again? Length can be denied, but not a time extension?

[Certain]

Yes.

[e11even]

Cool beans.

[Zen]

Why can't extensions be denied? Makes no sense really. If that's the case, why even request one?

[e11even]

Hilarious tags btw.

[Certain]

We've talked about getting rid of them entirely. That may be on the plate for next season.

[PancakeBrah]

just read vv's verse.

no but srsly, he's frank.

[NYCSPITZ]

fuck i still dont feel like writing and got work in the morn. wtf, i gotta do it tho b4 3 oR im a pussy????

[Certain]

fuck i still dont feel like writing and got work in the morn. wtf, i gotta do it tho b4 3 oR im a pussy????

Don't fucking no-show.

[NYCSPITZ]

dont fuck me

[PancakeBrah]

nyc bout to no show.

[Certain]

I WAS SO SURE HE WOULD SHOW.

Fuck.

[NYCSPITZ]

im pretty sure i can beat what he put up in my current state, after i finish a fresh epp of game of thrones they j cut off jammie lannister's hand b lmaoooo

[PancakeBrah]

lol nyc drunk as fuck, watching game of thones, talking shit to me about weightlifting, and writing a verse

he'll probably drop a dope verse tbh

[Vulgar]

Just got in now.

[Certain]

Frank checked in with me. He has wine and weed.

Mr. J hasn't no-showed all season and is viewing your battle thread.

Diode hopefully didn't forget while masturbating to his central heating.

[PancakeBrah]

bout to drink 4 bottled waters with two aspirin.

fuck you, future hangover.

[Certain]

I never get hangovers. I just sleep forever.

Fortunately, I basically set my own hours.

[Vulgar]

Extension for all? My creative processes are dampened by a full day. And I chose to procrastinate.

[NYCSPITZ]

what did u drink pancake

[NYCSPITZ]

vulkg did we both j not write asnything yet??? brb getting beer from the deli

[NYCSPITZ]

nigga ur drinking 48 of h20 plus asprin. hangoveeR>>>///
///???

y do u hyperbole>?>

[Certain]

Today was the extension day. Don't do this, guys.

There's an hour and 40 minutes.

[PancakeBrah]

what did u drink pancake

pint of jack.

wont be able to drink for about a month so i went out and got a drink for the night.

[NYCSPITZ]

feel u

[NYCSPITZ]

certain r u tel;ling me u cant write verses drunk in 45 min????????????

[Vulgar]

Today was the extension day. Don't do this, guys.

There's an hour and 40 minutes.

Very well. We'll see what I've got in the ol' tank.

[Diode]

i'm just starting now if it helps you any.

[e11even]

...and a partridge in a pear tree.

[NYCSPITZ]

ill give it til 230 to start again frank ...i have 6 lines and a vague concept

[NYCSPITZ]

budweiser is a sweet tasting beer

[Certain]

There are 47 minutes left. I am going to close threads at the buzzer. And if only three people show up, maybe PancakeBrah, Vividlyvague and I can do a round-robin or something for the season title.

[NYCSPITZ]

wow ur a dick I only got 6 lines and gotta guzzle this bud 49

[Vulgar]

Dropped

[Diode]

dropped.

[Certain]

Frank, don't edit.

[Diode]

you know he's gonna tho. he isn't even reading this. he is editing as we speak.

RESIST THE URGE FRANK

[Diode]

i am really kinda pissed that vag/nyc isn't going down.

:\

[Diode]

lolllllllllllllllllllllllll certain busting out the prevent defense on ninja edits

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/9zamHJW.png

[Diode]

omfg

leaned

[Certain]

It appears he got the message.

[e11even]

im pretty sure i can beat what he put up in my current state

what faggotry.

[e11even]

NYC you better OM that 6 line POS in reply to my OM full version. You just let down a fan.

[PancakeBrah]

Word vv/NYC was going to be dope. Thought NYC was committed after dropping so well last week

[Diode]

PancakeBrah my record should have 6 wins in it. I see someone took the liberty of adding a loss somewhere too.

[Certain]

PancakeBrah my record should have 6 wins in it. I see someone took the liberty of adding a loss somewhere too.

This has been explained. You lost in the tag tournament. You should be 7-1, since you won once in that, too.

[Diode]

This has been explained. You lost in the tag tournament. You should be 7-1, since you won once in that, too.

I was referring to the second loss. But yeah, good point.

Gimme 7!

[Certain]

Ahh, I'm on my phone and sans records.

[NYCSPITZ]

igght i'll vote 4 my nigs

[Certain]

Mention me votes people.

Other wise I'll simply forget like last week

Battles are up, Adonis. Thanks for your help, if you choose to offer it.

[Adonis]

Got a few minutes later on...I'll do what I do when I do it son!

[Certain]

Dearest ZYG, Split Eight, oats, Genocide, dead man, Pent uP, NYCSPITZ, Nigma, Lars, Objective, patrown, breathless, YDK, Buddha, King Ra., Lexicon and anyone else interested,

We'd really appreciate a vote or two on battles, so if you drop one or two, I'll hit you back with thorough feedback on an open mic verse or something like that. Voting does end Saturday night (11:59 PT). Here are the three open battles:

Vulgar vs. Diode (http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=38999)
Certain vs. Frank (http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=39001)
Mr. J vs. PancakeBrah (http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=39002)

And those actually in the battles, you know you have to vote.

Thanks,

Certain

[breathless]

Well ain't that some shit, nyc beats me then noshows! There shoulda be some clause where if someone noshows in the playoffs that their previous opponent gets a day to write a verse, I'd dropped like an old lady on winter stairs...

I've been inactive this last week 'cause I finally got a job, amerisourcebergen warehouse order picking, easy as shit, $12 an hour, and I'm surrounded by every drug imaginable

I'll be doing some voting tonight though

[PancakeBrah]

1 vote in mr. j vs. myself
1 vote in frank vs. certain (frank does not think my vote should count. weird)

[Certain]

We may need to extend the voting deadline.

[Diode]

We may need to extend the voting deadline.

Please confirm if possible because I have a ton of cleaning to do right now for a party tomorrow.

[Certain]

OK, we'll give voting a 24-hour extension.

Frank, Mr. J, Diode and Vulgar, you have until tomorrow at 11:59 p.m. PT to get those votes in.

[patrown]

i think i just posted my vote in the chat.

i'm totally sober.

[Certain]

For some reason, you posted in the battle thread, deleted it, then posted the exact same vote again in the battle thread.

And Frank, I'll let you slide this time, but if you don't want PancakeBrah (or anyone else) voting in the future, say so in your check-in post.

[patrown]

fuck yeah.

[Diode]

Certain I already made it clear patrown voting on my battles and vice versa was a no go going forward. I didn't know I had to declare it ahead of time.. mostly because he hasn't been around since elimination.

Doubly obvious since he voted on mine with a seriously lacking vote. No breakdown, no quotes, no anything.

[Certain]

Certain I already made it clear patrown voting on my battles and vice versa was a no go going forward. I didn't know I had to declare it ahead of time.. mostly because he hasn't been around since elimination.

Doubly obvious since he voted on mine with a seriously lacking vote.

Well, he voted on all three, and he didn't realize that deadline wasn't coming. I told him that the voting extension was granted, and he said he'd edit his vote to be more detailed.

And you didn't seem to have a problem with him voting for you last round.

[Diode]

I jusy don't see why Frank gets a break but I I don't, especially after what went down very publicly between us during the season.

The guy outright said he doesn't get my writing and doesn't like my style. Multiple times.

[Diode]

I didn't even know he voted in the last round.. and I don't think that is unreasonable given the score.

Again, preferential treatment for Frank here is bullshit.

[Certain]

I'm not saying you can't get a break. I'm just correcting facts. I gave Frank a break only because PancakeBrah had banned him from voting on his match. I'm trying to find an instance of you or patrown saying the same in the past.

Calm yourself.

[Certain]

I personally dislike the entire concept of disallowing votes, and from now on, any such requests will have to be made in sign-in posts. But I think this qualifies as a blanket request from Diode for patrown to not vote on his battles:

you bitched about people voting for me in the match thread, then bitched about people voting for me in the chat thread. i ain't on shit but common sense. you were swaying for your boy (and i do NOT hold DAM accountable for that at all. he had a great verse which is why i made it a point to not only avoid the no-show, but PM him telling him so). i'd say the same shit if you did it in anyone else's match.

write your vote and be done with it. don't complain if others disagree with you in the damned match thread. out of line.

i avoided voting on your match because i didn't want to look vengeful in the event adonis had the better verse. i think it would make sense if you stopped voting on my matches if you have yet to like anything i've written after 5 weeks, though. you certainly don't have to do that, but i don't get the point of continuously reading content you have preconceived notions about and have already stated you don't like. i doubt you'd enjoy knowing a vote was coming against you every week simply because someone didn't like your style and had to tell the world about it in their votes.

The vote won't count.

[Diode]

I said exactly that. I even posted saying I actively avoided voting on his battle because I didn't want it to lool like retaliation.

I am not discounting a vote because it went against me. I screen capped the vote. Read it. That shit wouldn't fly in the NBL let alone the playoffs.

[Certain]

You OK now?

[Certain]

Topical writer beefs are weird. Calm down, guys.

[NYCSPITZ]

i dont have giants?

[PancakeBrah]

Lol yeah idk what that means

[Mike Wrecka]

i have been mia but my thought is that disallowing votes by people that dont get or like your style is gay


and


it should not be tolerated


you dont get to choose who votes on your battles


what in the sam fuck is going on here.

it is a swaying and cheating tactic and im ridiculosly pissed off to see this all transpire. i know the people that would vote against me, disallowing their votes almost guarantees victory.


Certain, we need to convene on this matter


Diode you have confirmed to me that your a lame. i now dislike you. and yes i will be voting on all your battles going forward.

[Certain]

I'd agree. I just was thinking that disallowing votes should be flat-out impermissable. A voter not liking your writing style is not that voter's fault.

[PancakeBrah]

Except Frank has little man syndrome and has the butthurt disease. As evidenced in his hate vote.

I SHALL ALLOW FRANK TO VOTE IN ALL MY BATTLES. PERCHANCE HIS FAGGOTRY WILL CEASE, BUT I AM DUBIOUS.

LET IT BE DECREED; FRANK IS FAGBOY.

[Frank]

Dude is frazzled

I scribbled in a notepad and created his life

Delete dudes vote from our battle Certain

[PancakeBrah]

You are the 15th best writer on this site, young man.

[Certain]

Nothing is getting deleted, even if it's not counted. You may vote on in PancakeBrah's battle. Mike Wrecka will determine the outcomes of these battles and votes.

[Inno]

Wow pancake and certain are practically internet fuckimg each other.
And its clear they have a friendshit outside of NC.

Funny how certain gets the vote...and cake goes on a "frank is a fagboy" captain.
Making threads and all.

Yet its so hard to beleive he would vote for his keyboard buddy...the hilarity.

Wasnt surprised cake voted for him...l o fucking l.


And then.......


Its a "from now on if u want to disallow votes state it before the battle"

Convenient huh certain?

[PancakeBrah]

Innovator you're a dumbass. I would suggest not typing?

Me and Frank have "beef" from something entirely separate. Thus the fagboy comment. I voted for Certain because he had the better verse. It's required to vote on every battle. Other people also voted for Certain. Maybe you're internet fucking Frank LOLOLOLL!?!?R

You're out of the playoffs and don't know what the fuck you're talking about. So sit on the sidelines little guy.

[Inno]

Innovator you're a dumbass. I would suggest not typing?

Me and Frank have "beef" from something entirely separate. Thus the fagboy comment. I voted for Certain because he had the better verse. It's required to vote on every battle. Other people also voted for Certain. Maybe you're internet fucking Frank LOLOLOLL!?!?R

You're out of the playoffs and don't know what the fuck you're talking about. So sit on the sidelines little guy.


In bold is what I read

So why vote in the first place?

Seems that rule would be understandably looked past due to your "beef"

Take certains rectum away from your face.

[Mike Wrecka]

all votes will count. anyone can vote on any battle. we have not had even an iota or an inkling of people hate voting in this league. we also havent seen a trace of voting circles in this league. why would that change now? its ridiculous.


there is absolutely no reason someone can tell me that a vote shouldnt be allowed that will make sense to me. i allowed split eight votes all season and we were e beefing during it.

and tbh i think we are all grown ups here. people put discussion beefs aside for a topical league. i am confident of that. and even if you think someone will hate vote you, which i strongly dont think would ever happen, unless you lose 1-0 you cant complain


so lets get it together people and keep it moving

Certain Frank PancakeBrah Diode Vulgar patrown Innovator @whoever Vividlyvague

[e11even]

For serious guys? I'm glad I haven't been in here in the last 24.

[e11even]

Hate voting is horrible. Internet hate shouldn't even run THAT deep to commit to spiteful behavior, with all this pretense of dismissive attitudes. The topical world is overly sensitive and passive aggressive. Ironic that our personalities reflect the exact same.

[NYCSPITZ]

frank r u schizophrenic a lil

[Zen]

Hate voting is horrible. Internet hate shouldn't even run THAT deep to commit to spiteful behavior, with all this pretense of dismissive attitudes. The topical world is overly sensitive and passive aggressive. Ironic that our personalities reflect the exact same.

I'm not passive aggressive. I'm like the nicest dude ever. But yeah I agree this season's been pretty passive aggressive.

And cake leave my smoking buddy Inno alone.

[e11even]

Buddha you are an amazing individual. I think i just gave myself diabetes.


Sidenote: the name changes are killing me.

[Zen]

I'm glad someone noticed. And Zen will return soon.

[Certain]

In bold is what I read

So why vote in the first place?

Seems that rule would be understandably looked past due to your "beef"

Take certains rectum away from your face.

He's required to vote, as is Frank.

[Zen]

So guys, I'm drunk off apple pie moonshine and a tornado just hit my ole high school AND some dude just got shot down the road from me. Twat a night.

[Certain]

ZYG, I disagree with your presentation of yourself as an alien. We all know you are a robot ... unless you are a robot alien.

[Zen]

Zygote's the fuckin man.

[Diode]

Lol at mike jumping in when I am involved

Obvious is obvious

When a dude practically says outright he will vote against you every round, dqing his vote is reasonable. But hey, take back Certain's declarations out of vengefulness because I beat you and then assure me you will be voting on my battles from now on out of butthurt. That is what a mature, objective league admin does. Totes McGoats.

[Diode]

As fat as Certain said, it is 2-2 right now. If you want to fuck me because you are mad you lost 8 to -2, go go ahead Mike. Prove what a joke you have made of the AOWL just to feel better about losing to me. Have a field day.

[Certain]

Diode, disqualifying patrown's vote is unreasonable, though. This is trickier for me because I'm involved, but Mike Wrecka runs this league. Still, patrown voted for you last round. His lashing out against you in Week 10 was silly, but it also was out of character. He's not the type to hold grudges.

Furthermore, his argument was based on your style. If we all disallowed votes from anyone who doesn't like our style, well, there'd be no more voters.

But really, what Mike Wrecka said is right: Disallowing votes is childish. We hadn't had a single instance of it all season. The playoffs shouldn't be different, and I apologize for my lapse in judgment last night.

So if you want to hate-vote against patrown and Mike Wrecka and me and anyone else for the rest of time, that's your right, I suppose. But you're currently down 3-(-2), with a little more than an hour to turn that to 3-2 by casting your two votes and hope for another vote or two.

[Diode]

Nah. Changing the rules after confirming something is bullshit. Especially out of personal malice because the league admin is salty I beat him. I am done

[Zen]

Damn it looks like I missed allot. Blatant hate votes are bullshit though and shouldn't be allowed. I really don't see a reason why it would. I don't know all the facts with this and it's not my decision anyway, but I'm siding with Diode on this one.

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/fVzK1pr.jpg

[Zen]

No.

[Split]

Votes have been nullified in the past because they're shittily explained, or don't show evidence that the conclusion has been drawn by comparing specific aspects of the verses being judged.

A provision's always there, maybe unwritten, that obvious hate votes will be discarded. But it's really emergency measures in case something comes to light showing someone has been explicitly intending to vote against someone- and it's so egregious that action must be taken to preserve the integrity of the league.

I've read some deleted posts ITT that seem a little too... emotionally involved for a topical league. And some of the 'beef' in general has overstepped its bounds. Lmao. As Mike Wrecka said, there is no reason why any disagreement should factor into any vote and therefore there is no reason why any vote should be disqualified. The underlying cause of "disagreements" are why every battle doesn't end 15-0.

God forbid one of u niglets go off the deep end, it's the moderator's job to evaluate the validity or whatever of your votes. That's at our discretion. I'd say everyone in staff positions right now is both invested enough in the league and logical enough to figure this microconflict out.

One thing everyone fails to mention- if topical writers are truly passive aggressive enough to fabricate reasoning b/c of some sadistic sense of voter justice, then you are all already aware of each others partiality and have been accounting for it with normalized voter bias every week

But this isn't fucking House of Cards. It's fun to speculate. And beef. But lettuce beef real tea...

If someone doesn't like your style, it is obviously a reflection on the approach and execution of your elaborations on topics, not a character assassination. (I've told many people I couldn't justify voting for them because of the core of their human fiber. That doesn't actually translate to me never voting for them) Moderators/ admins are impartial mediators, strong lol @ any one of us hate-voting participants.


The only votes that should be discounted are Frank's vote on Diode vs. Vulgar, Diode's vote on Certain vs. Frank, and Frank's vote on Mr. J vs. PCB... for being laughably unexplained in all cases. This is playoffs, uwotm8?@?@?@



Finally, clearly Mike Wrecka as league admin has precedence over league moderator Certain in all league decisions. Sorry brahs for any secret gentlemen agreements that have been broken? This ain't the supreme courts. The site's power structure shifts every week because people have real jobs and lives on the side. Hopefully you guys do, too.

PancakeBrah is reigning site Topical Administrator and is above both, you could confront him if you have further doubts.

Split8 outtie

[Mike Wrecka]

Diode , i assure you that i am not mad that you beat me. i obviously have much more pressing irl issues that i am dealing with. and beyond that, i never made it a goal to champ this league. i merely participated because i enjoy writing. but my main objective has always been to see this league run smoothly and grow expotentially.


I am currently without my laptop, which is being serviced and I just moved a few weeks ago which is the cause of my recent non participation. i apologize for that but it is what it is.

i would never hate vote anyone. and maybe my post against you was a bit over the top, but you picking and choosing who votes on your battles based on who likes your style is complete bullshit and will never occur in a league im running.

[Certain]

Can someone please vote on Diode-Vulgar?

[NYCSPITZ]

da fuck is lettuce beef real tea???

SMH

lmao!!!!!!!

[Certain]

ALIVE MAN, go vote on Diode vs. Vulgar as penance for no-showing.

[Inno]

He's required to vote, as is Frank.

Of course of course...

What was I thinking.

Holy molly what a blunder by me..whooaaa! Right certain?

[Certain]

Of course of course...

What was I thinking.

Holy molly what a blunder by me..whooaaa! Right certain?

I don't understand. I wasn't being flippant; your question was valid, but because both are still alive in the tournament, they will be required to vote on each other's battles.

If you have a few minutes and would like to vote on Diode vs. Vulgar, it would be greatly appreciated.

[NYCSPITZ]

got chyoo rite now

[NYCSPITZ]

that dude to her right lookin mad tight yo, lmao fallin back, sh eon that other nigga...

[PancakeBrah]

lol innovator the lamest on nc's

[NYCSPITZ]

wat is big baby's alias?

[Certain]

He's Darth Yoda, BWHAHA and Zombie. You know him as Cristian.

[NYCSPITZ]

i thought he was dull boy 2

[Mike Wrecka]

multiple personality disorder confirmed

[Certain]

No. dull boy is Dallas. He infrequently posts as Void, too.

It's weird that people confuse them. They're very different, both in Discussion and Open Mic. Even before it was spelled out, the differences were obvious. Dallas is the cynic. Cristian is the goofball.

But Zombie's the worst.

Now, is anyone going to vote on Diode vs. Vulgar?

[NYCSPITZ]

how u counting vv and frank as separate votes

unless they arent the same dude

[Certain]

Now, is anyone going to vote on Diode vs. Vulgar?

[Certain]

WE CAN'T MOVE ON WITHOUT ONE MORE VOTE, FUCKERS.

[e11even]

Im sure one cannot vote twice.




But I'm down. Just beg it of me.

[e11even]

Shut up ALIVE MAN. If I'm Frank, ur mom is a transgender platipus with pegasus wings.



No offense to your mother, of course. I'm sure she's a wonderful woman.

[Certain]

So Frank voted for PancakeBrah, Mike Wrecka voted for Diode and we all lived happily ever after.

http://i.imgur.com/Vay73pB.png