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02-17-2013, 01:58 PM
Alvin Karpis

This battles useless, cuz ur on some faggot shit & i can prove it bro
Cuz ur such a fudge packer, u should of been a starter in the superbowl
You’ll never defeat alvin karpis, there’s nuthun u can say kid
Bitch u can battle AK 47 times but i’d STILL rape u like they did
U picked the perfect name cuz i eat rappers & it’s no mystery
Oats like ‘you’ll never beat ME AL’, but that’s exactly what he is to me
U got recruited by ur idols, being famous is the hardest thing
I bet u wanna grow up & be somebody, but which one, arch or king?
We all see how ur on kings dick, but after this ur fuckin dead
Cuz i’ll grab missiles, you’ll grab mistletoes & hang them above his head
U aint big pimpin, ur broke as fuck & ur just a street bum
Women don’t think ur hotmeal, cuz u go to the homeless shelter to eat one
This tourneys like the haiku league cuz it’s easy to beat this whore
U struggled to gain Composure, cuz Baron murdered u the week before
U said being a pedophile is refreshing, now ur dumpin ya man
It made u feel like a kid again, so u grabbed some candy & jumped in ya van

Oatmeal

you could buy text battle software with the additional tape too
but if you ever in-stall...I'd still Rothelsberger rape you
you're me in past tense, when it comes to weight you ain't holdin none
funny cuz I dropped a Steeler line when you're prone to drop stolen ones
your punches are soft as fuck and all your concepts fall flat dead
so much bitch in your verse I thought it was DLB in the chat thread
I have ambitions of grandeur, riding Bentleys til the rims break
but your pipe dreams involve getting bent over by multiple inmates
no woman alive would let you near, you're the saddest of kids, son
so any talk of a Kar kiss...would have to be with one
and when it comes to sex Karp likes to claim that he's God
I won't argue...cuz all that homo shit makes him easy to deem odd
compared to the wordplay I drop, yours truly is the worst to fall
I was gonna say it only works one way...but it barely even works at all
your lines are worded weak and sloppy, no way that shit could get dumber
if bird is the word your verse is a pigeon...that got hit by a Hummer

Winner: Alvin Karpis