if i win that megamillions tonight

[uh-oh]

i'm giving everyone who posts in this thread 1000 dollars

[dead man]

thanks in advance

[...the Nagger]

lol we was just talmbout this at work

I'm coppin an all white elephant

[Sharp]

i believe


sig check

[Diode]

you better

[Wise Wiggles]

Good luck.

[KwaL!ty]

just for you!!!

[uh-oh]

lmao

my plans.

give 10 million to my pops, mom, and sister each. than im immediately disconnecting from every single person i know, them included.

i'm buying a cabin in the woods here in ohio. gonna be my main home. then i'm buying a dope SHACK on the water in BELIZE. i don't know tho, maybe just miami. i don't fuck with planes at all, so it would be too long of a trip to belize. i'll just find a spot in florida or take a boat to the bahamas or something. i just want a house where my front porch is OVER the crystal clear blue waters.

the rest i'm blowing on ho's and DRUGS

gonna go out like a soldier. die at like 32 with so much heroin and cocaine in my system that it kills the tiger that eats me

but for real, i would just buy women. like a commodity. i will just go to subways outside of colleges. and every fine bitch i would just show my bank account on my phone. like yo. how much is a year of your life worth really tho. maybe a years too much. i'll just do it weekly.

but yea. i am definately spending it though. i ain't saving shit for any descendants

[Witty]

I never say no to free money.

[KwaL!ty]

^^catching that shit!!

[Neighbor]

lmao

[Swerve]

I have faith.

[Strikta]

Gone.

[Strikta]

If we post twice, do that mean we can get 2 racks outcha?

[Joe Metts]

Thought it went off Saturday? I gotta get to the store lol

[PancakeBrah]

I'll just take 900 and well call it square

[Certain]

so much heroin and cocaine in my system that it kills the tiger that eats me

This was a good line.

I prefer twenties to hundreds.

[Strikta]

I got 5 $2 quick picks for my bday too.

Hope I hit atleast SOMETHING out dis bitch!

[Boredom]

Lol g luck homie

[Allen Knight]

Cg nigga

[Zen]

Let me hit them drugs with you too.

[Strikta]

Let me hit them drugs with you too.

[Objective]

I hope you win that shit. I need those 1000$.

[Certain]

Honestly, I'd settle for a burrito and a Coke from Chipotle. That's $9.

But with $1,000, I could buy 111 burritos and Cokes.

[Lotto Smirk]

Hold you to it

[Fart]

Gohawks

[Strikta]

Let's just be the least bit realistic in this fantasy thread..

If that dude hits the jackpot on the MegaMillions.. none of use would ever see or hear from him again.

[Aesthetic]

Die at like 32 with so much heroin and cocaine in my system that it kills the tiger that eats me

Dead.

[Sn00p]

Let's just be the least bit realistic in this fantasy thread..

If that dude hits the jackpot on the MegaMillions.. none of use would ever see or hear from him again.

I'd do it tbh. Just cuz it's so hilariously unlikely to happen.

[Strikta]

Even w/ those odds stacked against him.. if he miraculously hit that jackpot.. I STILL doubt we ever see that nigga posting again. LMAO

Could be wrong, lol but I doubt it.

[uh-oh]

lol nah i'll be around

boredom will always be there.

i'll just be viewing the site in my in home movie theatre instead of this 2007 dell pc

[Certain]

I'd burn down the state of Ohio in search for that coward and my 111 burritos and Cokes if he tried to duck payment.

[Strikta]

Looool

Word.

[uh-oh]

i could probably buy you a whole chipotle franchise

[namix]

good luck brotha

[uh-oh]

still poor

dejected.

not a single number to be found.

[Strikta]

Ain't that bout a bitch.

[Ghost1]

Lmao@whole thread then the fatality tag. Haha.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Got my tickets this morning. If I win I will secure my family and friends longevity in this corner of existence for many moons.


Gonna hit up a few strip clubs first and tittyfuck the first bitch I see and make it rain rolls of pennys.