DULL BOY ROAST THREAD

[big baby]

dull boy

you're the type to eat a baby and say grace before but then laugh afterwards because you're atheist.

*there is no god* he says as he wipes the baby blood off his forehead wrinkles.

lol @ you being a dad.

Lol @ being jack. The only time you'll ever be close to smashing down a door with an axe is using a coathanger to try and open your sons door after you guys argue and he slams the door shut and starts masturbating. lol @ you only having one coat hanger cause you wear the same shirt everyday. IT's either open the door or not have coat hangers to hang up your only shirt. lol @ your sons gonna masturbate into your toothpaste. lol @ the recurring toothpaste theme.


all serious now. grown up. have 3 meals a day. follow the food triangle. take vitamins and tell people to "email you" when you abruptly leave a get together. they look @ each other "who the fuck was that?" they all shrug. you probably hold your poop in until you get home because you're too good to poop at work. atleast if someones in there. you go in and see someone and you walk out again or if someone walks i while its quiet you pretend to flush and leave with half a poop still lodged in. in a bad mood all day. your floor supervisor tells you to clean up on aisle three "fine" you whipser under your breath. you do a shitty job on purpose. try to clock out before he sees it. hang up your apron. think about rhyming 'apron suicide' all day, think of 30 different ways to rhyme it in your head.


"apron suicide, blatant ...satan......" just babbling words to yourself at this point "shmatan.." whisper to yourself driving home in your honda odyssey lol. "gotta be more dark...what rhymes with satan and is dark....this'll get them on the open mic. gotta use more apostrophes, act like i don't care. i totally care." scream you care in your car. run over a kitten. sacrifice it when you get home.feed it to your son. son gets sick. have to pay sick bills, cry. "sons sick, life sucks, dont exist ever" you write in your memoir. erase it. put a smiley face. fuck you

[Ghost1]

No picture?

Im not reading any of that

Failias coward slime.

Stfu u unfunny faggot.

[big baby]

he'll post it later. Suck a penis. Look like you evolved from Steve from Blues Clues.

lol @ your clip on tie. Gotta have one to take off fast when you have sex with brown chicks. Balls it up and shoves it in your mouth.

Look like a convicted unpaid parking ticket offender. lol @ your adams apple. Eyebrows connect with your hairline.


Got back from your Target job interview. Mad cause you shit your pants.

[Strikta]

Where's the pic?

[Masaii]

No picture?

Im not reading any of that

Failias coward slime.

Stfu u unfunny faggot.

It is actually funny. You should read.

[Ghost1]

I am not lold.

Say it w ya chest on ur real account, coward.

[big baby]

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/225660_10150238547184252_2563658_n.jpg

[big baby]

Dull boy is my real account.

[Ghost1]

I want him to be the fat guy. Pls say he is.


Also


Are u him....roasting urself? Lol. I just .....lol...ok i am lold.



Edit.

It is u....lol....

Yes funny. Lmao.

[Ghost1]

U fed ur son that cat tho
?

Smh.

[Wise Wiggles]

That big guy be sweating a little.

[big baby]

For the sake of the joke, yes that's him.

Even though that's Sage Francis.

[Ghost1]

Ok so u are the dirty junky version of neighbor on the right. Got it.


Son u look like u could give a shower hepatitus

[Ghost1]

U look like u shave ur face w dogshit
son got the smile like hed eat an omelot out of a urinal

[Ghost1]

Lookin like u just smoked a bag of fingernail clippings out a crack stem

[Split]

Sage Frantic

[Ghost1]

2010 hacky sack wizard

[dull boy]

I'm not Cristian. That picture isn't me. I'll provide picture once I can jimmy this door open.

[Split]

Buys his shirts from his local shanty town

[Wise Wiggles]

Bags looking like he jammed a turd up his ass, he had in the freezer for a month.

Lol

[Split]

Shaves his facial hair with his eyebrows

[Split]

Looks like does disgusting stuff but does acts disgusted when he does it so its ok

[Ghost1]

Wigga look like he smells like a hot glue gun
Jared leto raised in a.cage and fed disapointment for 29yrs

[Witty]

I'm really confused.

[Split]

is arguably the fastest drawl in the Midwest

[Split]

asks for skateboarding tips on Grindr

[Ghost1]

Lookin like ud do a line of ants off a mirror thru a black straw.

[Witty]

So...who is the person in the picture?

[Split]

this nigga has hyperbolic eyebrows

[Split]

this nigga installs hydraulic eyebrows

[Split]

Once threw some D's on that bitch and immediately wrote his parents an apology tweet

[PancakeBrah]

Joseph Gordon Faggitt

[Ghost1]

Cm punk at his 10yr Votech re union

[PancakeBrah]

Looks like an elf with gonorrhea.

[Split]

McLoveless

[Split]

asked Santa for a second finals week

[Ghost1]

Lookin like he cleans roller skates at the roller dome with his face.

[Ghost1]

Eats cereal for dinner with a fork

[Ghost1]

Eats personal pan pizzas at subway to be ironic

[PancakeBrah]

It is documented that he, at one point in his life, brushed his teeth.

[PancakeBrah]

He doesn't sell ponchos but he can point you in the right direction.

[Ghost1]

Went to senior prom in black jnco cargo pants

[Ghost1]

The head lice memoirs by dullboy

[Ghost1]

Son got a job at citgo cleaning the gas pumps w his mouth.

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like he has a fully furnished cardboard box under a bridge

[Ghost1]

Make a wish foundation granted this luekemia victims wish by giving him aids.

[Split]

if you get him a beer deep he will tell you he secretly wants you to care

[Split]

has a tattoo of TATU

[Allen Knight]

Runs a moonshine business out of a land fill

[Allen Knight]

Front of his house looks like a junkyard

[Split]

"Virgin to Mobile Home Operator- a Misleading Memoir" by Freeman Cologne

[Ghost1]

Lookin like a homeless magician high off lo mein

[Allen Knight]

Gave his gf a engagement ring around the.collar

[Split]

ghost wrote Sisterhood of the Traveling Jizz Smock

[Split]

gave his gf an engagement gif

[Split]

has a recurring dream where he and his three favorite beanie babies enter the matrix

[Allen Knight]

Pisses in the shower after he's done an turned off the water

[Split]

naps with a daylight

[Allen Knight]

Gave.his.computer a virus cuz he used it on his matress an it has.bed bugs

[Ghost1]

Writes hatemail to dragons

[Allen Knight]

Proud his sweat.stains don't wash out.his white ts

[Ghost1]

Lookin like he eats taco meat out of a tube sock

[Allen Knight]

Uses macaroni cheese mix as mouth wash

[Ghost1]

Llokin like hed smoke a dick thru a pineapple wearing chlamydia.

[Ghost1]

Lookin like the great depression aborted nazi gsrmany.

[Allen Knight]

Aspires to be exactlly like Oscar the grouch

[big baby]

Writes hatemail to dragons

crying

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like his govermemt name is dull boy

[big baby]

Looks like his govermemt name is dull boy

[Ghost1]

Aeropostales i eat catshit collection

[Allen Knight]

Combs his.hair wit road kill

[Ghost1]

Lost his virginity to a 300hp level break

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like he stole splits tire. caps

[Allen Knight]

Lost his.virginity to a dumpster

[Ghost1]

Has 3 dead cats that he takes better care of then himself.

[Allen Knight]

Lolll

[Ghost1]

Has the hygiene efforts of bacteria

[Allen Knight]

Gave ringworm to a.gym mat

[Allen Knight]

Every summer he goes camping.in.a.sewer

[Witty]

Somebody needs to answer my fucking question.

[Witty]

He's in genuine disbelief it's not butter.

[Ghost1]

Dude look like he pays for bad decisions with iou's

[Ghost1]

Lookin like he mops the gamestop parkinglot with tears and a stick tied to a sweater.

[Ghost1]

Id sooner invite roaches into my house

[Allen Knight]

Uses his.socks as napkins

[Ghost1]

Lookin like he wishes for skin cancer everytime he blows rhe candles out

[Allen Knight]

Has a hatred for everything mr.clean stands for

[Ghost1]

Lookin like he smokesd gonorrhea out a breastpump

[Vulgar]

Not roasting cuz there wasn't a pic in the first post.

[Ghost1]

Son brushes his teeth with broken multis

[Ghost1]

Not roasting cuz there wasn't a pic in the first post.


There is a pic....farther down....end this elitism!

[Allen Knight]

Banned from bed bath an beyond

[Ghost1]

LOL

[dull boy]

Jameson getting roasted. Lol. Gives you pleasure, doesn't it? My Internet is down. I'd let Cristian post a picture, but I wanna choose it.

I've used a sock as a napkin.

[veritas]

1. You all suck at roasts.
2. The demons who inhabit the dullboy collective are having are harder amd harder time maintaining their gig. Destruction is emminent.

[Split]

lost 38 mjnutes into no fap November and tried commiting seppuku with a waffle iron

[veritas]

Yall have lost sight of roasts.

[big baby]

Jameson getting roasted. Lol. Gives you pleasure, doesn't it?

It's fun. He looks like a young you if you were hot.

[Split]

this is what Diode looks like beneath his cybernetic exoskeleton

[Allen Knight]

Drives a garbage truck on spinners

[veritas]

I am fixing to derail this thread.

[big baby]

1. You all suck at roasts.
2. The demons who inhabit the dullboy collective are having are harder amd harder time maintaining their gig. Destruction is emminent.

It's not hard, and it's not a gig. It just is. eminent*

[Vulgar]

If Bob the Builder was from Equador

[veritas]

Soon our paths will cross.

[PancakeBrah]

His moustach disproves the pythagorean theorum.

[PancakeBrah]

Looks like James Franco with a dash of down syndrome and twice the douchebag.

[veritas]

His moustach disproves the pythagorean theorum.

Better

[veritas]

Looks like James Franco with a dash of down syndrome and twice the douchebag.

Better

[Vulgar]

Looks like NoCanDo's math tutor.

[PancakeBrah]

Owns shirts that are experiencing a mid-life crisis.

Clean cut greaser. Rolls a pack of American Spirits in his Buckle t-shirts. Doesn't smoke.

Life goal is to become Patches O'houlihan.

His son has never seen the smile Sage Francis has.

Has the facial hair genetics of Elen Degeneres. Less testosterone.

He's been friendzoned by four notebooks.

Prank calls Noodles & Company on Friday Nights, alone.

Looks down on other homeless people who don't use Ikea boxes as a home and Wall Street Journals as shit paper.

He looks stupid.

[Ghost1]

Wow@sage francis son smile.

[Ryan 12]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0o0

[Ryan 12]

dat troll smile tho

[Ryan 12]

fat dude expressing the universal feeling of being in a 5m radius of this fagg0t - utterly miserably

[Ryan 12]

The Asymmetric Eyebrowser

[Ryan 12]

hairstyle - i'm broke as fuck

[Ryan 12]

Mustache & lower goatee - forever alone

[Ryan 12]

the end of his eyebrows to his sideburns - The Unhindered Connection - sponsored by ET's finger

[Ryan 12]

Luke Skytalker

[Split]

Has the smallest micropenis in his micropenis support group

[Ryan 12]

Hallucinations include a flying cockstrap, a serial rapist and the Andriod from Animorphs

[Ryan 12]

Has the smallest micropenis in his micropenis support group

Mike-Rowe Penor - Dirty Jobs, Live 24/7 Edition

[PancakeBrah]

Has actually laughed at a Ryan 12 post, ironically.

Has googled whether or not a 'bag of dicks' actually exists.

Purposefully cropped out the hover hand part of this picture.

Wears two left shoes.

Looks like the type of dude who gives thumbs up in awkward situations.

Experienced his first orgasm as a woman that night.

[Ryan 12]

Has actually laughed at a Ryan 12 post, ironically.


*derogatory







lmao dude got the swag of a homeless shelter

[PancakeBrah]

Posts twitpics of sunsets.

Looks like he eats stromboli from Sbarro's on a nightly basis.

His cardio consists of running from his inner demons.

Resents the phrase 'mop of hair'. He prefers loufas, thank you very much.

Has the intestinal fortitude of a moth.

Zaza Patchouli.

[Certain]

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/225660_10150238547184252_2563658_n.jpg

End result of:

http://i.imgur.com/i7BMOls.png

[PancakeBrah]

well done, certain.

well done.

[Vulgar]

His eyebrows look like Mongolian hockeysticks

dude looks like a couch musketeer

Rusty Klutch the Vagabond Rugsniffer

[Vulgar]

he looks like he sells rare pennies on Laguna beach, barefoot and drinking out of a fake coconut

[Ghost1]

Son look like he has a death vandetta against king from tekken

[Ghost1]

Dude look like he cooks crayons on a spork an bangs em w an oil funnel

[Vulgar]

lookin like he collects toe tags

[Ghost1]

Occupy wallstreet meets maya angelou

[Vulgar]

lookin like a walking hoax

lookin like a TMZ street goblin

lookin like Dave Matthews crossbred with a ghoul

[Ghost1]

This weirdo first fist fight was turn based and he cast coward on his first tirn

[Ghost1]

Wrote a guitar song called pheonix lazer mutant

[Ghost1]

Will trade.u his.dignity on the spot for 12 poison shredder pogs to this day

[Certain]

Names his cat "Bubbler."

Owns a cat.

[Ghost1]

This fafgots heart pumps mascara

[Ghost1]

Lookin like he could give syphilis herpes

[Vulgar]

This weirdo first fist fight was turn based and he cast coward on his first tirn

lol

This dude looks like Cornholio's cousin Smacky.

[Ghost1]

Drinks dick blood from a unicorns horn

[Vulgar]

Tony Cawk lookin ass boy

[Ghost1]

Protests magic.markers for being.frauds

[Vulgar]

Lookin like Penn and Teller's assistant

[Ghost1]

Lookin like the posterchild for a hotpocket boycott strategy

[Ghost1]

Son got the facial embodiment of a dirty.band-aid

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/CYHMw3r.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/fCg4OYT.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/wzqZ4Qz.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OIXS34K.jpg

[Vulgar]

dead

[Ghost1]

Lolol

[big baby]

This is actually Zombie


LOLOLOL

[dull boy]

Cristian = Zombie, big baby, Bwhaha and Darth Yoda (on Netcees)

Dallas = dull boy, Void, Metaphive and Darth Yoda (on RF)

Been annoyed with this game for a bit. Mystery solved.

[Certain]

Cristian = Zombie, big baby, Bwhaha and Darth Yoda (on Netcees)

Dallas = dull boy, Void, Metaphive and Darth Yoda (on RF)

Been annoyed with this game for a bit. Mystery solved.

Who's Terrence?

[ill nik-A]

I'd knock this nigga out on some wheel chair swing

Holler

[dead man]

Cristian = Zombie, big baby, Bwhaha and Darth Yoda (on Netcees)

Dallas = dull boy, Void, Metaphive and Darth Yoda (on RF)

Been annoyed with this game for a bit. Mystery solved.
had them all except void

i thought you were only phive and dull boy

[PancakeBrah]

I wish my parents were douchebags and named me something unique like Cristian or Dallas.

Perchance I could have been Martellus. Or Lionel but pronounced Lion-el. I would have to constantly correct people like "No, it's not Line-ul. It's Lion-el. Now give me this job."

[Orc]

I thought bwahaha was a real person ;, (

[Witty]

Martellus is a glorious name.

[Ghost1]

So which one of u lame faggots just got roasted.....?

[dull boy]

You should be able to figure that out.

[dull boy]

I thought bwahaha was a real person ;, (

He is?

[Certain]

Cristian's eyebrows are rudimentary drawings of guns.

Dallas' name is a city.

[big baby]

I thought bwahaha was a real person ;, (

he's real, but suppressed. Dallas is a utter fag lately though. The biggest persona is the one I'm playing right now. Good thing he doesn't know everything.

[PancakeBrah]

haha you really got him good!

[dull boy]

Fag = thinks differently than me at any given moment.

Have been kinda faggy, lately.

Just watched Moon for the 2nd time.

[big baby]

Nice signature. Lol :-***

[Witty]

I'm still really confused.

[big baby]

Want Juli here. Would play with me. All work and no play makes dull boy a fag head.

[Ghost1]

Just keep saying mean things about the picture.

[Certain]

I like Darth Yoda most.

[big baby]

I like Darth Yoda most.

hes in rehab.

[dull boy]

Stole Darth from me. Don't like the direction you took with him, or this as a whole. It was time to stop. Was getting kind of gay, imo.

Nice @ the sig change. I lol'd.

[Certain]

We're on an Internet rap message board.

[big baby]

Stole Darth from me. Don't like the direction you took with him, or this as a whole. It was time to stop. Was getting kind of gay, imo.

Nice @ the sig change. I lol'd.

can we argue about this

[Split]

Bags looks like he gave up weightlifting to spend more time selling used cars to Jewish socialites and beating his wife with paper towel tubes

[dull boy]

I guess.

[big baby]

loling. time to stop. lmao. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA LMAO. "Idont like where you're taking this company"


"I'm not coming back for 39% I'm coming back FR ERRYTHING"

[dull boy]

Your arrogance is annoying, whippersnapper.

[Ghost1]

Guys .... can u make ur interactions with eachother a bit .....more....user friendly for the group?

We would like to participate as well.....

And i feel like ur purposely excluding us

[Certain]

big baby thinks dull boy is pretentious and condescending. dull boy thinks big baby is childish and trivial.

I think.

[dull boy]

He's so perceptive.

[Split]

certain when was the last time you laughed out loud

[Certain]

I laugh a lot. I'm a laugher.

[big baby]

bags looks like the boxing dummy you punch and fill up with sand.

bags looks like Jeremy Jenner. Renner+Jenner combined. looks like he's about to invest in Pokemon porn. looks like Hash Ketchum. how much drugs do you do. lol @ getting the coconut butter pecan strawberry bubblegum protein powder flavor. fruity ass shake. comes out pink. could make a power puff with that fruity concoction. you look like 57% of police sketches of suspicious criminals that drive by schools. "five foot 7 Caucasian male with poorly tailored shirt from Burlington coat factory" tear down your own wanted sketches. "that doesn't look like me" he says. has the acne down to a tee. fuck you

[dull boy]

Cristian thinks I'm old, and is angry over me not participating in his game any longer. Thinks I'm being a buzzkill (I am). I think his idea of fun is kind of corny and lacks a certain pristine, at times. He has no regard for what the perception of a person on another can do to the person perceiving. It's irresponsible. That's somewhat hypocritical of me, but that's me.

[dull boy]

Misses the old me. I do, too :(

[big baby]

I'm over it, you're old. Want me to be your pal. Miss us. Everybody got in the way. Especially Darth. love you. shut up now. lol pristine. fag

[Certain]

We could have been somebody.

[dull boy]

Resorts to name calling. Arrogant. Childish. Whippersnapper.

[Wise Wiggles]

The Shining is one I need to buy :/

[big baby]

only old people say "resorts to name calling".

[dull boy]

Period goes inside the quotes.

[Greed]

You look homeless.

[Certain]

You look homeless.

This is where we're at here?

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