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View Full Version : [WEEK 7 Championship Match]1. john hensley 4-0 vs 2. Revanon 4-1 vs 3. E Tha Real 5-1


trap.
02-18-2013, 04:26 PM
Revanon:
Aight ya'll....

Rev strikes first, these two lesbians will post in a few minutes
...and I love threesomes...
but you couldn't 'give me the title' to fuck these two bitches
if you read the threads most won't even consider "non"
but it's only Three's company til I get Ritter, John
the way Duh hangs on ley's nuts is just scary
so the next time you see John One, the rest will read "just married"
and just cause the focus on hens don't think that you slippin E
you the substitute of this match
...and I'll leave this "bench" marked wit your 'winnin streak'
you kiddin me? once the match was made this cunt was complainin to mods
I changed the channel
cause we all know E! ain't so entertaining to watch...
it's finals time, Lakers in 5 hit Hens with the pass
Kobe yelling "take the shot!"
and the only thing 'left open' was the crack of his ass
stop ox-E-gen, leave the lungs unwilling to breathe
the only thing this crac ker on top of...
.........is a bowl of bean chili and cheese
no luck in week 7, wit lines foes get killed when I drop em
bitches get the female vote, then end up for a loss forwards like Hillary Rodham
yet to be real Hens the truth...he's sonned the league up
but he's got so much extensions
.....I thought the bitch had jungle fever
i bang broads..E's girl was the latest to fall
...speakin of sluts
your mom was on my 'mind' and I wasn't thinking about her at all...

FINISH EM OFF...WELL DONE MEAT.

For you Corm.


E Tha Real:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneduh View Post
We called a truce after our last battle.. He'll sign out if he still has the title when I win contendership.

Hensduh is the future
Altered ego petnames & manipulating the ranks is fair bra?
Oneduh stole the crown, But wants Hens to get a matching tiara
Hensley & One splitting the tidalwave; they seek mischief
Lovebirds can cherish their sandy amor on UserNames next beach visit
Revs grass on the field & I play ball; but somethings wrong here
Why cut Revanons field of dreams? I'll leave it to Oneduhs <3John Deere
I should be battling Diablo... but Hens is an upgrade to Hell on Earth
^^^a punchline Hensley, try using one when ya sell a verse


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Now onto The Robert Parish of Text.

Uncle Fester & Dr.Evil morphed into one outstanding baboon
you only scare people when standing infront of tanning saloons
Frank Thomas sponsored Ronald McDonalds shoes how could it be?!
only time voters see a Baldwin bro' is watchin 'E!True Hollywood Story'
Equal rights opportunity spoof of Mr.Clean... a disgrace man
it requires an ID to screw up the blinds & misplace plants?
Revanons hand-me-down never ironed pants he got are gutter
Tides up; then why you feel the need to rock highwaters?
A Seal of Approval? or approved to look like Seal it's wierd as crap
How generous of Tyson to give Evander Holyfield his ears back
Willy Wonka created a real life milk dud, so I wouldn't want to be dude
& you can follow in my shadows...but just smile so I can see you


John Hensley:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Revanon

no extensions.
I usually DO show up late, but you forget that I rhyme elite too.
And fuck sayin no extensions... you really think I need extra time to beat you?
I'm movin' forward. Sorry, but I'm known to deaden careers.
Because every Reverse I've seen.. shows the direction he's been headed for years.
You said you've wanted to battle, I've never had any hesitation.
I'd wanna battle you too.. if beating washups would ACTUALLY add to my reputation.
He's in need of advice, and sorry I don't have any tips.
Your rank's experiencing a sagging effect that's only rivaled by ya wifes vaginal lips.
And Real's into men, he honestly has no devotion to the pink.
Fuck eatin a bitch out. If Elixir you know he slipped some sort of potion in her drink.
I know ya homeless n' broke, so if you wanna face your fate instead.
Come on over, my guillotine will accomodate u.. n' give you a place to lay your head.
I'll murder this fagot, it's obvious he'll fold in death.
You're gettin blown out of the water.
... and this time it's not because ya man couldn't hold his breath.
Gettin murdered by every decent head means we can tell you lack fame.
Sorry, if E was in the middle of somethin dope it's because I spelled my last name.
You might claim you're nice, but we understand that you're text isn't.
Shit, i'm makin such light-work out of you it could increase demand for electricians.
And about Oneduh signing out, here's a fact you should remember.
The only reason I gotta son both of you is cuz it takes TWO of you to make an actual contender.

pz