I got food poisoning last night

[Neighbor]

Worst experience of my life, literally thought I was gonna die

Still can barely hold down water

Discuss

[PancakeBrah]

did u died?

[Allen Knight]

Told u not to drink the worm in the tequila

[Certain]

What's worse, food poisoning or rhabdomyolysis?

[Wise Wiggles]

Flex it out of your system.

[Fart]

what kind? i wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy

[Fart]

What's worse, food poisoning or rhabdomyolysis?

theres almost nothing worse than food poisoning

[Neighbor]

what kind? i wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy

theres almost nothing worse than food poisoning

I've never been sicker than that

Was in the bathroom from 10 PM to 6 AM shitting & throwing up, shaking, freezing cold, then sweating bullets

The body pain is the worst, you can't even move & you're too weak to hold your head up

Unreal

[TYSON]

Stop eating dick

[Dope girl]

Stop eatting rotten food.

[Witty]

Stop eatting rotten food.

Lmao

Good advice tbh

[Witty]

Get high dude, it may not rid you of your ailment but it will help.

[uh-oh]

mizz millionaire ftw

but yea i havent been food poisoned in YEARS. ate some filthy delicious pork chops that were way too thick and i was impatient. it looked WHITE THO but i must not have hit the right temp or something

but yea its death

everything evacuates. human body is a G

[Masaii]

I got that in Africa but didnt get the runs

Lol how bad is it, at first youre like oh my stomach is upset, 10 mins later you are throwing your guts up and cant keep anything down.

[Witty]

Nah it's bad.

It's one of the worst feelings ever.

It's not just shitting a lot lol

[Masaii]

I couldnt walk more than 10 metres without having to drop to the ground lol.

Id wish it upon the billiest of the billys

[Neighbor]

I just want to take a solid poop

Is that too much to ask, bros?

[Swerve]

What'd you eat?

I work in quality control, so my diagnoses of the situation >>>>>>

[Neighbor]

This new place called The Corner Bakery opened up across the street from where I work

I'm pretty sure it's a chain

I had a chicken pesto sandwich w/ pickle, chips & apple crumble

God, just typing that makes me have to throw up

[Witty]

I just want to take a solid poop

Is that too much to ask, bros?

:(

[Masaii]

Lol neigh got a bad batch of dynabol and is spending his night in a shitty mess of sloppy brown mush and regret

[Witty]

Been there.

[Swerve]

This new place called The Corner Bakery opened up across the street from where I work

I'm pretty sure it's a chain

I had a chicken pesto sandwich w/ pickle, chips & apple crumble

God, just typing that makes me have to throw up

99% it wasn't the chips or crumble. Those do not have the necessary bacterial organisms growing on them to make you sick like that (unless something inside was really unsanitary, but in the cooking process that stuff is killed all the time).

You're probably looking at undercooked chicken/improperly cooled chicken after cooking resulting in the growth of either E.Coli, Salmonella or Listeria. Listeria kills though and E.Coli wouldn't make you throw up but you'd probably have the runs and shit...so it was probably salmonella growing on the chicken.

I'd contact the that bakery and let them know. Up here, stuff like that is really serious (like class action lawsuit/ product recalls). Maybe you can get some dough out of it.

[PancakeBrah]

dough out of it/bakery

u cheeky kunt

[Witty]

Swerve knows a lot about things.

[Certain]

Neighbor has that diarrhea flow, sure, but my shit's harder than his.

[Dominate]

Lolololol neigh cannot catch a break

Every week it's something new

Your life sucks dawg

[Certain]

Neighbor's raw spits are the product of chicken sandwich backwash.

[Neighbor]

Lolololol neigh cannot catch a break

Every week it's something new

Your life sucks dawg

It's been a rough month, for sure

[Swerve]

Swerve knows a lot about things.

Only about food science (my job) and whatever I took and am taking in university (immunology and other useless stuff).

I'm not on Rawn level yet. SRS

[PancakeBrah]

you're a food science?

do explain to me why.

will you be on shark tank?

[Wise Wiggles]

lets talk about this on teh internet guys

[PancakeBrah]

We are.

[Wise Wiggles]

You are a liar.

[Swerve]

you're a food science?

do explain to me why.

will you be on shark tank?

Food Sciences, Quality Control, HACCP Coordinator....

My actual job title is "Food Safety Specialist"

I make sure the guy at McDonalds don't spit in your burger.

[PancakeBrah]

Wise is floating in space typing through chakras off that Peyote right now.