Sharp
12-15-2013, 11:20 PM
INTRODUCTION
Hey guys, Sharp here with yet another NBL magazine. Last week had 5 open battles with 7 no show wins, so hopefully this week'll have all the guys who would no show weeded out. We've got the first two contender matches of the season up, the winner of Karaoke and Unfukwitable to face the winner of Phuck Yew and Boredom in the season's first champ match. Should be dope. Lets get going.
REVIEWS
Tic Tac vs Shank Sinatra
This one ended up with some controversy over votes, but now that I actually read it I can see how close it was. Neither guy dropped all that hot, votes basically came down to who each individual voter thought had the biggest hit of the battle. Tic Tac probably would’ve taken it with a better Sinbad line, but most voters ended up favoring Boredom’s melanin line and gave him the win.
Apex vs Plot
This one ended up kind of one-sided, Plot was able to handle a rushed verse from Apex pretty easily. Neither guy dropped as hot as I’ve seen them do before. Plot’s missing link and mael line were thought to be the best lines in the battle and voters gave him the win unanimously.
Seth Scheinberg vs Sebastian Brawl
This one was kind of strange. Knuck went with a strange strategy and figured two bars of his would beat Sebastian’s whole verse. Voters mostly thought otherwise, the general consensus being that Seth could’ve taken it easily if he showed up with a whole verse, but they gave it to Sebastian for having a complete verse. Sebastian moves up to 2-0 while Seth drops to 1-1.
Karaoke vs Concepz
This one was pretty one sided, Karaoke didn’t come as strongly as he could but was more than enough to top Concepz, who had alright wording but came with really played Kar flips. He seemed kind of rushed while Karaoke did his thing and the voters all agreed he took the win easily, maintaining a perfect record.
Unfukwitable vs Phuck Yew
Phuck probably had the most quotation marks I’ve ever seen in one verse lol. This was another close one, with most voters quoting almost the same amount of hits from each. Both dudes brought solid flips, Phuck’s ’Unachieved’ line was pretty cool and Unfukwitable had a slick hanger line. Voters ended up giving Phuck the win in a close battle.
Top Punches
1. Karaoke vs. Concepz
Knowing that u suck in live and in text battles must make your chest throb
Cuz that Blue Collar work u got showed that u were better suited for a desk job
2. Unfukwitable vs. Phuck Yew
So I don't wanna hear'em on any Ipod, cd player or Walkman
His hooks make for sucha dead delivery I'm surprised if you're against Hanger abortions .
3. Seth Scheinberg vs. Sebastian Brawl
You're worth nothing, u couldn't champ the weakest tourney queer
2 bars vs. ur weeks work & we'll still see ya Fall, Brawl.. worse than this years
4. Tic Tac vs. Boredom
We know he's a bitch, at the club he'll 'pop lock & drop it' for service
Since this chicken tender, I'll put Boars head in a bag quicker than Stop & Shop workers
5. Plot vs. Apex
No one believes your gayness, I'm more evolved at text n spitting ink,
And the only people who care 'bout Ape X...keep asking for the Missing Link.
6. Phuck Yew vs. Unfukwitable
'Stupid' fuck ur trash, but thats not even the top of it
cuz on Netcees ur future is 'Dim Wit' & ur exactly that for thinking the opposite
7. Boredom vs. Tic Tac
& ur a fruit who uses fruits as sex toys /w boys. This is a fact
Tic Tac’d love to get that melanin and I don’t mean wishing he was black
No-Show Shine
Orc vs Sho
thoughtsa being sodomized makes this geek excited
yea they say ur bodys a temple. that don't mean you let priests inside it
the league been wack. u still shitty tho whore
maaan if u returning The Prestige trust it's to your local videostore
he be riding K Shine hard. im like duuude filter
the ONLY ppl screamin Zip Em Up. is chicks when u pull outcha 2 incher
GETDATNIGGAORC. my old squeeze was better than dude
.. so if ya talk about my Exile mention ur self-imposed one weneva u lose
stop it friend. ionno y u even wana box again.
dog. you choke at the top quicka than mountaineers w. out oxegen
O's definition is CRACK. if it's a threat im fiending
sho's definition is wack: &&&now im hoping voters'll get my meaning
if u tryna act i ain't the greatest.. well, that shits rotten
thats like the pot calling the kettle black b4 making him pick cotton
ya crib ain't baaallling like that. there's hardly a bed
so if we seeing a huge ass Tubman it's definitely strikta's Harriet thread
Hey guys, Sharp here with yet another NBL magazine. Last week had 5 open battles with 7 no show wins, so hopefully this week'll have all the guys who would no show weeded out. We've got the first two contender matches of the season up, the winner of Karaoke and Unfukwitable to face the winner of Phuck Yew and Boredom in the season's first champ match. Should be dope. Lets get going.
REVIEWS
Tic Tac vs Shank Sinatra
This one ended up with some controversy over votes, but now that I actually read it I can see how close it was. Neither guy dropped all that hot, votes basically came down to who each individual voter thought had the biggest hit of the battle. Tic Tac probably would’ve taken it with a better Sinbad line, but most voters ended up favoring Boredom’s melanin line and gave him the win.
Apex vs Plot
This one ended up kind of one-sided, Plot was able to handle a rushed verse from Apex pretty easily. Neither guy dropped as hot as I’ve seen them do before. Plot’s missing link and mael line were thought to be the best lines in the battle and voters gave him the win unanimously.
Seth Scheinberg vs Sebastian Brawl
This one was kind of strange. Knuck went with a strange strategy and figured two bars of his would beat Sebastian’s whole verse. Voters mostly thought otherwise, the general consensus being that Seth could’ve taken it easily if he showed up with a whole verse, but they gave it to Sebastian for having a complete verse. Sebastian moves up to 2-0 while Seth drops to 1-1.
Karaoke vs Concepz
This one was pretty one sided, Karaoke didn’t come as strongly as he could but was more than enough to top Concepz, who had alright wording but came with really played Kar flips. He seemed kind of rushed while Karaoke did his thing and the voters all agreed he took the win easily, maintaining a perfect record.
Unfukwitable vs Phuck Yew
Phuck probably had the most quotation marks I’ve ever seen in one verse lol. This was another close one, with most voters quoting almost the same amount of hits from each. Both dudes brought solid flips, Phuck’s ’Unachieved’ line was pretty cool and Unfukwitable had a slick hanger line. Voters ended up giving Phuck the win in a close battle.
Top Punches
1. Karaoke vs. Concepz
Knowing that u suck in live and in text battles must make your chest throb
Cuz that Blue Collar work u got showed that u were better suited for a desk job
2. Unfukwitable vs. Phuck Yew
So I don't wanna hear'em on any Ipod, cd player or Walkman
His hooks make for sucha dead delivery I'm surprised if you're against Hanger abortions .
3. Seth Scheinberg vs. Sebastian Brawl
You're worth nothing, u couldn't champ the weakest tourney queer
2 bars vs. ur weeks work & we'll still see ya Fall, Brawl.. worse than this years
4. Tic Tac vs. Boredom
We know he's a bitch, at the club he'll 'pop lock & drop it' for service
Since this chicken tender, I'll put Boars head in a bag quicker than Stop & Shop workers
5. Plot vs. Apex
No one believes your gayness, I'm more evolved at text n spitting ink,
And the only people who care 'bout Ape X...keep asking for the Missing Link.
6. Phuck Yew vs. Unfukwitable
'Stupid' fuck ur trash, but thats not even the top of it
cuz on Netcees ur future is 'Dim Wit' & ur exactly that for thinking the opposite
7. Boredom vs. Tic Tac
& ur a fruit who uses fruits as sex toys /w boys. This is a fact
Tic Tac’d love to get that melanin and I don’t mean wishing he was black
No-Show Shine
Orc vs Sho
thoughtsa being sodomized makes this geek excited
yea they say ur bodys a temple. that don't mean you let priests inside it
the league been wack. u still shitty tho whore
maaan if u returning The Prestige trust it's to your local videostore
he be riding K Shine hard. im like duuude filter
the ONLY ppl screamin Zip Em Up. is chicks when u pull outcha 2 incher
GETDATNIGGAORC. my old squeeze was better than dude
.. so if ya talk about my Exile mention ur self-imposed one weneva u lose
stop it friend. ionno y u even wana box again.
dog. you choke at the top quicka than mountaineers w. out oxegen
O's definition is CRACK. if it's a threat im fiending
sho's definition is wack: &&&now im hoping voters'll get my meaning
if u tryna act i ain't the greatest.. well, that shits rotten
thats like the pot calling the kettle black b4 making him pick cotton
ya crib ain't baaallling like that. there's hardly a bed
so if we seeing a huge ass Tubman it's definitely strikta's Harriet thread