Lemee see dem Christmas trees doe

[Diode]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1468611_10103331958779779_750125073_n.jpg

For those of you not living in your parents' basement.

[PancakeBrah]

Nice pillows brah. Lookin comfy right now.

[Diode]

Nice pillows brah. Lookin comfy right now.

Nah they need some fluffing. You wanna fluff my pillows, DancakeBrah?

<3

[PancakeBrah]

I'm scared now

[veritas]

That couch is boasting of its diploma gained from the Anthony Colavito school of shady interior decorating choices.

[Destroyer]

I got u when I get home
no strikta

[Ghost1]

That couch is boasting of its diploma gained from the Anthony Colavito school of shady interior decorating choices.

Lmao.

[Diode]

That couch is boasting of its diploma gained from the Anthony Colavito school of shady interior decorating choices.

I know you live in the hell that is the deep south, but here in the coastal south, seersucker is a thing. That ain't black and white Ikea garbage if that's what you think it is. Tan and cream, bruh.

[Suthaveli]

Posting later tonight.

[veritas]

I know you live in the hell that is the deep south, but here in the coastal south, seersucker is a thing. That ain't black and white Ikea garbage if that's what you think it is. Tan and cream, bruh.

So now in addition to being a geographical racist, you are attempting to justify the choice of such an ugly effeminate couch by telling us that it costs alot?

[Diode]

So now in addition to being a geographical racist, you are attempting to justify the choice of such an ugly effeminate couch by telling us that it costs alot?

It's almost like I have a wife.

Crazy, that.

[veritas]

So wait....your wife didn't choose that couch and you did?

[Diode]

So wait....your wife didn't choose that couch and you did?

Achievement Unlocked:

Peak Veritas

[veritas]

Achievement Unlocked:

Peak Veritas

Trust that you have gotten only the tip.

you make good money right?> didnt you say that somewhere?

[PancakeBrah]

Diode v. Veritas is a good underrated matchup.

Popcorn.gif? Please popcorn.gif

[Diode]

Diode v. Veritas is a good underrated matchup.

Popcorn.gif? Please popcorn.gif

I am not engaging Dr. Clownshoes ITT. Veritas can make a self-aggrandizing thread calling me out if he wants. This thread is for Christmas trees and I wouldn't mind if DancakeBrah cleaned it up.

[veritas]

Translation: Veritas wins and my couch looks like an elderly fabric vagina.

[Diode]

Translation: Veritas wins and my couch looks like an elderly fabric vagina.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35exiBuYP1qmf0pfo1_500.gif

[Split]

is that an electric fireplace diode

[Split]

BEGBIE.

[Diode]

is that an electric fireplace diode

gas.

[Split]

gas.

-_-

at least the tree is real

[Certain]

The Mind Assassin delivered a near-knockout blow in the first round but since has been swinging and missing. Diode hasn't delivered more than a few well-placed jabs but is going to win on points at this rate.

[veritas]

The Mind Assassin delivered a near-knockout blow in the first round but since has been swinging and missing. Diode hasn't delivered more than a few well-placed jabs but is going to win on points at this rate.

http://memefiles.alphacoders.com/208/2082.jpg

[Diode]

-_-

at least the tree is real

nope.

re: fireplace though

i had wood at two different places. there is no replicating it, but it is also a gigantic pain in the ass. i miss the smell but i do not miss the clean up, finicky starting, and yearly chimney / fireplace cleaning bill.

[Diode]

The Mind Assassin delivered a near-knockout blow in the first round but since has been swinging and missing. Diode hasn't delivered more than a few well-placed jabs but is going to win on points at this rate.

the usual.

[veritas]

the usual.

admittingly if you were more of a formidable adversary I would do better, but my original statement summed up the veracity of the matter....that you have Ellen Degeneres' pillows on Bea Arthur's Couch.


fuck your couch.

[Texcellence]

It's crazy, people will hate on anything..

The first thing I noticed was Home Alone, G shit.

Salute bro.

[Diode]

admittingly if you were more of a formidable adversary I would do better, but my original statement summed up the veracity of the matter....that you have Ellen Degeneres' pillows on Bea Arthur's Couch.


fuck your couch.

you are an ostensibly straight man judging a couch and making reference to details no straight man should ever care about.

your latent homosexuality is seeping through like so many tears cried over empty bottles of bourbon.

disengage.

[Witty]

Don't even have mine up yet lol been super busy...off work tomorrow so I'll probably out it up then.

[veritas]

you are an ostensibly straight man judging a couch and making reference to details no straight man should ever care about.

your latent homosexuality is seeping through like so many tears cried over empty bottles of bourbon.

disengage.


I don't know what ostensibly means, nor do I see how you could judge my sexual preferences when you personally bought, and took pride in, a homosexual seating machine. fuck your couch.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/235/671/1b9.jpg

[Witty]

Ostensibly means putting up an appearance that doesn't reflect how you truly feel.

[Objective]

As one of the crazy guys on the forum I find this ritual to be unsettling and disturbed.

[PancakeBrah]

Lol @ split being a fireplace snob when he's broke, trading air valves for twizzlers at the quad

[veritas]

oh...so he is inferring that I secretly love cock bc I am clowning on him for choosing a couch that an elderly woman would choose for her sitting room? ok I will accept that.

[veritas]

Lol @ split being a fireplace snob when he's broke, trading air valves for twizzlers at the quad


MWQHAL;KHAKL;HLK;AHAHHAHKLAH;LKEHK;LHAFKLHHLAWEKLH EHEHHEIOHJGA;LKNIOJNEIOJHTIOPAHVN!!!!

[Dominate]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1468611_10103331958779779_750125073_n.jpg

For those of you not living in your parents' basement.

Nice.

Mine looks like shit in comparison tbh.

[uh-oh]

lmao your couch sucks

but nah you look like you live in a place where i wouldnt feel comfortable

like those rooms people have that no one is allowed to go into because its for show

i want to be rich and white

megamillions tonighttttttttt

[uh-oh]

this niggas got a gas fireplace with north african marble and shit

like a boss

in south carolina

watsup with that random vase to the left tho

its messin with the symmetry dawg

feng shuai or whatever that chinamen word is

its out of balance

[veritas]

lmao your couch sucks

[Witty]

Also one candlestick is smaller than the other.

[Diode]

i ain't in charge of baubles and knick knacks bros.

[Diode]

lmao your couch sucks

but nah you look like you live in a place where i wouldnt feel comfortable

like those rooms people have that no one is allowed to go into because its for show

i want to be rich and white

megamillions tonighttttttttt

nah, i do not have those rooms. never that.

[veritas]

i ain't in charge of baubles and knick knacks bros.

Were you in charge of couches?

[Diode]

Were you in charge of couches?

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/199plfy55awsqgif/ku-medium.gif

You are obviously out of your element, Donny.

Let me help:
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Troll

[veritas]

I am not a troll. I am just trying to discern if you chose out that couch?

[Suthaveli]

http://i40.tinypic.com/qnwbxi.jpg

[Witty]

Suth has a sideways Christmas tree.

/Thread.

[Ghost1]

But yo....nigga said...

Baubles


Lol


But yea.....first thing i noticed was home alone.....

Bout to decorate mine tomorrow nite.....

Expect less ....lol

[Ghost1]

Suth shit ghetto fabulous like a mug tho lmao

Lookin like a pimps christmas carol

[namix]

This thread is for Christmas trees and I wouldn't mind if DancakeBrah cleaned it up.

"the fuck is wrong with you

these threads exist for the lulz"

talkin about havin tree threads cleaned up like they're serious business

[namix]

Also Diode, in regards to your "how to be a troll" reference, http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Troll, consider revisiting Part 3 of 4: "Utilizing Memes".

If you're too pressed for time between your busy married and boarding life, focus on the 2 following items:

3.2 Keep it reasonable. Don’t use memes too much.

3.4 Balance with some original humor.

[Suthaveli]

Suth shit ghetto fabulous like a mug tho lmao

Lookin like a pimps christmas carol

Roflzzz.

No presents for these hoees

[Diode]

Also Diode, in regards to your "how to be a troll" reference, http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Troll, consider revisiting Part 3 of 4: "Utilizing Memes".

If you're too pressed for time between your busy married and boarding life, focus on the 2 following items:

3.2 Keep it reasonable. Don’t use memes too much.

3.4 Balance with some original humor.

Lol @ you coming at me especially because I made a joke to dancake you took srs since you are incapable of lulz

You been doin this for weeks now

A fun thread for you gonna ensue in the next week bet

[Diode]

Also suth tree sparkly as fuck. Name that shit trichomes da tree.

[Split]

Lol @ split being a fireplace snob when he's broke, trading air valves for twizzlers at the quad

wood is free nigga

gas is expensive as fuk and bad for the environment

I burn enough of that shyt driving irresponsibly

[Split]

dynamix sonnage
Suth u on that there Calc I time

[Split]

Do u get it tho?

We all know whatever is in Diodes tank ain't natty

[Diode]

Its natural gas actually and dirt cheap

Metaphor or not

[Inno]

lol suth got a Christmas bush...tight work.

diode

that tree looking dope son.

[Diode]

thx sir

more trees please less grown men obsessed with couches

[Certain]

I have no tree.

[Inno]

my tree

[Diode]

pretty full for a real tree, good job.

[Inno]

always real bro...never owned a fake tree

[Certain]

When keeping it real goes wrong?

[Wise Wiggles]

All these trees look like they're from the 50's..

[Certain]

Wise Ways' tree rocks glow sticks and laser lights.

[Diode]

All these trees look like they're from the 50's..

LEDs can go to hell

gimee that warm incandescent all day

[namix]

Lol @ you coming at me especially because I made a joke to dancake you took srs since you are incapable of lulz

You been doin this for weeks now

A fun thread for you gonna ensue in the next week bet

lol @ you claiming you made a joke


that would be fuckin hilarious

[Split]

I for one hope to see a better selection of Kwanzaa shrubs at the mall this year

[Masaii]

HUSH TREE CREW CHECKING IN

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o276/themishaps/IMG_1072_zpseb83879a.jpg

WHERE DO I PUT THE PRESENTS CREW CHECKING IN

DO I SMOKE IT? CREW CHECKING IN

LULWTF IS THAT CREW CHECKING IN

[veritas]

Diode's couch is the fabric equivalent of being a male and delighting in being sodomized.

[Diode]

lol @ you claiming you made a joke


that would be fuckin hilarious

namix thinks he can board all of a sudden ITT

i guess the marketing intern got big brass ones after spending $2.53 to buy netcees from GOW

here namix let me ether you before this goes any further.

SO NOBODY FORGETS, HERE IS YOUR SITE ADMINISTRATOR, NETCEES:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPlWfvam-x8

stay behind the keyboard AND GET ME A FUCKING COFFEE, CREAM AND SUGAR, SWEET AND LO

[Diode]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTpJTB-lDlQ

OH GOD IT GETS SO MUCH WORSE

LEBRON JAMES DISS GUYS.

YOU ARE A SALAMANDER. - DYNAMIX

[Diode]

http://www.projectrhyme.com/forums/f4/yo-lady-liberty-audio-drop-58523/

NICEST COMMENT IN THE ENTIRE THREAD:

"it's not as bad as everyone is making it out to be" - bonecollector

[veritas]

I think the real issue is your terrible taste Diode, followed by your blatant inferiority complex.

[Diode]

I think the real issue is your terrible taste Diode, followed by your blatant inferiority complex.

do either even chart against your wanton need for attention?

how is your morning going, veritas? are you lonely now that bags won't talk to you?

:(

<< bro hugs >>

[veritas]

Dude I dont need attention. In fact, I try to run from it.

My morning has gone well. I fapped in the shower this morning meditating upon the taste of Anthony's kidney covered in carotid sauce.

Please stay to the topic at hand.


IF YOU GOT DEM DOLLARS FUCK YO COUCH, THEN BUY A NEW ONE HOMEY! CUZ THAT COUCH IS WHAT AN OLD LADY WOULD HAVE IN HER SITTING ROOM AND YOU ALREADY SAID YOU AINT GOT NO SITTING ROOM. DO YOU, OR ANYONE IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD SIT ON THAT COUCH EVER?

[Diode]

Dude I dont need attention. In fact, I try to run from it.

My morning has gone well. I fapped in the shower this morning meditating upon the taste of Anthony's kidney covered in carotid sauce.

Please stay to the topic at hand.


IF YOU GOT DEM DOLLARS FUCK YO COUCH, THEN BUY A NEW ONE HOMEY! CUZ THAT COUCH IS WHAT AN OLD LADY WOULD HAVE IN HER SITTING ROOM AND YOU ALREADY SAID YOU AINT GOT NO SITTING ROOM. DO YOU, OR ANYONE IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD SIT ON THAT COUCH EVER?

i guess that rattled you. i know anthony is near and dear to your heart.

you're right though, maybe there is something greater than your need for attention.

http://www.musicvf.com/wp/***he/img_song/70/JMGSong_20970.jpg

[veritas]

if you answer the questions honestly I will depart I promise.

1. did you purchase that couch?
2. Does anyone actually sit on that couch?
3. what does cock taste like for having that couch?

[Diode]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aov_KQ-Dduw/SdNpA-_NI2I/AAAAAAAAADw/-yhBSITWkMY/s400/reach-out-hand-300.jpg

[veritas]

if you answer the questions honestly I will depart I promise.

1. did you purchase that couch?
2. Does anyone actually sit on that couch?
3. what does cock taste like for having that couch?

[Diode]

Veritas is an internet cartoon. Nothing more.

[veritas]

Did you buy that couch?

[veritas]

Did you buy that couch?

[Certain]

What does audio ability have to do with this? You could have mentioned his persistent inability to pick up sarcasm. But he actually is staying behind a keyboard.

[namix]

damn Diode, i was hoping you had that gem from waaay back which ezmc put together as part of his bboys mixed tape...

just in case anyone mistakenly thought it doesn't get any worse -- rest assured, it does and i was lol!


thanks for sharing bro