CASHIUS COME HAVE LUNCH W BAGATRON

[Ghost1]

Cashius

[veritas]

invite me so that I can murder you.

I mean be your friend.

[Ghost1]

We r not friends, guy.

[Certain]

What are you having? I was thinking of grabbing a burger, but I might go for a sandwich instead.

[veritas]

We r not friends, guy.

EXACTLY!

it is time to change that sweet prince.

[Witty]

Today at work we had a team lunch...so I had to sit and eat with a bunch of people I don't like and who probably don't like me, I felt like Dia at thanksgiving.

[Ghost1]

Dia...smh.


An yea i was gonna wait for cashmula....but i guess hes out the burg already ...

Bacon cheeseburger at five guys....cajun fries ...

[veritas]

you are a lonely boy....

[veritas]

....who I want to literally devour.

[Orc]

i had a ham chicken cheese turkey toasted sandwich & ate it alone in the food court surrounded by annoying families

[PancakeBrah]

Cottage cheese and tuna.

I did indulge in two egg rolls sadly. My roommate had just ordered Chinese. Im weak :(

[veritas]

you are weak.

[PancakeBrah]

I know I just said that.

Not like physically, though. Lol I'd wreck u m8

[veritas]

ha! I am 6 ft, and 220lbs...solid. I am functionally strong and a leader of men. You are strong in useless ways. I will cut your achilles tendons and drink from the fountain, lapping like a thirsty puppy above your crippled frame.

[PancakeBrah]

No you won't. You're just saying crazy things.

[Cashius]

Next time.

[veritas]

No you won't. You're just saying crazy things.

You wanna find out fool!? There aint descriptives in your lexicon to define the pain I will bring you.

[PancakeBrah]

You've never done any of the things you'll say you do. Bags is unafraid of you. You need to actually torture Bags SRS before I listen to any more of your nonsense mister.

[PancakeBrah]

Next time.

Lold

[Witty]

I have a scar where my Achilles is cuz when I was a kid I was on the back of a friends bike and my foot got caught in the chain and i fell off and he cycled for an extra 10+ seconds...just dragging me by my foot which was entangled in the chain.

Then I stumbled home, but my mom wasn't there so I had to wait for like an hour and i took my shoe off and my white sock was now red.

With blood, I didn't have magic colour changing socks.

[veritas]

You've never done any of the things you'll say you do. Bags is unafraid of you. You need to actually torture Bags SRS before I listen to any more of your nonsense mister.


THEN LET HIS BLOOD BE UPON YOUR HANDS FOOLISH HIPSTER SCUM!

[Certain]

Wouldn't his blood be on your hands?

[veritas]

in my mouth. Do not think I have seen you subtly attempting to goad me today boy.

[PancakeBrah]

THEN LET HIS BLOOD BE UPON YOUR HANDS FOOLISH HIPSTER SCUM!

I don't think you have the follow through. Bags is a good friend of mine both on here and in real life but his death/torture is necessary for me to respect your threats.

[Ghost1]

Veritas is an internet cartoon. Nothing more.

[veritas]

Veritas is an internet cartoon. Nothing more.

prove it. what is your telephone number and address.

[PancakeBrah]

That gambit proves nothing. Provide to me your address.

[Strikta]

Dbl Bacon Chz, grilled onions & mush, fresh japs, A1.

Cajun Fries.

Vault.

= Best 5 Guys meal ever. Can't go wrong w/ that lineup.

[Certain]

An yea i was gonna wait for cashmula....but i guess hes out the burg already ...

Bacon cheeseburger at five guys....cajun fries ...

I go with that, too: a bacon cheeseburger with raw onions, jalapenos, barbecue, mayo and sometimes mushrooms, plus a little order of Cajun fries.

[Strikta]

BBQ & Mayo??

Yuck.

Do u tho.

[Boredom]

Lol At how much of a try hard veritas is


N I had spicy peanut w/ chicken stir fry n a apple was delish jus so ya know

[Certain]

BBQ & Mayo??

Yuck.

Do u tho.

I'll put mayo on any sandwich or burger or whatever.

[Strikta]

Word, yeah.. me too.. I love mayo.

I love BBQ too.

But both of them on the same thing doesn't mix, imo.

[Split]

i had a ham chicken cheese turkey toasted sandwich & ate it alone in the food court surrounded by annoying families

I specifically remember u saying u never ate alone in ur life and scoffing at peons hitting up Wendy's dolo


What happened to tha god?

[Orc]

I got a second job and dnt wana mingle with ppl I dnt knw while im eating. I hate small talk. *sent while at subway on my lunch alone :(((((*

[veritas]

DEAR DIARY: Today I waxed my eyebrows, it hurt soooo much....but all the boys definetly noticed I could so tell. I guess a little pain can be pleasure huh??? tee hee.

[Split]

I got a second job and dnt wana mingle with ppl I dnt knw while im eating. I hate small talk. *sent while at subway on my lunch alone :(((((*

work friends are key. unless they're weirdos

Stay safe Orc