Somebody loan a nigga 20 bucks please

[Strikta]

Need money for pampers & formula.

& Ramen.

Help.me.plz

[Strikta]

Shouldn't have ordered them Js.

[Seyance]

i guess a black person you know needs 20 bucks.

[Strikta]

No.

I need it.

I actually need more.. but 20 will work.

[KwaL!ty]

Lol @ this ... is this serious?

[veritas]

I am considering helping you.

[Strikta]

What do I need to do for ur help?

We're hungry. :(

[Wise Wiggles]

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=39576

y u do dis

[Ghost1]

LOL

[Badweather]

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=39576

y u do dis
.
Right!? Self sabotage all the way

[KwaL!ty]

Wise Ways ..



#damnitman

[Diode]

i guess a black person you know needs 20 bucks.

I loold here

Good show!

[Strikta]

Yeah, I blew most of it on bullshit, regretfully.. & lost a good chunk of it too.

Right now I'm in some srs trouble tho.

[veritas]

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=39576

y u do dis

never mind...help rescinded.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

this nigga bought cocaine, jays, new outfits, and partied for his birthday over the weekend. If anyone gives this fraud anything, you may as well send me 20 bucks for extra supplies.

[Strikta]

I didn't actually get the cocaine tho.

Got a bunch of pills instead.

& a little bit of crack.

[veritas]

jesus...

[Strikta]

lol

I really didn't buy drugs on my bday.. I just went out & had some expensive tabs is all.. & lost some cash in the process.

[NYCSPITZ]

lmaoo if i had a bank acc to transfer shit to paypal i would hook it up but got cash only atm my g. j go to the local stadium/place where kids get wasted and pick up 400 cans, recycle them u got 20 bucks @ 5 cents a pop nigga

[Chyeahhh!!!]

jesus...


lmfao man I can't take this

[Strikta]

Moneygram that shit.

I got u back in a few days bro.

[Lars]

chaturbate.com is a dope way of making money

you just record your bitch getting pipe from you via webcam and people pay you in tokens

[big baby]

lmaoo if i had a bank acc to transfer shit to paypal i would hook it up but got cash only atm my g. j go to the local stadium/place where kids get wasted and pick up 400 cans, recycle them u got 20 bucks @ 5 cents a pop nigga

lol

[...the Nagger]

lol go to food lion, grab a shoppin cart then walk around the city and collect 200 cans

[Strikta]

I'm not capable of that, Eddie.

Forget this.

Ya'll don't give a fuck.

[...the Nagger]

buy (or "borrow") a pencil/pad and walk around the city offering to draw potraits of people for donations

[veritas]

I do give a fuck, you are just an foolish scumbag....so that makes it difficult.

[Inno]

This nigga is an excellent troll.

The rest of you saltines take note.

[veritas]

I am not a troll sir.

[Diode]

I am not a troll sir.

need for attention confirmed

inno was referring to strikta you sublevel boarder

back to the catacombs

[KwaL!ty]

@sublevel

[big baby]

Ya'll don't give a fuck.

true. i don't.

lol @ you. look like every white guy with a yankees beanie on. probably used to wear earrings. still do. have the hole still. use your girls earrings to keep it from closing. "baby what are you doing"

-"not now babe, you won't understand"

"those...are girl earrings"

-- " you dont know my path, bitch." *takes pill*

-- "WHERES THE WATER I HAD ON THE COUNTER BITCH!"

"babe stop you're scaring me, you're gonna wake up the baby!"

-- "we have a baby?"

lol. wear jordans. try to dunk in them, touch the net. lol @ dolo night out. went to the local bar, 9 people in there, sat in the corner. watched espn highlights. facebook status read "night out with the guys, watching the game, crazy thursday night", facebook status today "I'm balling" netcees status "20 dollah for blowjob plz" lol sorry. That was mean. You need to be strikta with your wallet. Irresponsible ass. You should recycle. You'll humble yourself when you get old prune juice drip from the plastic bottles onto your gray peanut coconut oreo double chocolate dipped reverse sparkling sprinkle jordans you spent 150 on instead of buying groceries. Fuck you

[...the Nagger]

jordans > groceries

nothing wrong with starving for a week for some collectable kicks yo

[big baby]

You look like Jesse Pinkman.

[Strikta]

true. i don't.

lol @ you. look like every white guy with a yankees beanie on. probably used to wear earrings. still do. have the hole still. use your girls earrings to keep it from closing. "baby what are you doing"

-"not now babe, you won't understand"

"those...are girl earrings"

-- " you dont know my path, bitch." *takes pill*

-- "WHERES THE WATER I HAD ON THE COUNTER BITCH!"

"babe stop you're scaring me, you're gonna wake up the baby!"

-- "we have a baby?"

lol. wear jordans. try to dunk in them, touch the net. lol @ dolo night out. went to the local bar, 9 people in there, sat in the corner. watched espn highlights. facebook status read "night out with the guys, watching the game, crazy thursday night", facebook status today "I'm balling" netcees status "20 dollah for blowjob plz" lol sorry. That was mean. You need to be strikta with your wallet. Irresponsible ass. You should recycle. You'll humble yourself when you get old prune juice drip from the plastic bottles onto your gray peanut coconut oreo double chocolate dipped reverse sparkling sprinkle jordans you spent 150 on instead of buying groceries. Fuck you


Suck my fucking cock.

[big baby]

dude why'd you change your avy please don't kill yourself I was joking i'll send you 20 dollars whats your address please dont spend it on drugs. Not joking ask dull boy I am a man of my word.

[KwaL!ty]

Strik you where on downers?

[Chyeahhh!!!]

I don't think it's that we don't give a fuck. I think that it's incumbent of you to realize that most folks here are indeed compassionate towards others, and if given the opportunity, most more than likely are in the position to help someone who is attempting to help themselves. You've helped yourself to an unhealthy lifestyle of drugs, dishonesty, materialistic happiness, and adulterous pleasures. Forgive us if we aren't as sympathetic to your situation as much as you'd hoped that we all would be. If I were you I'd have your girl register, make a thread asking for money, and you'd get better results.

As of now, I honestly believe that you won't be back after this, because even if you're lying about your recent misfortunes, there is no coming back from what has taken place in this thread imo.

In closing, if you do have a family to take care of...they deserve better.

[veritas]

need for attention confirmed

inno was referring to strikta you sublevel boarder

back to the catacombs

http://www.shocklobster.com/s3h5/d08fagblankstare.jpg

[big baby]

I can't wait for the personals in future battles from this thread.

[Strikta]

Just Western Union it big baby

Please.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWg8SPe8ShQ

[DLB]

sell your kid for 20 bucks to some drug lord and pray he'll be a better father than you, you poor faggot
it's the holiday season and ur pathetic ass hops on the net to beg a bunch of net dudes for $$$ when u can easily take ur shoes back. no wonder ur so frail tho, u starve till ur ex can send u that child support check and u waste it on jordans

i hate u
i hate ppl who are like u
get off your lazy ass u sloth and get a fucking job

oh wait.... selling drugs and slanging keyboard rhymes as a teenage mutant ninja txtcee is ur life. u come here to cry but ur not a man strik. i challenge ur manhood. u probably at mcdonalds using the wifi to post on here as we speak. i hope u get Gregory Chrystal'd in the near future. ur a deadbeat dad and ur baby momma knows that. faggot

[KwaL!ty]

i actually like dlb now ..

[Strikta]

tldr

Thanks tho DLB.

[DLB]

i hope u get raped in prison by a bunch of neo-nazis u pussy

i hope they get u at your most vulnerable state and u cry yourself to sleep every night while every day u spend ur time being booty meat to all ur fellow inmates

i hope the prison guards destroy u and lie to get u life in prison, and u stop posting

i hate ur soul u scum. if i knew who u were irl, i'd put a bounty on your head. im starting to doubt ur kid cause u lack the balls to reproduce. ur not a man, ur the drake of NC with a sprinkle of Bubba sparxx. i hope ur kid buys his mom shit for fathers day and forgets about u on mothers day. pusy

[Strikta]

U done kiddo?

[veritas]

I must say, DLB is waxing strong here...

[veritas]

.....but then again, the scuminess of Timothy makes for an easy target.

[Witty]

Impressive thread.

Well done Strik.

I see what you did.

[DLB]

U done kiddo?

im a grown ass man compared to u so address me as so

as for reminding u that ur an unimportant incompetent semi-loyal yes man cock kissing delicate substance, yes im done with that u poor sad faggot

[veritas]

DLB working on a solid 4 hit combo right now.

[Witty]

I need advice.

Get high and then poop.

Or.

Poop and then get high.

?

[Greed]

Dead @everything

[Lotto Smirk]

I need advice.

Get high and then poop.

Or.

Poop and then get high.

?

deffo poop then get high or you might want to poop while getting high and it will ruin the buzz

[Witty]

Thanks bro!

[Lotto Smirk]

No problem anytime

[Diode]

you are now $6.50 away from $20!

[Eŋg]

you cannot be serious.

[Strikta]

Someone let me borrow 6.50 plz yo.

Thanks Diode

[Greed]

Nay

[timeless]

lol @ witty
always one of the hardest decisions in the morning.
id ban this fuck, honestly. wtf?

[Strikta]

Hey Mordycai.

Can I borrow 20 bro?

[uh-oh]

you got paypal?

i can send it instantly, but it will take a couple days for you to transfer it from paypal to your bank account so that probably won't help.

i wonder if they make cards? that draw on your paypal account? i doubt it. even if they do you'd have to wait for them to ship it

so if you would be good in a few days to pay me or someone back, it would be kinda besides the point because you wouldnt get the 20 for a few days anyways

[Diode]

you got paypal?

i can send it instantly, but it will take a couple days for you to transfer it from paypal to your bank account so that probably won't help.

i wonder if they make cards? that draw on your paypal account? i doubt it. even if they do you'd have to wait for them to ship it

so if you would be good in a few days to pay me or someone back, it would be kinda besides the point because you wouldnt get the 20 for a few days anyways

i did western union.

[Ghost1]

Lmao how much does it cost to western union 6.50?

Lol. Crucial thread tho.

@++++

[Joe Metts]

I woulda helped in the spirit of MD and christmas. Diode got you tho im assuming.

[Diode]

Lmao how much does it cost to western union 6.50?

Lol. Crucial thread tho.

@++++

1.99 but 1.49 w/ coupon.

[Ghost1]

Lmfao


Who the fuck has western union coupons? Looool

U lead an interesting life, friend.

[Diode]

Lmfao


Who the fuck has western union coupons? Looool

U lead an interesting life, friend.

i just googled western union coupon

25% off fees

put it into the code thing

magic

[Strikta]

Word, yeah Diode helped me out w/ 13.50

I do kinda need more tho.

:(

[Destroyer]

Who is big baby though? This dude might be my new favorite poster

[Meth]

If it was any other time of the yea is help you strik.

However, we went christm as shopping.

I'm broke now.

[Ghost1]

Who is big baby though? This dude might be my new favorite poster

Bwhaha

[Dope girl]

This isn't place for a bank.

[Masaii]

Wait

You actually gave this guy money? After he just spent everything on shoes and crack

LOOL

and lol how the fuck is that going to lookg going into the western union branch...."uhh hey do you have my $13.50?".

[Destroyer]

dammit I sent it to strikta trembley instead of strikta chase

[Diode]

Wait

You actually gave this guy money? After he just spent everything on shoes and crack

LOOL

and lol how the fuck is that going to lookg going into the western union branch...."uhh hey do you have my $13.50?".

i owed namix money from the text tournament on pr and he told me to give it to strik

one less thing on my plate now

also they give you a code online so you can go to any branch give them the code show them your id and get the $

[Ghost1]

I think his last point was more so.....how much of a dirtbag do u look like pickin up a western union for 13bucks.....lol.....that same thought immediately had entered my mind when i read u sent it as well haha.

[Diode]

lol he got it with the quickness too i got an email that he picked it up within like 20m

[Witty]

Lolololol

I love this thread.

[Just C]

lol he got it with the quickness too i got an email that he picked it up within like 20m

wow lol

[Masaii]

There aint no recovery from a thread like this.

Strikta down for the count in the world wide webz.

[Neighbor]

I'm just now seeing this

[PancakeBrah]

lol'd out loud @ the 'its pronounced deer tay' tag

well done

[Ghost1]

lol he got it with the quickness too i got an email that he picked it up within like 20m

Dead.

[DLB]

damn ya'll let son feed his addiction though

he living the aloe blacc - i need a dollar track word for word too
ihate everyone more for supporting his drug addiction, thx guys

the old DLB is back

[Chyeahhh!!!]

This shit actually works?? Look I'm saving for a new benelli shotgun for this training course in march if anyone feels jolly pm me for my PayPal.

[KwaL!ty]

http://www.willisms.com/archives/lesliecochran.gif


^@strikta

My dude!

[KwaL!ty]

http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/people/477_i-want-change.gif

[Witty]

Strikta has gone up in my estimations due to this thread.

[Strikta]

Sup tho.

Can anyone else help me out plz?

Hard out here.

& DLB fuck u it's not for drugs.

[anime_boners]

Strik, because I like you, I am assuming that this is a very elaborate troll thread.

[Strikta]

& for those clowning about me getting that 13 w/ the quickness.. the western union isn't even a half mile from my crib.

I'll post pics of what I bought w/ it here shortly.

I should be gone tho.. on my way.. I'm procrastinating at this point on making the move I need to make.

I need more help tho.. so wassup.. plz.

[Masaii]

7,8,9,10

Its over, the fights over!!! And life wins by way of KO.

[Rawn MD]

fuck namix

u shoulda gave me ur winnings
lol

im still out here struggling, duckin the law

while

strikt buyin Jays

smh

power move Strikta

[Strikta]

Nigga I am in the same boat as u.. I got them ppl at my parents crib every day cuz it's the holiday season & they think I'm coming home.

Only difference is I was smart enough to get 1000 miles away where they can't extradite on them charges.

Atleast I don't think... I've been pulled over twice here in the midwest & they've ran my Maryland license & nothing happened.

But it's time.. my pops says they're looking for me heavy & interviewing my friends & shit.. might get Marshals involved.

Meanwhile over here somehow my girls bank acct got hacked into & we're 400 in the hole w/ that.. & I spent the last of my bread to not get evicted.

Fuck fuck fuck u mean.

[Rawn MD]

lol

marshals already been at my house

ill cp a email i got from mystep dad lol


"You are now in some no bullshit hot water. US Marshals came to the house, kicked in your door. You are wanted, and listed as "dangerous, potentially armed". This means when you run into the cops.. they are going to start out violently toward you.. I would not play this game. Please.. turn yourself in before there is nothing anyone can do to help you.
It is as though you insist on going to jail for ever... you close the door on yourself.. "

trust Strikta

i been thru it this past month, yet again

[...the Nagger]

its this ting that happens when money goes missing from youor account tho

its called calling the bank and telling them

[Inno]

Did you shop at target recently?

Cuz they got hacked.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Sup tho.

Can anyone else help me out plz?

Hard out here.


GUESS IT'S NOT HARD ENOUGH OUT HERE TO PAWN THE COMPUTER THAT YOU'RE TYPING ON FOR THE SURVIVAL OF YOUR MAKE BELIEVE FAMILY. SMH @ EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU GULLABLE DUMBFUCKS THAT SENT THIS BUM ASS WIGGA MONEY. TELL YOU WHAT STRIKTA, YOU SAID YOU WERE TURNING YOURSELF IN AT THE END OF THE WEEK OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. IF YOU'RE STILL POSTING AFTER SUNDAY, I'MMA DROP A PLYMOUTH SIZED ROCK ON YOUR PINNOCHIO NOSED ASS!!!!

[Split]

I feel sorry for Rawn's parents.

Rawn, got any sisters?

[Rawn MD]

yeah i got 2...

younger

and chyeahh its easy to say,hard to do

no one wants to lose freedom

trust that

[Split]

So when you say "on the run" do you mean like, in a fort in the woods? Cause your IP is coming from your hometown

[Rawn MD]

no, there are no woods where i live

its south fla

woods r everglades r swamps r wetlands r alligators, insects and anacondas

ive been traveling residences n motels using fake names, and friends

[KwaL!ty]

Rawn .. You seem like your smarter bro which is sad cause you have the mind frame of a 16 yr old idiot.
Strik in your shoes .. its either being homeless or 3 hots and a cot .. or sell your fucking shoes you idiot ..

[Chyeahhh!!!]

yeah i got 2...

younger

and chyeahh its easy to say,hard to do

no one wants to lose freedom

trust that

I don't believe him. You're all free to though.

[Strikta]

I am selling the shoes. I don't have them yet tho.

& Chyeah.. no pawn shop in the world would take this piece of shit laptop.. it's garbage.. but it still works like a champ if u know how to use it.

The whole thing w/ turning myself in is that I have to get on a Greyhound to do it & that costs 180.. & I don't have that til next week. I don't trust the Delta 88 to get me to the eastern shore of MD from central IL. No way.

I can't even sell the car cuz it doesn't have a title.. I can't even scrap this joint.. nor would I want to cuz I need the car to get up to Peoria & see my fam before I go.

[Strikta]

n/m

[Rawn MD]

sell it on the street bro bro

i already done that w 3 phones

no destro

[Strikta]

Ain't nobody want this piece of shit lol

Plus I need it to beg for money til next week.

[PancakeBrah]

I hope this situation causes you to reform

[Strikta]

Surely it will.

I'm already feeling a change.

& one thing I do know.. even tho SOME of u guys are cool ppl & all... is that I'm never posting on a text board again.. I'll prolly be 35-40 when I get out anyways.. text at that age is a nono anyways. This shit has gotten so lame to me that I could give a fuck what ya'll think about me asking for money or help.

It's like.. before.. I prolly wouldn't show these real-life cards to this online community.. now I could give a flying fuck what u niggas think of me.

More than half ya'll some punk ass nerds anyways.

Fuck it lol IdGAF youngin

[Rawn MD]

Strikta - whats ur original charge tho

[KwaL!ty]

Sell the shoes you claim you've had ..

[Suthaveli]

sell your kid for 20 bucks to some drug lord and pray he'll be a better father than you, you poor faggot
it's the holiday season and ur pathetic ass hops on the net to beg a bunch of net dudes for $$$ when u can easily take ur shoes back. no wonder ur so frail tho, u starve till ur ex can send u that child support check and u waste it on jordans

i hate u
i hate ppl who are like u
get off your lazy ass u sloth and get a fucking job

oh wait.... selling drugs and slanging keyboard rhymes as a teenage mutant ninja txtcee is ur life. u come here to cry but ur not a man strik. i challenge ur manhood. u probably at mcdonalds using the wifi to post on here as we speak. i hope u get Gregory Chrystal'd in the near future. ur a deadbeat dad and ur baby momma knows that. faggot


Lmao

[Eŋg]

fuck namix

u shoulda gave me ur winnings
lol

im still out here struggling, duckin the law

while

strikt buyin Jays

smh

power move Strikta

what necessitates your need for attention?

[Rawn MD]

need 4 attn?

what r u even talking about, i commented on the thread in general

it was relevant

what necessitates ur need to be on my dick on practically every post

ur like a poor version of pancake/split/ and bags...but poor would b putting it lightly

u were much more relevant of a poster as English, not to mention better personality

now u just seem mad, without a reason bc no one cares enough to actually address u

this is a response, bc like i stated ur not worth an actual comment on its own standing

do me a favor, next time instead of addressing me, just sig my comment

that way i dont have to address it, and itll depict what u r without u stating it, which would most likely be on ur knees or squatting

thanks for ur attention oXus

[Lars]

lmao old textcees dont die, they just end up broke, homeless, alcohol dependent with bastard children they cant afford to feed and jailed for 10+ years of partaking in the faggotry of writing weekly man-poems

roflzzz

[Seyance]

lmao old textcees dont die, they just end up broke, homeless, alcohol dependent with bastard children they cant afford to feed and jailed for 10+ years of partaking in the faggotry of writing weekly man-poems

roflzzz

/thread.

[Eŋg]

need 4 attn?

what r u even talking about, i commented on the thread in general

it was relevant

what necessitates ur need to be on my dick on practically every post

ur like a poor version of pancake/split/ and bags...but poor would b putting it lightly

u were much more relevant of a poster as English, not to mention better personality

now u just seem mad, without a reason bc no one cares enough to actually address u

this is a response, bc like i stated ur not worth an actual comment on its own standing

do me a favor, next time instead of addressing me, just sig my comment

that way i dont have to address it, and itll depict what u r without u stating it, which would most likely be on ur knees or squatting

thanks for ur attention oXus

lol relevant poster? i'm sort of the same. mad as in mentally insane, sure. always. mad as in angry as in typing up elaborate responses with homosexual allusion in response to a succinct question (with no such allusion) i don't address? not so much.

yes: i'm a poor version of 3 predominant posters because volume = value.

OT: i'm on the run/general comment. whew.

[The Bully]

What kind of shameless loser spends 5+ hours a day on a text site, buys Jordans...
and then grovels for some change in his tip cup cuz he can't feed & clothe his fake child?

This guy does

[Witty]

And he is still winning.

Oh dear lawd.