ITT: i tell you what you're worth as a human based on the strikta=$20 corrolary

[PancakeBrah]

I am going to apply my trade as an appraiser for the betterment of the board. For instance;

Strikta can ask for $20 from the board. Facts: strikta is a dubious parent, does drugs, and is an admitted criminal. On the other hand he's a great boarder. Above average battler.

So as an example let's take Orc. Orc is not a criminal nor a father. He is a handsome irishmen and a good boarder and a great battler. On the other hand he is effeminate and maybe slightly dumb. Under the Strikta corollary Orc can ask for $110 from the board and it'd be reasonable.

[Certain]

What could you ask from the board?

[Diode]

Ah, but Orc is a foreign. Gotta take that into account.

[Witty]

Me!

[DLB]

orc wouldnt ask for money. only niggers and wiggers have done this on NC

thread invalidated

[veritas]

I would ask for your organs to experiment on.

[Dominate]

Lololol go

[PancakeBrah]

What could you ask from the board?

Certain:

Smart and takes the board seriously. Valuable asset to netcees. Good to great writer. Possibly Jewish which is neither good nor bad but may raise his asking price. Admittedly overweight. His strict grammar usage turns off some. Needs some work on boarding. Unknown as to whether he is a father. Kind of new still so he may not have the board equity to ask for market value. I'll say $75.

[veritas]

what is my value to you fool?

[Witty]

Veritas you wait your turn Sir.

Don't be impatient.

[Certain]

Certain:

Smart and takes the board seriously. Valuable asset to netcees. Good to great writer. Possibly Jewish which is neither good nor bad but may raise his asking price. Admittedly overweight. His strict grammar usage turns off some. Needs some work on boarding. Unknown as to whether he is a father. Kind of new still so he may not have the board equity to ask for market value. I'll say $75.

I didn't ask about me, though.

But I will take that $75.

[veritas]

how fat are you Certian?

[PancakeBrah]

Ah, but Orc is a foreign. Gotta take that into account.

In comparison to strikta he is rich as fuck. Makes more money per netcees post than anyone else which will actually hurt his asking price because no one will want to give him money. Lifts and has an unhealthy obsession with being right. Owns rival site PR which also hurts his value. On the other hand if he is denied a netcees loan he may threaten to shut down the site and/or hack everyone. In relation to the strikta corrolary he could ask for more than the figure I'm about to present (actual Strikta Based valuation is $120 based on personal achievements) but the major force at work here is his own personal wealth which will drive down charitable interest significantly. $60.39.

[Eŋg]

lol @ thread title. seems generous.

[Certain]

how fat are you Certian?

I fall between Bags and J. Metts, I think.

[Orc]

haaa great thread. i was gonna say i'm not dumb but a dumb person would think he's not dumb :O. i digress

[Swerve]

Good thread. I wish to know as well.

[StarFaggot]

Pancake you're a closet homosexual.

Ok what am I worth

[Figgly Wiggly]

me bitch, go

[Cashius]

Me.

[Zen]

I'm actually interested in this for some reason.

[Allen Knight]

Great thread..ok wat about me

[NYCSPITZ]

pancake won't do all of you, he's been posting 1 at a time and they have been decently in-depth aka took 2-3 minutes of his time to complete. Do me tho no gay shit

[Figgly Wiggly]

pancake won't do all of you, he's been posting 1 at a time and they have been decently in-depth aka took 2-3 minutes of his time to complete. Do me tho no gay shit

you fuckin wit my hopes brah

[Witty]

He will do it fig.

It's ok.

Shhh.

[uh-oh]

im worth a HUNNID

[Ghost1]

I only read the title....none other posts

Dont really understand....but please



Do me.

#imgay

[PancakeBrah]

Me!

Tough call because of my lack of knowledge in regards to your personal life. From your opinions though you don't seem like a criminal. Generally well accepted on the board. Irish. You seem to be in danger of being blown up nowadays and I think that inflates what you can ask for as people might have empathy for your situation. This a shot in the dark but I think you could ask for $70.

[Figgly Wiggly]

can you be gay but not be into being plugged in the booty?
tell us, bags

[Joe Metts]

I'll play.


But is strik begging for 20 bones or something?

[PancakeBrah]

orc wouldnt ask for money. only niggers and wiggers have done this on NC

thread invalidated

Younger boarder going to college. Not a criminal. White. All these things give you a higher value than strikta in terms of life. Problems stem from your polarizing board reputation. $40. Should be higher but people will troll you and lower the value.

[PancakeBrah]

I would ask for your organs to experiment on.

Steady job, family man, claims to lift. Pretty solid human being in comparison to strikta. Not in jail. Your boarding will be your down fall in securing a market value netcees loan though. No one will take you seriously and will instead see it as some sort of psychological test. Market value $110 but you'd get $5.

[PancakeBrah]

Lololol go

A teacher with a pretty much universally liked, low key boarding style. Not in jail. As far as I know not a parent. Pretty strong resume. You're Australian, though, and people will assume you'll waste your money on stupid Australian things. Also, not really active in discussion so people will be dubious of you needing a loan out of nowhere when you don't post often. $75

[Neighbor]

Yes

[Ghost1]

I'll play.


But is strik begging for 20 bones or something?

Yea.....its like the top thread in this forum lmao

[Strikta]

J. Metts

Can I borrow a dub plz famo?

[Witty]

I am 23, I work in insurance, I have 2 brothers and 1 sister, I am charitable on occasion though I am prone to episodes of reclusiveness and reluctance to participate in life, I am easily bored and in my ideal world I would live in the jungle with the gorillas and just chill with them and smoke weed and climb trees forever.

[Meth]

Please, I'm in.

[Destroyer]

ooh, I want in on this

[Figgly Wiggly]

my projected self worth you ask?...

five hundred... thousand, dollars

because of my young age, good looks, and high rate of perverse members on this site

[Split]

heylo

[PancakeBrah]

Good thread. I wish to know as well.

Weird spine structure probably brings down your life expectancy so people will feel charitable. Good boarder. In real life you seem like the prototypical single dude, which is a plus because bros like bros being bros. Can't really recall anyone hating Swerve's boarding. Good battler. Is Canadian, so he's not a criminal. Acts white while being white. Not a father, although if he was he'd raise his son to be a brah. Drawbacks include his recent decline in text battling skill and losing a discussion argument to Wise and riding Hush's dick. I think if you asked for $80.35 for a netcees loan to kickstart a spine surgery you'd get it, brother.

[PancakeBrah]

Pancake you're a closet homosexual.

Ok what am I worth

lol

One of the best discussioneers when he's on point and not pretending to be rich. Whiter than Strikta, which is a plus. One of my personal favorites when it comes to battling, good troll. The fact he pretends to be rich will be a huge detriment to his final price. Like a few others he deserves a higher loan amount than the final determination indicates but boarders will troll him into oblivion for asking for money when he claims he's affluent. Final price will be $50.

[PancakeBrah]

me bitch, go

Mexican which is a tremendous drawback. Top 5 boarder, though. Everyone hates his alias name (we miss Fig). He's a whippersnapper and people may be lenient for the youth. Absolute Strikta Based Value of $89 but due to being hispanic will only receive $54 in Netcees loans.

[PancakeBrah]

Me.

May or may not be an actual human being due to lack of personality. Lifts, is not a criminal, and is not a horrible parent which all raises his Absolute Strikta Based Value immensely. Can crusher, got all of his accomplishments by beating Pryde-level battlers. If he were to make a Netcees Loan topic no one would respond for three days until Certain felt bad and bumped it. Absolute Strikta Based Value of $85 but would only receive $36.78 due to no personality.

[Zen]

What's the highest amount of money we can be worth?

[Certain]

NYCSPITZ alone would pay me more than $75 for a decent topical league magazine.

Well, he would if he wasn't broke as fuck.

[PancakeBrah]

Don't be self-conscious about your loan worth Certain. It's a bad look.

[veritas]

I like how I am worth the most and the least. Carry on.

[Certain]

I was kidding, but you're right.

The Mind Assassin's value would have been a lot higher three or four months ago, when he was VERITAS.

[Masaii]

What am I worth.

Before you answer, I have never done curls in the squat rack. You may continue.

[veritas]

I was kidding, but you're right.

The Mind Assassin's value would have been a lot higher three or four months ago, when he was VERITAS.

How long have you been eating yourself into a shame spiral?

[Sn00p]

Me.

[Certain]

I suppose my whole life, if that's what I'm doing now.

[veritas]

Well I dont know....are you?

[Certain]

I don't think so. Thanks for asking, though. The concern is appreciated.

[PancakeBrah]

Can a negro just like a Chipotle, Veritas? sheesh.

[StarFaggot]

Pancake your assessment is pretty accurate. Great thread. You will be in my site diss with a damaging couple bars.

[Objective]

Tell me my worth Mr.Pancake. I'm curious.

[Dominate]

Am I winning?!?

I'm touched, Dancake

[Certain]

Mexican which is a tremendous drawback. Top 5 boarder, though. Everyone hates his alias name (we miss Fig). He's a whippersnapper and people may be lenient for the youth. Absolute Strikta Based Value of $89 but due to being hispanic will only receive $54 in Netcees loans.

I'd give him the difference and not expect repayment, like a proud mother.

[anime_boners]

Appraise me, Uncle Jemima bro

[Figgly Wiggly]

Mexican which is a tremendous drawback. Top 5 boarder, though. Everyone hates his alias name (we miss Fig). He's a whippersnapper and people may be lenient for the youth. Absolute Strikta Based Value of $89 but due to being hispanic will only receive $54 in Netcees loans.

ah, I see

the mexican drawback found a way to rear its ugly face into an online persona... I am crying...

can I get 54 dollars for my troubles?
cake?
















anyone?

[Ghost1]

U better fucking do mine. Idgaf if the jokes over.

[namix]

lol, yea this was a more methodical approach than i expected, good thread cake.


i'm interested in how i'd net out if you're still doing this

[Masaii]

U better fucking do mine. Idgaf if the jokes over.