ITT: I JUDGE ON A SCALE OF 1-KYZO HOW MUCH OF A FAGGOT YOU ARE WITH A FULL EXPLANATION

[Masaii]

Step forward cowards.

[DLB]

is kyzo the only faggot that can reach the kyzo level of faggotry

[Masaii]

Good question.

Yes.

[namix]

Sure thing

seems like this is gonna be lose-lose for me, but hey, lol

[Rawn MD]

im game,

as long as its not involved with tree canopies

or

some of the natives u met in africa with neck jewlery

[Masaii]

Sure thing

seems like this is gonna be lose-lose for me, but hey, lol


You are obviously the gears of the site and are an integral feature, however your constant agreeance and niceness with every member seems fraudulant. It seems to me IRL you are a pleasant person although shy away from confrentation due to a small backbone.

You probably wear socks with sandals.

4/10

[Masaii]

im game,

as long as its not involved with tree canopies

or

some of the natives u met in africa with neck jewlery

The recipes simple, you are a faggot.

NEXT.


























But really. As much as everyone has a dig at you, you are integral to the site, your past escapades of decrepit behaviour are entertaining. You are one of 3 scapegoats on this site. People will forget other members, but who is going to forget gregory chrystal and his leafblowers.

Although due to you being a dickhead IRL and an all round faggot your score is...


8.3/Kyzo

[DLB]

do it

[Rawn MD]

i appreciate that u acknowledge my overall importance to the site

u should factor in writing ability too btw, bc kyzo does write

[Masaii]

do it

Your hit and miss luls/negaluls ratio is roughly 4.3/10. Once a young ether riding on hushs coattails bringing the lulz, but as the decline of your master continued, so did your boarding levels. Although to be fair in late weeks I have seen you improving. You also asked for virgin advice many times on girls your age, which leads me to believe that you havent dipped your knob in any females puss. You do have a future with your college tho so thats a plus.

You are that kid who gets peer pressured into smoking and drinking.

Your past dickriding is balanced out by your life prospects to be a successful uncle tom.

6/kyzo

[Ryan 12]

Masaii sends me a pm about 2 weeks ago giving me props, saying that he's digging my boarding style. I dismiss him and call him a desperate and lame fagg0t in return (the child thought he could privately address me on some friendly troll shit, hilarious.)

It only seems fair that you need to find some reason to associate my name with fagg0try. Props for the praise though with that pm you sent me. You're still that low tier boarder no one really knew or gives two shits about; and you've been here longer than Pancake.

Pathetic.

brb going to have a panic attack over fried chicken and beat children.

[Ryan 12]

Sig checking in. I told you to keep my name out your mouth, fagg0t. Now you're going to be known as that irrelevant Australian fagg0t who gave props to Kyzo. Nice. Thread rendered ironic.

/umadbro?

[Masaii]

i appreciate that u acknowledge my overall importance to the site

u should factor in writing ability too btw, bc kyzo does write

Stop rawning in my thread

[Ryan 12]

LOLWAT IF LIFE IS A DREAM, BRO? THAT WOULD BE COOL, RIGHT?



HOLD UP LEMME QUOTE SOME OLD CHINESE FAGG0T ON SOME BUTTERFLY SHIT ROFLZZZ

[Masaii]

Lol am i the only one here who undertands sarcasm? You desperate long necked go go gadget cornball. This is a reach on so many levels, not including your neck.

[Ryan 12]

LOL ITZ ON THE DREAM LEVELZ BRO


TIME TO WAKE THE FUCK UP FAGG0T AND GET A LIFE, AINT NO DREAM HERE PUSSAI

[Dominate]

Go

[Orc]

im game

[veritas]

Game as well great idea

[Masaii]

Dominate

You are seem to have an above average set of morales and intellect. I dont think you are the type of vb drinking stubby wearing faggot that you and i know too well.

You seem like the kind of guy who would lick a girls asshole and not tell your friends about it cause Irl you are a respectable guy.

1/Kyzo

[Masaii]

im game

Well here is two sides of the coin. On one side we have the irl Orc, ladies man, well presented young man who takes drugs and drinks alcohol cause you think its cool. On the other side we have the boarder, doesnt appear much in disc but occasionly drops a zinger out of nowhere and returns to the shadows, lols have been had.

I think your skinny jeans and feminine colours you dress in have made you experiment with your sexuality. $20 strikta dollars says orc has tried to find his g spot up his ass with his fingers.

Aside from this you score quite low

3/10

[Lars]

i appreciate that u acknowledge my overall importance to the site

u should factor in writing ability too btw, bc kyzo does write

Kyzo is a terrible writer, one of the worst, his try-hard attempts to imitate PunchRhyme's style are pathetic IMHO.

[Witty]

Me.

[StarFaggot]

King Masa with the back pics.

Rate my heterosexuality.

[Masaii]

Game as well great idea

You currently have the greatest netcees video diss. Your rivalry with Bags is in top 5 rivalrys in ncs history. The katana to watermelon was so roflz it caused a singularity in the world wide webz. Alas you have fallen off in recent times, very hit/miss this past month. Your faggot points are earned on the fact that you wont repost those videos.

You try too hard some times tho, let the opportunities come to you.

2.5/Kyzo

[Masaii]

Me.

Your cat is cool, although you are a cat person. Recent studies have shown that cat owners are indeed faggots. You have elevated in recent times. You were boarding at mid tier levels but are low top tier atm. You seem like a pleasant person irl as well.

Your quirky behaviour leads me to believe that you like Will Ferrel. This is not good.

4/10

[Masaii]

King Masa with the back pics.

Rate my heterosexuality.

You are the best fake black person this site has had. IRL you are so insecure about your white pigment so you play nig nog on a text forum. This is lame. You do bring lulz on a 4/10 post ratio, although 50% of those lulz are at you, not with you. You refuse to post a picture of yourself cause you are clearly a white fat slob. You also proclaim goat of man poems LOL.

You clicked on my 'picture of my dick ITT' thread hoping to see my penis. Thats gay.


9/Kyzo

[Witty]

I have a dog too :(

[Masaii]

I have a dog too :(

3.5/Kyzo

[Witty]

I'll take that, thank you Sir.

[veritas]

Fair enough....

I have not been motivated. I grow tired of the lack of competition.

[Plot]

Go ahead

[...the Nagger]

do me n/h

[PancakeBrah]

Yes

[Masaii]

Go ahead
Sorry I dont know you well enough to make a fair judgement on your kyzo levels

do me n/h

Possibly the biggest racist this sote has seen since flow kkkanvas. You censor the word white like this w****. You wear cartigans and other homosexual apparel. You always start threads which get users interested and then you never post the follow up answer everyone is waiting for. Troll or faggot? Its a hard one...

But since you have about as much masculinity as a limp wristed hush

7 kyzos/10

[...the Nagger]

Sorry I dont know you well enough to make a fair judgement on your kyzo levels



Possibly the biggest racist this sote has seen since flow kkkanvas. You censor the word white like this w****. You wear cartigans and other homosexual apparel. You always start threads which get users interested and then you never post the follow up answer everyone is waiting for. Troll or faggot? Its a hard one...

But since you have about as much masculinity as a limp wristed hush

7 kyzos/10

lol you still mad about that alphabet thread huh?


and I type the way I type because of boxden

it ain't got nothing to do with yall

[Masaii]

Yes

You have curled in the squat rack before weather you admit it or not. You are the guy in the gym who seems friendly enough that others would ask him for a spot. I think you are confused with life and your beiber hairstyle reflects this. You come off as a Pseudo intellect whilst being condesending to others if their opinion differs to yours. You can bring lulz on a semi consistent basis.

You would let a female penetrate your rectum. See lars thread for further details.

6.5/10

[Masaii]

lol you still mad about that alphabet thread huh?


and I type the way I type because of boxden

it ain't got nothing to do with yall

I am indeed edward, I am indeed :/

[...the Nagger]

the thread exceeded the joke's value at that point, but ok

so there's 20 letters in the alphabet right?

[Masaii]

No, 26. Tell me why I am wrong though...

[Zen]

Sure.

[...the Nagger]

I muss have forgotten u r a q t :)

[Masaii]

LOOOOL Eddie y u do dis?

-1 kyzo from your original score.

[...the Nagger]

we aren't finished yet

[Allen Knight]

Me

[...the Nagger]

dude left before the joke was finished

[Masaii]

Im still here im waitingfor you to finish it...

[Sharp]

dude left before the joke was finished

But thats only 25 letters eddie

[...the Nagger]

you'll get the D later http://imageshack.us/a/img9/7/westbrooksmirk.png

[Zen]

lol

[Sharp]

Gone at that face lol

[Ghost1]

Since pancake didnt rank my worth i better samn well get ranked on this faggot scale.

U better do it.

Do me.

[Masaii]

Sorry buddah dnt know you well enough

Me

Allen I speak for myself and the rest of the board when I say your and bags bromance is peaking at kyzo levels. Aside from this you seem like a decent guy. You should post more in disc forum. Nothing much else to say really.

2 kyzos/10

[Ryan 12]

roflzzz



do me

[Zen]

Well fuck.

[Ryan 12]

Since pancake didnt rank my worth i better samn well get ranked on this faggot scale.

U better do it.

Do me.

8/Kyzo

-2 for the fact you can laugh at yourself

[Ryan 12]

Well fuck.

I don't know you

1/Kyzo

[Vulgar]

gO

[Masaii]

you'll get the D later http://imageshack.us/a/img9/7/westbrooksmirk.png

Lold. Minus .5 kyzos

[Ryan 12]

gO

3/Kyzo

[Masaii]

gO

Roast master, revolutionised the troll game with swansburg. You are a scholar of netcees and, like rawn, will be remembered.

1/Kyzo

[...the Nagger]

wait so I'm a 5.5?

I'm bout to start my own thread, this one doesn't make sense

[Masaii]

Since pancake didnt rank my worth i better samn well get ranked on this faggot scale.

U better do it.

Do me.

You are a top tier story teller, the best along with munster and deon. Although your drunken video mag severely crippled your cool points. You are a wigger at heart, but we can all forgive this because you are the site pest control, ethering vermin from our board.

You do adlibs on a youtube video, you probably wear a brace belt to squat 100 pounds and you have a shit haircut.

You should re-ignite the video saga with Veritas.

2 Neckersons/10

[Masaii]

wait so I'm a 5.5?

I'm bout to start my own thread, this one doesn't make sense

Yes.

I forgot how good your stories were so I reduced kyzo points.

[Greed]

Rate my heterosexuality.

[Ghost1]

Loltru

[Suthaveli]

Shoot

[Greed]

Comments have been fairly accurate throughout

[Masaii]

Shoot

You are a NCGoon from the good ole days
I still remember that picture of you on the toilet that you use to pic battle with.

Suthavelli da gawd

0 huge necked faggots/kyzo

[Masaii]

Comments have been fairly accurate throughout

You seem to be your own person and are not swayed but the majority in threads. This would be good if your own person wasnt such a kyzo.

5 necks /10

[veritas]

You are a top tier story teller, the best along with munster and deon. Although your drunken video mag severely crippled your cool points. You are a wigger at heart, but we can all forgive this because you are the site pest control, ethering vermin from our board.

You do adlibs on a youtube video, you probably wear a brace belt to squat 100 pounds and you have a shit haircut.

You should re-ignite the video saga with Veritas.

2 Neckersons/10


VERITAS won. :(

[Wise Wiggles]

Sup blood..

[Masaii]

Sup blood..

Last one, joke is over.

But wise ways the gawd of sigs. You use to drop roflz out of nowhere like a commando ambush with the most perfect gif to suit all situations. You also listen to nerd rap. This is gay.

3 cocks sucked/kyzo

[Just C]

Go on then, do me.

[namix]

You are obviously the gears of the site and are an integral feature, however your constant agreeance and niceness with every member seems fraudulant. It seems to me IRL you are a pleasant person although shy away from confrentation due to a small backbone.

You probably wear socks with sandals.

4/10

lol, strong thread and assessments sir - even the subtleties. You're read on me is solid, but peep how this context supports your read just not the why:

I was arrested for Felonious Assault after a confrontation with one of my rugby teammates in St. Louis... and it wasn't until a few 'incidents' later that i realized my anger issues were out of control.


it took a couple of years in 'grin and bear it' mode, where you're trying to come off nice to someone but really thinking about cracking the bridge of their nose, i FINALLY developed a little patience.

so i error on the side of being nicer than someone deserves when in doubt..

because i am patient enough to think now, but still learning when and how to let the beast out...

I would wear socks with sandals if it was convenient and comfortable though.

[Dominate]

Lol

[Split]

i don't understand these units

how many Kyzos in a MegaRawn?

[Wise Wiggles]

You use to drop roflz out of nowhere like a commando ambush with the most perfect gif to suit all situations.

File a complaint with Apple. The stoopid iOS updates rendered my gif posting abilities impossible, it would seem.