this guy bronsolino be cracking me up

[dead man]

talking about "mesothelioma money" wtf

i smoke til i got down syndrome

facially I'm like a young john kennedy

lol. these are just a few of the lines that have me laughing listening to his shit

literally murders everybody he features on a song with. prodigy comes to mind

most entertaining lyricist currently, hands down

[dull boy]

Action Bronson? He's good. I don't like his subject matter, sometimes. Comes off as kind of stupid, not in an intelligence sense, but ideologically.

[Certain]

He's recording a studio album now, supposedly. I hope it's not a full album of "Strictly 4 My Jeeps"-style commercial breakthrough attempts. He's taken over the mixtape game in three years, though.

[Destroyer]

is this dude white or what?
he sounds like bags to me

[Neighbor]

Carve a steak right off the cow's back

[Destroyer]

so, is that a yes?

[Wise Wiggles]

Yeah he is a fat woodland creature..

Haven't really peeped dah nigga doe nah meanz?

[DLB]

when he was screaming out his rhymes on Pepe Lopez, that shit had me laughin(the lines before the playmate line)

i got the lawyer on retainer like a teenage girl

all his lines about flipping, etc are lulz

cheat off a chinese kid just like a school test

bronsonlino da god

[Eŋg]

i heard that tape he did with Statik Selektah. Bronson's nice//Not Enough Words.

[Certain]

is this dude white or what?
he sounds like bags to me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2AHvZWojSc

[dead man]

lmao

[Fart]

hes corny as fuck, not funny lol

[dead man]

how?

hip hop needs artists who aren't taking themselves so seriously all the time. never heard anyone say bronson is corny tbh.

not to mention his beat choice is unique and usually on point as fuck.

[Wise Wiggles]

Lol@ not taking themselves seriously all the time?
This dude a fucking raging asscunt to fans.

[Fart]

how?

hip hop needs artists who aren't taking themselves so seriously all the time. never heard anyone say bronson is corny tbh.

not to mention his beat choice is unique and usually on point as fuck.

he's just barely above The Lonely Island level of corny tbh. he sounds like a parody rapper.

[The Bully]

Baby cuz I’m so smooth
See me...
I'm so smooth
Got the leather vest... you see the shoes
See my shoes bitch
Can’t even say em
No delayin... you see the shoes

[dead man]

Lol@ not taking themselves seriously all the time?
This dude a fucking raging asscunt to fans.
lol i assume you're referring to him throwing that dude off stage or w/e

yea he was sorta bogus for that. but i mean thats disrespect also, jumping on trying to show out at another man's performance.. you can't be mad at him for reacting

[The Bully]

It be the novelist, bare-handed choke a hippopotamus
I need to go to Drug Dealin Anonymous

[Certain]

It took me a while to get past his voice, but Danny Brown is on that same wavelength of fun but still ridiculously skillful rap.

[Witty]

I have never listened to him.

[uh-oh]

hes corny as fuck, not funny lol

WUT

Lol@ not taking themselves seriously all the time?
This dude a fucking raging asscunt to fans.

WUT

he's just barely above The Lonely Island level of corny tbh. he sounds like a parody rapper.

WUT


you guys are disappointing. i was up on BRONSON after he dropped SHIRAZ

he's a fucking champion.

his beats are dope, he is unique and clever. says wild shit

every now and then he'll say some corny shit and turn me off of a song, but he's easily the most solid new artist out

peep his shit you weirdo's

i don't get how he's an asshole to his fans? post examples? he's one of the coolest dudes out yo. i've only heard stories of him chilling and smoking with fans before/after his shows.

bronson is the great white hope

[anime_boners]

Action Bronson? He's good. I don't like his subject matter, sometimes. Comes off as kind of stupid, not in an intelligence sense, but ideologically.

You're so deep

[Fart]

i've heard like 3 songs and i cant stand any more of it. like whoever quoted him on the 'choke a hippopotamus, i need drug dealers anonymous' shit...that's dope/clever? what...the...fuck

[Figgly Wiggly]

he's just barely above The Lonely Island level of corny tbh. he sounds like a parody rapper.

Except on a technical level, he's one of the more exceptional rappers out there. Dudes schemes are dope.

[Fart]

lol.
i can list at least 15 rappers with better scheme

[Zen]

Bronson's the shit. He's unique and that's what makes him better than most of the shit out. Like black said he doesn't take himself seriously. He's just fun to listen to. How can you not like his shit?

[uh-oh]

i've heard like 3 songs and i cant stand any more of it. like whoever quoted him on the 'choke a hippopotamus, i need drug dealers anonymous' shit...that's dope/clever? what...the...fuck


thats just a random line. you ain't gonna find any crazy punchlines. he's a real dude, regular rapper. just rhymes shit cleverly and his flow is dope, his beats are dope, and he's a fat gully white dude bearded who's from queens and was a chef

he's a G.

[Ghost1]

Listens to 3 songs....hes wack.

Lol stfu.


I trained a dolphin to let the slammer off like dolph lungren.....lol.

Endless quotables.....


Tripple linzy out the jeep land into a split....doggy im the shit

Lol imagine seeing him do that tho....haha

[dead man]

i got a team of hoes like pat summit
i look like arnold schwarzenegger in a black hummer

[Wise Wiggles]

I can see his appeal.

That vid strictly 4 my jeeps was lovely.
My friend got that same pen.
Mines better lol.

[Fart]

yes
hes stupid wack to me.

[Zen]

You should try blue chips or blue chips 2 Art. They're his best shit imo.

[Destroyer]

I knew he was bags

[Ghost1]

Lol

Bagsolinio UNGH

An well done is better then either blue chips tape

Also that jay love tape uh oh put me onto is craaazy.... its called bon apetit

Those blue chips r good....but the 2 i mentioned above r his highest caliber shit imho

[uh-oh]

how can you not like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiAQ9xQQHeQ

[dead man]

never heard of bon appetit. illegally acquiring now

daps bagsoliño

i will be purchasing bronson's studio album, with money, when it drops so i don't feel too guilty consuming all his tapes for the free

[Certain]

Lol

Bagsolinio UNGH

An well done is better then either blue chips tape

Also that jay love tape uh oh put me onto is craaazy.... its called bon apetit

Those blue chips r good....but the 2 i mentioned above r his highest caliber shit imho

I like Blue Chips the most, but pretty much everything is fire. Dr. Lector and Rare Chandeliers (with The Alchemist) deserve mention, for sure.

The worst of his work is probably Saab Stories, which isn't bad by any stretch.

[uh-oh]

never heard of bon appetit. illegally acquiring now

daps bagsoliño

i will be purchasing bronson's studio album, with money, when it drops so i don't feel too guilty consuming all his tapes for the free

word pretty sure all his shit he released for free so no bad karma on your part

he understands the internet. build a fanbase. give them tons of dope shit. then ask them to buy something

but word im not big on the blue chips series, mainly cuz of party supplies. his dopest shits are just loops of classic samples

but bronsons nasty on em for sure

his first couple projects were my favorite from him. everything he drops has at least a couple i like tho.

[Ghost1]

Yea i was pissed at saab stories.....harry fraud let me down.....an 6tracks? Foh

Aj dr lecter was ok....not my fav

Rare chandeliers cool but i feel like alchemist slacked

[uh-oh]

alchemist sucks

that tape made me hate him. its around the time when he just stopped using drums for some reason

saab stories had the rockers on it which is fire but it sucked

[TYSON]

I still can't get into his music but he is better then Trinidad james

[Witty]

I need to start listening to new music again.

[Certain]

uh-oh's continued war against modern production is fun.

[Fart]

how can you not like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiAQ9xQQHeQ

k that was cool

[Split]

Action Bronson verses are just uh-oh keystyles

[TYSON]

That was a cool video tho