Will you survive a zombie apocalypse??? ITT I will tell you based upon your boarding habits

[Chyeahhh!!!]

figured I'd join the party

[Masaii]

Yes.

Keep in mind I can go a long time without eating.

[Meth]

Go

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Masii

I think you would fair well. Amidst some of your intolerable characteristics, you have a sound reasoning and are not afraid of stating the obvious. These things are valuable when decision making where thinking quick on your feet is a must. You're in shape for the most part and I don't see you having issues with defending yourself physically if prompted. You would be limited to hand to hand combat and non projectile weaponary (maybe a slingshot) given your location. I also think you would have an issue with raping women though given the opportunity in certain survival scenarios. This would dramatically decrease your chances of survival amongst other survivors in the aftermath.

I rate you at a 45% survival rating

[namix]

of course

[Split]

:#

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Go

you let people down and you're never around when people need you. You are of the "Service unto self" inclination. Independence is a very strong suit but I feel it would not benefit you in a survival situation. You'd be at the bottom of a zombie hoard all alone....just how you like it. You're a pretty cool guy though. I don't know where you live so that kinda helps you out. I'll assume you're packing burners.

33% chance of survival rating

[Chyeahhh!!!]

of course

you're the voice of reason. Dale died in the Walking Dead. Sometimes you gotta just let a mufucka burn yah know. You'd try saving too many people and getting in the midst of arguments trying to intervene. Something is leading me to believe that you're a narcissistic psycho that has not tapped into the primal instinctive nature that we all have, though your harnessing it may be a force to be reckoned with against many a foe or the undead. I'd rock with you though for sure. I think that you would be forced to come out of that comfortable zone and stop fence riding and start fist fighting the undead if need be.

from me, you get a 71% chance of survival rating

[Chyeahhh!!!]

:#

for some odd reason, I think you'd survive. I don't know much about you, but you're dependable, straight forward, and a stern son of a bitch. Honest to boot. With my direction, you'd be a certified Zombie Killer dual welding chainsaws in no time. Seek me

you get an 88% chance of survival rating

(this review goes for Sharp as well)

[namix]

you're the voice of reason. Dale died in the Walking Dead. Sometimes you gotta just let a mufucka burn yah know. You'd try saving too many people and getting in the midst of arguments trying to intervene. Something is leading me to believe that you're a narcissistic psycho that has not tapped into the primal instinctive nature that we all have, though your harnessing it may be a force to be reckoned with against many a foe or the undead. I'd rock with you though for sure. I think that you would be forced to come out of that comfortable zone and stop fence riding and start fist fighting the undead if need be.

from me, you get a 71% chance of survival rating

strong awareness

few monsters darker than what i've temporarily conquered... which is the gift and the risk.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

strong awareness

few monsters darker than what i've temporarily conquered... which is the gift and the risk.

indeed

[Neighbor]

Do it

[TYSON]

.....

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Sha Neigh Neigh

he does his thing from what I know, grounded, and is not a wigga but I'd give him the G pass. I haven't seen him get overly aggressive meaning I think dude is respectable and would be a leader when people needed him. Got a good heart and spirit I think. His girl looks good, keep her away from Masaii. Well balanced, I really don't have anything negative to say about dude and I think he'd survive based on the fact that he seems like he's of the "Service unto Others" inclination. Don't know how in shape you are though

80 % chances of survival rating (the leader always has it rough)

[Chyeahhh!!!]

.....

you've got a soft spot for plumpers. They would slow you down, ditch those big bitches fam. They are zombie targets. Otherwise I don't really know much about you but you're accountable for the company you keep

19% chances of survival rating.

[Eŋg]

sup Alpo. you knew me as Eng.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

sup Eng

I think you'd fair well though your tendency for not fairing well with others may compromise your being able to take advantage of being in a group . Nothing wrong with a lone wolf, but wolves run in packs, so do zombies. Solo survival if you're built for that isn't afar off, but being alone kills morale. Subjecting yourself to the normality of community is a must. I would suggest sticking to the high grounds with a high powered rifle and good optics until you're ready to play with the rest of us. You're not that big of a guy, keep a large blade on you to fend off the zombies and unwanted people. You also have a genuine persistence about you which means you won't give up. Morale goes a long way.............

you get a 63% chance of survival rating from me

[Eŋg]

my nigga.

[uh-oh]

WATUP

[Chyeahhh!!!]

uh oh

I would say that you have about a 50/50 chance of survival. Drugs and alcohol limit instincts, functionality, and reasoning. This is a difficult thing to process you understand being I don't know if you'd give a lot of that stuff up to heighten your chances of survival. Factoring in the supply and demand/availability of these things during a zombie apocalypse, you could suffer withdraws and really be in bad shape. I'd fend for you though, being I think you'd be a powerhouse on the zombie killing side of things. You've got good people around you in all the right places. You're a good dude, and I don't think you'd have issues defending yourself or those around you. Don't know how you are with guns, but I'm sure you could freestlye a whole townfull of zombies to death. Cypher Zombie Kill of the Week

you get a 50% chance of survival rating

[Certain]

There's very little hope for me.

[uh-oh]

uh oh

I would say that you have about a 50/50 chance of survival. Drugs and alcohol limit instincts, functionality, and reasoning. This is a difficult thing to process you understand being I don't know if you'd give a lot of that stuff up to heighten your chances of survival. Factoring in the supply and demand/availability of these things during a zombie apocalypse, you could suffer withdraws and really be in bad shape. I'd fend for you though, being I think you'd be a powerhouse on the zombie killing side of things. You've got good people around you in all the right places. You're a good dude, and I don't think you'd have issues defending yourself or those around you. Don't know how you are with guns, but I'm sure you could freestlye a whole townfull of zombies to death. Cypher Zombie Kill of the Week

you get a 50% chance of survival rating

word

my two main scenarios, other than the obvious one (death lol) are based on if i can get to my moms deep in the woods of ohio. if i make it there i thrive. if i'm forced to live the city life it could get tough

i gotta get out of the city tho

my moms got a cabin built on like a steep dirt hill that goes down to a river, which means i only have one real front for zombie attacks. the forests are teeming with game. TURKEY. DEER. only predator is coyotes really. aint no bears out there when ones spotted its rare. but word. if i get out there i got a good shot

the cities rough because i aint supplied. all i have are knives and the machete. i'm a minority on my block outnumbered heavily by black people and mexicans/guatemalans/hondurans whatever they are. but they're cool

but im still a bald bearded white dude. not a good look in the apocalypse.

i would have to carve my way out. no way i could stay here.

if anything ever does happen i ain't waiting on day 3.

if its day 2 of a collapse i'm OUT

can't be here when the riots start

[veritas]

Please do me!

[Sharp]

(this review goes for Sharp as well)


never mind lol

[Split]

for some odd reason, I think you'd survive. I don't know much about you, but you're dependable, straight forward, and a stern son of a bitch. Honest to boot. With my direction, you'd be a certified Zombie Killer dual welding chainsaws in no time. Seek me

you get an 88% chance of survival rating

(this review goes for Sharp as well)

hehe

Im also a good shot with sub .40 cal handguns and bolt action rifles (no shottyies or autos yet).


if the world goes to shit... ill be in the mountains of Vermont frfr
stay safe chyeahhh

[Witty]

Yo.

[detour]

sup Eng

I think you'd fair well though your tendency for not fairing well with others may compromise your being able to take advantage of being in a group . Nothing wrong with a lone wolf, but wolves run in packs, so do zombies. Solo survival if you're built for that isn't afar off, but being alone kills morale. Subjecting yourself to the normality of community is a must. I would suggest sticking to the high grounds with a high powered rifle and good optics until you're ready to play with the rest of us. You're not that big of a guy, keep a large blade on you to fend off the zombies and unwanted people. You also have a genuine persistence about you which means you won't give up. Morale goes a long way.............

you get a 63% chance of survival rating from me

why not...

[detour]

hehe

Im also a good shot with sub .40 cal handguns and bolt action rifles (no shottyies or autos yet).


if the world goes to shit... ill be in the mountains of Vermont frfr
stay safe chyeahhh

funny cuz I'm the exact opposite (great with the shotty an semi auto but not as much with handguns an bolt actions)...

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Please do me!

You would most def survive. Weapons tactics people tactics. In good physical and mental shape. You would start a cult after its all over. The man that can beat zombies and man has a great chance at longevity. We all saw you chop the bags melon. The sharper blade isn't always the fastest but I'd imagine you'd be a few steps ahead in most situations.

I'd rank you at about a 90% chance of survival

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Detour

I think you would hide a lot and when someone would kill a zombie you'd come out after they left and shoot him a few times. I know you have experience with firearms which is good. Your twitch worries me as far as aiming and sighting. Get some muscle relaxers and NODRUGS. Given your evasive nature I'd say your chances of surviving are great

You get a 69 % survival rating from me.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Witty

I don't know how yo are handling yourself. I dunno if you even know what a gun is or how to.start an fire. But I do know that based in who you are you would survive being even if you could not fend for.yourself...everyone would do.it for.you you're too good of a guy to let die. I'd take a bullet for.you family.

100% survival rating

[Ghost1]

Tell me.

[Just C]

Lol go on then.

[Rawn MD]

sure

[Objective]

Go for it.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

The last four posters have a 0 percent chance of survivng .

[DLB]

go

[Vulgar]

lol

[Ghost1]

The last four posters have a 0 percent chance of survivng .

LOL.dickhead.

[Zen]

I board too chill but go for it. And uh oh at 50? Idk bout that mainly because he's got a rad beard like me. They give automatic survival instincts.

[Rawn MD]

0%

gtfo

[Chyeahhh!!!]

What is this beard you speak of? Uh oh is red headed?

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Uh oh is your blood type negative?

[TYSON]

I'm appalled that my percentage is the lowest. Still love my chunky monkeys.

[Zen]

Rad beard, not red beard lol.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

he speaks....D;233045]0%

gtfo[/QUOTE]

Well you'd be in jail. Survival in structured environments filled with zombies I dunno man!!!! Your my boy but your hands are small. Convert those leaf blowers to flame throwers and you'll be a problem.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Dlb you have a knack for adapting to strenuous situations. I think you'd be the guy that is very trigger happy to the point of running out of bullets and jacking everyone around you threatening them with your empty firearm to which your convincing ways come into play and your foes are unwittingly overcome with fear. I also think you would mask yourself as a zombie to blend in...maybe even consume human flesh in the process. Human meat consumption is a no no amongst the rest of us. Given this....you could be killed by another human.

You get a 27% chance of survival rating from me.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

I'm appalled that my percentage is the lowest. Still love my chunky monkeys.

Post some vanilla thickness and I'll see what I can do

[uh-oh]

Uh oh is your blood type negative?

no idea

its probably whatever is the most common

my plan is to not bleed THO

and yea i have a brown beard

its not as full tho, i messed up trimming it and i had to start over. so right now if my beard is my strength like samsons hair, im at about a quarter of my strength presently

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Buddah

I don't know much about you. For this reason I am not able to give you an survival rating. Go start a beef with someone and I'll see how you handle confrontation.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Uh oh

Upon further review..your survival beard has certainly made an impression upon me. I hereby declare you a certified zombie hunter. Killing is a high in its own so stay away from the drugs. Alcohol is.good for.consumption as you know and also doubles as a wound dressing cleaner. Stay thirsty my friend.

[dead man]

can i live?

[Orc]

Meee . Ive watched walking.dead and completed left for dead

[Mael]

These tags just killed me. Buried @ "you'd die jerking around".

[Frank]

Macho man voice

"Ooooooh Cheaaa"