Situation: Seyance becomes relevant.

[Split]

Does his tiny, shriveled sheep heart explode after years of social neglect? Does he finally muster up the courage to buy some clothing that doesnt look like the interior of a VW Golf? If someone were to just reach out and give him a simple post-quote and lol- do you think he'd finally stop being a weeping pussy of a faggot?

Maybe he'd put down that Burberry cologne. Maybe he'd stop his tirade against all of the glasses wearing populace, who have tortured him- calling his insults "baseless" and "weaker than his grasp of world politics"

I do, friends.


I think I'm going to take the time out of my day to appreciate Seyance's 'uniquely' beautiful, ugly-duckling sense of humor.

you could never make me mad in a million years, hence why i try start the arguments.

...lol

[Seyance]

me telling you to go outside was the final straw eyy. did you only just notice your post count? did it give you flashbacks to how your month has gone.. sat alone on the computer, just like the last month and the month before that. not seeing girls, just looking at pictures of orc and telling him how pretty he looks.

i've always been 100% honest with everyone. that's just me, i don't dickride people like you and the rest do. back in the day i didn't have to say this shit to people, because the standard of poster was higher. we had people that actually liked hiphop, not faggots who play role-playing games looking for another online hobby.

[Split]

threads seyance has made about hip-hop on this site:
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you've been 100% honest with everyone? you've literally never shared a single detail about yourself except your whack opinion and drop one Open Mic thread with zero feed

i have a girl right now. i also have five classes, and a lot of time i gotta spend in the library except on weekends

i don't play RPGs, warcraft, or any video games except NHL, Civilization 5, and FIFA in the past month.

thanks for trying!

[Seyance]

100% honest with my opinion on everything to everybody, unlike people like you who dickride and sugarcoat bullshit. i don't have to share anything with the general forum about myself. split, you can't call my opinion wack.. i am a better writer than you in every category and aspect, you know it too.

rofl @ "i haven't logged onto my warcraft account this week, so there!!!"

you're a grade a loser, you don't have a girl.. but i believe you have classes and glasses.

you say shit like "jelly" and go out of your way to talk about how attractive orc is.

you have 1000+ posts already, even a person with half a life using aob on their mobile phones couldn't of amassed this. certified basement creep.

[Split]

You're mid-tier at best, don't kid yourself. You hid behind an alias for weeks because you don't think you have the ability to defend yourself. nothing screams cockmongrel like seeing another class-A faggot Seyance alias heading up every 5 paragraph essay diss. i hope all that talentless rage turns into razor sharp kidney stones u prick gargling clit clipping

[Seyance]

but you're the lowest tier, so i was right yeah? rofl, run along child.

[Split]

Sign into the AOWL faggot

[Seyance]

you need to sign out, not me sign in.. oh boy, you're friday nights are fun code red mountain dew and a verse to write, yipeeeeee! sign out of life.

[Split]

>is on a hip hop site
>is above writing
>doesn't battle
>doesn't discuss hip hop
>doesn't feed others
>doesn't participate in any discussion
>can't find one person to laugh at his jokes
Ur so cool bro

Getting slammed into lockers and forced to eat white dog shit cool

[Seyance]

i write when i want to, not when some league tells me to. i could go grab quotes to disprove eveything you just made up, blah blah blah. but i'd already figured it was the point where you run out of things to say and just start talking random bullshit. i'm not looking down at being on a hiphop forum, i just pity you being on here and your reddit behavior.

and i'm sure you know all about being slammed into lockers and forced to eat white dog shit, frail glasses wearing nerds like you are easy targets. you probably got jacked by other nerds for your magic the gathering cards, such a little weakling..

[bleak]

Yo maybe if you were funny, or smart, or interesting, people would bother to read your posts. As it stands, tho... I, personally haven't read the last 3.

[Seyance]

i was expecting memes when i saw you'd posted bleak, but it was just another reddit style tldr post.

you should make it tlcr, too long can't read.. you seem to struggle a lot.

but really, we both know you read them you joke.. rofl.

zzzzz

[Split]

< has never been on reddit or bullied
<doesn't play faggot ass card games

how can you even bring up bullshit when nothing you've ever said about me has been true, except I wear glasses?

I'm 5'11" 180. I could break your spindly frame in half, I've seen pics of u Lmao

stop claiming I'm ruining a hip hop forum when I discuss rap/ hip hop, write, when you dont

We wouldn't be having this conversation if you weren't having shrimpdick rage

Log off kid

[Split]

STAY EDITING UR SHIT TO MAKE URSELF LOOK WITTY THO

[bleak]

I'm 6'1" 215 DO YOU EVEN LIFT

Yo but srs this guy is getn the ignore

[Sharp]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FRUWnC0UcJ8/UB7DFrlDL4I/AAAAAAAACH8/rzUepy5Xpmw/s1600/christian-bale-kermit-the-frog.gif

[bleak]

I KNEW IT WAS COMING AND IT STILL LEANED ME

[Seyance]

i'd already figured it was the point where you run out of things to say and just start talking random bullshit.

blah blah, you forget we've seen photos of you, your lies are pointless.. your computer addiction obvious. you arn't ruining this forum at all, there's nothing here to ruin. but your too newbie to know what a real hiphop forum is like, was like.

actually we wouldn't be doing this if you didn't have to jump to strik's penis-side, you came in my thread when your name wasn't mentioned. if we're going to get technical about this. and i'm not about to back down to a little back and forth with a frail four eyed pussyhole like you, someone with barely enough talent to grasp the basics of writing.. if you had more, this would've been more fun. but you revert to such nerdy shit, i just sigh and shake my head disappointingly at most of what you post.

[Split]

I honestly don't know what thats implying @Sharp

[Sharp]

I honestly don't know what thats implying @Sharp

it means whatever you want it to mean

I just felt it was the appropriate response to the thread

bleak seems to know something we all dont though

[Boredom]

loool rothschild would be seyance, what happened to you dude?

you used to be decent from what i remember..whaddup with this faggotry?

[Split]

blah blah, you forget we've seen photos of you, your lies are pointless.. your computer addiction obvious. you arn't ruining this forum at all, there's nothing here to ruin. but your too newbie to know what a real hiphop forum is like, was like.

actually we wouldn't be doing this if you didn't have to jump to strik's penis-side, you came in my thread when your name wasn't mentioned. if we're going to get technical about this. and i'm not about to back down to to a little back and forth with a frail four eyed pussyhole like you, someone with barely enough talent to grasp the basics of writing.. if you had more, this would've been more fun. but you revert to such nerdy shit, i just sigh and shake my head disappointingly at most of what you post.

Lmaoooo

I'm too newbie to know what a TRU HIP HOP FORUM IS GUISE

I see a lot of word but not a lot of content. "Nerdy shit"

Good one. You got me there. Why don't you stop revering to such British shit. Blah blah blah you don't know what true butthurts even about, you're too British. I just shake my head with a lofty smirk and gently rest an Earl Gray teabag upon my chin. Blah blah blah. This would've been entertaining if you hadn't reverted to being so British




That's u dog

[Seyance]

i'd already figured it was the point where you run out of things to say and just start talking random bullshit.

classic predictable split and like i said, you are new to this shit.. wasn't nc like your first forum? and you got the ass end of that, hence you don't know what a real forum would even be like.

boredom, who are you?

[Split]

that was mockery of your argument. The only bullshit I needed was what you supplied.

Outtie, you're clearly out of content and the pojnt of this thread's out there. I hope some girl takes pity on u in real life, I mean that sincerely

[Strikta]

Relevance attempt failed.

Poor Sey.

:(

[Seyance]

i've been real here about everything i have said about you, you've just been making things up and posting nerdy childish jokes. i called you out on how you always revert to bullshit when you've nothing to say, at least the second quote sunk in and made you realize you'd been found out. and you are avoiding saying nc was your first forum because i was right about how new you are, just like i was right about everything else haha.

[Seyance]

hey strik, i thought you weren't gonna be back till friday? best go cancel that ext and write your verse. it's just more lies and complete bullshit though isn't it, fabricated like everything else. the way you see hiphop forum relevance has made me understand exactly why you dickride so much that it's been called out by at least 10 people.

[Split]

smh

RM was my first forum

I have no idea what quote you're referring to

I don't even play RPG's man. CASES CRUMBLED

at least im managing to pull some sort of jokes into this. you just keep telling me i play video games and shit. its kinda pathetic.

[Strikta]

I hope some girl takes pity on u in real life, I mean that sincerely

Yikes.

lmao

[Seyance]

smh

RM was my first forum

I have no idea what quote you're referring to

I don't even play RPG's man. CASES CRUMBLED

at least im managing to pull some sort of jokes into this. you just keep telling me i play video games and shit. its kinda pathetic.

when someone says they're outty.. then come back, it's cause shit sunk in and hurt. truth will do that though split. it'll also set you free, if you chose to follow it and go outside.

[Split]

it's cause you came back in and tried to sneak the last work in like a faggot, faggot

did i mention you're a faggot

[Seyance]

i didn't say i was done? you said you were done. so actually your the one that tried to sneak in just to have the last word. your whole last post is actually aimed at you, rofl.. you gonna leave it like that? i bet not.

look how quick strik ran from the thread, like he's actually gone to write the verse he's around to write. instead of lying his ass off like usual.

[bleak]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/popcorn-yes.gif

[Strikta]

What the fuck is he even talking about? lol

What a dumbass fucking loser.

[Ghost1]

theres more paragraphs in here then the battle league forum, LOL

[Inno]

this was entertaining....the back and forth pleases me.

[Split]

Sey is the only dude who could crash his own pity party so spectacularly

[Seyance]

it's cause you came back in and tried to sneak the last work in like a faggot, faggot.

this applies to you again, rofl. keep coming back. you said you were outty, but you can't help trying to turn this around, loser.

[Split]

you run a fashion boutique/ blog for a living

http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y486/dbirch997/clue_zps32fc75f7.gif

should be easy, you can only answer in the form of a question

[Seyance]

it's cause you came back in and tried to sneak the last work in like a faggot, faggot


lol, keep coming back in. I run a successful business and you play warcraft, who is the actual faggot?

[Witty]

I like Seyance.

[Split]

smh, you illiterate, son? youre that fucking deer that gets demolished by an eighteen wheeler, then flops around like a dying trout til it bleeds out. putting you on ignore was easily the best feeling ive had all afternoon

[Witty]

I like Split too.

Damn, I'm so conflicted :(

[Seyance]

i don't think I've ever put someone on ignore in my life. straight up pussy shit, if people can hurt you this much online, its time to log off, really. i told you too many truths.

and witty, you have no choice I was in hence forward and poethics :)

[Witty]

i don't think I've ever put someone on ignore in my life. straight up pussy shit, if people can hurt you this much online, its time to log off, really. i told you too many truths.

and witty, you have no choice I was in hence forward and poethics :)

Buttt I just want everyone to be frriiiieeennnndddsss!! :(