Playoffs Semifinals Chat and Predictions

[Certain]

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No. 9 Diode vs. No. 5 PancakeBrah | "Take the bull by the horns"
No. 2 Vividlyvague vs. No. 6 Frank | "Take to the cleaners"

Topics, via Mike Wrecka, are focused on taking in the season of giving. At least, I think that's the theme.

[Certain]

Vividlyvague, please check your private messages. You are allowed to choose your topic against Frank.

[e11even]

Yup. Good luck Frankie. Come correct.

[Certain]

With so few threads, I unstuck everything. Welcome to a meritocracy.

[NYCSPITZ]

Finals: ((cake)) vs frank 7-5

[Certain]

The magazine will be posted late tonight.

[PancakeBrah]

Are you for srs?

[Certain]

Why would I not be?

[Certain]

Do you want to write a first-person essay about the life experience you've gained?

[PancakeBrah]

Seems like a tall order

[Diode]

I'd like a short order.

California cheeseburger to go.

[Certain]

Lettuce is the worst.

[Frank]

Vulgar got eliminated. The title is now vacant, no?
PancakeBrah, are you ready for your close up? I got 20 minutes to kill. I'd like to conduct our interview now if you dont mind, kind sir.

[Certain]

Vulgar got eliminated. The title is now vacant, no?
PancakeBrah, are you ready for your close up? I got 20 minutes to kill. I'd like to conduct our interview now if you dont mind, kind sir.

He holds the title through the playoffs, in my opinion.

[PancakeBrah]

Vulgar got eliminated. The title is now vacant, no?
PancakeBrah, are you ready for your close up? I got 20 minutes to kill. I'd like to conduct our interview now if you dont mind, kind sir.

if it's going to be rapid, sure. as in, i send a response, you send a response within a few minutes. if it's not i have other things i can preoccupy myself with.

[Frank]

I don't agree. He never legitimately won the itle for it to be paraded through the banners that hang from the rafters of this forum. His short reign has reached it's climax. 4 writers have eclipsed him and are in a free for all for the final number 1 spot. I'm sure Vulgar would agree.

[Vulgar]

I've been eliminated. I don't have any input.

[patrown]

one hell of a season. last week had some hard calls. this one's going to be brutal.

No. 9 Diode vs. No. 5 PancakeBrah | "Take the bull by the horns"
my prediction is part of my conspiracy, aimed at undermining Diode's chances at winning every match. I mean only to harm others opinions of him. It is my sole reason for living.
No. 2 Vividlyvague vs. No. 6 Frank | "Take to the cleaners"
Oddly enough, vivid may take the /v. I can't say for sure he will. but he may..

[Diode]

one hell of a season. last week had some hard calls. this one's going to be brutal.

No. 9 Diode vs. No. 5 PancakeBrah | "Take the bull by the horns"
my prediction is part of my conspiracy, aimed at undermining Diode's chances at winning every match. I mean only to harm others opinions of him. It is my sole reason for living.
No. 2 Vividlyvague vs. No. 6 Frank | "Take to the cleaners"
Oddly enough, vivid may take the /v. I can't say for sure he will. but he may..

look at your avatar

untrustworthy.

[Certain]

Racist.

[Diode]

Racist.

http://api.ning.com/files/NXlWjTdaeya-GNHVOGkvwrbCzfdXd52wWQjOX8irdhyqyDOzmBTLc31QrvuagB qYU3NiyPxNgudcRoGThp3f59Lg0soDxHPZ/thecoon425x312.png

[PancakeBrah]

If Frank lets Vividlyvague win then Vividlyvague wins the championship match do we merge the 'Champed' to the main Frank account?

[Certain]

Frank, how did the interview go?

[Certain]

The magazine is up: http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=41680

Frank, if you have the interview done, send it to me in a private message. I will edit it in.

[patrown]

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanza, and Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good night.

[e11even]

I hope you all got terrific presents. I was presented with continuing life this morning, so as a result I'm straight.

Side note: Frank did let me win last time. I knew it when I read it. He better come correct this time though.

Extra Side Note: I'm sending Certain & Cake Frank plushies for new year's since missed Xmas. Fuckers.

[Certain]

I hope you all got terrific presents. I was presented with continuing life this morning, so as a result I'm straight.

What were you before?

Thanks for the doll, though. I'll put it next to my i.E bobblehead and L.E.S.'s Finest action figure.

[e11even]

Come over here n find out, big boy...

Btw wat did everybody get? I'm sure at least some of you bastards are spoiled rotten. I got 50 dollars. I'm spending it on someone else. You guys?

[Certain]

My mom sent me a coin-counting piggy bank and a tin of cookies, a friend gave me his iPhone 4S because he's upgrading to a 5S and another friend sent me a bust of Ron Swanson.

http://i.imgur.com/SwNJgCf.jpg

[Frank]

Side note: Frank did let me win last time. I knew it when I read it. He better come correct this time though.



You've rode my coat tails long enough boy. This is the last stop on the Frank express. We'll be in the nearest town in Oh, I dunno, 20 minutes or so? Have your pah' pick you up at the station.

Scoot along now little billy. It was a sure nice knowing ya'

[e11even]

My mom sent me a coin-counting piggy bank and a tin of cookies, a friend gave me his iPhone 4S because he's upgrading to a 5S and another friend sent me a bust of Ron Swanson.

http://i.imgur.com/SwNJgCf.jpg

Kewl. I always wanted a coin-counting piggy. Some ppl just get married to a fat accountant, but i digress...
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You've rode my coat tails long enough boy. This is the last stop on the Frank express. We'll be in the nearest town in Oh, I dunno, 20 minutes or so? Have your pah' pick you up at the station.

Scoot along now little billy. It was a nice knowing ya.

Just the Frank I was hoping to see. :)

[Frank]

Sure nice knowing ya - You forgot the sure...

Now don't you go forgetting that sure now boy...

Now that'll cost ya' cowboy

ever played russian roulette with a fully calibrated water pistol...

Your pissing in the wind kid - you got nothin

[e11even]

... i feel the same setup NYC gave me. Are you joshing, Dad-I-Never-Had? Because that would just be cruel.

[Frank]

just promotion kid. keep sweatin'

[e11even]

I'm not hydrated. Don't worry.

[Frank]

Be a stepping stone and just shut your pie hole

[Certain]

Why hasn't one of you asked for a line extension yet?

[e11even]

Why hasn't one of you asked for a line extension yet?

I fucking dare you Frank

[Frank]

I TRIPLE FUCKING DOG DARE YOU

[patrown]

that episode was actually the shit.. crazy oats is here.. was wonderin who vivid was too.
crazy season. where those verses at? ready to vote and on to the next..

[Certain]

To clarify, Vividlyvague is not oats. Unless he is.

[Certain]

Diode, Frank and Vividlyvague, I'm sure none of you forgot, but verses are due tonight. Have a great day.

[Zen]

So is there gonna be a tourney after this? If so I'll get serious about writing again.
Certain Mike Wrecka

[e11even]

To clarify...

btw I refuse to no-show. That'd be like volunteering to be Dennis Rodman's personal male commie prostitute...


That shit is lower than low.

[oats]

I will vote on whatever is up tonight

[Certain]

So is there gonna be a tourney after this? If so I'll get serious about writing again.
Certain Mike Wrecka

Sign ups will be up in a few days. PancakeBrah is running it.

[Diode]

still in nj through new year's, still on phone, no comp, will be in my office in ny tom where ill have a comp, ext rules same as always?

[Certain]

Yes. I take this as a request.

[Diode]

Thx Cer

[Mike Wrecka]

I'm posting from my kids nabi jr. Gangster

[Zen]

Sign ups will be up in a few days. PancakeBrah is running it.

Awesome. I'm even gonna stop smoking weed for this one. Yeah. That serious.

[Certain]

Awesome. I'm even gonna stop smoking weed for this one. Yeah. That serious.

No one believes you.

But it's cool. You're the people's champ.

[Zen]

Lol good because I won't.

[Mike Wrecka]

frank asking for an extension one minute before deadline obvious

[e11even]

I'm posting from my kids nabi jr. Gangster


Ballin.

[e11even]

My phone got stolen so im mourning right now. Thank god she got me a tablet.

[Zen]

My phone got stolen so im mourning right now. Thank god she got me a tablet.

You don't fuck with a man's phone. You just don't. I'll find the bastard for you.

[e11even]

Your are a gentleman cut from the finest cloth.

[Zen]

I found him outside IHOP. Sadly the phone could not be recovered because I beat him with it. My bad.

[e11even]

Lmao. Thats better than i could have hoped for. BTW before u used her as a deadly weapon, was she still pretty and white?

[Zen]

Naw it was yellow and thick as hell . Like at least two inches. I think now that it may have been a phone book. Damn. I tried but I think I just beat some random dude by a pay phone outside IHOP.

[e11even]

Lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaao. Pure entertainment. Im almost not depressed anymore :)

[Certain]

Frank and Vividlyvague, you have 51 minutes.

[e11even]

Thanks.

[e11even]

Frank is a boob.

[Certain]

He just messaged me an extension request.

[e11even]

Correction. Frank is the lowest lifeform known to netcees. I hope you don't no show on top of that underhanded ass extension.

[PancakeBrah]

He just messaged me an extension request.

What a tremendous, tremendous faggot.

[Mike Wrecka]

What a tremendous, tremendous faggot.

I concur

[e11even]

This is exactly why extensions should not be automatically approved up to the deadline. Why can't the deadline be an hour before submission deadline? That rule is the gayest thing.


Anything to be remembered... right Frank?

[Certain]

I think we're probably going to go with a no-extensions rule for next season. Mike Wrecka was the one to suggest it, and I agree with it.

[Frank]

Theatrics, A lost art.

[Vulgar]

Theatrics, A lost art.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-x-XYkAGt1Lo/URZ2SVbPB1I/AAAAAAAAJx4/kWRe8Wevp0w/s1600/open-fridge.gif

[Diode]

With a very heavy heart full of regret that I will never, ever get over, I have to let you know there is no way I can meet the deaeline in 45m. Younger guys may be able to write a full verse from their phones but I cant put forth the quality a battle cake both needs and deserves from here. The timing of this rounds expiration with the holidays and my trip nj sucks, but ibjavent seen my family in over 2 yeara and it takes precedent over finding a comouter to hole myself up with away from them for a few hours. If I can have until my return to sc weds night I would appreciate it and give cake tje battle he deserves. I do not antixipate that will happen and I do7bt ill show my face on here for a whole considering what I will have to deal with every time I come on and realize who all i let down.. jusy didnt expect this many people wanting t9 see me durimg this trip.

If it helps any I am letting an internet topical rap battle ru8n my night irl and I feel like a serious POS for this. Such is life of something I emotionally invested in for months now..

[Diode]

I might even be able to do tomm morning under rhe guise of work but like I said I underztanx if rulea are what rhey are

This is eating at me

[e11even]

he didn't ask for a line extension. or did i count that wrong?

[e11even]

http://i.imgur.com/o79cmO6.png?1 (http://imgur.com/o79cmO6)

[Certain]

Mike Wrecka, we need a ruling. The battle is closed for now.

[Frank]

your reading it wrong newb

you couldn't wipe his smile off with castile soap if you tried line 21
At 11 am my wife went down to kiss Dusty goodnight line 35

44 lines - nice try ;)

[Certain]

The hazy definition of a line has never sat right with me, but you had words on 50 lines.

[Frank]

44 lines mathematically equated musically inspired. Nobody sets they lines up quite like me. Nobody.

Cake I'm coming for you you piece of shit

[e11even]

Frank, you are a loose asshole.

[Frank]

May the best man win oats

[PancakeBrah]

Is that battle open or is it still under review?

[e11even]

Still closed. Does it really hafta take this long to make a decision?

[Certain]

This is the biggest decision of the season, so I think Mike Wrecka should be the one to make it. If he hasn't responded by 2 p.m. ET tomorrow, I'll make the call.

In the future, word count over line count all day, though.

[Frank]

I wrote 44 motherfucking lines. I can count.

[Mike Wrecka]

im here , looking into this tom foolery

[Mike Wrecka]

Franks verse looks legit to me, i counted like 46 lines.

what exactly is the problem?

[Mike Wrecka]

I honestly dont see much the problem here. i counted his lines with a metronome playing in the background. he didnt just pack them in there , it has a flow and cadence and is defniitely 46 lines

[Frank]

CAKE IM COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PancakeBrah]

vv outwrote you

[e11even]

I have an avatar i been saving for you frank. If i lose i'll post it.


Fuck it. I'll post it regardless cuz i think its funny. Not a Frank kind of funny tho. Bitch.

[e11even]

Hey cake, that was a bomb ass verse. It was like a relaxed polished version of frank, with a more natural language to it, than i know you for. It was worth the read.

[Certain]

Voting will be extended if necessary until we get at least seven votes or a 5-1 margin.

I'll be voting tonight, though.

[Figgly Wiggly]

Will be voting tonight

See I said it, now I have to

[Certain]

Will be voting tonight

See I said it, now I have to

Prove it.

[Figgly Wiggly]

Don't tempt me

You tempter

[Figgly Wiggly]

I'm trying to vote for diode but the threads closed

Someone plz

[Certain]

In case anyone doesn't check discussion: http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=43145

[e11even]

Two more votes and i can take a break lol. Good battle Frank. I'm glad you gave me a fight. Thank you. And to everyone else, see ya'll possibly next season.

[Frank]

I got it from here kid

[PancakeBrah]

frank has no friends irl and is a sad fat boy :-(

[Objective]

Frank & @Vividlyleague: Although the feed/vote might seem a bit negative the battle was dope imo. Also my apologies goes to Frank for not fully getting his verse. I understand now that it was supposed to be a police report, but it's extremely rare that I read peoples votes before I've posted my own. Either way; Great shit fellas, keep it up.

[Frank]

Chill out. Never project your insecurities onto someone else. Everybody can read what your writing. Smarten up.



Listen, I got this date with destiny. When I throw you the keys Act like you've parked a 1968 Ford Mustang GT500KR , know what I'm sayin'?


Choose that topic very, very wisely. Remember,


You are the micro-clone and I am one step ahead of you.

Infact. I have already chosen the topic - Mike Wrecka will edit into the thread at the earliest convenience

[Frank]

Man that vote was fucking creative,



More fucking creative than anything you ever written in your whole entire life.

[Certain]

Mike Wrecka sent me the topic. I'm not sure who it favors. It's interesting.

[Frank]

no



Send him 3 topics to choose from




Let him pick his poison

[PancakeBrah]

blah blah blah

just quit posting and trying to build hype for yourself. try just writing. and adhering to the topic.

ill have a verse done by the set deadline. you won't. you're not good. you're just a good hype/confidence man.

[Frank]

Danny. You got 0 swag. I am your source. Feed off what I've manifested. Let it nourish your dry life. Let my presence overwhelm your own until it is my voice you write from.

[Diode]

this match wouldn't even be happening if i hadn't been on my one vacation every few years.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[Frank]

Diode. Don't be a total loser at least vote on the other battle

[Diode]

Diode. Don't be a total loser at least vote on the other battle

That battle is over though Frank. Sorry, I just got back yesterday and it's already 322389298219812-1. I will vote on the champ match though.

[Frank]

The quicker you vote, the quicker they can move on with the show. Show a little hustle. Redeem yourself.

Don't be a douche

[Certain]

I'm closing it now. I was out blowing money at the casino.