got my lip busted open pretty bad this weekend, yo. got a wigga speaking like Sly Stallone this morning.

[Lars]

some guys friday night waiting in line for the urinals at this club

i cut the line, walk up and whip out the white magic, start pissing

i hear some faggot talking shit from behind me about how i pushed in and theres a queue

i turned right around and pissed all over his adidas gazelles

prick deserved it for buying them regardless in retrospect

when he realises what i'm doing, he throws a cross that catches me straight in the jawbox

i stumbled to my right, catches him with a kidney shot then a good hook to his face before the "no speray, no lay" guy and some security gripped us up and threw him out of there

i told 'em i was pissing when he came up tryna look at my cock ahahahaha

hope he had a great walk home treading in my urine

faggot

tl;dr my lip got busted up pretty bad

[veritas]

I wish you dead.

[Destroyer]

seriously. I would have fucked u up way worse for that homo shit

[veritas]

I would have pulled the neck shank that was hidden and stabbed you 3x in the throat before anyone knew what happened. It would be that awkward moment where you were dead, but had a few seconds to think about it. I despise your fat face and the lies you tell. I will end you.

[...the Nagger]

only in great britain would baron be good after something like that

I remember being in the bathroom like 2 months back and somebody cut me for the bathroom

dude was like I'M DRUNK, I CAN'T PISS MYSELF, I'M DRUNK SON, PLZ

I'm like na, but he did it anyway I'm like whatever

some dude idk behind me like WOW, COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ME

I'm like whatev bro, he got four ppl with him, I got you, some dude I don't know

I ain't gettin jumped to wait 30 secs lol, it was mad hoes in that club

[Wise Wiggles]

I would have pulled the neck shank that was hidden and stabbed you 3x in the throat before anyone knew what happened. It would be that awkward moment where you were dead, but had a few seconds to think about it. I despise your fat face and the lies you tell. I will end you.

I prefer through the ear.

[Lars]

seriously. I would have fucked u up way worse for that homo shit

lmao youre like 47

you can barely remember your own forum username and password let alone how to throw a punch, old man

[PancakeBrah]

Hope it heals bruh.

[Lars]

lmao last time Destro proved he was nice wit dem hands, they still called it "fisticuffs"

[trap.]

I like how the guy called it a queue.

[Ghost1]

So ur dick was hangin out when the fight....ir exchange of punches occurred?

[Diode]

So ur dick was hangin out when the fight....ir exchange of punches occurred?

yeah this?

[Destroyer]

you can't handle this chin

[Texcellence]

Lars were you ever on Planet Rap?

If so was your name Badger or Sonny, something random like that?

[Lars]

lmao i'd been at the urinal for what had got to be 15+ seconds when i heard him getting loud about me cutting in

by the time i've turned round and heard him carry on, you've got to be talking 20+ seconds of piss having coming out of me

then i just stood there right up in front of him and carried on, he didn't realise at first, his eyes were looking direct in my face while he mouthed off

i had my dick in hand, still pissing but near the end iof my piss, then as i tucked it just inside the front flap of my calvins DIDN'T DO THE BUTTONS UP thats when he hit me

but nah, didnt feel like my cock was flying around, musta been trapped in the CK's but my g-stars werent zipped up for definate

[Lars]

Lars were you ever on Planet Rap?

If so was your name Badger or Sonny, something random like that?

lmao i only really fucked with Symphonicz, ever, from PR

why you ask?

[PancakeBrah]

Story isn't adding up Lars.

Need pictures of piss stained gazelles for confirmation

[Texcellence]

lmao i only really fucked with Symphonicz, ever, from PR

why you ask?

You remind me of a someone from PR named Sonny, they were from Wolverhampton too.

[anime_boners]

so you fought him with your dick out?

edit: nvm, beat to it.

though it seems you never got to shake the last drops. RIP underwear

[Masaii]

Lol at anyone actually believing this

[Tyrion Lannister]

If I...actually told Tywin Lannister about your pugnacious activities -- he might hold it against you. You don't want him to hold that against you. As penance, we'll need to take all your lands and your queen, Lars, will be my whore -- oops, I mean my niece's handmaiden. Ofcourse, you can always refuuuse and have the hand of the king dole out a more...suitable punishment?

[Boredom]

faggot failias..

[Ghost1]

FUNNIEST ALIAS EVER MEGALOLZ!!

[Tyrion Lannister]

Oh look...another cockgobbler from Qath. Lord knows we've seen enough of this at the king's small chamber meetings...how's life for yourself, you stepfathered eunuch???

[Tyrion Lannister]

Lord bageth, might I direct you to the swine swamps where your uncontrolled bowel movements will go undetected? I can smell it despite the inebriated palate....

[Ghost1]

ENDLESS LOLZ ULTRAHIT!

[Split]

Pretty accurate impression. but why.

[Ghost1]

Im making a citizens arrest

This is clearly a prop 17 violation under the dumbledorfing act.

[Lars]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1526511_10202916546418504_224401118_n.jpg

been and got it checked out

my lower mandible was cracked

pain got unbearable, yo

[NYCSPITZ]

nice mustache pussy i'd rock ur shit how much u tip the scalles @ lil NIGGA

[Seyance]

sonny and symphonicz aka ellezdee were on rapsearch also. i think sonny came after you left though baron. texcellence who were you on rs?

[Batty]

Lannisters always repay their debts.

[PancakeBrah]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1526511_10202916546418504_224401118_n.jpg

been and got it checked out

my lower mandible was cracked

pain got unbearable, yo

lmao

[Certain]

We need a Lars roast soon.

[Lars]

lmao shoot for it

I'm the realest thing typing

always keep it pounds sterling around here

[Dope girl]

Sorry to hear that...... he deserve to be punished, its gonna backfire on him later.