THE ROAST OF DISPUTER

[Allen Knight]

Welcome to netcees u faggot

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Lookin like lil bow wow got slapped wit sammy sosa face cream

[PancakeBrah]

Woooow

Looking like he got rejected for a Kidz Bop commercial

[PancakeBrah]

Picture looks like the cover of Pedophile Monthly

[Lars]

lmao TYSON to thread PLZ

[Lars]

lmao looks the type to start new thread like "is it gay if your uncle puts two fingers up your ass?"

[Lars]

lmao looks the friendly type to sell his bedroom fan just so his e-homie Strikt can buy Johnson & Johnson for his waste of sperm this christmas

[Lars]

lmao broad got them dick sucking lips tho, dont front

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like danny from the ninja turtle movie with skin cancer

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like all he eats is gummy worms an gushers

[Badweather]

this nigga plucked his eyebrows and tried to sell the technique he used on craigslist.

[Lars]

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[Allen Knight]

Lookin like he lives in a hole in the ground
n if he sees his shadow theres 6 more weeks of winter

[Badweather]

why does the fan in the background have broader shoulders than this nigga?

[Allen Knight]

Got fired for being the worst hall monitor in his schools history

[Lars]

lmao that fan not only got broader shoulders, but a more well-rounded face, thicker arms, more charisma and a girlfriend

[Badweather]

this dude looks frail as fuck...

I could KO this nigga with a wet piece of paper thrown underhand

[Allen Knight]

lookin like Chris bosh got antiqued wit a bucket of pigeon shit

[Lars]

has wore cherry chapstick since Katy Perry suggested girls may kiss him if he did

[Allen Knight]

This nigga lifts 10 sets of 10 of curly fries thinkin its a work out food

[Diode]

why does the fan in the background have broader shoulders than this nigga?

nhgjghjghjffghjkm

[KwaL!ty]

Is this the disputed from RR?

[Diode]

Is this the disputed from RR?

yes

[Split]

overclocked his cheekbones

[Allen Knight]

Current Simon says champion of the east coast

[Wise Wiggles]

Looking like he gave Clifford blow j

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like he tossed the koolaid man salad

[Swerve]

Casper the friendly faggot.

[Wise Wiggles]

Lookin like his parents haven't had that talk with him yet

[Split]

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Keanu Grieves
his father was a mime and his mother was an obelisk
lookin like he was raised in the back room of Hollywood Video
lookin like he has several Raiders jerseys with DOUGIE FRESH on the back
this nigga is a white blood cell
his lips have less circulation than Highlights for Adults
Rodney Cautionfield

[Split]

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[Allen Knight]

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lookin like he was raised in the back room of Hollywood Video

Rodney Cautionfield

Lmfaoo

[Split]

looks like he was conceived in a SNHU portajohn during an anti-abortion rally

[Vulgar]

lmaoooo


lookin like the ghost of Pink Panther

[Vulgar]

lookin like he starred in the movie The People Under the Stairs as the bathroom attendant

[Allen Knight]

lookin like the indian in the cupboard had a sweet 16 pow wow

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like he threw acorns.at link in zelda

[Split]

his dream job is to be Christy Mack's key grip, but tragically developed a severe allergy to any and all adult industries

Lookin like he got catfished by over 4 separate LiveJasmine performers

[Vulgar]

Lookin like Randall from Monster's Inc had leukemia

[Certain]

I don't feel right making fun of White Charlie Villanueva, but the magic marker eyebrows are a bit much.

[Vulgar]

lookin like a friendly centipede

[Split]

put a LED strip on his Mercury Cougar's grill, refuses to give rides to anyone who doesn't address it as KATT

[Chyeahhh!!!]

looking like a recovering cyber bullying victim. You guys be careful

[Vulgar]

Lookin like a ferret that just watched 8Mile

[Certain]

Clay Aiken after three weeks of intense heterosexual conversion camp.

[Vulgar]

If Slim Jim had a co-sponsor, Skinny Barnum

[Split]

tries to culture his own shrooms but constantly ends up with prize winning portabellas

[Split]

has a Rachel McAdams apple

[Split]

looks EXACTLY how Id expect the admin of RR to look

[Certain]

Wait, does he still have braces?

[Allen Knight]

Sleeps in a customized count chocula coffin. He.won on ebay

[Split]

Hoody Allen, if he sold his testosterone to the devil for DJ Hero's source code

[Wise Wiggles]

Lookin like vulgar junior yr in hs

[veritas]

Keanu Reeves and Pee Wee Hermans' slanted faced gay love pygmy.

[Split]

Frosh Montana

[Split]

laughs uproariously at left Twix/ right Twix commercials. every. single. time.

[Vulgar]

lookin like a fuckin alien boy
lookin like a Kiebler cookie cartoon had albinism
lookin like the kid from Malcolm in the Middle was a poltergeist

The Wolverhampton Weasel lookin ass

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like a run away monk got a job mopping floors at a pf changs

[Ghost1]

Porter from the sandlot with tapeworms

[Vulgar]

lookin like a wildebeest's saliva magnified x3000

[Vulgar]

Scoot the Dragonsniffer

[Vulgar]

Skeeter the Cauldron Washer

[Vulgar]

Fagamemnon the Connect-Four Conqueror

[Allen Knight]

Considers himself a green belt cuz he studied every move in the ninja turtles movies

[Split]

Theoretical Pick-Up Artist, graduated summa cum load from Lincoln University. He stayed in the freshman dorms all four years of undergrad, and plans to raise a family there.

[Swerve]

Takes baths in detergent and washes his face with bleach.

[Swerve]

His make a wish foundation wish was to ride dirty.

[Split]

this is what Aesop Rock looks like beneath his exoskeleton

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like the league.of shadows had a bukkake session on his face

[Split]

Takes baths in detergent and washes his face with bleach.

peruses the Swiffer Aftermarket Modifications forum under the moniker CommandaTodd

[Vulgar]

lookin like Harry Potter never came out of his cupboard under the stairs

[Ghost1]

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[Ghost1]

U WRITE TEXT BATTLES LIKE A GIRL!!

[Certain]

Recently concluded fellowship as Donatella Versace's boy-slave.

[Split]

had his mom go with him to CVS to buy Luv Cuffs on his 21st. Then broke them during a particularly intense LA race-riot reenactment at the LGBT AirsoftCon while trying to lynch Cisqo

[Diode]

this is what Aesop Rock looks like beneath his exoskeleton

slayed

[Split]

this nigga prints out Vulgar verses and rubs them on his eczema

[Split]

considers Silly Putty to be the lowest form of humour

[Swerve]

Thinks that his vitamin D deficiency makes him looks sophisticated.

[Split]

watch out for Chaise the Lounger's 2013 mixtape Acid Peel reppin alla Vermont holla 1, grab some bodanks n sum syrup and peep Datpiff February 14th #dubtreys

Chaise the Lounger, Jon MagikarpSwagMcGriddle Prindle, Anita Prindle, and 1 other like this

[one comment]
Meshuggah "Pappy" Prindle
>boyhaveyoubeenattendingsundaymass

[Vulgar]

He eats Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal. He is the spoon.

[Allen Knight]

Considers thirsty Thursday chuging gallons of tropical capri sun while catfishin girls on fb

[Certain]

Finishes his Tumblr video music review posts with #GrapeJollyRancherLife.

[anime_boners]

This nigga writes 106 and Park fanfiction

[Certain]

His mouth was too small for his gym teacher's penis.

[anime_boners]

His deviant art account is host to several "original" sonic the hedgehog characters, created in his image.

[Allen Knight]

Has to use the jaws of life to open wide enough to eat a.grain of rice

[Split]

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Regional Assistant TO THE Hamburger Helper

currently developing a police-issue tactical fleshlight

tried to become more approachable to women, before realizing that either way he'd be spending his Sundays on the LPGA course in full ghillie

[Split]

His deviant art account is host to several "original" sonic the hedgehog characters, created in his image.
lmao

[anime_boners]

Works as the quiznos cup mascot that hangs outside the store. Won't accept pay on the grounds that the job is "too much fun".

[Split]

Arsenio Hologram

[Allen Knight]

Albino iverson

[Split]

is that guy who uploads 10,000 porn clips, 95% of them have mismatched sound and shit quality and the other 5% are elder god tier

says he does it for the thrill of the hunt

[Split]

got post-parker depression after seeing Amazing Spiderman

[Split]

strongly upholds the Yahoo! Answers Community guidelines in every facet of his life. believes it has made him a better man,

[Allen Knight]

Brightcrawler

[Split]

this niggas mom got ran train on by the production team behind Thomas the Tank Engine. he woke up with a Cockney accent

[Split]

only uses his cellphone when it is plugged into an outlet- to save the environment

[Split]

no fap November is his Normandy

[Split]

this is the faggot who killed Aslan

[Split]

the poster child of poster board

[Boredom]

damn pics broken on my comp..

[Swerve]

Kyzo's neck, Orc's complexion and Cro's haircut


Looking like a failed Ashley Judd abortion.

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[DLB]

rup finally had his kid and orc delivered it

[anime_boners]

This nigga bumps Smilez n Southstar records

[Ghost1]

The pagemaster goes to bandcamp.

[Mael]

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[Mael]

Theoretical Pick-Up Artist, graduated summa cum load from Lincoln University. He stayed in the freshman dorms all four years of undergrad, and plans to raise a family there.

LMFAO.

[PancakeBrah]

Still wonders where the wild things are.

[PancakeBrah]

Wrote an off-broadway play called Faggot & Costello. It was panned by the critics but has a cult following.

[PancakeBrah]

Twitter handle is Glorious_Mandingo.

[PancakeBrah]

His face is the exception that proves the Fibonacci Sequence.

[PancakeBrah]

Eats salad with a toaster.

[PancakeBrah]

Looks like McLovin with a hormone deficiency and two missing chromosomes

[PancakeBrah]

He was one of the kids Kramer fought in Karate class.

[PancakeBrah]

He is the human form of paper.

[PancakeBrah]

Wishes his night light scared away his insecurities.

[PancakeBrah]

He's the reason text died.

[PancakeBrah]

Did not understand half the jokes in the 40-year old Virgin but laughed to seem cool. Watched it by himself.

[PancakeBrah]

This dude looks like Henry Cavill if he was retarded, feminine, weak, weighed 100 pounds, had no charisma, and ate Strawberry stroodles for a midnight snack when mom and dad were asleep.

[PancakeBrah]

Looks like he squats in the curl rack.

[PancakeBrah]

Looks like he squats when he shits.

[DLB]

son looks like he came out a box with fragile labels on it

he looks like Draco Malfoy's stunt man when it's quidditch time

son look like what people expect Aero to look like

son look like he pays for RR with allowance

son look like he would touch Tyson, not vice-versa

son look like he plays Monopoly but don't know what the word means

son look like he fingered himself then smelt his fingers

son look like he shop for clothes at forever 21

son look like he ask all his homies, "does this make my butt look big"

son look like he touch himself to Spongebob

[Mael]

wut..

[Sharp]

Ebeneezer Splooge

[Disputer]

He looks like Doug funny.

[Batty]

Welcome to netcees u faggot

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Lookin like lil bow wow got slapped wit sammy sosa face cream


First off, hell to the fuck naw with that name tho.

"Disputer"?

I mean bruh don't fight, he don't destroy - he just strongly disagrees and offers his point. Way to strike fear into niggas hearts.


It fits that feeble Rescue Ranger ass face tho.


I'm late to the roast but fuck it...

Dude looks like a St. Jude's make-a-wish kid who's dying request was to walk the train tracks with River Phoenix and Corey Feldman in the hope of finding a dead kid's body.

Lookin like an Animorph baby sea otter.

Lookin like Jimmy Neutron with Risperdol tits

Old cartoon face ass.

I bet his mom makes Kool Aid with sink water lookin ass.

Stunt double in Ned's Declassified, Fred face makin ass


Is this kid forreal tho?

[Simon SeversTons]

Hes not Disputer. His real name is Doug Funny. He stole Disputers identity from RR.
Hes a lame wannabe troll.

[Simon SeversTons]

But the pic yall are roasting on. Is his.

[veritas]

dude looking like the gay love child of Wesley Crusher and J. Gordon Levitt with an elephantitis skull having ass.

[Batty]

Goddamn Doug Funny is this kids name? That's even worse. Plus he looks like a character from the cartoon Doug.

He got 90's Jennifer Anniston face

He looks he could be the star of Home Alone 6: Nobody Fucking Cares

In this Home Alone, Kevin McAllister thinks of elaborate ways to make it easier for rapists to get into the house.

He looks like Shia Labouf from Holes disguised as Samuel Screech Powers with tuberculosis and face aids.

Snarky meerkat faced lookin ass.

[Simon SeversTons]

Goddamn Doug Funny is this kids name? That's even worse. Plus he looks like a character from the cartoon Doug.

He got 90's Jennifer Anniston face

He looks he could be the star of Home Alone 6: Nobody Fucking Cares

In this Home Alone, Kevin McAllister thinks of elaborate ways to make it easier for rapists to get into the house.

He looks like Shia Labouf from Holes disguised as Samuel Screech Powers with tuberculosis and face aids.

Snarky meerkat faced lookin ass.
Lmao lol ^

[veritas]

dude got that Bjork face with the custom eyebrows

[Batty]

Lookin like John Cusack's metrosexual nephew

Lips lookin like Fillipino coochie

[Ryan 12]

Goddamn Doug Funny is this kids name? That's even worse. Plus he looks like a character from the cartoon Doug.

He got 90's Jennifer Anniston face

He looks he could be the star of Home Alone 6: Nobody Fucking Cares

In this Home Alone, Kevin McAllister thinks of elaborate ways to make it easier for rapists to get into the house.

He looks like Shia Labouf from Holes disguised as Samuel Screech Powers with tuberculosis and face aids.

Snarky meerkat faced lookin ass.



lmfaooooo0o0o @ home alone 6: nobody fucking cares

[veritas]

Nose looking like a half circumsized yak dick having ass wigger.

[Batty]

Pic lookin like he got caught in the middle of cockteasing pedophiles on chat roulette.

Looks like a Proactive commercial for the partially formed conjoined twin.


He looks like the son from The Santa Clause 2 with fetal alcohol syndrome.

This looks like a on-and-popping Saturday night for him where he took a sip of Mike's Hard Lemonade and got on Skype to show his homeboys how fucked up he is.

[veritas]

this bitch looking like a tele-tubby in the face. ole Furby eyed clown.

[Batty]

Felix the Cat lookin face.

Maybe dis 'puter is slang for "this computer"? Like "I'm on dis 'puter takin pics of me lookin like Will Weaton with advanced scoliosis"

Lookin like Paul Pfeiffer from Wonder Years with a wrestling figure collection of all John Cenas

[veritas]

dang.


I don't know how else to explain it but this dude looking like a turd-worm.

[Simon SeversTons]

Died at the tags lol

[Batty]

Dude looks like a tactical specialist at masterbation.

Giving out tips like: put a band-aid over your pee hole when you jack off with shampoo or "tube socks can't get preggers".

This is the dude at the slumber party who wants to practice MMA with the smallest guy there.

[Witty]

Lold @ dis 'puter.

[Batty]

Disputer lookin like he would not be out of place of the cover of a Goosebumps novel.


He's the type of kid who thinks he got grandfathered in to D list celeb status coz his mom sucked Sean Kinney's dick in the '90s.

Btw that's the drummer for Alice in Chains.


Peace.

[Split]

Roy batty that u?

[Batty]

Hell yeah it's me, Split. Back up in the mix.

Spinning rocks on this kid like a Dukes of Hazard chase scene!