Dialect Map Quiz.. what do you get?

[Diode]

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html?r=82224440180201000802008001004004j211018 00020000400

Map takes awhile to load after quiz since they're being hammered. Just give it a minute.

Even though I have adopted y'all, parking on any grassy area next to a sidewalk, and know what a service road is and use 'em frequently.. they still nailed my home dialect.

Bastards.

[Split]

Boston, Newark, Worcester

i guess im the only person in the USA that pronounces Aunt like the a in 'palm' in general, and like ant when im talking bout a specific aunt

[Diode]

Boston, Newark, Worcester

i guess im the only person in the USA that pronounces Aunt like the a in 'palm' in general, and like ant when im talking bout a specific aunt

nah. that's a new england thing.

[Certain]

Jesus, this thing is ridiculously accurate. I got New York, Philadelphia and Washington, the three places I've lived (or, in Philadelphia's case, lived near) other than 15 months in Des Moines.

[Boredom]

seattle/tacoma

makes sense considering closest to canada i guess?

[...the Nagger]

tallahassee, jacksonville, va beach

[PancakeBrah]

Did not work well for me gents.

Suck it, New York Times

[Certain]

Apparently "sneakers" is extremely regional. But I've never heard anyone try to correct me on it.

[Swerve]

Fremont, Newark and OKC. OKC is near the state I was born in, Newark is near the state I was raised in.

Fremont is based on my answer of firefly, so I think that's out the window.

[Certain]

seattle/tacoma

makes sense considering closest to canada i guess?

What do you mean, "I guess"? You're from Vancouver. Canada wasn't included. What answer did you expect?

[dead man]

chicago/aurora/rockford

put on your gym shoes bitch

[Certain]

Fremont, Newark and OKC. OKC is near the state I was born in, Newark is near the state I was raised in.

Fremont is based on my answer of firefly, so I think that's out the window.

http://i.imgur.com/M4SeDUI.jpg

[Rawn MD]

nailed it

ft lauderdale/ yonkers/ newark

[Orc]

i got honolulu

[uh-oh]

wichita - semi (instead of tractor trailer or 18 wheeler. all of which can be used by me but semi seemed right.)

nashville - lightning bugs (i've never heard anyone call them anything different. i've heard firefly, but from movies and shit. they're lightning bugs in real life lol)

tallahassee - yall

that one sorta makes sense cuz i was a kid in tampa florida

but nah. ya'll is universal

the only one close is tallahassee

im a filthy redneck hillbilly. its confirmed by this terrible quiz that was nowhere near my ACCENT

[uh-oh]

the ones i'm least similair too

is providence, PHILLY, and jersey city