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big baby
12-26-2013, 03:18 PM
It's *your* drink. Though some lyrics websites say you drink. Others say your drink. But, it is indeed *your* drink.

You can cut your wrists now.


I got him guys, I got him. *receives pats on the back*

Commentator: how do you feel about this accomplishment, big baby?

big baby: nah mean shit crazy. i knew i was gonna catch him. ain't nobody perfect you know? EASY WORK. HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION. He tried to fight but he made a mistake and i caught him with the jab. You don't make mistakes with me. Or you get FUCKED UP. I can't believe he knows my name MY BABY SMILE IS IMPETUOUS. MY CONDENSED MILK IS IMPREGNABLE IM JUST FEROCIOUS, I WANT TO FART, BIG BABY FOR LIFE, PRAISE BE TO GOO GOO GAGA!


who the fuck want it next.

Certain
12-26-2013, 03:21 PM
You're right. Thank you. I blame Rap Genius.

big baby
12-26-2013, 03:22 PM
Can I get an accomp for this, please and thanks.

Witty
12-26-2013, 03:47 PM
FUCKING LEAVE CERTAIN ALONE.

PancakeBrah
12-26-2013, 04:17 PM
Good job big baby.

Good job to Certain, too.

I'm writing this here topical piece and I realized the plot is pretty similar to The Road but the ending and idea are completely different. So I think its cool. Its first person anyways so that's different. Plus different back story. Who knows

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 04:28 PM
I just bought this bluetooth rca music system

es koo

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 04:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/alzfohj.jpg

Certain
12-26-2013, 04:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3pR6l9l.jpg

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 04:42 PM
I hate tacos

stop

Certain
12-26-2013, 04:43 PM
Why do you hate tacos?

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 04:44 PM
I was raped by one

Certain
12-26-2013, 04:44 PM
Is that why you always think about them?

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 04:45 PM
Certain, not like this. Not now.

I need time

big baby
12-26-2013, 04:46 PM
is that fig

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 04:48 PM
is that fig

That's me doing my best pancakebrah impression

big baby
12-26-2013, 04:50 PM
show me all u bb

Eŋg
12-26-2013, 04:53 PM
i caught him misspelling sporadic as sporatic the other day, actually.

i kept it quiet to gift you this victory.

savour it.

sporatic.

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 04:53 PM
show me all u bb

This is pretty much all of them

http://i.imgur.com/02Iea3f.jpg

Certain
12-26-2013, 04:59 PM
i caught him misspelling sporadic as sporatic the other day, actually.

i kept it quiet to gift you this victory.

savour it.

I should spell-check the magazines. I write them in Notepad, which does not have a spell-check program.

Thanks.

big baby
12-26-2013, 05:11 PM
you are not 18 and up liar

Eŋg
12-26-2013, 05:12 PM
I should spell-check the magazines. I write them in Notepad, which does not have a spell-check program.

Thanks.

wouldn't have said a thing, despite you being a grammar nazi, if not for this thread.

yw.

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 05:17 PM
you are not 18 and up liar

It's funny because you're a baby.

(dat grammar doe)

Wise Wiggles
12-26-2013, 05:18 PM
Aiyo I got scars from those fucking air soft 'matics.. Had no idea what I was getting into. Smfh. Funner than shit though.

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 05:22 PM
Aiyo I got scars from those fucking air soft 'matics.. Had no idea what I was getting into. Smfh. Funner than shit though.

My cousin used to put me in a big jacket and shoot at me with his older friends when I was 9

i thought they were my friends

Certain
12-26-2013, 05:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llz8UUuXHSU

Certain
12-26-2013, 05:26 PM
wouldn't have said a thing, despite you being a grammar nazi, if not for this thread.

yw.

I would prefer to be corrected. The British are so passive-aggressive. Do you watch Doctor Who?

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 05:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llz8UUuXHSU

I never listen to these

certain

y u do this

Certain
12-26-2013, 05:27 PM
Expand your horizons, Franklin.

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 05:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntSfUZx0zWE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Certain
12-26-2013, 05:31 PM
That's a good choice.

Eŋg
12-26-2013, 05:33 PM
I would prefer to be corrected. The British are so passive-aggressive. Do you watch Doctor Who?

i feel like there was a film in the nineties i saw. otherwise, no. i'm not very british, or passive-aggressive, either.

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 05:34 PM
I'm waiting for cakes input....

.......

big baby
12-26-2013, 05:35 PM
i feel like there was a film in the nineties i saw. otherwise, no. i'm not very british, or passive-aggressive, either.

you're probably the most passive aggressive person on here after certain and pancake.

Eŋg
12-26-2013, 05:36 PM
i baited somebody to say that. thanks.

Certain
12-26-2013, 05:37 PM
I watch Doctor Who and am passive-aggressive. I am more British than oXus.

Certain
12-26-2013, 05:38 PM
I don't like association football, though.

PancakeBrah
12-26-2013, 05:40 PM
I'm really passive aggressive.

Big baby is a douche though.

Passive aggressive > douche

Eŋg
12-26-2013, 05:41 PM
my praenomen disagrees with you, Certain. but you can lay claim to Gallifreyan and British citizenship. i wouldn't mind.

i like football, quite a bit. played at a decent level in my younger years when i didn't have a bad knee or sciatic pinch. still watch sometimes.

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 05:47 PM
You're all assholes

now let's get along

Certain
12-26-2013, 05:48 PM
We do get along. Except PancakeBrah doesn't like big baby. PancakeBrah liked Darth Yoda and BWHAHA, though. Everyone preferred Darth Yoda and BWHAHA, frankly.

Not Zombie, though.

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 05:50 PM
Does this pass off as passive aggression?
http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=42059

PancakeBrah
12-26-2013, 05:51 PM
Incorrect. Big baby thinks I'm a jerk. I enjoy his boarding and writing. He's a mean person.

Certain
12-26-2013, 05:53 PM
We're all jerks.

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 05:54 PM
Big baby is misunderstood

cake, you're emotional

certain wears bottle rim glasses, a turtleneck, and smokes a pipe by the fireplace

PancakeBrah
12-26-2013, 05:56 PM
I jerk off into The Notebook every night

Certain
12-26-2013, 05:57 PM
Big baby is misunderstood

cake, you're emotional

certain wears bottle rim glasses, a turtleneck, and smokes a pipe by the fireplace

I own none of those things. You probably couldn't even guess who molested me as a child.

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 05:58 PM
I own none of those things. You probably couldn't even guess who molested me as a child.

I did

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 05:59 PM
I'm just Witty doing a Darth Yoda impression

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 06:00 PM
I jerk off into The Notebook every night

That's fucking weird

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 06:00 PM
4rd post going ham

Witty
12-26-2013, 06:01 PM
I'm just Witty doing a Darth Yoda impression

I'm fig doing a pancake doing a certain doing a fig impression.

PancakeBrah
12-26-2013, 06:01 PM
Fig when I furrow my brow it looks like a clitoris

Mad?

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 06:02 PM
Fig when I furrow my brow it looks like a clitoris

Mad?

I'm jelly of your pussy face

to the max

PancakeBrah
12-26-2013, 06:03 PM
You look like a dumb Armenian with bitch hair fuck you

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 06:06 PM
You look good.

There, take a complement. Bet you feel like a prick

Certain
12-26-2013, 06:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/lC2BHpM.jpg

PancakeBrah
12-26-2013, 06:08 PM
Thanks fig.

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 06:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/lC2BHpM.jpg

We need to do a collab using this picture

the whole successful untitled crew

Witty
12-26-2013, 06:22 PM
Fig you mean compliment.

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 06:33 PM
Fig you mean compliment.

You mean you're a closet homosapien

Witty
12-26-2013, 06:34 PM
Yes.

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 06:38 PM
I think I've proved my point here

Mods close thread plz

Certain
12-26-2013, 06:39 PM
Fig, you mean "proven."

Eŋg
12-26-2013, 06:58 PM
i don't like anyone in this thread.

PancakeBrah
12-26-2013, 07:06 PM
I don't think anyone is hurt in any way by that lol.

You're in the running for least enjoyable personality on this site, so...

Wise Wiggles
12-26-2013, 07:10 PM
How was everyone's Christ to the mass?

dull boy
12-26-2013, 07:15 PM
I'm not a jerk.

Split
12-26-2013, 07:24 PM
Fig I'll trade you my SAT scores for your eyebrow aesthetics

Eŋg
12-26-2013, 07:26 PM
I don't think anyone is hurt in any way by that lol.

You're in the running for least enjoyable personality on this site, so...

yes i said it to hurt ppls.

sigh. a far cry from times 'i actually like you' was exclaimed.

that's a bit unfair. you hurt me. i'm going to touch myself while thinking about it. with a sharp knife on either my thigh or arm.

PancakeBrah
12-26-2013, 07:27 PM
yes i said it to hurt ppls.

sigh. a far cry from times 'i actually like you' was exclaimed.

that's a bit unfair. it hurt. i'm going to touch myself while thinking about it. with a sharp knife on either my thigh or arm.

http://pinkie.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/138637389329.gif

Certain
12-26-2013, 07:28 PM
That egg was my good friend. The one on the right.

Eŋg
12-26-2013, 07:29 PM
ikr

Wise Wiggles
12-26-2013, 08:02 PM
http://pinkie.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/138637389329.gif

That's me actually.fr

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 08:16 PM
Fig I'll trade you my SAT scores for your eyebrow aesthetics

I'm going to state college

I'll keep my proud brows thank you very much

Certain thanks!

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 08:16 PM
i don't like anyone in this thread.

But you like me a little more than everyone else

Certain
12-26-2013, 08:18 PM
Fig Jr., I'm proud of you. Don't drop out.

Ryan 12
12-26-2013, 10:12 PM
the air ineere dense as fuck



witty is the least funny member on the site, plz stop

Figgly Wiggly
12-26-2013, 10:17 PM
Fig Jr., I'm proud of you. Don't drop out.

You've inspired me to drop out. I'll be living with u now

Ghost1
12-26-2013, 11:03 PM
Good. Ur all in here.

Now.sum1 ship this thread to faggot island.

We have time now.we can rebuild.

Ryan 12
12-26-2013, 11:10 PM
all the awkward weirdos in one thread




good job fig

Certain
12-26-2013, 11:20 PM
BagcakeBrah and Ryan 12, please show some respect in my thread. Thank you all for attending.

Ryan 12
12-26-2013, 11:26 PM
certain, ur sigs weird as fuck



what kind of rhyme scheme is that? plz explain what it means as well i dont get it

Certain
12-26-2013, 11:34 PM
I don't know what it means. Why would you pour eggnog into a drink, right? Kanye West says what he pleases.

Merry Christmas.

Ryan 12
12-27-2013, 12:10 AM
why wud u quote such a shitty line then?



(oh yea btw merry christmas)

Certain
12-27-2013, 02:12 AM
I might switch to Van Morrison next. Astral Weeks is getting a lot of play these days. Plus, he's Northern Irish and would bomb Witty's car.

No offense, Witty. I simply dislike your car.

Figgly Wiggly
12-27-2013, 02:19 PM
all the awkward weirdos in one thread




good job fig

ya

Witty
12-27-2013, 02:21 PM
I might switch to Van Morrison next. Astral Weeks is getting a lot of play these days. Plus, he's Northern Irish and would bomb Witty's car.

No offense, Witty. I simply dislike your car.

:(

PancakeBrah
12-27-2013, 02:42 PM
Good. Ur all in here.

Now.sum1 ship this thread to faggot island.

We have time now.we can rebuild.

You'll always be fat.